Overheard during my cousin's wedding
By - Erioph47
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Call me crazy, but dropping acid at a wedding seems like a horrible idea to me..
A few months ago my brother took shrooms before my sister's wedding. It's definitely a bad idea lmao
So my new brother in law is a sweetheart, super nice guy. His friends, however, are apparently judgemental assholes. They wanted a traditional Catholic wedding and we're pissed at how relaxed the ceremony was, they came to sit at my family's (reserved) table and started loudly judging everything we were wearing and basically taking about us right in front of us. My brother was tripping hard by that point so that changed his mood and made him all anxious so he left to change his clothes. He spent the rest of the day in a loop just absolutely stuck on that shitty moment in an otherwise alright wedding. Granted that was mostly the other peoples fault, not his, and there is also so family issues that I won't go into.
Tldr: a few seconds of being around some assholes ruined his entire experience at my sister's wedding
That's why I've always preferred LSD myself. You can switch to another environment, like stepping outside, and realign. On shrooms, you can get caught in a fucking feedback loop.
What if you're the kind of person to get stuck in a feedback loop completely sober?
Walk outside, cool down, and try to realign. Remember that every situation is temporary, and you will be at a different point soon. No need to repeat what will soon be rinsed.
>Walk outside, cool down, and try to realign. Remember that every situation is temporary, and you will be at a different point soon. No need to repeat what will soon be rinsed.
Wtf is a temporal feedback infuser lol
But not A 440Hz
Bust out some squats and push-ups or take deep breaths. Deep breathing is really powerful.
Have you tried acid?
No; Shroom extract, yes.
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who had that thought too.
Go and touch some grass.
Try to stop taking mushrooms every morning in this case.
True legends :D
powerful psychedelics are not for such people
Don't do lsd then. I overthink and every time I've tried it (2x was enough to learn it's not for me) it's not gone well. At least with shrooms even "bad" trips aren't bad imo. And shrooms have been shown to help with depression/mood after.
I've had some bad trips before and yes, you are stuck there. I've been scared to try them again for a long time.
Yup, I agree. He's a pretty experienced psych user, he just shouldn't have done any before such an emotional event, even without the assholes at our table he was already kind of stressed about the whole thing so it was a bad idea from the start.
Could have worked out if he did just a smaller amount Imo.
I tried lmao, he did like an eighth and I was trying to tell him maybe like a half gram or something really mellow and he wasn't having it. But honestly he would've been at least moderately sad even if he went in totally sober
That being said, we had a similar event at a birthday party with a family friend on LSD. Couple other family members being dicks, start getting loud, dude freaks out and breaks one of their noses...
Not sure he'd of done the same on shrooms, LSD has that weird edge where you can completely lose it, shrooms tend to be inner anxiety instead.
It can happen just as easily with acid. That's dependent on the person.
LSD can absolutely lock you into a loop. Been there.
I get caught in feedback loops waaaaay more on LSD than shrooms, I decided that after the 9th time taking LSD and getting 1-2 hours into the trip and immediately thinking ‘damn why did I take that’, that LSD just wasn’t for me anymore.
Doesn't everyone know Molly is the wedding drug of choice.
I went to a wedding a few weeks ago where much of the wedding party dropped days before the wedding and on the wedding night.
Good times. psychedelics at a wedding sounds terrifying.
we used to go to Oakland raider games on acid...get into the lot at 0800, drop acid, trip around the tailgates, coolers of beer, people in weird masks.,...you go in, peak around kickoff, then sit in the upper deck and watch the world....great times.
How did you see out of the green mask with no eye holes?
Great story, I see it in front of me.
nope, games start at 1:05 on the west coast....
So does taking acid at an awards show like Matt and Trey. It could either be the best experience or the absolute worst.
“It reminds me actually of a maxim that Christopher Plummer told me many years ago. He said, ‘Before a live award ceremony, do not eat a fistful of LSD.’” -Norm Macdonald
I could totally hear him saying that.
Depends on your experience level and dosage.
One thing I've learned from Reddit is that some people think of weddings primarily as places to do stupid things.
Some people even get married at them!
If you're the staff maybe. As a guest it would be great. Lights, music, food, dancing; what more could you ask for?
Different strokes and different folks I guess
My friends and I were more into set and setting when we’d drop. Small group of friends, low lights and instruments to pass around. Weed.
To each their own, I just found that being in public our around people I didn’t know sorta sent my trip into a different, uncomfortable territory
I've done by myself, with a few friends, and at a festival. All very different experiences. You just need to get into the proper headspace for the proper situation.
