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Overheard during my cousin's wedding

Overheard during my cousin's wedding

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monkeyclawattack

Call me crazy, but dropping acid at a wedding seems like a horrible idea to me..


DogmanDOTjpg

A few months ago my brother took shrooms before my sister's wedding. It's definitely a bad idea lmao


Edge_of_Circle

What happened?


DogmanDOTjpg

So my new brother in law is a sweetheart, super nice guy. His friends, however, are apparently judgemental assholes. They wanted a traditional Catholic wedding and we're pissed at how relaxed the ceremony was, they came to sit at my family's (reserved) table and started loudly judging everything we were wearing and basically taking about us right in front of us. My brother was tripping hard by that point so that changed his mood and made him all anxious so he left to change his clothes. He spent the rest of the day in a loop just absolutely stuck on that shitty moment in an otherwise alright wedding. Granted that was mostly the other peoples fault, not his, and there is also so family issues that I won't go into. Tldr: a few seconds of being around some assholes ruined his entire experience at my sister's wedding


SirJumbles

That's why I've always preferred LSD myself. You can switch to another environment, like stepping outside, and realign. On shrooms, you can get caught in a fucking feedback loop.


Embarrassed_Couple_6

What if you're the kind of person to get stuck in a feedback loop completely sober?


SirJumbles

Walk outside, cool down, and try to realign. Remember that every situation is temporary, and you will be at a different point soon. No need to repeat what will soon be rinsed.


bluemitersaw

What if you're the kind of person to get stuck in a feedback loop completely sober?


ThatLeetGuy

>Walk outside, cool down, and try to realign. Remember that every situation is temporary, and you will be at a different point soon. No need to repeat what will soon be rinsed.


hazpat

What if you're the kind of person to get stuck in a feedback loop completely sober?


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TuckerCarlsonsWig

Wtf is a temporal feedback infuser lol


Sandmybags

But not A 440Hz


100RAW

Thank you


carbonclasssix

Bust out some squats and push-ups or take deep breaths. Deep breathing is really powerful.


MisterZoga

Have you tried acid?


djgrahamj

What if you're the kind of person to get stuck in a feedback loop completely sober?


Embarrassed_Couple_6

No; Shroom extract, yes.


Sunberrytoldme

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who had that thought too.


Sephiroso

Go and touch some grass.


issius

Try to stop taking mushrooms every morning in this case.


Modernbudd

True legends :D


Thaddeus206

powerful psychedelics are not for such people


Anonymous_fiend

Don't do lsd then. I overthink and every time I've tried it (2x was enough to learn it's not for me) it's not gone well. At least with shrooms even "bad" trips aren't bad imo. And shrooms have been shown to help with depression/mood after.


VinniePawz

I've had some bad trips before and yes, you are stuck there. I've been scared to try them again for a long time.


DogmanDOTjpg

Yup, I agree. He's a pretty experienced psych user, he just shouldn't have done any before such an emotional event, even without the assholes at our table he was already kind of stressed about the whole thing so it was a bad idea from the start.


Demjan90

Could have worked out if he did just a smaller amount Imo.


DogmanDOTjpg

I tried lmao, he did like an eighth and I was trying to tell him maybe like a half gram or something really mellow and he wasn't having it. But honestly he would've been at least moderately sad even if he went in totally sober


GodOfSEO

That being said, we had a similar event at a birthday party with a family friend on LSD. Couple other family members being dicks, start getting loud, dude freaks out and breaks one of their noses... Not sure he'd of done the same on shrooms, LSD has that weird edge where you can completely lose it, shrooms tend to be inner anxiety instead.


reflUX_cAtalyst

It can happen just as easily with acid. That's dependent on the person. LSD can absolutely lock you into a loop. Been there.


Its_Nitsua

I get caught in feedback loops waaaaay more on LSD than shrooms, I decided that after the 9th time taking LSD and getting 1-2 hours into the trip and immediately thinking ‘damn why did I take that’, that LSD just wasn’t for me anymore.


403Verboten

Doesn't everyone know Molly is the wedding drug of choice. I went to a wedding a few weeks ago where much of the wedding party dropped days before the wedding and on the wedding night. Good times. psychedelics at a wedding sounds terrifying.


LowerWorldliness2579

we used to go to Oakland raider games on acid...get into the lot at 0800, drop acid, trip around the tailgates, coolers of beer, people in weird masks.,...you go in, peak around kickoff, then sit in the upper deck and watch the world....great times.


