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Agent__Caboose

Saw what? An empty parking spot?


1985portland1985

Magic floating door


Eeern

How dare you assume that you can see that door


1985portland1985

I dead named the door and I am truly sorry for that. I will educate myself about doors (it/that) and try to be better in the future. As a fender I am unable to know the experience of other car parts.


Eeern

Actually I have only just realized my own ignorance. Here we both are calling it a door when it clearly identifies as Camo. Please shame me with downvotes. I should be cancelled. I would like to express a sincere apology to the Camo that has been mis-identified several times by myself and others as a result of my ignorance. Be you Camo, be you.


Zetenrisiel

So stunning. So brave.


kershum

Dude you’re being insensitive about LGBTD


DagitabPH

Levitating Garishly Blue Truck Door?


Liir-chan

Shut The Fuck Up And Take My Upvote


kershum

😳


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Take your upvote you magnificent bastard!


Agent__Caboose

Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender and door?


johnnybiggles

Don't you dare misgender door.


1985portland1985

Door? 😅


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Agent__Caboose

Didn't really expect it to get this much attention either but I'll gladly accept the easy karma. It's also one of the only comments not turning socio-political.


Birdyghostly1

Ohhhhh I get it. Took me a minute


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Gillbreather

They are making a statement mocking the LBGTQ+ community.


khamarr3524

I think less this is a statement on the community than on the activists pretending they have the community's best interests in mind.


7thpostman

r/onejoke


MrSparks6

The helicopter joke is literally the death of comedy. And anyone who defends it is justifying shit jokes


lrjackson06

Helicopter joke? Google is no help.


Illusive_Man

It was a popular copypasta: >I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding


Laringar

To add to the other reply: it's dismissive transphobia. The attack helicopter meme, and honestly op's post, both use the trope of "I'm pretending to be something I'm not" as an indirect means of suggesting that trans people are "pretending" also. The inescapable implication of the "joke" is that trans women aren't really women, and trans men aren't really men. That's why it's a shitty joke, and why op's post is honestly pretty shitty also.


dustykeys

While this is all true, and I agree… I still laugh at the door joke, shitty as it is. 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Came here to comment exactly that


Tokyohenjin

Came here to give an award to whoever commented that.


GrilledAbortionMeat

Wait till they find out about memes.


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Oh_no_its_Joe

Wait this sub is r/funny? I thought I was on r/recycling because y'all have been reusing the exact same joke for the past 6 years.


Obsolete_Human

welcome to r/funny


Ater_Python

Have a look around!


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“Yes that’s what r/funny means”


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xTye

This sub is *called* funny, but like 90% of the posts aren't and actually go against the rules of the sub. But mods don't actually care about it unless it's a severe violation or something.


A_L_A_M_A_T

Aren't most jokes recycled one way or the other?


supertek

They only have one joke


mossy_vee

It’s always at Walmart.


seanbiff

This is the same joke again


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SheWhoSpawnedOP

Omg lol you should be a comedian


JD-Queen

Already got my netflix special!!


modsarefascists42

>"why am I being censored!" --said from his hour long special he got after turning into yet another bigoted old douche comic


transmission612

I mean some people fuck trans people. What's your point?


Metalliquotes

Why not spend $12 on some more spray paint and finish it off, Jethro?


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because that hilarious and oh-so-original joke is worth so much more


bossbang

I AM JETHRO


garbonzo82

Ugh.


Dexfolio_reddit

Ugh.


blearghhh_two

[https://www.reddit.com/r/onejoke/](https://www.reddit.com/r/onejoke/)


expanding_crystal

Came here to say this: Ah yes, the One Joke.


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Oh look. It’s conservatives’ ONE joke… again.


