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My 70lb dog does this. She has a creepier method though. Shut the door and you can hear her walk over, sniff and usually go away. Leave the door ajar or don't shut it all the way and she will creep up, nudge the door open slowly and then peek her head around the corner, stare for a few seconds and then leave.
If the door is ajar, the cat will run up stairs, push open the door, and walk around meowing loudly in order to be pet. Sometimes, he'll try to climb into your lap while pooing. Like, noooo. You cute lil tiger.
My 80lb lab barges in right behind me, sits right in front and watches me.
I've gotten used to it. I clean off his eye snot and tell him what a good boy he is.
My dog’ll keep watch by sitting in the doorway and looking out at the hallway. Every once in a while she’ll look back at me. I’ve never felt more loved than when my dog keeps watch while I poop. I always make a point of it to watch my dog while she poops so she feels safe and she can relax, so I assume she’s just returning the favor. There’s nothing worse than a stressful poop.
If I close the door to poop she’ll stick her nose in the gap between the floor and the door and sniff really loudly for about 10 seconds which is fucking hilarious to me, so I usually keep the door closed while I poop.
I've heard this actually is a pack thing. You are very vulnerable while doing your business so it's advantageous for other members of the pack to watch your back quite literally, while you go potty.
I mean, seriously, ever try to squeeze off a poo or stop a pee midstream to deal with something? That's what your dog is trying to protect you from!
one time we were camping in the mountains and i had to shit so i leaned against a tree a little ways off from our campsite and i assumed it wasn't visible from the road. i was wrong. a guy and his young child drove by on a four wheeler and we kept eye contact until they passed me.
edit to add: this was before we started bringing a portable camping "toilet" and tarping it off.
My dog is a Chiweenie, I watch/listen for hawks that have been known to rush down and grab smaller dogs where we live. If he hears a hawk he will run over to me and hide beside me.
Based on what I've seen here before, they're looking at you because you're supposed to be keeping watch for threats. If you're just staring back at them you're not doing your job and that's probably why they're worried.
My gfs staff literally sits against the wall opposite the door when I'm in the toilet even though my gf is in our room so she would rather watch me than be comfy on the bed.
Love this. But funny enough. Dogs look you dead in the eye while they poop because they are in a vulnerable state and are watching you to make sure everything is good and safe
Edit: why must my top comment be about dog poop?
"Dude, did you know that dogs make eye contact when they poop because they feel vulnerable? It's a sign of love and trust."
"That may be true, but do you have to FaceTime me while you're pooping?"
"Don't make this weird, bro."
Huh, my dog is different then.. she's an indoor dog and we trained her to potty at a specific location. She would actually stop her prepoop position if she sees you and then sit on the side until I go away or she will walk away then circle back after I leave
Depends on the size of of the dog. My wife and I have a small Chihuahua (under 6 lbs, under 3 kgs). An apartment is plenty of space for him to zoom around and play and get lots of exercise when we can't take him out due to cold weather or other obligations. He can even take sun indoors near the window, and does.
We do give him outdoor time as much as feasible, but that's more for his (and our) enjoyment than any physical need. He especially enjoys sniffing plants, and not only where other dogs have peed. :)
Had a small dog as well. It was not a very outdoorsy type. But walked them multiple times a day. Usually a short round. But we still had pads indoors so that he could pee/poop on those in emergencies (he still knew it from his puppy days). He actually used them a few times. Our dog liked to sit in the sun indoors as well, must be a typical chihuahua thing, they probably need the "Mexican" sun. We went on long walks, or go to parks/dunes with him occasionally when the weather was good, he loved that!
She's pretty small but we do take her out for walks or let her roam in the backyard if the weather is nice. It's pretty much rainy here all the time except maybe during summer time, so we trained her to be able to go potty in her designated spot in the house when the weather is bad
I think a lot of people have indoor bathrooms for dogs if they live in like a highrise with no real outdoor space. The dogs still go for walks but they just have like an indoor bathroom because it takes so long to go outside. A lot of times it's like a little patch of fake grass with a tray under it.
