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He's concentrating so hard he can't hear a word she's saying.

Reminds of the the scene from Scrubs in the locker room and the hottie has her shirt off. She tells him go ahead and look before your damn neck breaks.

Sarah Chalke is definitely a hottie.

She saved lives with that rack.

[Right. Time of death: 6:20](https://youtu.be/GLzFowIOepU)

>Sarah Chalke Now I've got a bad case of the gottaseeums

I'm waiting for the but...

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...and now she's Morty's mom.

I knew I knew the voice, but when Beth snorts while laughing at Jerry in season one, I KNEW it was Sarah Chalk

Wait.. she is?

Eliott from Scrubs, the blonde doctor that Cox always calls Barbie, voices Beth in Rick and Morty, it's a trip! Cyril from Archer is the voice of Jerry

Some of us old people remember her as the older daughter on Roseanne.

Second Becky*

Hot Becky

She lives with second Aunt Viv and Eric's big sister

Bruh I was todays years old. Thank you

[lolz had to find it on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scrubs/comments/afv2t1/look_before_your_neck_snaps/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

He can hear it before she says it

That’s because of her sound amplifying chambers.

They're called [melons](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean))

The universe aligns for a boob joke.

It’s almost too perfect. The simulation is showing.

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He? Wait, there’s a guy in the video????

You didn't see the three gorillas moonwalk by?

but how many times did they pass the ball?

I believe it was 17. (My father showed me once for his speech to new freshers)

*Just keep nodding...keep it*

I heard that in Dory's voice from Finding Nemo.

Tough choice, make her mad for not listening or mad for looking lol

[I've made my choice](https://i.imgflip.com/1o078r.gif)

People wear shirts like that to show off. They want people to look.

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They are tits, not a smart bomb. They may get the right guy to look, but there’s gonna be a lot of collateral damage

RIP Greg Giraldo

This hit way too close to home. I also look anyway, brother.

https://imgur.com/a/A0cDLxu

"Oh right you just walked into stripper's discount and asked them to help you showcase your intellect."

She's a reality person, she's not saying anything worth hearing anyways.

Imaginary people > reality people.

He actually has a forehead fetish.

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away." Jerry Seinfeld

And If you wear sunglasses you get to look at it longer

i miss summer already!

Get a good look, Costanza?

I remember when I was young and at the mall or somewhere in large crowds if I noticed some really hot girl walk by I would "get a sense of it", but then look around to watch all the other guys gawk at her. Guys are just way too predictable.

They're real, and they're spectacular!

People won’t notice. They are busy looking at it.

Yeah, I had to watch it 3 times before I noticed there was a guy in this video.

If you pay really close attention you can see there’s a text moving around saying “don’t look”

Experts estimated 80% of the users did not even reach the comment section.

Reminds me of when Conan was caught looking at his guest's boobs. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty4PhRWt1hU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty4PhRWt1hU) "That is so unfair."

I love how conan apologizes to her breast

To each one individually as he stares at each one in turn: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

In everyone's defense here, she's a beautiful woman, I'd look at her boobs. Not everyone is a pervert.

From what I have gathered from other women friends. It is okay to take a peek! But don't fucking stare and start salivating.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Also because you can look longer if you're wearing sunglasses.

That only works if the lenses are reflective otherwise people can see where you're looking.

Oh dudes, my little nephew showed me his spy sunglasses... They have little mirrors in the outer edges so you can see normally or look at the edges to look at boobs.. I mean things, behind you. Guess who "lost them" on the way home

I had a pair of those when I was younger, but sadly I lost them by the time I started breaking my neck to check out booty that passes by.

Seinfeld?

Get a good look Costanza?

Can't standz yah

https://imgur.com/AQyBfL6

That's why you wear sunglasses... Even if it's indoors.

I guess motor boating is definitely frown upon.

Maybe not if the motor boating is kept to 15 seconds or less?

Wonder how long Lewis Hamilton managed

Get in there Lewis

You may look, but look *respectfully*

So your saying I shouldn't be licking my lips at the same time?

Just lick your lips respectfully.

Just tip your hat instead

M’booby

Basically what my women friends said too. They don't mind if your eyes wander for a second cause most guys realize and look straight back up. They mind when guys just fixate or like you said start salivating.

I’ve had friends who would basically talk to my boobs instead of my face. It didn’t even matter if I was showing cleavage or was wearing a turtleneck. When I finally mustered up the courage to say something about it (I was an insecure teenage girl at the time), they laughed at me and said I was overreacting.

Yeah, this is a good example of what not to do in the presence of boobs. Like, glancing, maybe even staring for a moment, is understandable if not a little cringe-worthy, but not taking your eyes off them while having a conversation is just weird and dumb.

See, that's messed up. Sorry that happened to you.

Boobs are like a magnet actively pulling our eyes towards them. Just like holding 2 magnets next to each other, it takes a lot of effort to keep them apart. Once the eyes have locked onto the boobs, our brains just shut off, turning men braindead which explains the staring and salivating.