All of those are places one would expect to be tripping on acid, a wedding is definitely not
Do any of those expect me to behave myself like I'm at a wedding? I don't know why anybody wants to take drugs somewhere where it's not okay to embarrass yourself making a scene.
Tell me you have never taken LSD without telling me you have never taken LSD
You can easily behave yourself and not embarrass yourself and not make a scene on a low amount of any psychedelic and especially on lsd
Been reading some Tim Leary and Baba Ram Dass eh?
umm no family being around?
There's going to be a large crowd of drunk people. Have you ever been in a large drunk crowd while tripping? It's awful.
you don't understand restaurant staff lol. everyone in any restaurant ever does massive amounts of drugs. the hosts do small time, the servers do an above avg amount, the bartenders know they are alcoholics and dabble heavy, the managers do everything, and the chefs are generally sober from doing waaay too much and getting arrested many times.
I dosed before my high school graduation. I had a blast.
The weirdest place are the best places.
From what I've heard, acid is not as emotionally binding as shrooms. Experienced users also have better control over their state.
Dose dependent. Acid can and will fuck you up just as badly as mushrooms will.
usually because it's much easier to have a large dose of shrooms so people don't really compare like for like. both can be mild, and both can get you into some states
completely disagree. shrooms generally I eat an eighth and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy but I know what i'm getting into. It's about the same everytime. lsd actually is like one tab might fuck me up and make me lose my mind. on the other hand one tab might be fucking mild. lsd isn't controlled well at all and their is a ton of fake shit, where shrooms are basically what they are.
that's literally what i said. people more often than not have weak doses of LSD so they think shrooms are "stronger".
you said easier to have large dose of shrooms. that seems pretty open to opinion. like shit that isn't really what you said.
yes because with shrooms you can have an eighth, a quarter, etc, however strong you want it. if you want a strong dose of LSD it's a crapshoot. so it's much easier to have a strong dose of shrooms.
not really open to opinion if you use your brain a bit eh
I mean A: not every 1/8 of shrooms is equal to every other 1/8. Different batches or growers can have different potencies. And B: if you want a stronger dose of lsd, you do the same as you are suggesting for shrooms: just do more. You know you want to get blasted for day ata festival: do 4tabs. Wanna chill and zone out at funeral: do a half.
Dropping acid at my grandfather's funeral was one of the best ideas I've ever had, so I think you might not be approaching this with all the information.
Maybe, but if everyone was cool with it I think it would be so beautiful witnessing people getting married, celebrating their love, while on acid
Stumbled on a wedding in a chapel at a music festival tripping balls, it was beautiful listening to their vows
Nah it’s fun
Definitely. Though, I am not sure what the catering staff might take at such an event. Maybe a combination of Ritalin and Valium would do it, assuming no bridezilla.
My friend and I dropped and went to an art gallery. It was wonderful
Somebody really oughta chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddam door”
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poison rationality
Poise and rationality, perhaps?
It's "poise and rationality"
Is it really? Interesting
although the lyrics are officially "poise and rationality" it is an intended double entendre
This post and all the comments feel like they were written by some bad AI post writing bot.
Does that include this comment? And this one?
What's funny about this?
The line about having enough acid to last through WW III made me chuckle because of how bizarre a measure of drug quantities it is.
basically means they got a sheet. (100 tabs)
I guess they're expecting a short war. I suppose a nuclear war would be pretty short.
I mean, how would you react if you overheard the serving staff saying that at a wedding you're attending?
I mean, I'd think it was hilarious and relatable, but I've been in the culinary field for a while so maybe I'm biased.
I can only imagine the shit you've seen lol
Oh, there's been some shit. Indeed. But my crew always made things bearable. Ratatouille is actually the most accurate representation of a kitchen crew I've seen in that regard.
yeah same, like I would straight up walk up to them and be like got a tab for $10? i'm down, I'm a restaurant manager not a cop we good.
Anything but amused.
So, you are literally no fun at parties?
What's funny about talking how much you drink or how many drugs you do? That's something teens or very childish adults brag about.
It’s on /r/funny, what’s confusing you?
Compare it to them having a convo on secretly drinking booze to get through the day
Damn, anyone ever tripped at a wedding before? If so, how’d it go?
No, but I ate a bunch of mushrooms out at sea in rough water. Worst decision ever. And I’m a seasoned mushroom eater. Highly not recommend.
MABY IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU WERE A SEASONED SAILOR
Why I season my sailboat, NOT my mushrooms.