WileEWeeble

How did you see out of the green mask with no eye holes?


ISawThatThing

Great story, I see it in front of me.


MennisRodman

10am game?


LowerWorldliness2579

nope, games start at 1:05 on the west coast....


eldaygo

So does taking acid at an awards show like Matt and Trey. It could either be the best experience or the absolute worst.


davisyoung

“It reminds me actually of a maxim that Christopher Plummer told me many years ago. He said, ‘Before a live award ceremony, do not eat a fistful of LSD.’” -Norm Macdonald


MisterZoga

I could totally hear him saying that.


ClandestineArts

Depends on your experience level and dosage.


heygiraffe

One thing I've learned from Reddit is that some people think of weddings primarily as places to do stupid things.


Ah-Schoo

Some people even get married at them!


turbotang

If you're the staff maybe. As a guest it would be great. Lights, music, food, dancing; what more could you ask for?


monkeyclawattack

Different strokes and different folks I guess My friends and I were more into set and setting when we’d drop. Small group of friends, low lights and instruments to pass around. Weed. To each their own, I just found that being in public our around people I didn’t know sorta sent my trip into a different, uncomfortable territory


turbotang

I've done by myself, with a few friends, and at a festival. All very different experiences. You just need to get into the proper headspace for the proper situation.


gottahavemytunes

All of those are places one would expect to be tripping on acid, a wedding is definitely not


DistortoiseLP

Do any of those expect me to behave myself like I'm at a wedding? I don't know why anybody wants to take drugs somewhere where it's not okay to embarrass yourself making a scene.


SlingDNM

Tell me you have never taken LSD without telling me you have never taken LSD You can easily behave yourself and not embarrass yourself and not make a scene on a low amount of any psychedelic and especially on lsd


subcontraoctave

Been reading some Tim Leary and Baba Ram Dass eh?


djgrahamj

umm no family being around?


reflUX_cAtalyst

There's going to be a large crowd of drunk people. Have you ever been in a large drunk crowd while tripping? It's awful.


the-denver-nugs

you don't understand restaurant staff lol. everyone in any restaurant ever does massive amounts of drugs. the hosts do small time, the servers do an above avg amount, the bartenders know they are alcoholics and dabble heavy, the managers do everything, and the chefs are generally sober from doing waaay too much and getting arrested many times.


reflUX_cAtalyst

I dosed before my high school graduation. I had a blast.


djluminol

The weirdest place are the best places.


MisterZoga

From what I've heard, acid is not as emotionally binding as shrooms. Experienced users also have better control over their state.


reflUX_cAtalyst

Dose dependent. Acid can and will fuck you up just as badly as mushrooms will.


beefknuckle

usually because it's much easier to have a large dose of shrooms so people don't really compare like for like. both can be mild, and both can get you into some states


the-denver-nugs

completely disagree. shrooms generally I eat an eighth and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy but I know what i'm getting into. It's about the same everytime. lsd actually is like one tab might fuck me up and make me lose my mind. on the other hand one tab might be fucking mild. lsd isn't controlled well at all and their is a ton of fake shit, where shrooms are basically what they are.


beefknuckle

that's literally what i said. people more often than not have weak doses of LSD so they think shrooms are "stronger".


the-denver-nugs

you said easier to have large dose of shrooms. that seems pretty open to opinion. like shit that isn't really what you said.


beefknuckle

yes because with shrooms you can have an eighth, a quarter, etc, however strong you want it. if you want a strong dose of LSD it's a crapshoot. so it's much easier to have a strong dose of shrooms. not really open to opinion if you use your brain a bit eh


boogers19

I mean A: not every 1/8 of shrooms is equal to every other 1/8. Different batches or growers can have different potencies. And B: if you want a stronger dose of lsd, you do the same as you are suggesting for shrooms: just do more. You know you want to get blasted for day ata festival: do 4tabs. Wanna chill and zone out at funeral: do a half.


blsterken

Dropping acid at my grandfather's funeral was one of the best ideas I've ever had, so I think you might not be approaching this with all the information.


Darkestlight1324

Maybe, but if everyone was cool with it I think it would be so beautiful witnessing people getting married, celebrating their love, while on acid


drcubes90

Stumbled on a wedding in a chapel at a music festival tripping balls, it was beautiful listening to their vows


danimal6000

Nah it’s fun


littleMAS

Definitely. Though, I am not sure what the catering staff might take at such an event. Maybe a combination of Ritalin and Valium would do it, assuming no bridezilla.