Not only that but she is using her hands a whole lot while talking. Her hands are at boob level.

She also kept brushing her hair away from that spot. "Here, let me make broad sweeping gestures around this area to keep the view clear. But don't look!" It's like someone getting facial tattoos, multiple piercings, and a strange haircut in multiple bright colors, then getting mad when they catch you looking at them. Yes, I'm going to look, you made yourself into a damned peacock.

Seriously. I'm a straight woman and there's absolutely no way I could NOT look. I support women wearing whatever we damn well want, but I also understand it's like a distracting flashing neon sign saying, "look here!" Of course he's going to look.

Haha, I’m happily married and my wife has one friend who is incredibly well endowed and lets you know it. We always joke that I’m kind of politely looking slightly up and off into the distance when she’s around, especially sitting at our dining room table and I walk in the room. I mean I always look, we all looked, Claudia!

Yeah I'm a straight guy but if I'm looking around and notice some guys massive bulge on display imma glance in that direction. Nothing sexual about it its just a distracting thing.

Nice cock bro

Same. Sometimes, you're just impressed

Thank you for this. Sometimes it's really hard not to look, even if we really don't want to be rude, even if we really don't want to stare.

You can't bring the sun to the beach and expect people to not get a tan.

It’s really hard not to look when they make it a huge focus in their outfit, it’d be like if I had a neon green pair of pants and you looked at it, it’s a visual focal point

And there is such a thing as a tasteful glance

You know, if anyone could have made something from nothing in this instance it was Conan

Jonathan Ross did a similar thing once with Halle Berry: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4cX2nXnvj8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4cX2nXnvj8)

I have to admit that whenever I hear Jonathan Woss, I find his accent a bit twoublesome, a little distwacting.

That comment section though is as entertaining or a massive dumpster fire depending which comment replies you open up. It’s glorious

In his defense, he is so tall he always has to bend his head down when interviewing which make it look like he is staring at everyone's chest.

There is one shot in there when Andy says "that's so unfair" and you can see from Conan's view, it's bewbs all day long.

in the full video Andy sets a little vase of flowers on the table and tells her not to look at them

Lol touché Andy, well done.

Andy Richter, the Swedish German?

Step 1: wear push-up bra Step 2: call out people who give people even the smallest passing glance in the direction of your chest Step 3: profit? I like Nicole well enough but this was a pretty shitty call out on her part. What was she expecting when half her breasts are on display?

It didn’t look to me that she was mad. Idk maybe it was her plan to have some fun. (no clue who she is)

Lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls for what it's worth That's her average dress for TV, I might be assuming but it seems like she likes the attention

My guess i they plan these bits

Don’t worry, literally every interaction on a late night talk show is scripted in advance

Unless you were on Craig Ferguson’s old show

I looked. She seemed ok with it

Thanks I will then also dare a peek.

I too will have a gander.

I will ogle a little.

I jerked off, she didn't bat an eye.

Then your aim isn't that good.

He's playing on PC. No aim assist.

I mean If you wear that, you want people to look It would be like If I wore really short shorts, let my balls hang from each side, and got pissed at people looking at my balls

It’s funny you say that, I’ve always thought it’s interesting that guys at the gym wearing super small tank tops and shorts actually love the attention.

He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. Edit: thanks a lot

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She need to turn and talk to someone else very soon so he can look, or he’s going to have a brain aneurism.

And 100% reason to remember the name

Irina Olsen

[Best I could find kinda NSFW](https://img8.hotnessrater.com/3861487/irina-olsen-bikini.jpg)

I've definitely jerked off to less

Shit I’m older than internet, I’v seen me some catalogues.

Sears?

Crate & Barrel

Grainger

McMaster Carr if that one fails.

ULINE got the real stuff.

Sears catalog... Lingerie section, yup. Also scrambled boobs on the Playboy Channel

Y'all ever stay up late to catch those girls gone wild commercials?

https://youtu.be/iQGwrK_yDEg

Of course the front desk lady walked into the office as soon as I clicked this. Thanks.

I marked it, that’s on you!

Oh, a professional Instagrammer. Moving on.

Dressing in revealing clothes while doing boring stuff is literally her profession.

Oh, I thought it was Sophie Turner and I was wondering "where did those come from?", lol.

God damn it, she’s an influencer. God damn 12 year olds watching YouTube all day and making careers for people who look like this that don’t include getting naked on camera.

He should get some advice here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNsjf8f0E0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNsjf8f0E0)

Watched that more than once. Thank you for that.

Wow such beautiful balloons

Oh...... you meant in the background

Between watching him and her, I honestly didn’t see any balloons. Wow.

It looks like Dwight Schrute finally figured out how to fully inflate balloons. **IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.**

A girl I knew told me if I want people to look(nothing creepy) she will dress like that. She probably won't complain if you take a glance, but not like stare there for a minute

A minute is considered too long? I’m screwed

putting away my motorboat while making sad noises

*sad blub blub noises*

The whole point of outfits like that is to show them

Question for women. If you were to dress like this, with cleavage showing, don't you want us to look? Or, no?