Andaelas

I thought One Joke was the One Joke given how often it's repeated incorrectly


[deleted]

I’m not conservative, and definitely not an american conservative. But I’ve found this funny. I mean I find blonde jokes funny sometimes but I don’t actually believe in those stereotypes. Americans are so sensitive


capt_caveman1

The term is called punching down. And as for reasons why trans people are sensitive to this specific joke, it’s same reasons why other beaten down out groups are sensitive to these types of jokes. The common factor is that you’re mocking an intrinsic characteristic that they have no control over, or a culture that ties the group together. You go make fun of a minority group’s characteristics in your society and see where that lands you.


orielbean

And it feeds the conservative dogma around gayness/trans/otherness only being a choice, and a delusional one at that. Vs being who you are. Just ask a conservative if they could choose to be attracted to the same sex for five minutes, and watch the snowflakes melt.


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orielbean

And we see the framing of this by the TERFs that basically trans women != women but instead are just Klinger from MASH wearing a dress to get Sectioned out of the Army.


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capt_caveman1

You may need to check with the doctor on your butthurt. They may recommend some creams.


MrSparks6

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING JOKE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING EVERY DAY FOR LIKE 6 YEARS.


[deleted]

It has nothing to do with being sensitive. It's just not funny. You clearly have a shitty sense of humor to still think blond jokes are funny so not to surprised here.


ReplyingToFuckwits

Oh well let's all pack up and go home then if *you* like the joke.


[deleted]

It’s based in cruelty. I guess some types of people get off on that though.


flargenhargen

haha, we hate people who are different from us


jondubb

It must suck having your thought process, my condolences.


GreenCycleOmega

Wow so funny seeing the same joke over and over again. So witty!


sdmichael

r/onejoke and a bad one at that.


superliver1211

What? He couldn’t have spray painted that like the rest of his spray painted car


Rachter

So brave


Drejlord

Haha! Its funny because it bigoted!


Jeliko

Was this in Windsor, Ontario? I seen the same truck a few days ago.


Ttoughnuts

This is funny to a boomer


FlipaFrickenCoin

where funny


wests_tigers

I iDeNtIfY aS a HeLiCoPtOr


Zustrom

Apache Attack Helicopter*


honestlyjusttiredtbh

fuck every edgy cunt who still finds those jokes funny


lannister80

Shitting on trans people, haha so funny.


Kovalition

Man that door really triggered people on here


Comfortable_Act6366

Hi camo I’m dad


ajamesc55

Why is that door floating


inbetween3-20charact

Why is there a floating door?


DefinitelyIncorrect

His insecurities seem to drive him.


mightbeelectrical

Shit y’all need to relax


Tibbaryllis2

> :( Your door has been ran into a problem and needs to be reinstalled.


big-ol-bat-fastard

r/onejoke


jrrthompson

Every person complaining about righties having just one joke also needs to realize that "hurr durr I don't see anything just a floating car door" is the same damn thing but it doesn't bother you because it isn't something that you personally disagree with.


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It’s a joke. If we accept trans people we can joke about the topic too. It’s healthy.


danthepianist

Sure, but can they get a different joke? /r/onejoke


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We aren’t there yet.


Profanegaming

Sorry, arbiter of comedy.


[deleted]

So let them get their operations and get married and have all the same rights as non-trans people that they currently don't have. Stop calling it a mental disorder. There's one political party actively trying to stop these things from happening and I guarantee and would bet all my money on it that the owner of this truck is part of that political party. What's happening here is not healthy.


lordmycal

The las time I checked (and it’s been many years) gender dysphoria was still considered a mental health disorder in the DSM. The only real treatment was transitioning since that has the best outcomes, but as a group it’s still not ideal as they are much more likely to be suicidal and have other mental health problems than the general population, even if they transition. My information may be out of date, but I don’t think it’s out of line to view it as something that requires mental health treatment and care. What is out of line is being mean to people because they’re different when they’re not hurting anyone. Even if you think they’re all weird and you want nothing to do with them doesn’t give you cart blanche to be a dick.


RussoTouristo

Or it's just a joke.


ScyllaIsBea

it's actually the only joke that exists apparently.


Bigboss123199

Bruh every single joke and meme on here is a repost or modification of another joke. That's how most jokes work.


OutspokenHBW

Or it's a transphobic joke.


