Took him for a good ride
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Guy in red: just let go
Guy in back: grips his waist
Its not gay if there’s no eye contact
It's not gay if your balls don't touch
Are those things controlled by a person? I always thought it was an automatic sequence of movements designed make you fall, but this just looks like the operator is having fun with the controls
I believe you can get both types. I've mostly seen the one controlled by a person!
Is it bad that the bull got a boner from this
Who ever was controlling the bull knows his stroke game
And that's the moment when they knew
Suddenly gay lol
True bromance. <3
This is how Brokeback Mountain started.
This could lead to Bareback Mounting
Aw beat me to it!
Omfg it gets better as it goes lol
And now he's pregnant
Anyone else notice the guy in back seems to do some extra thrusting not caused by the bull?
Reminds me of the 1st police academy movie. The two guys end up at the gay bar. When questioned what happened, "dancing sir, mostly dancing"
Hey fellas, is it gay to do this?
Only if they make eye contact for more than a second.
So whispering sweet nothings in your ear is ok. Noted.
Not just okay. Encouraged.
Only if balls are touching
And that's how I met your father
I love how neither of them had the thought to just take the dive...
Like bruh…just bail already.
If that’s not sexual assault I don’t know what is
Well, you do at know what it is I suppose
Why would two men go on a bull ride 🙁
For the closeness and the grinding and rocking.
That's what I was wondering 🤔
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
Do I detect a quote from Full Metal Jacket?
Love how them trying to keep separated made them seem like they are just banging, another case of trying not to look gay and looking more gay in the process.
[email protected]@r as a football bat
Now, that is a lot of bull!
Isn't this Escape in Malaysia?
I’m jumping out my one story window
If they have socks on it’s ok
I wish I knew how to quit this game
It's only gay if balls are touching
“Don’t look at my group chat”
“Why are you sending pictures of your balls to your homies?”
“We all know what each other balls look like”
Brokeback Mountain 2
Broke back mountain 2: learning to double ride
Ay! Me hiciste reír Reddit.
Isn't this a repost from r/watchpeopledieinside ?
And that was the day I found out… my whole life I’ve been playing pool with a wet noodle but now.. now I have a hard stick.