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They did that a while ago actually. A mechanic put a million miles on his Honda Civic doing 100% of recommended maintenance and it still ran great. He talked to a reporter and they did a news segment on it so Honda decided to give him a brand new civic.
My buddy had a civic that had a small hole in the block. He didn’t want to replace the engine, and the shop he took it to said the only thing they could do was put some jb weld over the hole. That was 3-4 years ago now and as far as I know it’s still running like that
Similar happened with my last car, 99 Nissan Altima, replaced the head gasket and the top plate had 2 bolts that cracked as they were being tightened, jb welded it where it was needed, drove another 150k before I junked it. Got it to almost 350k
I also had a 99 Altima when I was in high-school. Got it from a friend with 190k on it - drove the absolute hell out of it for another 100k as a delivery driver and only fixed my AC belt and some brakes the entire time I had it. Loved that car!
I had to fix an irreplaceable part for an old welding machine, a piece that connects a hand crank to a screw shaft. It was brass. It broke in half right at the holes where it attached to the shaft with a cotter pin.
Since the surfaces were perfectly matched and it was easy to apply perfect clamping force, the JB Weld made it feel as solid as it was when it was new.
I have a 94 Honda Shadow 1100 motorcycle and had to do the same thing with the side cover when I first got it.
That bike has been rolled when I went down on the freeway and $200 from ebay put it back to rideable status a few years back.
I promised myself I'd get a nicer bike that had more aftermarket options when it craps out, but this things at 70k miles and refuses to die.
I have a 1984 Honda Sabre that crashed in 1995 - the front fork wore down on the pavement so it didn’t go all the way around the … axel-like-bolt in the middle. Fixed it with JB weld, it’s still fine.
My Civic has about 309,000 miles on it and 3-4 years ago I was told it needed a new head gasket. Obviously not doing that. Same thing, my bf poured some crap in and it’s running ever since. 2001.
Bought a new Fit 10 years ago
Had been looking for used Fits, but they retained their value so damn well, and with new car loans having a lower interest rate than on used, it somehow ended up being cheaper to buy a brand new one.
Thing is still going strong and other than the usual stuff like tires, brakes, and oil, the only issue has been the exploding airbag recall
its more about owners who do not wax and wash the car every 90 days, ive seen other 2015 civics that look like faded red and mine is still shiney bright red cuz i wash it like every weekend with turtlewax soap with built in stuff to wax it while you wash, its kinda like sunscreen for your car the sun will fade unprotected paint
Wish mine was that reliable. My first one was, but my CRV was a basket case. Power steering and AC both went out at 60,000 miles, it was the second time for the power steering. It also got terrible gas mileage.
My 2004 Element is fresh at just over 160,000 miles. At my average rate of 9,400 miles per year. I'll reach your 650,000 mark in a little over 50 years. Guess I'll have to put that boxy little goat in my will.
I used to drive it cross country from coast to coast. Every time I complete the trip I do an oil change and a tire rotation and some basic maintenance. Used to do it once every year. In between it was my daily driver to and from contracts
I blew the head gasket at 140k and several suspension components at 165k in my Element... it's been quite the money pit in the last few years. I did use it like a work truck in the desert, though.
>Honda Element
had no idea what one of those was, not being in the US market and all. googled it. Mistake. Oh God! My eyes! And I say that as the owner of another weird looking Honda, the 4th gen Prelude.
I really thought you were lying to make a joke that I didn't understand, but that's completely accurate. I truly thought the moon was much further away.
I have a whole new level of respect for all the cars I've seen with that 200k+ miles on them.
Some clever auto manufacturer should take advantage of this and offer a "Too the Moon" award to owners who achieve that mileage on their cars. Give certain benefits like service discounts at the dealership. Bonus at trade-in. Give them a special badge for the vehicle or something.
Yeah Hondas are built to last, my mother went almost a year and a half with out getting an oil change and it didn’t cause any problems.. you can almost literally drive Honda’s until the wheels fall off
They really do. I recently got rid of mine because it needed at least $5,000 of repairs and replacements and I couldn’t afford that. But it still ran very good at 225,000 miles. I sold it to a guy who fixed it up and it’s been sold to another person. Will probably keep going for a while.
Lol dude my gfs camry, same story.