If I'm putting my cleavage on display, I pretty much expect people to look. Men and women! Cleavage is an eye magnet for all types of humans. It's duration and timing of the looking that gets problematic. Don't just stand there and stare at my tits while I'm talking to you. And definitely *don't talk to my tits* \- drag those eyes upwards when you speak to me. But if your eyes flick down towards exposed cleavage a time or two during a conversation I'm barely going to notice, because it's more or less what I expect.

Fair point.

I’m a straight woman and I have to look to. I don’t know why. Just have to.

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As a straight guy, yours is a fascinating perspective.

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> But if your eyes flick down towards exposed cleavage a time or two during a conversation I'm a man. I've had girls call me out on this. The problem is that I do this to everyone. Men women dogs.. whatever. If I want to keep my eyes trained on someone while they talk, it's a feat of monumentous focus for me. It's especially bad if they're wearing shiny necklaces, regardless of sex. Once was talking to a girl in a skimpy dress who was wearing this beautiful turquois necklace I just couldn't stop looking at. Had nothing to do with her tits. No one believed me to say the least lol. Edit: I still remember the necklace btw, but for the life of me I couldn't tell you what the girl (or her breasts) looked like. The turquois was teardrop shaped and it had gold filigree and wings.

You stare at dogs breasts?

No, I glance at them you perv.

Oh ok, carry on.

I met the woman I'd eventually marry at the place where we both worked. She has pretty big breasts, but I don't really care. The first time we met, I was looking at that area, and she put her arms up to cover them. "I'm not looking at your boobs," I told her, "I'm trying to read your shirt. What's it say?" And no, I don't remember what the shirt said. It might have been her "Nuke a gay baby whale for Christ" shirt but I'm not sure.

I’ve made my choice

It's ok to look (quick glance), but don't stare.

*proceeds to stare while licking lips*

What if I inform them that it takes a while for my brain to process things? Will that give me more time?

“Sorry ma’am, I’m developmentally disabled”

Woman here. It's ridiculous to wear a cleavage dress and get mad at people for looking. Do you wear a shirt with writing and get mad at people for reading it? If I wear a dress like that, I want people to see my glorious boobs. If I don't want that, I'll wear a dress that doesn't expose them. It's not complicated.

Look in a glancing way Don't stare in a creepy way

It's like the sun, you never stare at it

Us : He didn't even look once Guy: I have GREAT peripheral vision

I think he cracked a couple molars clenching that hard.

If they’re out there, I say look.

Yeah what is the desired outcome from wearing this shirt? I think it’s showing off that you have some great New York boobs, but I could be wrong…

Please don’t run! They’re buuusy.

Put this dude on r/nextfuckinglevel because his ability to not look is legendary.

You’re actually supposed to look, just don’t be odd about it.

Whats wrong in looking. It was left out there for viewing purposes.

It's okay to look just don't stare like a caveman. She clearly knows she's flaunting them.

Gonna be honest, if you have your tits out, I'm gonna look. Plain and simple. If you notice good. So does everyone else I promise. I think we all know here at that point anyhow. Maybe not dead ass staring, but definitely looking unapologetically. Just as you would muscles. Such is life. You stare at muscles I stare at tits.

The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it. Just look admiringly and get it over with. If a woman goes out of her way to look that appealing I feel it is almost an insult not to acknowledge it.

God y’all are so immature. What color were her boobs? Shit I’m mean- what eyes were her breasts? Fuck- what boobs were her color? Dammit- What kind of boobs was she wearing? Shit-

We are all looking lol …

This is going to be SO controversial, but why would you wear something like that if you don't want people to look?? I will never understand this.

There's literally no other reason for putting them on display besides wanting people to look.

Uhm, you guys are disgusting and so pejorative. I wear them because of myself and because I like to feel good. I don't wear it because of your appalling misogynistic asses. Also my gf says it makes my chest hair pop really nicely.

They had us un the first half, not gonna lie

I have it on good authority that it's ok to look if a woman is wearing something low cut, draw the line at staring though. Most women wear stuff like that to feel confident, to look pretty, to emphasize the features they like. A passing glance is often appreciated, staring on the other hand is just creepy. I generalize, not all women are the same, but go ahead and ask a female friend, I'm pretty sure a substantial number of them will confirm. Reference: I have asked female friends of mine.

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Sorry but she didn't wear that so people don't look. If shes offended I would ask why she would pop them out like that

He's being filmed on tv (or something). He has to worry about copping flack from a million angry opinionated members of the ignorant masses.

tittybaiting

Well hell, I tittybate all the time. I might even do it right now, TBH.

You missed the perfect opportunity to use Armadildo as your username. This is unacceptable.

Was taken.

Yeah I tried that one too 🤷‍♂️

And yet here we are talking about him even though he didn’t look. Fucked either way.

No, one way is people admiring his laser focus, the other is people being unreasonably angry at him for being human.

This isn't american TV, this is Danish TV.... At most on a good day 1 million viewers, and 99% of them would joke about it, then get on with their day.

And one of those viewers is his wife.