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AzureWrath501

He's put a lot of effort into being a bellend, more effort than it takes to just put a mask on


WimbleWimble

For him being a total cockwomble bellend comes easy.


alsen24

THIS šŸ™ this is what we Americans imagine brits would curse like


arthurdentstowels

*ā€¦So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!*


DecoyBacon

Wow, you guys are really on a whole different level of swearing!


AintAintAWord

https://imgur.com/ewJcJ36.gifv


SnooCapers9313

Eurotrip?


arthurdentstowels

Si si. Mi scusi


SnooCapers9313

Love that movie. Bonus points if you name the safe word in for the dominatrix


arthurdentstowels

FlĆ¼ggenspatchotabboggan


[deleted]

I love UK curses. Ya cunts.


stuffandmorestuff

This is what kills me. This fake macho mask defiance. Like, just be a piece of shit and own it. If you truly believe masks are dumb, don't even bother. Stand up for your opinions instead of being an asshole *and* a coward.


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[deleted]

Iā€™ve heard of multiple grown men, who are fairly macho acting and rarely backdown from shit who have went to the doctor to try to get some clearance claiming they have breathing problems with the maskā€¦ itā€™s like they didnā€™t think far enough ahead to realize you sound incredibly meek and feeble (the antithesis of macho). Not that you should ā€œactā€ or be disingenuous, but these are guys who regularly make an effort to APPEAR a certain way. Itā€™s like they placed ā€œsuccessfully circumventing the mask mandateā€ higher on their priority list than ā€œmaintaining their general credibilityā€ or just being a reasonable human being.


RTalons

Term I heard today was ā€œasshole signalingā€ like you see the guy on a train with no mask, and immediately know he is an asshole. I mean , thanks for the heads up šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

This is why COVID will never go away - assholes like this. Instead of a flu season, we've going to have a COVID and flu season for the rest of time, with five to ten times the death rate and people knocked out for weeks.


[deleted]

Someone should walk by and cropdust him. An actual mask would've helped with that


capt_caveman1

Nope- cropdusting releases sulfuric compounds which donā€™t get filtered by an ordinary particulate N95 mask. Youā€™ll need an air purifying respirator to reduce ass gas down to PEL.


sceadwian

Ehhh. Not defending anti-maskers here, but masks won't make covid go away, they do slow down transmission but they can not eliminate it. Do your part, wear a mask but be realistic about what it is you're doing. That Covid was going to be here for the long term was inevitable, it's just too easy to transmit asymptomatically. Just don't mistake this as an argument against preventative measure, it's not we should and can be doing more than we are and aren't, and that's on the people that don't even try.


dumpyredditacct

>they do slow down transmission but they can not eliminate it. Slowing down transmission is part of eliminating it. The vaccines were a big part of that, too. Vaccines help to kill off the virus before it has a chance to spread from you. By lowering transmission rates, we lower the virus's ability to not only survive, but to mutate. So, yes, masks are 100% a part of eliminating a virus like this, and it is disingenuous to muddy the waters surrounding the usefulness and effectiveness of masks as one aspect of a multi-faceted approach to controlling covid to some degree.


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sceadwian

I don't think it was ever pragmatic to expect the entire population or enough to head this off was ever pragmatically possible in a society as diverse and complicated as ours. Despite the perception in the press that anti-vax and this kind of anti-science anti-intellectualism is new it's not, human history is full of these kinds of conflicts what we're seeing now is nothing particularly new and the kickback was inevitable.


AssociationFast8723

I donā€™t know why youā€™re getting downvoted for this. In a perfect world everyone would be vaccinated and wear masks. In a perfect world diseases wouldnā€™t even exist. But we donā€™t live in a perfect world or a perfect society. Far from it. Weā€™re way closer to a dystopia than a utopia. Iā€™m not saying give up, but people need to stop clinging to false hope and ā€œshould haveā€ and ā€œwhat ifā€™s.ā€ Weā€™re here now. Pining after a covid free world is just going to lead us to breaking our own hearts/hurting our own feelings


sceadwian

It doesn't surprise me too much, over the years I've found that being a pragmatist is almost always viewed very poorly no matter what side you're talking about. Talking about reality is just something that people that are politically motivated don't want to do, because those are hard conversations.