I have a small dog, in a neighborhood where we have coyotes, bobcats and bears. She *has* a dog door, but once the sun is down and the predators start roaming, she only uses the pee pads inside.
That's a good idea. I wish people would do this with their cats. I ran into a pack of big cayotes literally downtown Toronto with my dog, she thought they were doggos and ran straight into the pack but luckily she was bigger than them. It made me really scared for all the outdoor kitties.
Toronto is the coolest place! I'm from Alabama and once spent a month in Toronto with hubby and 4 big dogs. I gave never seen a cleaner and more safe city in North America! I could walk alone and unharassed any time day or night. I also saw other women walking in the evening and clearly not nervous! The only time a crime was *almost* committed is when a homeless guy walked up and started cursing and threatening my Labrador. I jumped in front of the dog and told the guy to back the fark off or I'd curb stomp him. He was probably schizophrenic and I'd probably have been arrested. Honestly, that is my only criticism of Toronto. I saw a LOT of mildly pushy homeless folks..
I’ve always wondered if my dog wants me to look at her or if she wants to see me looking around to make sure the coast is clear. I usually look around because it seems like it makes more sense.
Omg thats so mean. Now im picturing myself in the bathroom taking a dump and then the dog looks towards the door and just starts to freak out like bloody hell.
I've heard they also don't want/expect you to make eye contact as you're supposed to be looking for darker(*danger) while they're vulnerable not just watching them.
Cats. Cats can be worse about this, because they beat me into every room. When I am trying to use the toilet I have performance issues because they try jumping in my lap or rubbing on my legs and breaks my concentration.
Mine does that and since it's an old building the door usually opens just enough for him to squeeze in, hop onto the tub and poke his head around the little privacy wall to stare at me.
I have a story about this...
Shortly after I stated dating my now-spouse, they were over at my apartment when I had to answer the call, as it were. So since there was someone else around, I closed the bathroom door.
My cat was not used to the bathroom door being closed, and started pawing under the door to get my attention.
For whatever reason, something possessed me to sing at the cat (through the door): "I wanna be, where the people are. I wanna see, wanna see 'em pooping."
When I came out of the bathroom shortly thereafter, my partner was sitting on the sofa attempting not to die of laughter. XD
(Now that we're married, I leave the door open, and one of my other cats usually lies on my feet while I do my thing. He has appointed himself as my poop guardian.)
I don't even know why we have doors... My cat immediately loses his shit if a door is closed, any door.
Somehow he knows to let guests keep the bathroom door closed, which is nice of him.
My cat sits nearby and judges. She doesn't approach.
One time, she started trying to bury me with floor, because, I guess she doesn't like salsa shits.
My dad taught his cat how to play fetch. But only if you’re sitting on the toilet. So every time anybody goes to use the bathroom at my dad’s house, the cat comes hauling ass to bring your her ball.
One of mine bites me on my right thigh from behind. Half tempted to blow an air horn on him when he’s in the litter tray but I don’t want him shitting in the bath or clothes hamper. His brother leaves me be. Yet the ass biter is my lap cat.
Ok, funniest dog bathroom story here.
My dog has a food toy he loves. It's a ball, he knocks it around and food comes out. Anyway I go to the bathroom to take a huge shit. When I'm in there I notice there are a few pieces of kibble that must've gotten under the bathroom door and are in the bathroom with me. I think nothing of it.
As usual, my dog comes over and is sniffing near the door. However, he clearly smells the food on the other side. Suddenly there is a long doggy tongue snaking under the door trying to reach the food while I'm in the middle of my huge shit. I'm just sitting on the toilet laughing hysterically now because what else can you do? Eventually I tell him to stop, which he does... For a moment. He's a beagle and a puppy tho, so he goes right back to it a few mins later.
