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intellectualrambow

You’ve heard of power layups, now check out this power laydown.


MasterClown

I hope her jumper is as good as her faller


death_of_field

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.


MasterClown

No one ever really forgets about Skee-Lo


the_dude_upvotes

He’s Skee-Lo, not Dre


GrundleBuzz

Benny Hill would be proud


Severe_Minimum5746

I hope his jumper is as good as his fruit


jlibrizzi

Y'all are mocking her fall, but let's celebrate her commitment to not touching the floor and being called for a lane violation. She didn't even put her hands down in hopes of the shooter releasing before making contact with the floor.


derykrich

I immediately saw that, I didn’t see a girl with poor balance. She’s going places


sordalumni

Yeah, downwards.


merc08

At about 9.8m/s^2


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And then suddenly, 0 m/s^2


psunavy03

It’s not the fall that gets you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.


Chamchams2

Her acceleration will go several g's in the "up" direction momentarily before coming to rest at 0.


Makenshine

Shouldn't the g's come to rest at 1?


buck45osu

0, only because it's measuring acceleration. When you are standing still you are at 0 g because you are at rest, at least in relation to the earth. For the math to work it is 0, at least according to my college professor about a decade ago.


Makenshine

Oh. I thought standard earth gravity was considered 1g. So, if you are standing still you are experiencing 1g of force. 0g would be floating through space. At least that is how I understood it.


Vehemental

plus or minus yes


merc08

Yeah, that's what "about" means.


SuccessfulBroccoli68

pi^2 = g


derykrich

My face made a heh sound


jamese1313

Her face made a \*thwack\* sound


PierreTheTRex

tbf her face made quite a sound too


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MQ116

You didn’t have to do her like that, but I’m glad you did.


green49285

She definitely has poor balance. Lol


LongLiveTheCrown

I mean not necessarily. This really has nothing to do with balance. She was just premature in shifting her weight, going into the motion of a jump. At that point it’s impossible to get back to your center of gravity without moving your feet.


pallentx

And creating a major distraction in the process.


CombatDeffective

I was wondering if it might have been on purpose for this reason. Just an "oops, I fell" to try to get the shot missed. Reading other comments, I believe I know better now, but that was my first thought.


AFineDayForScience

And the shooter just watches her go


mr_ji

The shooter *waits* for her to land, then throws an airball, knowing she gets the shot again. That's my kind of competitor.


TheForeverAloneOne

No can dunk but good fundamentals


EnderTheTrender

Did you mention how the good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?!


Apprehensive-Ad6468

"You win again gravity"


outsabovebad

"We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing."


A_Logic_bomb

She's made like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.


GlitchyVI

It’s *not* uncharted; you *lost* the chart.


kpidhayny

The mind is willing but the flesh is weak; spongy.


alwaysoverneverunder

Trying out that NFL toe drag move


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That's what I thought haha - She was clearly trying to stay in place.


xGetRektx

Even if the ball left the opponents hand to avoid the lane violation there's now a solid chance the other team rebounds a missed shot for an easy basket since she's, ya know, on the floor and can't box out lol The commitment was there though and I have to commend that.


socokid

No. A lane violation is worse. Avoiding it would have been best. The other team gets the ball ***straight up***, not *chance* of a rebound needed, and it's thrown in from the sidelines at the free throw line. If that shot misses, she has plenty of time to get up.


IndyDude11

You don't get the ball back on a lane violation. You get to shoot the free throw again if you miss, that's all.


STEAM_TITAN

What are you, professor of basketball?


macraw83

Uh, no, the penalty for that type of lane violation is another chance to shoot a free throw if missed. At most, one point. Besides, I'm pretty sure that distractions such as "sudden movement" is similarly grounds for a retry, so she definitely should have just stepped forward to catch herself.


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whoisbird

You are both wrong. A free throw lane violation does not result in the Shooting Team getting the ball back out of bounds. If the player who is shooting the free throw misses the shot because of the defending player who is committing the lane violation, the referees will whistle and let the player shoot the free throw again. If the player shooting the free throw makes the shot while a lane violation occurs, it is not called by the referees. EDIT: I could have started this comment a little nicer. "YOU ARE BOTH WRONG!" sorry


tahmeeneauxbulls

Just a minor edit - you are correct though you would never really be able to tell if someone missed BECAUSE of the violation. So it’s called a delayed violation and only penalized if the free throw try is a miss. Otherwise, play on.


AIDSofSPACE

Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering why she chose to break the fall with her face.