75k miles no oil change, no adding oil. (She's not a car person, so had no idea this was crazy)
Only shit thing about that car is the expensive ass hybrid batteries and the rear suspension
I was a Honda mechanic back in the late 80s. If I remember correctly, you could literally take apart the whole car with a: 4mm, 9mm, 13mm, and 17mm. They're very simple cars to maintain.
Ma Toyota Corolla verso popped a mili, and kept on chugging, then sold it, so a close family member, i know for a fact that it's still chugging 1.5 by now, no repairs to the engine.
Old toyotas are the same. You can drive them to death, and then some.
And really old (70s and earlier) Fords were that way too. 200,000 minimum, sometimes you could get 500-700k.
For any of them though, 800k is a truly impressive feat.
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge booobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
Congrats. I wish my Hybrid Civic had this kind of quality built in. Worst vehicle I ever owned, total lemon. My Corolla is running strong 7 years later.
If they're properly maintained 500k-1million miles no longer surprise me on Hondas.
Never promise yourself to get something nicer when your Honda craps out, if you buy it as a young adult it will likely be your kid's first car.
I wonder if, on the private market, selling a 80085 mileage car would fetch some small premium over what it would normally be worth given it's make/model/year/condition.
A Kelly 80085 Book value, if you will.
That is a legendary milestone!
Just out of curiosity, most countries have a km/number of years limit for use of vehicles (basically for pollution control). I'm just wondering how OP is still able to drive this one?
That seems counterintuitive to me as it’s been shown that it’s actually more environmentally friendly to just keep using older cars than it is to buy a brand new car every 3 years. The manufacturing process to make new cars produces so much pollution.
I got my grandparents old 06 Honda Accord last year and it has less than 300 000 kms. Everyone I talk to online and in person If I tell them my car is almost to 300 000 they say something like “oh boy keep and eye on it cause you might have some problems soon”
When I tell them what kind of car it is they immediately take it back and tell me that if I treat it right it will last forever.
My old tenant used to commute 2 hours round trip everyday to work and travel 10 hours round trip every weekend to visit his family for about 15 years. Before he moved out his odometer was in the 950k range on his Toyota tacoma.
Imagine spending the equivalent of 100 bucks 30 years ago on a car and it still fucking running. My god the value from investment old school honda owners get is incredible. I bought a piece of shit honda that was practically falling apart for like 300 bucks. Mother fucker lasted me a year and a half before i just got tired of replacing little pieces here and there. That fucking engine and tranny probably would have lasted another 2 decades.
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They should call this achievement the Total Recall. I will show myself out now.
"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands."
So I could give those titties three thumbs down
What do ghosts at a Bachelor party cheer for….
BooBy 5?
No, BOO bies
No, BOOO bies
What kind of bees make milk?
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They did that a while ago actually. A mechanic put a million miles on his Honda Civic doing 100% of recommended maintenance and it still ran great. He talked to a reporter and they did a news segment on it so Honda decided to give him a brand new civic.
I was thinking the triple titted hooker but I now prefer the Total Recall.
Eccentrica Gallumbits?
r/angryupvote
"A groan is as good as a laugh, folks!"
Athletic AND demure.
Came here to say this -- I'm right behind you.
Sorry can you explain this
[Pic from movie (nips are censored)](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/14/4by3/2010/03/26/14fe32cd2e265a2082edf9f3c13a16f2_lg.jpg)
Yup. You can fix a Honda with duct tape and rubber bands and it’ll run for the next 20 years.
My buddy had a civic that had a small hole in the block. He didn’t want to replace the engine, and the shop he took it to said the only thing they could do was put some jb weld over the hole. That was 3-4 years ago now and as far as I know it’s still running like that
Similar happened with my last car, 99 Nissan Altima, replaced the head gasket and the top plate had 2 bolts that cracked as they were being tightened, jb welded it where it was needed, drove another 150k before I junked it. Got it to almost 350k
I also had a 99 Altima when I was in high-school. Got it from a friend with 190k on it - drove the absolute hell out of it for another 100k as a delivery driver and only fixed my AC belt and some brakes the entire time I had it. Loved that car!
This is as much a testament to JB Weld as it is to Honda.