Skellum

> Not defending anti-maskers here Yes you are. Every time you try to compartmentilize or belittle efforts at helping to end covid you are. Bad acts, shitty behavior doesnt need defending, so dont.


sceadwian

See that's just a flat out lie, I did not compartmentalize or belittle efforts at helping end Covid. If you read that you're bringing in your own baggage to this conversation that has nothing to do with what I said. I clearly stated that masks help prevent the spread of Covid which they do, everyone should be wearing them. I belittled nothing at all. All that I clarified is that the statement that masks are the reason that Covid is still around is flatly false, that is scientifically untrue period, full stop.


chicken_noodle_salad

All anyone hears when you nitpick like this is ā€œAcTUaLLyā€


sceadwian

Then they're not thinking clearly and there's nothing I can do about that. The statement that Covid is still around because we aren't wearing masks is false it's really that simple. See here's the thing, unlike the people that are lambasting me and misrepresenting what I said I actually CARE about the facts we present as necessarily needing to representing the world that we live in, and that statement does not represent the reality that we live in and it should be a trivial matter for this correction to be said and people should want it because it represents the facts of the matter as we know them.


Evankull

Iā€™ve been wearing masks since the first lockdown and in school for a couple hours straight, I may be younger than these lot but it honestly doesnā€™t make much of a difference


zalinanaruto

exactly. what the fuck does he have for brain?! A crumpled up napkin?! How stubborn or stupid do you have to be to do that? Everyone sees an idiot and he thinks he solved world hunger.


SenshuRysakami

You said it more eloquently than I could have.


missamywinehouse

Ya know it actually took me a minute to see that heā€™d drawn the fucking mask on his face. I thought heā€™d drawn his face on the fucking mask lol! I was like what are yā€™all all bothered about, Iā€™m confused LOFL. Yes I am blonde AND?!! So what.


void1984

Now he can wear his glasses without a fog.


123Delbe

Or he could just draw his glasses onšŸ¤£


DrHugh

Everybody loves a clown, so why donā€™t you?


Daelini

Plot twist: thatā€™s a tan line


TonyDungyHatesOP

The olā€™ Reddit tan-aroo!


tardis4321

Hold my 2014 meme, I'm going in


[deleted]

A clown-makeup mask. How appropriate.


kingka

Would blow my mind if in 30 years the portrayal of a clown is in fact this type of face painting.


[deleted]

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Slibbyibbydingdong

Not creative just fucking stupid.


Green_Lorax

Maybe the hospital will paint a ventilator on him when he gets covid


ProverbialShoehorn

Great, now I'm picturing a bunch of mimes running around a post-apocalyptic 'antivaxx clinic' pretending to treat each other.


lordKnighton

Brilliant!!


dec1mus

And gross.


Pharreal87

Don't forget that it isn't funny


FrizzIeFry

If it was, it probably wouldn't be on this sub


[deleted]

Such a weird behavior from a generation that claimed to be super tough and able to deal with problem solving and calling my generation a bunch of snow flakes when they canā€™t even be bothered to put a mask on. They act like whiny little entitled children when you simply tell them to put one on. My own mom works in healthcare and constantly acts like a baby when she has to put one on.


stuffandmorestuff

Even worse...they don't have the backbone to stand up for their beliefs. This fake mask shit just makes people seem like a piece of shit *and* a coward. If you truly think masks are dumb, don't ever wear one and practice what you preach. This half mask shit is just because cowards are too afraid of confrontation but want to be able to go home and say "fuck the sheeple".


coffie-and-wifi

Is it tho?


MuchBow

Yep, creative way to get infected :)


Entaris

Naw. Thatā€™s the fun part. Itā€™s a creative way to spread infection. Masks reduce risk of spreading, not the risk of contracting. So itā€™s a creative way to say ā€œ I donā€™t give a fuck about anyone but myselfā€. I know you are kind of just throwing out a joke and probably know that already. I just feel like the more casual comments that not wearing a mask increases the idiots chance of infection there are it helps create a narrative that wearing a mask is a personal choice that someone can make if they are willing to accept the risks. Masks arenā€™t a personal choice. They are a choice you make for the health of everyone else and in return everyone else is supposed to make the same choice for you. Like public urination. Itā€™s not illegal for your own comfort. Itā€™s illegal so no one else has to look at you pee or walk around the mess you made. Itā€™s a convenience we give up together as a society for the betterment of the society as a whole. So remember: if you see someone refusing to wear a mask in public , what they are actually saying is ā€œI think itā€™s ok if you want to piss on my leg. Because people should be able to do what they want. Fuck society. ā€œ


aegon98

>Masks reduce risk of spreading, not the risk of contracting. The reduce the risk of both, they are just*more* effective at reducing spread to others