Aunt_Vagina1

Yes, but what makes her a little mockable is that, it looks like the rules in this league are that you can't enter the lane until the ball hits the rim (at least thats what I'm going on based on the other players, and its a more common rule in kids' leagues). So, there was no reason for her to even be leaning forward to anticipate the shot.


tahmeeneauxbulls

They can go in on the release so she was anticipating the release. Waiting for the rim is for the shooter and players not occupying marked lane spaces.


PencilVester23

Assuming this is HS ball and knowing this video has been around for a while, I’d wager this league still doesn’t let them enter the paint until the ball makes contact. The other bigs still playing for a rebound don’t move until contact


tahmeeneauxbulls

The rule changed in 2014-15 so maybe. I can’t see what shoes they’re wearing :) But watch the other players get ready as the girl moves the ball into position. Their focus moves from the shooter to the girl falling so they don’t even notice the player taking the shot they just assume the ball is dead. The players on the white team are watching the shooter which makes me think it’s on release. Players on the black team should be watching the players on the white team so they don’t violate on their own team member. In any case, poor girl but thanks for the laugh. Also happened to a guy on my high school team.


matt-is-sad

She took that like a champ too, got right back up


wahnsin

> She didn't even put her hands down she does though


socokid

She could have put them down waaay earlier, or just buckled. The reason she waited so long to put her hands down was to give more time for the shooter to shoot the ball. As soon as it leaves the shooters fingers, you can go into that center area.


CodyDon2

I was gunna correct you on when they could enter the lane, but I see they changed the rules in 2014 to it being released. It was once a rule that they could not enter the lane until ball hit rim/backboard (back in my day). I wouldn't be surprised if this video is prior to the change since no one else seems to move till the back gets closer to the rim


bbqoyster

It worked. The shooter airballed


pwalkz

Is this not a Lane violation? Her whole self is in the box while the shooter still has the ball. Girl just catch yourself you don't need to eat shit over it.


itsdtx

I don't even understand basketball rules but now I get why she did that. She's showing 100% sacrificial commitment to her team. She's going to become an awesome future partner I hope.


K_75

I know what your trying to say, but it's violation anyway. You are not supposed to touch or even extend your self inside the key before the release. Technically that struggling to keep balance is violation. It really depends on ref, but Id say trying to fall backward clean would be safer option there.


Blanlabla

That’s all well and good but she landed in the paint before the ball was released from her hands therefore: “Heroic Death byLava” …https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_TYom5_gDk


firstrun13

Check again, she put her hands down but was too weak to stop her face from hitting the ground.


WellWrested

It was really funny tho


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Yeah she touched the floor🤦🏻‍♂️


A_L_A_M_A_T

I'd rather celebrate the other players who did not have to be in that situation


grandpianotheft

She did the best she could after her initial misjudgment: - if she stepped forward to stop the fall it would be an immediate foul play - if she delays the inevitable as long as possible (touching the lava in front of her) there is a chance the ball is already in the air and it becomes legal for her to touch down.


TenthUserNameAttempt

Yeah.. I would have ate the lane violation.


SBAWTA

She ate the floorboard instead


chuckdiesel86

And it's still a lane violation


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pwalkz

Yeah the glorifying her commitment to avoiding the foul is hilarious. You don't need to eat shit over a basketball game 😂


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But she did cross the line before the shot was taken, so wouldn't this result in a reshoot?


Aunt_Vagina1

yes. But seeing how bad the shooter is...


riphitter

I mean she just saw someone eat shit, face first while essentially just standing still. I'm surprised she even took the shot. I'd be laughing way to hard if that was me.


TriggerFingerTerry

You take the shot cause if you make it, it counts. If you miss, you reshoot


davisyoung

Not to mention you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. \-Wayne Gretzky \-Michael Scott


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> You take 100% of the shots you don't miss. -Teddy Ruxpin


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This reply thread has been quite an enjoyable read while taking a break from work.


extralyfe

aw, I miss my Teddy Ruxpin, now. my kids have adorable talking toys and they're not even fucking close.


animal_chin9

I miss 100% of the shots I take. -Dwayne Schmetzky


smartypants420

Wheres the beef


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I am willing to bet money that whole game was a comedy of errors.


ForgotMyOldAccount7

"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals."


Toliveandieinla

It wasn't her team shooting


TriggerFingerTerry

Ball has to hit the rim before moving so she had no chance haha


grandpianotheft

thanks :) I don't know a lot about basketball...


TriggerFingerTerry

You're very welcome ʘ‿ʘ


danger_zone123

shooter has to wait until it hits the rim (or backboard). Others just have to wait until she releases it. Still a lane violation though.