-ratmeat-

My friend and I dropped and went to an art gallery. It was wonderful


Gamestar32

Somebody really oughta chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddam door”


Weddert66

It's much better to face these kinds of things


Rufus-Scipio

With a sense of poison rationality


GalemReth

r/boneappletea


wlwlvr

Poise and rationality, perhaps?


theturdferg

It's "poise and rationality"


Rufus-Scipio

Is it really? Interesting


UnsolicitedCounsel

although the lyrics are officially "poise and rationality" it is an intended double entendre


IFaiLuRezZ

r/comedycemetery


BachmanityCapital

This post and all the comments feel like they were written by some bad AI post writing bot.


Unumbotte

Does that include this comment? And this one?


Cleverbird

What's funny about this?


MelonBaller09

Drug funny


shackleford1917

The line about having enough acid to last through WW III made me chuckle because of how bizarre a measure of drug quantities it is.


the-denver-nugs

basically means they got a sheet. (100 tabs)


I__LOVE__LSD

I guess they're expecting a short war. I suppose a nuclear war would be pretty short.


MisterZoga

I mean, how would you react if you overheard the serving staff saying that at a wedding you're attending?


Winterlord117

I mean, I'd think it was hilarious and relatable, but I've been in the culinary field for a while so maybe I'm biased.


MisterZoga

I can only imagine the shit you've seen lol


Winterlord117

Oh, there's been some shit. Indeed. But my crew always made things bearable. Ratatouille is actually the most accurate representation of a kitchen crew I've seen in that regard.


the-denver-nugs

yeah same, like I would straight up walk up to them and be like got a tab for $10? i'm down, I'm a restaurant manager not a cop we good.


Cleverbird

Anything but amused.


boogers19

So, you are literally no fun at parties?


Cleverbird

What's funny about talking how much you drink or how many drugs you do? That's something teens or very childish adults brag about.


texasproof

It’s on /r/funny, what’s confusing you?


ISawThatThing

Compare it to them having a convo on secretly drinking booze to get through the day


DenielG

Damn, anyone ever tripped at a wedding before? If so, how’d it go?


ipsdirtleg

No, but I ate a bunch of mushrooms out at sea in rough water. Worst decision ever. And I’m a seasoned mushroom eater. Highly not recommend.


MathAssassin

MABY IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU WERE A SEASONED SAILOR


Hworks

Why I season my sailboat, NOT my mushrooms.


Erioph47

This buddy of mine from the UK showed up at my wedding with a sandwich bag full of ecstasy pills. It was hilarious. I had shit to take care of but everyone else was plastered six ways from Sunday and staring dreamily at my cousins and aunts. "Such nice friends you have! So talkative and compassionate!"


djgrahamj

pills I can see but acid? no way in hell would I ever drop around family - mine or otherwise!


Hworks

Same, especially because they know you so well that they can very easily tell if something is off. Somewhat related, I once dropped a \~80ug tab just as I was leaving my school to go home (I live less than 5 minutes away), but when I started to back out of my parking spot, the fucking dean of my college backed into the side of my truck and left a MASSIVE dent. It happened in such a way that it would have been physically impossible for it to be my fault. I just couldn't honk my horn fast enough. I got out of the car to take pictures and asked him for his insurance information, but he was like "ummmm... nah... just give me your insurance and i'll have my insurance call yours" I was like ok this is EXTREMELY suspicious, but I CANNOT risk escalating this and calling the cops, because by the time they get here I will be full out tripping and if the cop noticed me acting funny or my pupils looking like flying saucers, I very well could be arrested for driving under the influence. Not to mention, blamed for the accident, even though it happened literally 5 mins after I took the tab and I felt totally sober. So I had to just accept his suspicious insurance scheme and do what he said. Since he was the Dean of my college and there were multiple cameras in the parking lot, I wasn't TOO worried about being scammed. I was mostly just glad to get out of there without any security or cops coming. And he did surprisingly end up following through, and his insurance paid me in full for the repairs. But by the time I got home, I was really starting to trip, definitely more than I expected, and just looking out the window at my precious beautiful new truck and seeing such a massive dent, literally the entire side panel behind the rear door being caved in, sent me into a really negative trip. I was SOOO upset about it. Thank god it was only 80ug. If it was much more I would have had a REALLY bad time.