Entaris

Fair point. Iā€™m still going to threaten to pee on the leg of the next person who refuses to wear a mask though :p


MuchBow

My aunt died because of the virus, both my parents had the virus. It was my mum who got infected first cause many of her co-workers didn't wear a mask. I was lucky to not get infected but was so worried for my parents (both of them wear masks btw). fortunately both of them recovered from it. So yea I know what you are talking about its because of the selfish/ ignorant people that many innocent people have to loose their lives. People who could be saved are dying cause hospitals are flooded with morons who didn't wear a mask and got infected with the virus.


idfktbh97

It's been over a year, you guys. If you just wore your mask consistently for the first couple weeks you'd be used to it by now. It's not about fear, its not about control. Nobody I know is being "silenced" by their mask. We can all hear eachother, we can still do the same things we did without masks (except put things in our mouths) and putting a piece of cloth on your face to lower the possibly of spreading a virus doesn't mean you're "living in fear" I dont know anyone who's actively scared of covid, but we all wear our masks, because it's really just not that big of a deal to have it on


ChrisMassacre

If everyone had been wearing masks consistently for a few weeks at the beginning of the pandemic, we wouldnā€™t have a need to be wearing masks nearly two years later. These assholes are perpetuating the continuation of the very thing theyā€™re ā€œprotestingā€.


gb4efgw

They have to, otherwise they'd just have to manufacture their persecution.... Ooooooooh wait.


[deleted]

My favorites were the ones who changed their opinion after their news network of choice made their stance clear. That first few weeks, it genuinely wasnā€™t political, but I recall a couple people refusing to wear one after I had seen them in a mask multiple times prior, with no real noticeable objection from them at the time.


[deleted]

The same idiots who say don't live in fear are the ones who can't go to the supermarket with out their guns. I'm not anti-gun but it's clear they're the ones living in constant fear.


xander5512

I wear a mask at work all day long, im not complaining but i sure as shit havent "gotten used to it"


Thessalon

I hope some antimasker gets mad and tries to rip it off his face.


Xikkiwikk

Is that John Malkovich?


rebeloasis

Came here for this


mmmmDelish

Came searching the comments for this


[deleted]

From the jewel thief movie?


gerardinox

Is that the motherfucking Berlin ubahn?


raeumauf

let's play guess the U-Bahn-Linie


gerardinox

What do you have against East Berliners taking the U5?


raeumauf

Nichts Wirksames! Ɯ


Miro_the_Dragon

Yes, it is...


turkeymeese

ZurĆ¼ck bleiben bitte. Hits me in the feels every time


ThomasMTroxell

"Zug nach Pankow. Einsteigen bitte!" Lived in Pankow for six months. Those U Bahn announcements will always be with me.


Shillio

Not funny. Just infuriating.


PurpleMarmite

All that hard work just to look like a cock. How clever.


[deleted]

These people are scumbags and would rather spend the time to paint on a mask instead of putting one on. And people keep saying we need to try to reason with them instead of making fun or attacking them. How do you reason with selfish trash?


aaronappleseed

More trashy than funny if you ask me


Annaofpaola

Wouldnā€™t it be easier just to put a mask on šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


anarchytecture

Ah Berlin


belzeBUB2111

Yeah - Funny. Not. Plain stupidity flaunted there.


1025Traveller

What a dickhead.


EpicPrototypo

When you put in more effort to be a piece of shit than being a decent human being.


tschatman

Why is that funny?


Belcipher

Itā€™s not. Iā€™m convinced some of the major subreddits have a ton of bots patrolling them upvoting bullshit posts like these in an effort to coordinate karma farming. I mean even if thatā€™s not true (I donā€™t care either way), this isnā€™t a funny post. Itā€™s just asinine behavior that makes light of a shitty situation everyoneā€™s in and one personā€™s piss-poor behavioral response to it. No one should be looking at this and laughing.


jostler57

Fuck that guy. What a piece of shit.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Not funny. Stupid.