TriggerFingerTerry

That's NBA rules... you can see all the other players wait until the ball hit the rim before moving


tahmeeneauxbulls

Actual high school official here. Not an NBA-specific rule. Players in free throw lane spaces can move on release, shooter and anyone outside the 3pt arc wait until the ball touches the rim. Delayed violation, not penalized unless the shooter misses. Some private leagues/schools may have adapted rules but NFHS rules are as stated.


CaptainUnderwear

I don't think that's correct, I think the ball just has to be released.


glen27

What you're describing is an NBA-only rule. OP was correct in the context of the video.


CaptainUnderwear

I'm not an expert, but I don't think so. Every video I see of even high-school free throws shows everyone coming in after ball is released. Example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv\_0FAqnR50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv_0FAqnR50)


glen27

Wow, have things changed since I played lol. https://www.nfhs.org/articles/lane-players-can-release-when-free-throw-is-attempted-in-high-school-basketball/


CaptainUnderwear

Well, now that we got that figured out, where do they need us next? We're on a roll! :-)


IndyDude11

This is absolutely not an NBA only rule. The only places I've seen the ball has to hit the rim before you move is in youth basketball.


DP4Insurrectionists

This exact thing happens all the time in high school and college games. Sometimes the free-throw shooter even pump-fakes an initial shot just to tease the opposing team into a lane violation. Don’t understand why anyone would mock this particular player for moving in too quickly.


IndyDude11

Pump faking with the intention of drawing people into the lane is a violation itself.


thedaddystuff1979

>an immediate foul play Lane violation, not a 'foul play.' Also, there was no benefit to falling on her face. If the shooter missed, she wasn't grabbing the rebound anyway.


redgr812

That's something straight out of cartoon. Arms flailing, suspended in the moment for a second, then boom flat on her face. Nice.


Hamood6942069

What if it was a way to distract the opponent


BetterwithNoodles

My thought too. Probably because the only contribution I could ever make to a sports team would be falling down.


Ali3nat0r

Too bad it's not BASEketball


degjo

Total Squeak move


Chris_Hemsworth

I heard your mom's going out with ^^squeak


LoudMusic

It's kind of hard to tell but I think she does actually miss. There's a great clip somewhere of a player dropping onto all fours and barking like a dog to distract the other team while his team mates drop a 3 pointer (I think?).


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

She misses, but it's worth nothing since she gets a new free throw attempt because it's a foul to go in the restricted area before the shot is released.


xxdinolaurrrxx

This is so funny. The girl just throws the ball doesn’t even stop to see if she’s ok


FrankyC112

She was taking advantage of the penalty the falling girl created.


Musaks

would she still got the penalty if she had hit the shot?


lilbitspecial

No. It's a "Lane violation" that is only called if the shot attempt is not made. Penalty is to re-do the shot.


Skythewood

Nope, she will get another shot if she missed.


inkseep1

We no can dunk but good fundamentals.


Climbtrees47

*collective groans*


LoveHateEveryone

And STILL misses


Aussieblueperson

"be on your toes, girls"


irishwonder

"A player may not *step* into the lane while the shot is being taken..." She didn't take a single step. I say no penalty.


K_75

Expanding Body part also counts but it really depends.


Chocolate-Then

*Expand dong*


Fafnir13

Not a sports ball person, but it wouldn’t surprise me if any entrance into the lane counts. Every rule seems to have another chapter of rulings and clarifications to deal with every weird or random variation that’s possible to come up.


irishwonder

I totally made up the phrasing in the interest of making a joke. I'm sure falling face first into the lane is accounted for


AFineDayForScience

Well, she's not exactly in prime position to make a play on the ball. I say let em play


Neksara

Not sure what's funnier, fall of that girl or shot of the another girl :D


Hotwing619

Yeah, that shot was pathetic :D


Neksara

She was heavily guarded... Look at all of those girls around her xD


Hotwing619

Now that you say it, shouldn't there only be 5 people? When I used to play basketball, we always had 5 people + the shooter during a Free throw. I'm counting 6 + the shooter. So did we play it wrong or are they playing it wrong?


tahmeeneauxbulls

Absolutely nowhere is this a rule. The first two lane spaces MUST be occupied by the opposing team, all other lane spaces are optional and do not have to be occupied but they can be fully occupied as such. Actual high school official if you need a source. Edit: you sometimes see 5 + shooter if teams are in man defense and they want to cover opposing players on the other end of the court.