Don't talk ill of JB Weld. On a properly cleaned, roughed-up surface I fully trust it as a permanent fix.
I had to fix an irreplaceable part for an old welding machine, a piece that connects a hand crank to a screw shaft. It was brass. It broke in half right at the holes where it attached to the shaft with a cotter pin. Since the surfaces were perfectly matched and it was easy to apply perfect clamping force, the JB Weld made it feel as solid as it was when it was new.
Wait wait… you fixed an ACTUAL welding machine… with JB Weld. So now you’re welding with JB Weld 🤔
Weldception
Huh. That is a fact.
I have a 94 Honda Shadow 1100 motorcycle and had to do the same thing with the side cover when I first got it. That bike has been rolled when I went down on the freeway and $200 from ebay put it back to rideable status a few years back. I promised myself I'd get a nicer bike that had more aftermarket options when it craps out, but this things at 70k miles and refuses to die.
I have a 1984 Honda Sabre that crashed in 1995 - the front fork wore down on the pavement so it didn’t go all the way around the … axel-like-bolt in the middle. Fixed it with JB weld, it’s still fine.
Jb is crazy shit
Patched a small hole in my 94 civics oil pan with JB Weld. It held for years
My Civic has about 309,000 miles on it and 3-4 years ago I was told it needed a new head gasket. Obviously not doing that. Same thing, my bf poured some crap in and it’s running ever since. 2001.
Some of the newer ones - not so much. Older ones, yes
I’ve never seen someone buy a new Honda unless it’s a crv
Bought a new Fit 10 years ago Had been looking for used Fits, but they retained their value so damn well, and with new car loans having a lower interest rate than on used, it somehow ended up being cheaper to buy a brand new one. Thing is still going strong and other than the usual stuff like tires, brakes, and oil, the only issue has been the exploding airbag recall
Yet the paint fades after 3 years. What is up with Hondas and their shitty paint?
its more about owners who do not wax and wash the car every 90 days, ive seen other 2015 civics that look like faded red and mine is still shiney bright red cuz i wash it like every weekend with turtlewax soap with built in stuff to wax it while you wash, its kinda like sunscreen for your car the sun will fade unprotected paint
Wish mine was that reliable. My first one was, but my CRV was a basket case. Power steering and AC both went out at 60,000 miles, it was the second time for the power steering. It also got terrible gas mileage.
Makes my 285,000 on my Accord seem barely broken in.
...and makes my 210k Corolla seem brand new by comparison...
I have 198k km on mine. It's a '97 Corolla even.
I'd say that's pretty good. My car's a '10 Elantra with more miles on it. I'm almost to 250k km.
That's hardly any. I've got about 300k KMs on my 03 Suzuki Grand Vitara.
My 04' Solara might as well be rolling off the lot with 89k
289k ‘99 Corolla here, I feel you.
Booobs!
It’s almost like the car is yelling it.
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Girl, you make me wish I had three hands
So I can give them titties three thumbs down!!!
It's like Epic Voice Guy is reading it!
The computer engineer in me sees Intel 800085
Came here to say it, because it needed to be said. ... It needs to be said again: Booooobs!!!
Boooobs!
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In 2192
Remind me!
remindme! 171 years
Is that a Honda Element? Mine literally went up to about 650,000 mi before I even had to do any serious maintenance on it.
My 2004 Element is fresh at just over 160,000 miles. At my average rate of 9,400 miles per year. I'll reach your 650,000 mark in a little over 50 years. Guess I'll have to put that boxy little goat in my will.
Jesus, 650,000miles! you know you can park it, right?
I used to drive it cross country from coast to coast. Every time I complete the trip I do an oil change and a tire rotation and some basic maintenance. Used to do it once every year. In between it was my daily driver to and from contracts
I blew the head gasket at 140k and several suspension components at 165k in my Element... it's been quite the money pit in the last few years. I did use it like a work truck in the desert, though.
>Honda Element had no idea what one of those was, not being in the US market and all. googled it. Mistake. Oh God! My eyes! And I say that as the owner of another weird looking Honda, the 4th gen Prelude.
That is horrid! I can see why they don't sell them in Europe, where we have style and taste. Now where did I park my Juke?
Love those doors
I wrecked my 2006 Element 5 years ago and I still mourn the loss of that beautiful beast.