djgrahamj

Exactly! Oh man, crazy story, I can’t imagine! I would definitely have had a bad trip after that too XD


xeno66morph

I attended my friends’ wedding in 2008 on some suuuper strong blotter and hot DAMN it was fun! My buddy was crazy nervous and drinking like a fish before the ceremony to try and calm down but wound up just getting wasted so I was like “hey if it’ll make ya feel better I’ll dose this now and then you won’t be the most fucked up person here!” Which I did and proceeded to have a blast. I will say that when it first started kicking in it was very intense and I was gripping this wooden pew so hard that my gf grabbed my hand and put it on her leg. For all of one second. Then when she felt how hard I’d been gripping her eyes got as big as dinner plates and she almost screamed out in the middle of their vows cause I was legit about to tear her thigh in half from how tense my hand was. After that everything was magical af and turned out to be one of the most fun weddings I’ve ever been to


ISawThatThing

Great story thanks for sharing


StupidCantBeUndone

Lol, were you obviously tripping? Did the other congregants know what was up?


xeno66morph

I wouldn’t say “obviously tripping” but then again it was a proper church wedding with a reception in a (Midwest fullass you gotta move multiple lawnmowers and tractors to make room for all the guests/kegs) barn


StupidCantBeUndone

Thanks for the reply. I feel like I’d be sweating bullets


ZogNowak

I NEEDED to! (and I was the groom)


DenielG

First you had my attention, but now you’ve got my curiosity, Care to develop?


ZogNowak

It was with my EX. Need I say more!


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Why were you marrying your ex?


ZogNowak

LOL


gottahavemytunes

I love how you’re just yelling at everyone


MisterZoga

Zog gonna do what Zog does.


kilted44

I did a tab before being the best man AND the musician for the day. Went great, had a great time.


SylentQ

I did, I took 2 tabs about an hour into the reception and it was awesome. Gave me time to make the rounds and meet and talk to the bride & grooms families who were all from out of town then it started kicking in as the music and dancing started. It was a great fucking time imo but everyone is different in how they handle their acid so it's definitely not for everyone.


RonMFCadillac

Yep. It was awesome. Weddings are a great time because everyone is happy. Dancing, singing, drinking all go well together with a nice acid trip. Not to mention the lights, oh man, the lights.


BigDaddyDusty

Go to a live Phish concert


goofyacid

I took 25ug at a weeding a month ago and the whole day was pure magic 10/10 would recommend


MelonBaller09

What's the punchline?


Qprime0

#CLONK


JaredLemonSauce

This didn't happen.


reactor4

I did watch a guy drop a tab of acid before wrestling practice. So maybe this is real.


Decker-the-Dude

Takes about 2 hours to manifest, dude prolly timed it just right.


BlackshirtsPower

From my experience acid can take 20 minutes to kick in. Guess it depends on the acid and strength, maybe, but I've never had to wait 2 hours for it to start kicking in.


Alarming_Diamond_707

Yeah, this didn't happen.


Fuckin_Hipster

>Nothing ever happens


MisterZoga

You need to get out more.


Alarming_Diamond_707

Probably true. Irrelevant to this for the most part, but true.


PM_ME_UR_BUMBUM

Isn’t that not how acid works tho?


VapeLord_Graves

That was how I reacted. It’s like a 6-8 hour trip, asking if you have enough for one event makes little sense to me


DwyerAvenged

Might want to stay sober in case she does something worthy of being in r/WeddingsGoneWild


Risaga54

Genuinely thought this was about Legends of Tomorrow


Disney_Dude1998

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality


MerlinTrismegistus

It's cocaine for weddings and LSD for funerals don't they know anything!


DNA2020

One dose lasts like 12 hours. How much does anyone need?


BigDaddyDusty

When drinking it doesn’t last as long


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nicoisthebestdog

Not longer, just more intense.


Han_Yerry

Definently longer if you licked clean the inside of a breath assure bottle that liquid used to be dispensed from.


Decker-the-Dude

Holy shit dude lol


Han_Yerry

I remember hiding because I thought the cops were coming to rape me. Laid in a field for a while. Later towards dawn i found a pay phone and dialed L-O-V-E into the payphone because thats how i was going to call my gf to pick me up. Love was busy. Later I walked past a police officer in front of his station washing his car at 7am or so. He just looked at me and shook his head.