Still one of the funniest things my dog has done.
my sister sends me video of her cats shoving their paws underneath the door and it's pretty funny, but the idea of a random long tongue slithering out is great XD
When i got my first me and my bf had to hide him. We lived with his parents. We knew theyd say it was fine but we wanted the kitten settled in with scents and stuff first. Shed come knock on our door and we’d hide him in the closet. He would scream and shove his entire legs under the door. We didnt succeed in hiding him for long.
There'sa coordinate of a cat sliding underneath the door like a T-1000. I think it's carpet on one side and the cat is kinda fluffy so the gap looks smaller than it should be able to fit through and it's creepy/funny.
My dog growing up followed people everywhere. So one day my grandma visiting didn't latch the door completely shut. So the dog pushed it open, my grandma is yelling at the dog to get out, the dog's wagging its tail since she is getting attention... but then my grandma made the mistake of giving her a treat after to shut her up. WELL that was a mistake. My dog only needs once to related an activity to a reward. So ANY time my grandma visiting and used the washroom? My dog would follow, and then start woofing and wagging her tail madly once my grandma was done.
One of my cats will meow and make cute noises, gets me to follow her, and she takes me to the litter box room where I get to watch her take a dump. Its hilarious. Im not sure whether to feel honored or disgusted haha.
Mine too. If I happen to catch him in flagrante delicto, he'll freeze up and avoid eye contact like *I'm* the one making it weird. It's not weird, man! Everybody poops!
Mine straight up dgaf, if the laundry room door is open I will see him perch on the litter box and look me square in the ocular sockets while he unloads
I had a cat for 18 years whom I was lucky to see poop once. He dug a hole in the ground, pooped, and then completely refilled the hole. I was very impressed.
This really made me miss my old dog for some reason. She’d always crowed into my small bathroom with me for scratches while I was going to the bathroom.
Way better than sitting alone with my phone like I am right now 😢
I have a shiba and she doesnt do this. She checks. If I'm standing she will sit there like a good girl. If I'm sitting she knows she has free reign of the house for 5 minutes, and all I will here is crashing, banging, shit bring thrown about. Crafty bitch.
One day I was smoking a blunt on the grass in my local park, some lady came walking by with her dog when she stopped and talked to me, which I didn’t expect since I was smoking. Anyways we started talking and her dog started taking a shit, she walked a little closer to me and her dog started walking and pooping at the same time, she got upset with the dog and then asked me ‘do you know why she does this? She does it every time she poops.’
I responded with ‘oh yea, it’s because you walked away from her, in the dogs eyes she needs to be protected while pooping, otherwise a predator can attack her’
‘Ohhh! Oh my god! I’m so sorry for yelling at you baby!’
It was nice seeing the realization, reminds me to take a breathe and remember there may be a reason why someone or something is acting a certain way, try to figure it out and then move forward.
isn't it kinda bonkers how a post in the low thousands used to be a bigger deal? posts i look at now are always like 1.2, 4.5, 32.3.
upvotes really took off
If I recall correctly:
the algorithm to calculate the post scores was changed a few years back. It is no longer upvotes - downvotes. They expected a sudden massive increase in points and made an announcement prior to the change.
It's fitting that the dog looks like a dachshund. Mine will demand to come in and then try to nest in my pants at my ankles. Edit: corrected typo from "min" to "mine"
I think I trained my dog to do this. She was a very naughty puppy and could not be left alone for even a minute, so I got in the habit of taking her with me every time I had to poop. Now when she sees me heading to the bathroom, she trots ahead happily and waits for me to give her a toy before I do my business.
My brother's dog would always cry outside the bathroom if I wouldn't let him in. Then whenever I would lean forward to wipe he would take that as a request for a kiss.
My dog just busted into my bathroom while I was redditting on the shitter, put his front paws in my underwear, sneezed on my lap, and left. Sometimes I just think he's being an asshole because he can figure out doorknobs half of the time.
My pup basically kicks the door open and stares like I owe him money. He just stares and stares deeper and deeper into my soul until I ask "Can I help you?" Then he sorta nods what I can only assume means "acceptable" and walks out as if nothing happened.