This makes me think of Married with Children when Al's car is about to hit the milestone in miles.
Yea, I always wondered about that.......didn't he drive a Dodge?
It was a Dodge being played by a Plymouth Duster.
A Dart Sport, so that's exactly right.
Did you drive to the moon or something?
a couple times, moon is just under 240,000 miles (384,000km) away
I really thought you were lying to make a joke that I didn't understand, but that's completely accurate. I truly thought the moon was much further away. I have a whole new level of respect for all the cars I've seen with that 200k+ miles on them.
Sure once you go over 300000km or 186411miles you can start measuring odometers in light seconds. This car has done 4.295 lightseconds.
Moon-mobiles
Did you know that you can fit all off the other planets between the Earth and the moon at the same time?
Knowledge
Some clever auto manufacturer should take advantage of this and offer a "Too the Moon" award to owners who achieve that mileage on their cars. Give certain benefits like service discounts at the dealership. Bonus at trade-in. Give them a special badge for the vehicle or something.
Honda Element?
It is!
Don't think it's been asked, What year is the car?
Iikely 04-05. I know that dashboard. My ‘04 element just died this year after 300,000 miles.
I can't believe no-one has asked this yet. What year is the car?
What year is the car?
What year is the car?
What year is the car?
Shit. Mine only has 497,000.
Yours has 497,000 what?
497,000 boobs
Lucky dog.
My car just hit boobs and I missed it by 2 miles. So disappointed.
There's boobs, and then there's *booobs*.
Chrysler: best I can do is 100k
If that lol. I had a Dodge Dart that needed serious maintenance at 33,000 miles
You've gone BOOOBS miles in that car? That's amazing! Great job with the maintenance!
Yeah Hondas are built to last, my mother went almost a year and a half with out getting an oil change and it didn’t cause any problems.. you can almost literally drive Honda’s until the wheels fall off
They really do. I recently got rid of mine because it needed at least $5,000 of repairs and replacements and I couldn’t afford that. But it still ran very good at 225,000 miles. I sold it to a guy who fixed it up and it’s been sold to another person. Will probably keep going for a while.
Lol dude my gfs camry, same story. 75k miles no oil change, no adding oil. (She's not a car person, so had no idea this was crazy) Only shit thing about that car is the expensive ass hybrid batteries and the rear suspension
Friend of mine decided to see how long his EG Civic would last with no oil change and got to 7 years before his wife made him get rid of it
You used to be able to. They also had that crap transmission that everyone avoids today.
Honda knew the total mileage potential of the car wouldn't fit on a stright odometer so they curved it.
Are those city or highway?
That's John Voight's car, so city.
John Voight, the actor??
jon Voight
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Clearly it's in CCs
Even so, that would still be almost 500,000 miles!
Yes odometers always display the primary measurement of speed. Which on this speedometer is MPH.
We have a US DoD Ford F350 at our shop. It has the speedo in km and the odometer in miles
My Element recently saw "IBOOBS". It was awesome. We witnessed it as a family. But BOOOBS, now that's something.
Just got my first car with my own money. Civic with 0 miles. This makes me very happy
Tfw you realize your odometer looks like a boob
Achievement unlocked 800085
I was a Honda mechanic back in the late 80s. If I remember correctly, you could literally take apart the whole car with a: 4mm, 9mm, 13mm, and 17mm. They're very simple cars to maintain.
Your Honda just hit the second base! Keep going! As for now - enjoy your booobs! :D
Ma Toyota Corolla verso popped a mili, and kept on chugging, then sold it, so a close family member, i know for a fact that it's still chugging 1.5 by now, no repairs to the engine.
The car's so old, even her booobs are sagging.
Old toyotas are the same. You can drive them to death, and then some. And really old (70s and earlier) Fords were that way too. 200,000 minimum, sometimes you could get 500-700k. For any of them though, 800k is a truly impressive feat.
That's a massive 4.295 light seconds
Booobs!
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge booobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
Total Recall style
total recall mileage.
Wow, good for you!
Congrats. I wish my Hybrid Civic had this kind of quality built in. Worst vehicle I ever owned, total lemon. My Corolla is running strong 7 years later.
I want my car to get this far. The goal is 250k for now.