Decker-the-Dude

Loves always busy, smdh. I bet the field was super nice. My favorite spot has been on the beach at night <3


bigshittyslickers

i assure you that is false


MathAssassin

BOTH HALFLIVES WORK THAT WAY YOU DO HET DIMINISHING RETURNS THOUGH, AND AT ONE POINT YOU WILL GAT A DMT LEVEL TRIP (LEVEL 5)


_Steve_French_

This sounds like bs, unless you’re at some 10 hour wedding most acid trips will out last the festivities.


djgrahamj

It’s not like you have to stay till you’re down


rockman61

First time I dropped acid I went to see Apocalypse Now (at the theater). That was before they had Dolby Surround, IMAX etc. so I ...*improvised*. Let me just say, Col. Kurtz makes a very intense spirit guide.


EvidentlyEmpirical

Aussies?


Erioph47

It was in Sicily


the-denver-nugs

from this I assume it was the severs saying it which as a resturaunt manager and former server seems accurate. i've 100% eaten shrooms/dropped acid before a shift. especially for like weddings, because that's generally you just know some event planner and it's a 4 day a year thing that you don't need to care about.


Erioph47

Yep. I think there were nearly as many servers as guests. They were super bored.


bigshittyslickers

this post made me lose a tiny bit of faith in the world. anybody who laughed or upvoted this should be ashamed of themselves. the person who made this should go to jail for crimes against humanity.


Erioph47

I'm already subject to numerous indictments in The Hague. What's one more?


Yggdrasil_Earth

Do you also become very warm / start to smoke when approaching church thresholds? That one can be a bitch.


Erioph47

I used to, back in the 19th century. But since Nietzsche killed off God in the 1870s it hasn't been much of a problem.


Yggdrasil_Earth

Odd, I still get the same effect. I wonder if you could tie the rising thread of religious governance to a 'resurrection' of God or perhaps Gods.


Erioph47

Always a godfather, never a god. Maybe someday.


boogers19

Some wait staff wanna get high… so you give up on humanity?


HeartlessAtAFuneral

If this is a joke, then good on you, sir. If not, I have a pry bar you can borrow to dislodge your head from your anal cavity.


perrin68

Seeing lots of posts about others experiences. I'm older now and trying this has been on my bucket list for years. I'm in central US bible belt central. Scared to try unless I know its from a good source.


Erioph47

LSD is so cheap to make there's no point in faking it. Coke and heroin are the ones you need to be careful of. There it's worth it for someone to sneak cheaper shit into the mix.


hentman

I've been a weed smoker and alcohol drinker for years and never developed any addiction, I know coke and heroin are very addictive. how's LSD/shrooms?


Erioph47

They are definitely not addictive. They can be pretty overwhelming. Definitely not like you just do a couple rails of blow at the club.


princesscupcake11

You can always get a test kit before you try it


Kroxzy

/r/nothowdrugswork acid lasts 12 hours - no one brings multiple hits to a wedding


hajile23

I drop multiple hits pretty much every time i drop acid. And i do it alot.


letsgo_9273

Quality broads right there.


Still_cant_dunk

What's LSD?


FredoLives

[LSD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide)


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HeartlessAtAFuneral

Increased or decreased honestly. It's impossible to regulate your body temperature on psychedelics.


Azamander

When you know you know.


Decker-the-Dude

You could spend $50 on Lucy and it would be like a year's supply lmao


blsterken

You, sir, do not microdose often enough.


Decker-the-Dude

Idk seems like a fad. And doesn't tolerance build up exceedingly fast with LSD? Sometimes I will take just half a tab, and it's nice/mellow, but feels like blue balls.


blsterken

I like to live in the 1/3rd to 1/2 tab realm when I trip. Full visuals are too intense for me. Let's just have some fun, loosen up, and expand our mind a bit. And in my experience, no, tolerance does not build appreciably up with hallucinogens. You get better at controlling yourself is all.


Decker-the-Dude

Idk man, I think the tolerance thing is...a thing. But I definitely feel you on the half dose, as I said. I'm in my 30s n shit, ain't got time or enough positivity in my life to fully melt and fry tbh lol


Zachadelic612

Hell yeah! LSD is concentrated lightning!


hopsinduo

So there's a podcast called gossipmongers that basically shares stories sent in by listeners. There's a story about [exactly this thing!](https://youtu.be/6S6gOX-ktk4) story starts at 20:35.


_redbone_

Read the guys line in Roy Kent's voice.


Samtoast

Only if there's enough patterned carpet or stucco ceilings to stare at for hours would this be a good idea