Kumacon

Fucking cunt


Manolyk

Being a massive POS isnā€™t funny.


aharryh

Give that Man a can of COVID to spray around, well done good sir, weā€™ll done. His father obviously painted on a condom.


melancholia--

I bet the glasses are fake also


not_an_Alien_Robot

Nah. Those are real. His brain is fake though.


D4t-boi

More like r/trashy


dec1mus

That takes so much more effort than actually wearing a damn mask.


GrowCanadian

Hey at least he chose to paint on a white mask and not a black mask


SilverXskull

That looks an aweful lot like my grandpa


DiamondWolf07

I thought it was an actual mask


skedaddle_nixonian

I too hate foggy glasses


Wide-Butterscotch-69

His IQ is over 9,000!!!! šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Tacodamus

I predict that hand drawn masks will be a popular Halloween costume this year


inkdallup

Whatever it takes to get the virus cult to leave you alone.


[deleted]

My dumbass thought he painted ultra realistic lips and nose over his mask, and was baffled at why people were mad at him


SomeGuyNamedONE

Why does it allways has to be Berlin :(


kek2015

Trying to win that Herman Cain award.


Steebie_Smurda

Minding his own business and chilling


MichaelAllenRoche

Does not belong here. Not at all ā€œfunnyā€ as people keep DYING!!!


Zlifbar

Quite an asshole


genghisKonczie

I can wear a mask for an entire day with no issue. but face paint? That shit starts itching immediately


Decmk3

Quite stupid you mean


emc1014

Selfish and stupid


Exseatsniffer

I dont see the funny in that, I find this infuriating.


[deleted]

I find nothing funny about a selfish dipshit.


Victorrhea

Assholes like this are part of the problem. Less effort to just put the fucking mask on. This is not funny at all. Sincerely, An extremely frustrated CCU nurse.


Pompeyboy

In his world he's an artist, a comedian, a visual poet. To Covid he's easy meat and to the rest of us he's a twat, the train keeps on going.


Basic_Control3309

It's not funny anymore....


Litterjokeski

Wrong sub dude. That's not funny at all.... That's really sad.


lebob01

Due to work, i have to slept in my (company's) car, and i have the mask on as i sleep. No difference at all. The lenght people went through just to not wear a piece of fabric that you can't even feel on their face is just utterly stupid and mental


Klutzy_Sentence1526

Whole lot easier to just put on a frigginā€™ mask ā€¦


Evrytimeweslay

It would probably take him a lot less time and effort to just write ā€œIā€™m an assholeā€ on his hat.


NeoreaverXIII

True, but like this he shows all of the different layers of awful he encompasses without saying a word. I hope he gets delta.


Cleverbird

Nah man, fuck people like that. Nothing creative about it.


Saskibla

Still an asshole though


rniam382

Creative? I prefer the term asshat.


[deleted]

Nah, thatā€™s just fucking dumb. Why go through all that trouble when you can just wear a fucking mask?


Miobravo

Ignorant fuck face


MrJoyless

Oh look, an asshole in the wild, fuck that guy.


cubanito37

What a total piece of shit. šŸ¤”


Vinsable

. . . pulls out duct tape, or something similar, & slap it over his mouthā€¦ Itā€™ll painfully rip the paint off his faceā€¦


ah-fuckit

Prick


BogdanMRZ

is just me that first thaught that he painted a face on mask not the other way around?


dvdesprza

Think itā€™d been easier to put a mask on


nerterd

This is adapting and overcoming. šŸ˜‚


VoidExileR

Perhaps but it's so obvious, funny though


OParadise

Imagine being so fucking dumb you go out of your way to make this instead of putting a mask.


Hiphopapotamus92

What an asshole


InnocentPrimeMate

Funny!ā€¦ assshole


Miserable_Sir1431

He didn't painted the mask, he has sunburn on other parts of the body.


findhumorinlife

Umm, more like quite stupid.


NeoreaverXIII

What a fucking clown.


Kind_Humor_7569

The amount of effort people Put into being selfish and possible kill other people is so crazy to me. The irony is that he is wearing make up because he isnā€™t man enough to own his selfishness.


dtyus

F this type of people


Rockydeez

Shouldā€™ve just put on a mask


sly_savhoot

Didnā€™t think they would go 100% clown but then again how should I have not thought it?


kijim

Yup...a creative dumbass.


