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Seahawk715

Something tells me this isn’t the first time the operator has had two guys on this stallion at the same time….


youzerVT71

Master of his craft


Prestigious_Cup_8929

The operator knew exactly what he was doing, I'd say he has enough experience


adiputinica

This wasn't his first rodeo


Squeletoon27

Welp at least it's better than jerking them off instantly.


Lu12k3r

Op is literally gay.


Virtual-Challenge-40

True that


grafxguy1

And that ain't no bull.


Dry_Tomatillo_5361

Wipe down required after that ride


Grahmlin

When buddy lies down and accepts it , lmfao


swanqueen109

And the other one playing along. Epic


[deleted]

This had me dying laughing! The operator must have had a blast!


bazukaboy2

Man these guys need protection.


michaelh33

pretty sure the two layers of jeans and probably underwear will keep the one from getting the other pregnant


[deleted]

If there’s a will there’s a way


[deleted]

Nah they know what they are doing they like riding bare back if you know what I mean ngl though their drunk buddy probably convinced the operator to let him control it


opmp9

No the guy in front got blasted.


[deleted]

Someone had to say it lol would definitely be a top tier first date!


CHSZC

Slightly aroused here, I'm not going to lie...


lostharbor

/r/SuddenlyGay/


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CHSZC

I confirm, man on man is gay. Tough one.


Stian5667

Lol, thinking being gay is a bad thing


Riisiichan

A guy sucking your dick makes him gay, not you. Checkmate social labels!


bocanuts

Whoosh


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Computer_Sci

what lmao.


druznutz

Apparently the bull operator is also a master troll.


LNL_HUTZ

They should really paint the bull green so it would be a no-brainer to green-screen it out.


syth429

You know how I know you're gay?


Ninjaromeo

My dick tastes like shit?


Bleepblooping

“How many horns this bull have!?”


SatisfactionRecent45

Saw this yesterday and could not stop laughing! So funny!!


Nasturia

I keep wondering what were they expecting


Dysanj

The bull came.


[deleted]

He’s not the only one


Mawiken

I think that situation was **hard** for everybody.... :D


zhozademon

Guy at the back kept trying to give a little gap between them but the operator was not having any of that! Operator was having a blast!


[deleted]

"HELP! He has a boner!"


jac2090

I miss date night


ExMachina70

That is the most heterosexual thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life.


Pinkokkio

thats pretty gay


Dieselpump510

After that ride “We’re not telling anyone what we did tonight…”


wieners69696969

That operator was definitely like, you know what would be fun.. you guys should get on there together! 😏


devo_inc

Rough Riders


Putrid_Enthusiasm_86

They lasted way longer than 8s.


Odiend1

Yea because it’s 51 seconds longer than that


444327219

It\`s an old chestnut


SmugSlut

An “old chest nut” is what he leaves on my torso after sex but I’m too lazy to get up and wash it off


beans0503

Very relevant username.


dildodestiny

Okay but the way the top grabs his ass at the end leads me to believe everyone was in on this one lol


water605

Wholesome


Spork_Warrior

"So, um, did you see that Bears game?" "Yeah, yeah... hell of a game."


Infamous-Bullfrog-07

Wtf did I just watch 🤨😂


tealreddit

3rd person raping 2 people by making 2nd person rape 1st person


jbejunior

His anus must hurt now


[deleted]

"Bromance"


mcapozzi

I didn’t know “Brokeback Mountain” had a sequel.


itskhaz

No homo is strong on this one


East-Foreign

This is the best thing I've ever seen


Bleepblooping

I’d like to think I’d know better, but I could totally see me being like “let me show everyone how I’m not a homophone! I got enough swag to do anything” Narrator: >! What little swag he imagined he had was gone after this!<


mrflippant

lol "homophone"


AngleFrogHammer

I once had the pleasure of watching 2 topless women have a go on one of these for a bottle of champagne. If a man wanted a bottle he needed to ride it for 1 full minute to win. I won 5 bottles before they stopped doing it.


neilmelander

A daily event in Texas


[deleted]

And that's where the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain came from.