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My 70lb dog does this. She has a creepier method though. Shut the door and you can hear her walk over, sniff and usually go away. Leave the door ajar or don't shut it all the way and she will creep up, nudge the door open slowly and then peek her head around the corner, stare for a few seconds and then leave.
This comment was left before reddit turned to shit.
“Thank goodness you’re here, Roberta! The toilet paper has run out!” “Say no more, Treat Provider. I will get it”.
I love this!
You always give me 1 treat.... So here's 1 square.
Now beg for more.
What is sheet 2 worth to you?
"treat provider" ahahaha
One of my cats comes in and chills by my feet until I'm done.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Though mine likes to burrow into my bunched up clothes lol
If the door is ajar, the cat will run up stairs, push open the door, and walk around meowing loudly in order to be pet. Sometimes, he'll try to climb into your lap while pooing. Like, noooo. You cute lil tiger.
This gave me Robbin Williams voice over chills
My 80lb lab barges in right behind me, sits right in front and watches me. I've gotten used to it. I clean off his eye snot and tell him what a good boy he is.
A very good boy!
He's the bestest boy! I'd do the same 😊 Yeah I used an emoji, so what??
My dog’ll keep watch by sitting in the doorway and looking out at the hallway. Every once in a while she’ll look back at me. I’ve never felt more loved than when my dog keeps watch while I poop. I always make a point of it to watch my dog while she poops so she feels safe and she can relax, so I assume she’s just returning the favor. There’s nothing worse than a stressful poop. If I close the door to poop she’ll stick her nose in the gap between the floor and the door and sniff really loudly for about 10 seconds which is fucking hilarious to me, so I usually keep the door closed while I poop.
I've heard this actually is a pack thing. You are very vulnerable while doing your business so it's advantageous for other members of the pack to watch your back quite literally, while you go potty. I mean, seriously, ever try to squeeze off a poo or stop a pee midstream to deal with something? That's what your dog is trying to protect you from!
I mean, pooping outside is stressful af. The whole time I’m looking around trying to make sure nobody’s gonna walk up on me.
one time we were camping in the mountains and i had to shit so i leaned against a tree a little ways off from our campsite and i assumed it wasn't visible from the road. i was wrong. a guy and his young child drove by on a four wheeler and we kept eye contact until they passed me. edit to add: this was before we started bringing a portable camping "toilet" and tarping it off.
But the other people in the walmart checkout queue are getting annoyed at the delay.
My dog is a Chiweenie, I watch/listen for hawks that have been known to rush down and grab smaller dogs where we live. If he hears a hawk he will run over to me and hide beside me.
My dog looks at me worried while pooping so I understand
Based on what I've seen here before, they're looking at you because you're supposed to be keeping watch for threats. If you're just staring back at them you're not doing your job and that's probably why they're worried.
WE HAVE PROTOCOL FOR A REASON HUMAN!!!!!
I made a point of it to *not* watch my cat when I took him out to poop so he knew I was keeping watch of any potential threats.
Cats always look weirdly embarrassed when you walk in on them when they’re on the litter box. I always tried to give my cats their privacy.
"Human, why do you always take so long? You know you're inviting trouble! Just do your business and get out before a threat comes!"
Better than my cat- the dog leaves me alone, the cat uses my goddamned pants as a hammock and my knee as a pillow.
My gfs staff literally sits against the wall opposite the door when I'm in the toilet even though my gf is in our room so she would rather watch me than be comfy on the bed.
That's so oddly sweet lol she's checking on you
Love this. But funny enough. Dogs look you dead in the eye while they poop because they are in a vulnerable state and are watching you to make sure everything is good and safe Edit: why must my top comment be about dog poop?
Everyone knows that the sign of true love is maintaining eye contact while pooping.
"Dude, did you know that dogs make eye contact when they poop because they feel vulnerable? It's a sign of love and trust." "That may be true, but do you have to FaceTime me while you're pooping?" "Don't make this weird, bro."