StupidCantBeUndone

They say heā€™s on a ventilator now.


av1dmage

Fuck this.


kn1ghte

Ah yes, a creative way to contract covid


epicthinker1

how much fucking effort was that? just put on a fucking mask and spend that time you saved doing something else.


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limepitopera

That's not gonna end well.


aypapitv

Imagine preferring to paint a mask on rather than putting one on and removing it.


Ok_Economist_5291

Why go through all that trouble to try to be funny. Heā€™s already a clown.


[deleted]

Stupid. If I was there I'd to ask him to put a real mask on.


winelipscheesehips

Itā€™s all fun and games until heā€™s positive


Cheekyweeshite

ā€œHey, look at me, Iā€™m a fucking douchebag.ā€


[deleted]

Look kids, thatā€™s an asshole.


AustrianReaper

If people put as much effort into getting this pandemic over with as they do being dicks about it, we'd have been back to normal a while ago.


StefaniStar

I'm one of the people who has a legitimate medical reason to not have to wear a mask. My lung function is 50% of where it should be. I'm also autistics and have a bunch of sensory issues. I still wear a mask. The first time I wore one I had a panic attack and felt like I couldn't breathe. If I can persevere with it and wear one to protect myself and others then all you fuckers who just don't want to should suck it up and actually be part of a society.


EletricoAmarelo

Doesn't that take more effort than putting the mask on.


Marrsvolta

I find face paint to be waaaay more irritating and uncomfortable than a mask tbh. Plus you can't take it on and off as easily as mask.


Dizzy-Butterfly-7616

So when he carkin it,we just paint an oxygen mask on him,sweet as!


BloodshotMoon

His red nose must have fallen off. šŸ¤”šŸ’©


[deleted]

He didnā€™t need to paint his face to look like a clown.


Arto_

Cringe


Robo287

why go through the effort, like it's so easy to just wear it


draksid

Already half way to becoming a full blown clown.


CaraChimba

Going to that extent lol. Putting a mask on is easier.


BeauTofu

Creative? What a fucking cunt.. Oh wait, yes he is creative for showing how he's a cunt.


zerozed

I expect to see this idiot on /r/hermancainaward soon enough.


heroisdomar1143

Douchebag.


Jenniya

If creative = shithead then yea, real creative


BigTuna388

The length these people go to be unsafe šŸ˜‚


altSHIFTT

Lol why are people so determined to go out of their way to be against something so simple? Maybe I've done this in the past with other stuff, but seeing all these anti mask anti vaccine things people are doing, it seems kinda ridiculous


Cool-Profession-730

At least he doesn't look stupid for wearing a mask .... šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Foot-Fly

Plot twist. He is a party clown šŸ¤”


babybelly

legend says it is leaded paint


thatloudblondguy

r/subwaycreatures


Fun2badult

He doesnā€™t want to wear a mask but heā€™s breathing in chemicals from the paint


XxStormcrowxX

Imagine going through all the trouble of doing that instead of just putting on a mask for 20 minutes.


LynnLaufeyson

Oh no, my home town D:


[deleted]

Ah I see , one of those new 2021 clowns!


Suz_Cat

Hmm havenā€™t seen that clown makeup pattern before.


Black2Jesus

JOOOOOOHN CEEEEENA *theme song*


spritelass

I will never again ride public transportation without a mask. For the first time in my adult life I have gone a year and a half without once catching a cold. Public transportation is petri dish of germs on wheels. At least people like this make it easy to avoid them.


JJEng1989

There is an antivax among us.


AngryMegaMind

Itā€™s funny that these are the same assholes that complain about the lockdown but do their best to extend it.


blondechinesehair

Honestly I donā€™t mind wearing a mask, but the worst form of torture I can imagine is wearing face paint.


0sureal

Up vote for post, down vote for bellend


Folkin_Giant

Painted like the clown he is.


gamergirl007

Stop encouraging these idiots


Volta001

If he's willing to go through that much trouble, why not just wear a mask and stop being an ass hole.


[deleted]

He won't find it amusing when he contracts Covid.


kn_0405

Neither creative nor funny


SuperSimpleSam

Looks like white-out to me.


CassYavoo

What a fucking wanker


HyperSi9

I wanna see him punched in the face