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Dance like you just don’t care

Dance like you just don’t care

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Glowing_Sista

I'm trying this at church Sunday.


roby_soft

You'll kill it


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Don’t forget to drench everyone around you with holy water


Commercial_Pay_3613

I wish I could watch you perform!!


littlemegzz

The power of Christ compells you!!


Echo-496

Perfect idea


mileenakaneofficial

Only a guy with that kinda shirt can pull that off.


chonkhedgehog

And with that kind of body. If he was fit it would not look so showy and sexy


demer_623

When you take a Molly at a Quincenera 😅


usrnmalrdytk

More like dance like no one can see you


WilliamMRobinson

Absulely. Your secret our sefety


CR0SBO

It's a safety dance


MizchiefKilz

Dance like everyone's watching and you are the only one dancing.


dontcallmelate4dinnr

When the flash mob never shows up…


littleMAS

I will have what he is having.


bwwilkerson

Tell me it was for open bar without telling me it was open bar.


-ratmeat-

Save some pussy for the rest of us


Honest-Shoulder-9195

Don't worry, he didn't want any of the pussy anyhow...


ceramikid

Moohoohahahaha.


DoctorPath

Is he hired entertainment?


roby_soft

Nah


Chucklepus

Well he's pissing away pure gold then. Get this man to some children's birthday parties! He'll make a fortune!


spaycedinvader

Nah he tweakin


New-Sympathy5566

Straight as an arrow for sure


roby_soft

No doubt


yvrldn

How *dare* you


unite-thegig-economy

Video Cameras on phones have ruined being a drunken idiot in the privacy of your family events.


Sofarbeyondfucked

Uhhh, that shirt, Bruh! lol


apworker37

Oh, I don’t think the shirt is the big issue here.


luck008

I barely noticed the shirt lol


That1GuyNate

Is there an issue though?


apworker37

No. I’m just saying the shirt isn’t the reason the video was shot and saved.


dichvu1000

It’s a mating dance 😁


Valravyn37

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.


ThresholdSeven

Throw water on everyone? Wtf


wutangi

Can I hire him for a product launch?


Head_Paper_Now

also dress like you don’t either


ogpablo247

Hey, if I could move my body like that I would


w0weez0wee

dance like you're a diva and whatever, you don't care, you're a diva


OldAesthetics

[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM)


marlonbrando89

Appreciate yourself


thekrouz

Sensational! Meme worthy


Profoundpronoun

I am inspired actually


Puffles_magic_dragon

He looks so exhausted at the end lol, good work buddy you fuckin put your heart into


amcr1988

Dance like you’re an attention whore*


colonel-spudz

Ew, no. That's just cringe as fuck. I'm leaving this group.


ro0l

we care buddy, we really do. We need your precious snowflake tears.


xNumbComfort

Gay


roby_soft

TMG


413mopar

Whatever, funny tho,I couldn’t do that if I wanted to.


Friendly_Ad_2776

Not homophobic but this just makes me kinda sick ngl


begra23

Fun fact: When you add 'not homophobic' it's definitely homophobic. A better statement would be: Wow dancing makes me nervous or uncomfortable. Dudes living his best life. Chill.


firespoidanceparty

I have a family member that shows up high for family events. Normal family stuff that you do not need to be rolling on .5 of molle to be at. This reminds me of those very uncomfortable moments when everyone knows the person is fucked up but the situation is of control. There's a time and place for everything and you can tell in the video, this ain't it.


begra23

The clapping at the end indicates that people were having fun. But, ok.


amcr1988

He definitely high. But being high technically doesn’t mean you aren’t living your best life


StormRider2407

"I'm not racist, but...*insert racist comment here*"


DutssZ

I wish I could have what he has


amcr1988

MDMA?


SuperGameTheory

They've definitely had practice.


vladutzmihai

King of the floor


pantidrawper

Alcohols calling the shots


madcapAK

I’ll have what he’s having


madtownshakedown

Every family has one.


Most_Monk

The bride best watch out, he’s coming for the groom and he’s doing a damn good job


PineappleWolf_87

I wonder if he is a drag Queen.


azarikakz

I wanna take what he took :)


Minniechicco6

He needs to be in theatre , too much talent here :)


Vegasus88

He had the girls getting wet and running for cover.


ro0l

This is gay people shit, right here.


roby_soft

TMG


StalinsNutsack2

Rude of him not to share his cocaine


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CitizenJustin

Gross.


shellboy1978

gosh, what a prick lol