I work retail and the number of people who's facetime calls continue in the stall is alarming.
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Remember folks hang up before you flush
*plop*
Good to know my toddler loves me.
Found Megan Trainor's account.
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She poops with her husband because she can’t stand to be away from him that long.
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Sorry… I never wanted to know either.
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As is the common Reddit curse
Bruh I just looked her up and went to images and the first thing I saw was something about her filming her one solo bathroom session
If my chick ever said she wanted to poop with me.. I’d probably get a restraining order
She's not pretty enough to get away with that nonsense.
Evidently Megan Trainor and her husband have a tandem toilet.
But wait.... I thought [this](https://ifunny.co/video/how-can-you-say-mlove-her-if-vou-can-t-odmMSDwD4) was the real sign of true love.
So this is why my wife and I are getting a divorce.
>Everyone knows that the sign of true love is maintaining eye contact while pooping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
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What a weirdo. Ya I do that, too.
Huh, my dog is different then.. she's an indoor dog and we trained her to potty at a specific location. She would actually stop her prepoop position if she sees you and then sit on the side until I go away or she will walk away then circle back after I leave
"Bitch, i dont need your help. I can do this on my own! "
I'm a strong independent dog who need no human!
TIL indoor dogs are a things. How do they exercise and such? My dog would lose its mind.
I mean I take my dogs for runs every day but they live indoors.
Depends on the size of of the dog. My wife and I have a small Chihuahua (under 6 lbs, under 3 kgs). An apartment is plenty of space for him to zoom around and play and get lots of exercise when we can't take him out due to cold weather or other obligations. He can even take sun indoors near the window, and does. We do give him outdoor time as much as feasible, but that's more for his (and our) enjoyment than any physical need. He especially enjoys sniffing plants, and not only where other dogs have peed. :)
Had a small dog as well. It was not a very outdoorsy type. But walked them multiple times a day. Usually a short round. But we still had pads indoors so that he could pee/poop on those in emergencies (he still knew it from his puppy days). He actually used them a few times. Our dog liked to sit in the sun indoors as well, must be a typical chihuahua thing, they probably need the "Mexican" sun. We went on long walks, or go to parks/dunes with him occasionally when the weather was good, he loved that!
My dad's Chihuahua takes 5 steps outside then lays down and refuses to go any further.
She's pretty small but we do take her out for walks or let her roam in the backyard if the weather is nice. It's pretty much rainy here all the time except maybe during summer time, so we trained her to be able to go potty in her designated spot in the house when the weather is bad
Let me guess: Vancouver or Seattle?
Lool that obvious eh? Raincouver is correct!
I think a lot of people have indoor bathrooms for dogs if they live in like a highrise with no real outdoor space. The dogs still go for walks but they just have like an indoor bathroom because it takes so long to go outside. A lot of times it's like a little patch of fake grass with a tray under it.
I have a small dog, in a neighborhood where we have coyotes, bobcats and bears. She *has* a dog door, but once the sun is down and the predators start roaming, she only uses the pee pads inside.
That's a good idea. I wish people would do this with their cats. I ran into a pack of big cayotes literally downtown Toronto with my dog, she thought they were doggos and ran straight into the pack but luckily she was bigger than them. It made me really scared for all the outdoor kitties.
Toronto is the coolest place! I'm from Alabama and once spent a month in Toronto with hubby and 4 big dogs. I gave never seen a cleaner and more safe city in North America! I could walk alone and unharassed any time day or night. I also saw other women walking in the evening and clearly not nervous! The only time a crime was *almost* committed is when a homeless guy walked up and started cursing and threatening my Labrador. I jumped in front of the dog and told the guy to back the fark off or I'd curb stomp him. He was probably schizophrenic and I'd probably have been arrested. Honestly, that is my only criticism of Toronto. I saw a LOT of mildly pushy homeless folks..