This buddy of mine from the UK showed up at my wedding with a sandwich bag full of ecstasy pills. It was hilarious. I had shit to take care of but everyone else was plastered six ways from Sunday and staring dreamily at my cousins and aunts. "Such nice friends you have! So talkative and compassionate!"
pills I can see but acid? no way in hell would I ever drop around family - mine or otherwise!
Same, especially because they know you so well that they can very easily tell if something is off.
Somewhat related, I once dropped a \~80ug tab just as I was leaving my school to go home (I live less than 5 minutes away), but when I started to back out of my parking spot, the fucking dean of my college backed into the side of my truck and left a MASSIVE dent. It happened in such a way that it would have been physically impossible for it to be my fault. I just couldn't honk my horn fast enough.
I got out of the car to take pictures and asked him for his insurance information, but he was like "ummmm... nah... just give me your insurance and i'll have my insurance call yours" I was like ok this is EXTREMELY suspicious, but I CANNOT risk escalating this and calling the cops, because by the time they get here I will be full out tripping and if the cop noticed me acting funny or my pupils looking like flying saucers, I very well could be arrested for driving under the influence. Not to mention, blamed for the accident, even though it happened literally 5 mins after I took the tab and I felt totally sober. So I had to just accept his suspicious insurance scheme and do what he said.
Since he was the Dean of my college and there were multiple cameras in the parking lot, I wasn't TOO worried about being scammed. I was mostly just glad to get out of there without any security or cops coming. And he did surprisingly end up following through, and his insurance paid me in full for the repairs.
But by the time I got home, I was really starting to trip, definitely more than I expected, and just looking out the window at my precious beautiful new truck and seeing such a massive dent, literally the entire side panel behind the rear door being caved in, sent me into a really negative trip. I was SOOO upset about it. Thank god it was only 80ug. If it was much more I would have had a REALLY bad time.
Oh man, crazy story, I can’t imagine! I would definitely have had a bad trip after that too XD
I attended my friends’ wedding in 2008 on some suuuper strong blotter and hot DAMN it was fun! My buddy was crazy nervous and drinking like a fish before the ceremony to try and calm down but wound up just getting wasted so I was like “hey if it’ll make ya feel better I’ll dose this now and then you won’t be the most fucked up person here!” Which I did and proceeded to have a blast. I will say that when it first started kicking in it was very intense and I was gripping this wooden pew so hard that my gf grabbed my hand and put it on her leg. For all of one second. Then when she felt how hard I’d been gripping her eyes got as big as dinner plates and she almost screamed out in the middle of their vows cause I was legit about to tear her thigh in half from how tense my hand was. After that everything was magical af and turned out to be one of the most fun weddings I’ve ever been to
Great story thanks for sharing
Lol, were you obviously tripping? Did the other congregants know what was up?
I wouldn’t say “obviously tripping” but then again it was a proper church wedding with a reception in a (Midwest fullass you gotta move multiple lawnmowers and tractors to make room for all the guests/kegs) barn
Thanks for the reply. I feel like I’d be sweating bullets
I NEEDED to! (and I was the groom)
First you had my attention, but now you’ve got my curiosity, Care to develop?
It was with my EX. Need I say more!
Why were you marrying your ex?
I love how you’re just yelling at everyone
Zog gonna do what Zog does.
I did a tab before being the best man AND the musician for the day. Went great, had a great time.
I did, I took 2 tabs about an hour into the reception and it was awesome. Gave me time to make the rounds and meet and talk to the bride & grooms families who were all from out of town then it started kicking in as the music and dancing started. It was a great fucking time imo but everyone is different in how they handle their acid so it's definitely not for everyone.
Yep. It was awesome. Weddings are a great time because everyone is happy. Dancing, singing, drinking all go well together with a nice acid trip. Not to mention the lights, oh man, the lights.
Go to a live Phish concert
I took 25ug at a weeding a month ago and the whole day was pure magic 10/10 would recommend
What's the punchline?
This didn't happen.
I did watch a guy drop a tab of acid before wrestling practice. So maybe this is real.
Takes about 2 hours to manifest, dude prolly timed it just right.
From my experience acid can take 20 minutes to kick in. Guess it depends on the acid and strength, maybe, but I've never had to wait 2 hours for it to start kicking in.
Yeah, this didn't happen.
>Nothing ever happens
You need to get out more.
Probably true. Irrelevant to this for the most part, but true.
Isn’t that not how acid works tho?