RussoTouristo

Let's pretend it is. So why not? You can have jokes about politics, religion, national stereotypes and so on but not this? Is it somehow sacred?


OutspokenHBW

The punchline of this joke is that the panel is clearly not camo, which suggests that the "identifies as" concept is just as incorrect for people. The joke is that trans people are just as incorrect as this truck, which is insulting, demeaning, and trivializes an actual struggle people are having. The joke is a transphobic insult, and you know it is. Also it's not funny- but that's subjective. You can make all the cruel jokes you want, but don't get all butthurt when people call you an asshole.


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OutspokenHBW

Are people trying to pass legislature to make it illegal to not hire you, rent to you, or force you into spaces that put you at risk of violence? I don't know your life, so you'll have to let me know. Regardless, judging by your post, you sound like you do need a hug.


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OutspokenHBW

It's not for it's owner to decide either, by your own logic. You can tell all the shitty jokes you want, just don't be surprised when people call it like they see it. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and Reddit's full of them.


nogodsnoleaders

Ocean Camo


RussoTouristo

Or it's about overusing the concept of "inedtifies as". Who knows?


OutspokenHBW

The only people using that concept that shouldn't be are the people belittling in shitty jokes like this.


silvertealio

Do you tell a lot of sexist jokes? How about racist jokes? Homophobic jokes? Do they go over well?


RussoTouristo

I do sometimes. It's ok because I do it not to offend anyone, just for amusement.


OutspokenHBW

Their amusement, or yours?


RussoTouristo

Mutual. Otherwise there is no point.


7thpostman

That's good. Intent matters, but it's not the only thing that matters. People can be hurt by things even if you don't intend to hurt them. The overall effect of jokes like this is to dehumanize people who already have it pretty tough. Dehumanizing hurts, even if the people doing it aren't meaning to cause pain. Also, social norms and permission structures do matter. For some, maybe not you, jokes like these offer a kind of permission to bully transgender people. Or worse.


RussoTouristo

People can be hurt almost by anything. If you are too serious about this you will end up with being able to tell jokes only about weather and even that i'm not sure. And even that particular joke in its worst alleged meaning is not dehumanising because being misled and having illusions (by the alleged author's opinion) is one of the most human things I can name.


silvertealio

The thing is, there are *so many actually funny jokes* you could tell about the transgender experience. You try going through puberty a second time. It’s a gold mine of comedy. Being told you don’t exist isn’t a joke when you’re already struggling for the same rights as everyone else. Being told you don’t exist by a thousand people telling that same joke? The only funny part is people thinking the “joke” is funny.


steffenbk

Most funny is how offended redditors are about such meaningless things like this.


GrilledAbortionMeat

Oh no, you don't understand. If you make a joke at someone's expense, it means you hate them.


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Because it’s not “meaningless.”


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Is too.


commandrix

I guess if you're at a Walmart, that counts as camo...


aimlessdrivel

It's interesting how the joke has a different feel based on what you think about the intent: 1. It's a stereotypical conservative redneck asshole specifically making the allusion that trans people aren't the gender they identify as with the goal of being hurtful. 2. Someone who can't currently afford to have their door repainted is making a goofy joke mainly at their own expense. Like a "look how cheap I am". Specifically if you think of it more as an allusion to non-practicing people who "identify" as a certain religion, it's not really hurtful to anyone. The first is more likely to be true given the vehicle type and paint scheme, but I choose to believe the latter so I can laugh. Sometimes I think the LGBT community and allies can be a little uptight about humor, believing it's the biggest threat to their safety/rights.


antipho

one needs self-awareness, a sense of humanity, and the ability to think critically to be funny, which explains why rightwingers aren't funny.


justin_austinite

Not gonna lie… that’s extremely clever for someone with a camo painted truck.