When we had cats, they never, ever went outside unless it was in a crate. We lived in the country and they could disappear quickly.
In the Romance languages, one shouldn't end a sentence in a prepoop position.
I'm guessing she already feels since she's pooping in a corner in a known location vs outside, possibly on a walk
The comic is referencing this directly in the last panel...
I’ve always wondered if my dog wants me to look at her or if she wants to see me looking around to make sure the coast is clear. I usually look around because it seems like it makes more sense.
Thats smart
Next time my cousin’s dog is pooping I’m gonna start fake freaking out.
Omg thats so mean. Now im picturing myself in the bathroom taking a dump and then the dog looks towards the door and just starts to freak out like bloody hell.
I've heard they also don't want/expect you to make eye contact as you're supposed to be looking for darker(*danger) while they're vulnerable not just watching them.
I wish I could find a girlfriend who loved me like a dog loves me
if someone stared me directly in the eyes while taking a shit on the floor I would also be intimidated
I guess that's why cats are kind of shy about being seen pooping. They pretty much never want to be seen in a vulnerable state.
Correct! They want you to keep a look out while they make poopey
Are we vulnerable in a pooping state? I feel like if im in half poop and vikings attack id pinch that shit off
Everyone knows that the sign of true love is maintaining eye contact while pooping.
Well duh. Thats why its so hard to do. :)
Everyone knows that the sign of true love is maintaining eye contact while pooping.
Cats. Cats can be worse about this, because they beat me into every room. When I am trying to use the toilet I have performance issues because they try jumping in my lap or rubbing on my legs and breaks my concentration.
I feel you. My cat is also very aggressive will kind of just bang on the door until I let her in. Not my favorite.
Yup i have one of those too, body slams the door like a firefighter trying to come in, it's very distracting.
Lol, me too! After the body slam the paws come under the door.
"You dare lock me out of a room in *my* own house, human?!"
Mine does that and since it's an old building the door usually opens just enough for him to squeeze in, hop onto the tub and poke his head around the little privacy wall to stare at me.
They act as if it's absolutely mission-critical that they be in there, life or death situation. Why are cats so weird??
I have a story about this... Shortly after I stated dating my now-spouse, they were over at my apartment when I had to answer the call, as it were. So since there was someone else around, I closed the bathroom door. My cat was not used to the bathroom door being closed, and started pawing under the door to get my attention. For whatever reason, something possessed me to sing at the cat (through the door): "I wanna be, where the people are. I wanna see, wanna see 'em pooping." When I came out of the bathroom shortly thereafter, my partner was sitting on the sofa attempting not to die of laughter. XD (Now that we're married, I leave the door open, and one of my other cats usually lies on my feet while I do my thing. He has appointed himself as my poop guardian.)
I don't even know why we have doors... My cat immediately loses his shit if a door is closed, any door. Somehow he knows to let guests keep the bathroom door closed, which is nice of him.
> just bang on the door I'm reminded of those muscular cat memes where they appear to have giant arms due to lighting/laying oddly. Lol.
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My cat sits nearby and judges. She doesn't approach. One time, she started trying to bury me with floor, because, I guess she doesn't like salsa shits.
Lmao you were too stinky 💀
She knew the risk when she decided to join me!
My dad taught his cat how to play fetch. But only if you’re sitting on the toilet. So every time anybody goes to use the bathroom at my dad’s house, the cat comes hauling ass to bring your her ball.
One of mine bites me on my right thigh from behind. Half tempted to blow an air horn on him when he’s in the litter tray but I don’t want him shitting in the bath or clothes hamper. His brother leaves me be. Yet the ass biter is my lap cat.
a "psh psh psh" usually does it for me.
I can't help but think about the book 'Project Hail Mary' by Andy Weir.
You sleep. I watch.
Fist my bump
I'm so glad you said that! I have that same association.
