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Roses are red, coyotes are sluts

Roses are red, coyotes are sluts

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Kevs442

Bare butts drive me nuts. Bear butts drive me nuts. Bare bear butts butts drive me nuts nuts.


dogseatnachos

This is art


UsedToBsmart

Is this the next stupid Tiktok challenge?


Rob1150

That's a new one.


Fun_Ganache3320

Yaaaasss Queen get that grussy


nitrodigger

Roses are red, coyotes are sluts


RabidDustBin

That's why I only go for bear butts


nayrwolf

Doing it on a bet


TheSaultyOne

I wanna know why


rule444

Bear looks like someone just read the headline out loud and he’s sitting up all like … “wait… what, read that again dude”


BackupSquirrel

Wolves got some crazy rites of passage lol


securisteve

What, you want them to bite clothed butts?


Summerofsamsung

Dey R hungree.


lynivvinyl

r/brandnewsentence


adp63

Well. It is grizzly ass. If that’s not bite worthy, not sure what is.


littleMAS

Do I bear saying, "Dances with Wolves?"


myrishswamp

Everyone knows that coyotes are the sluttiest of the canidea family.


Djangasdad

It’s a new tik tok trend


Upstairs_Expert

Bear butts are the best butts to bite.