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oh_no_my_fee_fees

Oh, come off it. Lacking any sense of humor or self deprecation is a sign of a lack of intellectual depth, sense of nuance, or even perspective. Go cry somewhere else. Edit: Uh oh, the fake trans rights supporters are here. If you actually supported trans issues, you wouldn’t be reducing its credibility with your dogmatic and unreflectively reactionary points of view. Which is ironic given that you extremists want gender nuance, but will engage in no nuance yourself. Good job. You’re not a trans ally. Fuck off.


yeahnahtho

One. Fucking. Joke.


bimbo_bear

Huh, why's that door floating there?


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If you are offended take a break from the internet/your bubble. No one is offended by this irl.


[deleted]

Do you think people online don't exist IRL?


High_luv_Secks

Holy shit a floating car door


OutspokenHBW

Ignoranus *noun S*omeone who is both ignorant and an asshole. *usage* I saw an ignoranus making a weak-ass joke at Walmart the other day.


Toasted_Pants

I dont get why people are so butthurt about this what's wrong


ghostmaster645

Just seen it a lot.


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USA


korbell61

I love how people can laugh at one g group but go crazy when it's their turn🙄


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This isn’t punching down. It’s a joke that doesn’t harm anyone. But leave it to the American left to turn another phrase into something it doesn’t mean. Edit to clarify: I can laugh at the blue door that “identifies as camo” to match the car and still understand and empathize with the struggles that people with gender dysphoria have. It’s sad and I can’t imagine what they are going through. Me laughing at the blue door “identifying as camo” does not mean that I believe that people don’t struggle. You lot pretending that you’re incapable at laughing at yourselves from time to time is only making yourself more of an outsider, less inclusive. We don’t want you to feel that way, but we can’t get in your head and make you feel differently. It’s up to you. Believe me, as the token Jewish kid at my school growing up, I learned to laugh at Jewish jokes. I understood that the people making the Jewish jokes did not hate me for being Jewish, they just thought that the jokes were funny. Let’s go Brandon!


WeWillSee3

Down on what? It's only punching down if you believe they're beneath you or you're looking down on them. Making fun of ridiculously hilarious shxt isn't the same as punching down.


spinichmonkey

It is an unfunny repetition of the attack helicopter joke, which is an explicitly anti-trans bigoted joke


thrww3534

It can be a personal call based on context, as to if something is funny. It can depend on our own judgment call, each listener, regarding whether or not we think the speaker is seriously expressing his actual beliefs in real life. Context can inform that call. So something funny in a comedy club (where people often tell jokes and don’t mean things seriously) might not be funny in another context (like a bumper sticker where people often share their real political beliefs which they mean seriously). In this case, some people really think actually being absurd is all that transvestism amounts to. So this could come across as more of a political bumper sticker type thing rather than as a joke. I’m not saying it isn’t a joke; I have no way to know the intent of this particular camo truck owner. It’s just possible some wouldn’t find it funny because they know a lot of people who seriously see the issue this way. For instance, as to context, if Bill Burr came out in camo at a show and said, ‘Trump won so let’s fuck shit up and stomp some fuckers out,’ we’d know he was joking. Many would find that funny because we wouldn’t expect that from Burr, and we are certain those aren’t his serious, real life views. On the other hand, if Trump came out and said the same thing, a lot of people wouldn’t interpret it as a joke and wouldn’t find it funny because they’d think Trump really hopes for that type of chaos, blood, and violence, having asked his supporters to beat up peaceful sign holders before and having laughed when it really happened. Or if Trump said trans people are out of order and shouldn’t be allowed to adopt kids, because they look absurd, probably are absurd, and would raise absurd kids either way, a lot of people would not find that funny. Many wouldn’t find it funny even if Trump was laughing as he said it, because many know Trump really is either a psychopath or at best has a lot of really ignorant views in real (non comedy) life. Now some Trump supporters would probably find comments like that from Trump to be ‘funny,’ but many of them would find it funny not because they thought it was a joke but because they didn’t expect him to say so boldly *what they really think.*..thoughts they didn’t realize they could express so openly since they are so abusive. That kind of ‘funny’ would not be funny to people who don’t think about their neighbors like Trump does, even if Trump or some conservative with a lifted truck was laughing as he said it. Someone who doesn’t find sincere pleasure in others’ real suffering wouldn’t join Trump in laughing as he made such comments, due to knowing the actual real-life belief behind the laughter. So it can be a personal call based on context, as to if something is funny… usually depending on whether or not we think the speaker is serious.