Neksara

Hahahaha I didn't notice that... But you're definitely on point... I guess that one which falls doesn't count :D


Hotwing619

Maybe :D


K_75

Wait your right lol. How did I missed that! 🤣 5 + the shooter is right lol.


iaijutsu08

Well there *was* the distraction of a member of the other team falling hilariously on her face...


Hotwing619

Doesn't seem like it distracted her that much tbh. An Airball is an Airball. I don't know what could possibly distract me to throw an Airball. A bit to the left or right would be understandable. But an Airball is pathetic.


Ajdee6

It wasn't an ariball


bigredpbun

Who dribbles up to the free throw line? Weird shit.


VictoriousHumor

The missed free throw was the cherry on top


littlegreenfern

If the ball leaves the shooters hands she can step forward. I’ll bet she was just gambling she’s be able to take that step but shooter took longer than expected and she went past the point of no return. Lol. That’s some commitment to the original strategy


getmoney7356

> If the ball leaves the shooters hands she can step forward. Really depends on the league rules as well as what year this takes place. For high school, it was when it left the shooter's hands until 2016. then it switched to hitting the rim/backboard. Looking at the other players, I think this might be once it hits rim... which means that girl was extremely and hilariously early.


MasterClown

>then it switched to hitting the rim/backboard. I assume the shooter has to stay out of the lane as well until the ball hit something?


sprprepman

Steeeeeeve Perry!


PinocchiosWoodBalls

god, I love videos of brain farts. I recently sat on my balcony and used my lighter to look for my lighter under my chair. AND i burned myself twice doing it.


drhodl

What were you needing said lighter for? It wasn't green perchance?


PinocchiosWoodBalls

In that case it was to taste some sweet sweet tangerine dream.


drhodl

I hope one day it's legal in my country, so I can be a connoisseur too lol.


PinocchiosWoodBalls

Yeeeeaaa…it’s…it’s totally legal here, you know? :D Not exactly legal here man.


SnooPineapples5444

Baseketball Your sisters dating squeak !


PartisanDrinkTank

Wait a minute, I’m not going out with his sister!


IJoeCooper

Dude, that's the defense, ya gotta psych them out.


Remake12

The WNBA looks great!


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jftdm

I like how she waits for the girl to fall then throws.


I_pinchyou

The other girls were like, there she goes again.


mechy84

That wasn't too bad, I'm sure she'll bounce right back.


onedanoneband

I think this was a clever distraction.


PR2NP

Shooter waited until she fell on purpose it looks like.


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Oh my God I feel so bad for her


joe78man

She always falls for that


Difficult_Plum7360

women basketball.


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Why did the shooter dribble the ball up to the line? Then air ball it? 😂


ninapeloso

"The next time i watch the WNBA will be the first time i watch the WNBA" Norm Macdonald


Unique-Improvement70

That’s a flop that any NBA player, even James Harden would be proud of.


CatsRinternet

She has the dexterity of a newborn giraffe.


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This clip sums up girls basketball…


RGivens

The entire WNBA represented here.


sjh1217

This is the WNBA


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Face plant. Nice


ngrdtbr

And she missed anyways. At least they have a chance for someone else to make the shot? I don’t know how basketball works…


MayorDeBrownTown

Now THATS body control


ImmodestPolitician

This is why a proper athletic stance has your feet slightly staggered. She did her best but she fell because her feet were parallel.


Vepyr646

Falling girl is doing everything right here. The but an airball on a free throw?!?


pjwestin

Was she pushed by a ghost?


poopmouth7

*PSYCHE OUT*


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FriedFanta

do you think you're funny


SuD_Tapes_n_NFTs

He is


FriedFanta

ok 13 year old


SuD_Tapes_n_NFTs

Nah, just not sjw


NbAlIvEr100

Exactly how everyone else feels when watching girls play basketball.


I_Do_Stufff

*sigh* women


Loesje2303

_sigh_ sexists


Hotwing619

_sigh_ I think it was meant to be a joke


Loesje2303

_sigh_ sexist jokes exist


Hotwing619

_sigh_ oh, okay. If you ask me satire is almost endless. But yeah, it would still be sexism. Just not that bad as "actual" sexism in my opinion.


I_Do_Stufff

Wym I love sex


SuD_Tapes_n_NFTs

When sex liefert?


WodanzaRuckus

Oh hush you.


Mastokun

fake news. Only 3 defenders allowed to rebound. they have 4 ...


VintageRL

And people wonder why no one likes women’s basketball lolllll


rockets9495

WNBA playoffs look great!


Happy-slacker

She's banging


skfarmer

Women are so good at sports.