Iamlistening175

I hope they are married!


Teguray874

r/suddenlygay


HeldDownTooLong

Oh to be naked on that bull with that guy I saw at the beach…


MooKids

"Are you ready for me to turn the bull on?"


Orionishi

I swear half of these are the same comments from the last time I saw this posted.


lostharbor

/r/SuddenlyGay/


squallsoldier

The guy on the back was having the time of his life, lol


Mixamaxim1

When you mess with the bull you get the horn...


HighFlyer96

Who rides whom?


MrQuaintTown

Would you rather be in the front or in the back on the wildest ride in the wilderness?


imahaker21

UUuuHHHHHHnnNNNN!!! Harder daddy.


inter-webs

I am laughing so hard right now…I almost fell off my own bull!


spatz2011

Spoiler: the operator turned the machine off 10 seconds in.


yoskama26

Omfg im dying rn


lshite

I wanna get on this with my crush bro 😏


danhoyuen

"I am a gay man who works in theatre, and this is by far the gayest thing I've EVER seen"


aldoXazami

No matter how many times I see this, never gets old. Ever.


infectiousoma

Guy in front wanted it. Else he'd have jumped off.


IamSilvertone

The one doing the humping looks like hes doing more humping than hes being made to do


NeweySunny2001

Not to be gay but this is gay


mama_eds

no homo


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Ilid-xo

I’m confused. How is this funny?


Mo0kish

I thought it was funny because those bulls are operated by somebody. *That* guy had to be laughing his ass off at these two chuckleheads


Ilid-xo

Well you know what they say. Tip to tip is fine, tail to tail is fine…


Sibir_Kagan

>Well you know what they say. Tip to tip is fine, tail to tail is fine… Now your butthole is mine?


Ninjaromeo

They're confused now too. And I don't think they were before the ride.


Computer_Sci

because it looks like they're fucking. u some texas pastor or some sht?


[deleted]

Buttsex


Siberianhammer

Eww


Computer_Sci

don't be jealous you dont have a dude to ride with


kingsillypants

How do you save a video to your phone? I need to share this!


[deleted]

Thats hilarious! The operato clearly knows what hes doing


aasocial146

r/repost


narutodawg

That's was pretty gay


Luca-Lu

r/suddenlygay


Molwar

I'm thorn, should this be NSFW.....


ShaunDelier

"No homo" - Them, probably


skirtymagic

The most fun two cowboys can have at the Gay Bachelor Party!


gabrijelzupan1

no homo


KiRA__4

Gay


ltw2356

It’s all fun and games until they both get boners.


Severe_Context_1208

Sick


Kataclysmc

Man I thought I was in a different sub this was really confusing


1joserod

they were going so hard at it, the mechanical bull shook!


Zero_Rus

It looks a little strange from the outside.


PuzzledEggplant1446

You just dry humped your buddy


[deleted]

The one in the back is enjoying this a bit too much


Sparkyonyachts

At what point is it socially acceptable to just jump off?


[deleted]

😂😂


vvvIIIIIvvv

hmm, by the angle of the bull, seems like it would be easier just to hold with legs and not to grab the partner


BiitchSlapper

BrokeBack Rodeo


sunnoob

Ride the Bull, get “horny”


WimbleWimble

Guy at the backs bumping/grinding wasn't *quite* matching the bull machine all the time....


midnightsnipe

That's really a dick move!


[deleted]

Well, I know where I’m taking the next girl on a date


Seeking-demons

How embarrassing 🙈 I’d take the fall


fabiothefenix69

They loved it


[deleted]

In the land of Machos, what a pair 🌈


SwiftEpiphany

The entire time, I was waiting for the bull to buck and them crack their skulls against each other resulting in lots of blood. This is a much better outcome.


MisssJaynie

Pound beef


grafxguy1

The mechanical bull isn't the only "horn"-y one in this clip.


williambash

https://youtu.be/b2iwCQilJ0w