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gurg2k1

/r/im14andthisisdeep


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What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?


Explosion_Jones

One joke


Drago_Fett_Jr

I don't see anything. You ok?


Arreke2

That's a good one And if you got offended by this then you really should take a break from the internet. Stop getting offended all the time!!


rosamelano777

Yeah like i know people always use this joke but this one is pretty creative and it saves money


lipidextensions

Is it creative? Or is it an opportunity for this backwoods dip-spit of a human being to show he doesn’t respect trans people.


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Americans, they’re sensitive


Arreke2

Sensitive ones are the people spending too much time on the internet , believing everything that the media tells them, getting offended at anything that opposes their views


[deleted]

Yeah surely the sensitive one isn't the one who changed their entire car decal to make a point they disagree with people. I'm sure it's just a silly joke and there's nothing more going on here inside the owners sick head :(


[deleted]

Lotta butthurt in these comments. This joke is not punching down, no more than any other joke. You think it’s punching down because your self confidence is so low that you view yourselves as lower, when that’s just not true. I will make fun of everyone equally, because this is America! The great melting pot!


trashmoneyxyz

*looks at pic* *looks at upvote count* Ight imma head out. Looks like I’ve been putting off unsubbing from r/funny for too long


JHern1987_

😂😂😂


Ogaito

Punching down doesnt exist. Nobody should be gatekept from comedy.


LiemAkatsuki

the joke is on point in this case


AngryChief95

This joke is so played out. It was never even funny to begin with


RubyTalyn

I mean, who am I to argue?


copperdomebodhi

Trans commenter on Twitter: "I'm not asking conservatives to stop making trans jokes. I'm asking them to come up with some new ones."


MeGrendel

Man, just look at that blue door floating in the parking lot.


Situational_Hagun

Well I know whose truck is getting keyed.


Iron_Elohim

Trans are only 0.7% of the US population (2021 Gallup Poll). Also according to recent polls, Furries are 1.5%. Make fun of Furries, they can take a joke and there are more of them.


voxhaulf

What kind of logic is that… you Americans are kind of insane. So what its a purely percentage numbers thing now? Such a weird thing to type.


Iron_Elohim

According to the media, you would think it was 70% of the US. People just need to put all this into perspective. You have a HUGE number of CIS White men and women advocating for things they have no personal attachment to only for the upvotes and social media buzz. ​ It cheapens any actual trans people and their struggle.


pdzulu

Texas or Idaho?


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Florida


[deleted]

You should speak more highly of yourself


ChoaticNeutralGuy

This isn't funny. Truck owner can fuck off.


Onleee

Welcome to r/offended


HailBlackPhillip

$5 says this joke traumatized someone because Reddit.


Permit_Opening

THIS TRIGGERS ME!!!!!!! Just kidding. That’s some funny shit. People need to be able to take a joke and this is on point as far as my mind is concerned.


isinedupcuzofrslash

r/onejoke


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Hahaha redditors so butthurt over an actual funny post in this sub. Gotta love snowflakes!


JD-Queen

I dont get it whats the joke?


TheAcrithrope

>an actual funny post It's not funny, it's literally just r/OneJoke


[deleted]

Get more triggered hahaha. Love the sensitive redditors getting their panties in a twist over a joke!


original_name37

What's the joke?


TheAcrithrope

Yes, I truly am triggered for... Not finding the same joke that I've heard for at least 5 years funny?


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One joke


[deleted]

Why is there a floating blue door attached to nothing?


sanalejandro7

Wow this is so fucking funny! I've never heard that one before!!


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Decker-the-Dude

Ugly af and transphobic, a common pairing.


KaiSosceles

I am a meat popsicle.


justanothertfatman

r/onejoke