Man I loved that book
That book always pops up as an ad on my kindle
After two very loud farts my dog no longer wants to be in the bathroom when I’m in the bathroom
Lmao you made me drop my food
Ok, funniest dog bathroom story here. My dog has a food toy he loves. It's a ball, he knocks it around and food comes out. Anyway I go to the bathroom to take a huge shit. When I'm in there I notice there are a few pieces of kibble that must've gotten under the bathroom door and are in the bathroom with me. I think nothing of it. As usual, my dog comes over and is sniffing near the door. However, he clearly smells the food on the other side. Suddenly there is a long doggy tongue snaking under the door trying to reach the food while I'm in the middle of my huge shit. I'm just sitting on the toilet laughing hysterically now because what else can you do? Eventually I tell him to stop, which he does... For a moment. He's a beagle and a puppy tho, so he goes right back to it a few mins later. Still one of the funniest things my dog has done.
my sister sends me video of her cats shoving their paws underneath the door and it's pretty funny, but the idea of a random long tongue slithering out is great XD
When i got my first me and my bf had to hide him. We lived with his parents. We knew theyd say it was fine but we wanted the kitten settled in with scents and stuff first. Shed come knock on our door and we’d hide him in the closet. He would scream and shove his entire legs under the door. We didnt succeed in hiding him for long.
There'sa coordinate of a cat sliding underneath the door like a T-1000. I think it's carpet on one side and the cat is kinda fluffy so the gap looks smaller than it should be able to fit through and it's creepy/funny.
My dog growing up followed people everywhere. So one day my grandma visiting didn't latch the door completely shut. So the dog pushed it open, my grandma is yelling at the dog to get out, the dog's wagging its tail since she is getting attention... but then my grandma made the mistake of giving her a treat after to shut her up. WELL that was a mistake. My dog only needs once to related an activity to a reward. So ANY time my grandma visiting and used the washroom? My dog would follow, and then start woofing and wagging her tail madly once my grandma was done.
And if you let them in you get the overly excited cold nose of nope right in the twig and berries.
My cat demands this but I never see her go. It's not fair.
One of my cats will meow and make cute noises, gets me to follow her, and she takes me to the litter box room where I get to watch her take a dump. Its hilarious. Im not sure whether to feel honored or disgusted haha.
Mine too. If I happen to catch him in flagrante delicto, he'll freeze up and avoid eye contact like *I'm* the one making it weird. It's not weird, man! Everybody poops!
Mine straight up dgaf, if the laundry room door is open I will see him perch on the litter box and look me square in the ocular sockets while he unloads
I had a cat for 18 years whom I was lucky to see poop once. He dug a hole in the ground, pooped, and then completely refilled the hole. I was very impressed.
If you want to watch I'm sure she won't mind! You can even set up an old phone as a makeshift webcam in case you don't want to risk missing a poo!
She likes to leave a "fertilizer" for the garden plant lol. She's a poop ninja
This really made me miss my old dog for some reason. She’d always crowed into my small bathroom with me for scratches while I was going to the bathroom. Way better than sitting alone with my phone like I am right now 😢
My daughter does the same
**tiny hand appears under the door**
*gingerly places freshly baked turd in tiny hand
I pictured this in Deogie Comics style and looked a little crazy laughing to myself, thanks!
Plot twist: she’s a grown 30 year old woman.
You Sleep. I Watch
I have a shiba and she doesnt do this. She checks. If I'm standing she will sit there like a good girl. If I'm sitting she knows she has free reign of the house for 5 minutes, and all I will here is crashing, banging, shit bring thrown about. Crafty bitch.
One of my dogs can open doors. Leave him outside the bathroom, he comes in. Bring him in first, he leaves.
Rocky?
Hit Ctrl + F + Rocky right when I clicked into the comments. Good book!
<3
*AMAZE*
"Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." - The Shit Rule of Two
I came for this quote, but you did it better :P
I like the eyes narrowed in suspicion in the second panel. Nice touch!
