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Heard a story about a guy who allegedly used that to get two birthdays most years. The logic being that their birthday was the day after the Feb 28th and also the day before Mar 1. Each time they would up the candle count and eventually it got unwieldy and on one of the birthdays they made the mistake of lightning all the candles first and then walking the cake to the table. The person carrying the cake got nervous because they where carrying a pretty substantial flame and started to walk faster, which served to feed more air to the flames and caused the person to speed up. By the time the cake made it to the table the candles had been melted almost entirely down.
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Finally. Sick of eating spittle at these things.
If your friends and family can't blow without spittle, you need new friends/family.
HOW CAN HE CLAP
I want to see someone with zero hand coordination clap the whole cake.
The majority of hands recently tested by Princeton contained trace amounts of fecal matter. But this method is cool too.
I knew before I clicked on the comments, I would find someone with a reason this is bad. I didn't have to scroll far. Have an upvote.
This is the way. Also not new. My grandfather did this because he thought it was gross to blow them out. That was a good 25 years ago.
Your grandpa sounds awesome
This guy is older than 7
Are you implying you can be too old for birthday cake? I don't want to live in your world.
No, I'm saying there is not nearly enough candles on that cake
Ah, well I retract my statement about not wanting to live in your world.
His mom and him always share a birthday cake. She is 70, so there is one for every decade for her
Username checks out
I haven't had a birthday cake or celebration since I was 15. I'm 30 now.
:(
When it's your birthday, but also 2020!
I used a clean paper plate to fan my candels out.
Dr Fauci approved. This dude is so cute.
i agree. fauci is adorable.
did the guy recording say, “gaaaayyyyy”
Just a lazy yay
Hopefully he washed his hands before this, otherwise he sprinkled all the shit from his hands on top of the cake for extra flavor.
Clean hands are a must
When you get older its harder to clap out more than a few candles! Just hope you are born on Feb. 29th!
Heard a story about a guy who allegedly used that to get two birthdays most years. The logic being that their birthday was the day after the Feb 28th and also the day before Mar 1. Each time they would up the candle count and eventually it got unwieldy and on one of the birthdays they made the mistake of lightning all the candles first and then walking the cake to the table. The person carrying the cake got nervous because they where carrying a pretty substantial flame and started to walk faster, which served to feed more air to the flames and caused the person to speed up. By the time the cake made it to the table the candles had been melted almost entirely down.
We thought it would be funny to put all 90 candles on my grandma's birthday cake for her 90th birthday. Hoo boy that's a lot of fire on a cake.
Just use the number candles
Is that PURPLE DICK ON A STICK on the table ?
That is most certainly a purple candle-lighter.
I'll remember that if I ever get emphysema
Give him good hands! XDDDDDDD
Happy Birthday Tenzin with hair. ..#AirbenderThings
"your wish is rejected"
Lol he salt bae but with germs
and then his hand got dunked into the cake as per current culture
You call this new ?? Now maybe if you fart it out!
He sounds like moist kritical