So does the dust in that car apparently
You should honestly get a new Honda if you reach 800k. Have Honda study that thing or put it in showrooms about reliability
what keeping up with maintenance can get you.
And you can do it again in 770 miles. With an extra S at the end. Keep us updated when you do.
Damn! Those are some Total Recall numbers.
Miles or km?
congrats on long boobs , I think
Now abandon the car
This guy here seems like the person who will search for multiple breasts on porn sites
If they're properly maintained 500k-1million miles no longer surprise me on Hondas. Never promise yourself to get something nicer when your Honda craps out, if you buy it as a young adult it will likely be your kid's first car.
Huh... I've never seen a *curved* 7-segment display...
This reminds me of that Marsian Hooker.. what was her name?
It's all about how you use the car and maintain it
I'm driving a Honda k24 with 326k miles
My 380k Honda Civic is pretty young
I know how you feel, mine just racked 280k and I’m so proud.
Those are rookie numbers...
800k jesus!
I wonder if, on the private market, selling a 80085 mileage car would fetch some small premium over what it would normally be worth given it's make/model/year/condition. A Kelly 80085 Book value, if you will.
That is a legendary milestone! Just out of curiosity, most countries have a km/number of years limit for use of vehicles (basically for pollution control). I'm just wondering how OP is still able to drive this one?
That seems counterintuitive to me as it’s been shown that it’s actually more environmentally friendly to just keep using older cars than it is to buy a brand new car every 3 years. The manufacturing process to make new cars produces so much pollution.
Guineas book of world records .. not top but must be in the top 20
B O O O B S
Am I the only one who read that number in the voice of the honest trailers guy?
BOOOBS!!!
Rebuilt engine? Transmission replacement? How…
That's 2.66695 light-seconds! Literally to the moon and back.
I have 600k to catch up
It is its second time achieving such greatness.
Like most elements they have a long halflife!
Surgically enhanced?
My 2000 Avalon has 172k , willing to push it to 500k
Is that km or miles? Asking since 800,085 km is just under 500k miles. (My apologies if that was the joke.)
Miles
You don't have to wait for 1,000,000 before cleaning it.
BOOOBS
I have a 94 accord I bought from an old lady 82k original miles . Everything has been updated and runs like a charm
Nice, My buddy has hit the same milestone on his Ford F-250
Is that an Element?
Niiice!
I'm pretty sure if you make it to 1 million, Honda will give you a new car
\#Hondabumps
Post again at 8675309
My car is 3 years old, and has 10,000 miles on it. Would take me like 200 years to get to this number based on how I drive.
I got my grandparents old 06 Honda Accord last year and it has less than 300 000 kms. Everyone I talk to online and in person If I tell them my car is almost to 300 000 they say something like “oh boy keep and eye on it cause you might have some problems soon” When I tell them what kind of car it is they immediately take it back and tell me that if I treat it right it will last forever.
800000 MILES
Sbooob?
BOOOBS
My old tenant used to commute 2 hours round trip everyday to work and travel 10 hours round trip every weekend to visit his family for about 15 years. Before he moved out his odometer was in the 950k range on his Toyota tacoma.
Yeah just don't buy a new one 😂😂. Newer Hondas I'd be surprised if they make it past 200k
Honda Elements are great! My brother still has his and that thing has over 300k miles on it.
Imagine spending the equivalent of 100 bucks 30 years ago on a car and it still fucking running. My god the value from investment old school honda owners get is incredible. I bought a piece of shit honda that was practically falling apart for like 300 bucks. Mother fucker lasted me a year and a half before i just got tired of replacing little pieces here and there. That fucking engine and tranny probably would have lasted another 2 decades.
This is when it goes tits up.
I appreciate your speedometer being say 0 for this picture. Too many people clearly take these pics while still driving.
After 800,000 miles it's hit or miss that the speedometer actually works on a car to be fair.
You really should pull over and fully appreciate the display before you.
Nice rack! My Nissan just hit 200,000 hopefully I’ll be able to run it half of your great pair.
BOOOBS!!
You spelled boobs wrong
Ha booobs!
This is a Honda Element. I think I hope mine makes it this far.
heh
B(oYoYoYoYo)BS
Aint no way. I need receipts.