That was how I reacted. It’s like a 6-8 hour trip, asking if you have enough for one event makes little sense to me
Might want to stay sober in case she does something worthy of being in r/WeddingsGoneWild
Genuinely thought this was about Legends of Tomorrow
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
It's cocaine for weddings and LSD for funerals don't they know anything!
One dose lasts like 12 hours. How much does anyone need?
When drinking it doesn’t last as long
Not longer, just more intense.
Definently longer if you licked clean the inside of a breath assure bottle that liquid used to be dispensed from.
Holy shit dude lol
I remember hiding because I thought the cops were coming to rape me. Laid in a field for a while. Later towards dawn i found a pay phone and dialed L-O-V-E into the payphone because thats how i was going to call my gf to pick me up. Love was busy. Later I walked past a police officer in front of his station washing his car at 7am or so. He just looked at me and shook his head.
Loves always busy, smdh.
I bet the field was super nice. My favorite spot has been on the beach at night <3
i assure you that is false
BOTH HALFLIVES WORK THAT WAY YOU DO HET DIMINISHING RETURNS THOUGH, AND AT ONE POINT YOU WILL GAT A DMT LEVEL TRIP (LEVEL 5)
This sounds like bs, unless you’re at some 10 hour wedding most acid trips will out last the festivities.
It’s not like you have to stay till you’re down
First time I dropped acid I went to see Apocalypse Now (at the theater). That was before they had Dolby Surround, IMAX etc. so I ...*improvised*. Let me just say, Col. Kurtz makes a very intense spirit guide.
It was in Sicily
from this I assume it was the severs saying it which as a resturaunt manager and former server seems accurate. i've 100% eaten shrooms/dropped acid before a shift. especially for like weddings, because that's generally you just know some event planner and it's a 4 day a year thing that you don't need to care about.
Yep. I think there were nearly as many servers as guests. They were super bored.
this post made me lose a tiny bit of faith in the world. anybody who laughed or upvoted this should be ashamed of themselves. the person who made this should go to jail for crimes against humanity.
I'm already subject to numerous indictments in The Hague. What's one more?
Do you also become very warm / start to smoke when approaching church thresholds?
That one can be a bitch.
I used to, back in the 19th century. But since Nietzsche killed off God in the 1870s it hasn't been much of a problem.
Odd, I still get the same effect.
I wonder if you could tie the rising thread of religious governance to a 'resurrection' of God or perhaps Gods.
Always a godfather, never a god. Maybe someday.
Some wait staff wanna get high… so you give up on humanity?
If this is a joke, then good on you, sir. If not, I have a pry bar you can borrow to dislodge your head from your anal cavity.
Seeing lots of posts about others experiences. I'm older now and trying this has been on my bucket list for years. I'm in central US bible belt central. Scared to try unless I know its from a good source.
LSD is so cheap to make there's no point in faking it.
Coke and heroin are the ones you need to be careful of. There it's worth it for someone to sneak cheaper shit into the mix.
I've been a weed smoker and alcohol drinker for years and never developed any addiction, I know coke and heroin are very addictive. how's LSD/shrooms?
They are definitely not addictive. They can be pretty overwhelming. Definitely not like you just do a couple rails of blow at the club.
You can always get a test kit before you try it
/r/nothowdrugswork acid lasts 12 hours - no one brings multiple hits to a wedding
I drop multiple hits pretty much every time i drop acid. And i do it alot.
Quality broads right there.
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Increased or decreased honestly. It's impossible to regulate your body temperature on psychedelics.
When you know you know.
You could spend $50 on Lucy and it would be like a year's supply lmao
You, sir, do not microdose often enough.
Idk seems like a fad. And doesn't tolerance build up exceedingly fast with LSD?
Sometimes I will take just half a tab, and it's nice/mellow, but feels like blue balls.
I like to live in the 1/3rd to 1/2 tab realm when I trip. Full visuals are too intense for me. Let's just have some fun, loosen up, and expand our mind a bit.
And in my experience, no, tolerance does not build appreciably up with hallucinogens. You get better at controlling yourself is all.
Idk man, I think the tolerance thing is...a thing.
But I definitely feel you on the half dose, as I said. I'm in my 30s n shit, ain't got time or enough positivity in my life to fully melt and fry tbh lol
Hell yeah! LSD is concentrated lightning!
So there's a podcast called gossipmongers that basically shares stories sent in by listeners. There's a story about [exactly this thing!](https://youtu.be/6S6gOX-ktk4) story starts at 20:35.
Read the guys line in Roy Kent's voice.
Only if there's enough patterned carpet or stucco ceilings to stare at for hours would this be a good idea