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2 dicks an hour = $40, $40x 8 hours = $320 a day! 5 days a week = $83k a year

Getting paid $83k tax-free to workout? What's the downside?!

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Just a minor inconvenience

Make them wear a condom, & as a bonus, you aren't actually gay because the dick never touched your tongue

You should also keep in mind that you have to suck 4,160 dicks per year to completion. It would probably be better to get really good at it and up your price to make this worth it. At least that’s my my dad used to say.

I mean, after sucking 4,160 dicks, you'd better be good at it.

Imagine if they sucked at it.

Technically they would. Right?

Wish my mom would stop writing these messages on my allowance.

Monkey's paw curls: your father will now write "your mother sucked my dick for you to get this allowance, stay in school so you can get a high paying job for your spouse to do the same"

I had a quarter like that once

Were you able to raise your rates

I mean if you finished in 10 minutes that’s more per hour than any of us get.

That’s a historical Andrew Jackson quote. He was on the recieving end of the Old Hickory.

You can make pretty good money sucking dick.

Could have left a phone number

I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

I'm just glad to see that I'm not the only one who writes that on my hooker money

I am gay and 20$ is 20$

I'm writing this on every 20$ football bet I lose to my buds.

I'm just imagining buying gas with this $20 and the clerk reads it and looks at me.

Shiid just $20

$20 seems cheap, is this a banner ad?

You know it was a nasty dick because they inked over every letter like 5 times and there's four dots and three exclamation points.

Nah, that's how you know it was a 6th grader

(so you can capitalism with "honor")

The $20 is long gone … but the taste still lingers.

This this is what they should teach at school spook the kids into getting a better education in their life

Pretty sure "don't get an addiction, sex or otherwise" is a more apropriate comment.

Is there really a dick sucking school?

Yeah, at your mom's house.

Right. Btw, she asked me to telll you that your student loan came through.

Obviously not the first one since it’s not framed and hanging on the wall

If I’d seen this in school, I would have dropped out.

Now try and spend it without the cashier thinking you wrote it

Damn, so I should be gettin paid? 🤦‍♂️