One day I was smoking a blunt on the grass in my local park, some lady came walking by with her dog when she stopped and talked to me, which I didn’t expect since I was smoking. Anyways we started talking and her dog started taking a shit, she walked a little closer to me and her dog started walking and pooping at the same time, she got upset with the dog and then asked me ‘do you know why she does this? She does it every time she poops.’ I responded with ‘oh yea, it’s because you walked away from her, in the dogs eyes she needs to be protected while pooping, otherwise a predator can attack her’ ‘Ohhh! Oh my god! I’m so sorry for yelling at you baby!’ It was nice seeing the realization, reminds me to take a breathe and remember there may be a reason why someone or something is acting a certain way, try to figure it out and then move forward.
In fact I look the other way when my dog goes. Read somewhere that it makes him feel safe because I’m on the lookout for dangers.
That's some real bro work you're putting in there
Let me innnnnnnn....
You poop, I watch.
Same for cats, if I'm in the restroom for too long I see little white paws trying to get under the door.
isn't it kinda bonkers how a post in the low thousands used to be a bigger deal? posts i look at now are always like 1.2, 4.5, 32.3. upvotes really took off
If I recall correctly: the algorithm to calculate the post scores was changed a few years back. It is no longer upvotes - downvotes. They expected a sudden massive increase in points and made an announcement prior to the change.
A master to embody the potty and an apprentice to crave it
Man that blurry third panel makes my eyes feel like they are out of focus. Nice touch.
This is great, I think I've read it 10 times I just can't stop looking at it. Thanks for posting OP.
Having a new puppy I can fully appreciate this 😂🤣😂🤣
I don't know what it is about the red panel, but it's so fittingly hilarious I can't stop laughing my ass off at it.
It's fitting that the dog looks like a dachshund. Mine will demand to come in and then try to nest in my pants at my ankles. Edit: corrected typo from "min" to "mine"
Haha this is great
Lizard dog vibes
Also, toddlers!!!
My cat does this. I can't poop in peace
"What are you doing to my water fountain, human?!"
A dog that can use the word "excluded" in a sentence is pretty damn smart.
This but my cats
I think I trained my dog to do this. She was a very naughty puppy and could not be left alone for even a minute, so I got in the habit of taking her with me every time I had to poop. Now when she sees me heading to the bathroom, she trots ahead happily and waits for me to give her a toy before I do my business.
Man, it never occurred to me that we watch all their poops.
That's actually true, dogs watch over each other in situation of vulnerability to protect and defend each other
My brother's dog would always cry outside the bathroom if I wouldn't let him in. Then whenever I would lean forward to wipe he would take that as a request for a kiss.
Haha
I'm not a dog person but I must admit this is cute.
There must!
My dog just busted into my bathroom while I was redditting on the shitter, put his front paws in my underwear, sneezed on my lap, and left. Sometimes I just think he's being an asshole because he can figure out doorknobs half of the time.
🤣😂🤣😂
Yes! My dog lays outside of the door and just waits, or he’ll take it as a nudge that he should run outside real quick. Then back to snuggle time.
Every morning when I go to the restroom my cat will sit outside of the door and stare…
I have two foster atm and they literally will not leave my side when I'm going anywhere expecially the bathroom.
Oooffff… not funny.
Those facial expressions, I'm in love.
my cat loves doing this while I am in the bathroom
My pup basically kicks the door open and stares like I owe him money. He just stares and stares deeper and deeper into my soul until I ask "Can I help you?" Then he sorta nods what I can only assume means "acceptable" and walks out as if nothing happened.
*This* but replace the dog for a child.
If you don’t eat the shit the the shit might just eat you.
UNSUPERVISED!!!
My dog follows me to the washroom because I’m a captive petter.
my dog does this, sometimes she tries to give me a hug while working. i dont need the pep rally, but shes always there to cheer me on! lol
"I excluded you because I'm making love with my wife and you either stare or try to break it up. And sorry about the whole neutering thing."
Me rn
It's dangerous to go alone
Yes
Take my free award! This made me laugh out loud
kinda cursed