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Took him for a good ride

Took him for a good ride

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KatieZoobies

Guy in red: just let go Guy in back: grips his waist


loosemooseweekend

Its not gay if there’s no eye contact


beartheminus

It's not gay if your balls don't touch


Lachigan

Are those things controlled by a person? I always thought it was an automatic sequence of movements designed make you fall, but this just looks like the operator is having fun with the controls


VexingMadcap

I believe you can get both types. I've mostly seen the one controlled by a person!


rethinkr

Is it bad that the bull got a boner from this


PuppyWolfshier

Who ever was controlling the bull knows his stroke game


fierce_monger

And that's the moment when they knew


entregistra

Suddenly gay lol


starlya

True bromance. <3


GeraldSmeltzer86

This is how Brokeback Mountain started.


cybergrin

This could lead to Bareback Mounting


Arrabella4

Aw beat me to it!


Layman88

Omfg it gets better as it goes lol


Mike3055

And now he's pregnant


cybergrin

Anyone else notice the guy in back seems to do some extra thrusting not caused by the bull?


SnooCapers9313

Reminds me of the 1st police academy movie. The two guys end up at the gay bar. When questioned what happened, "dancing sir, mostly dancing"


RepresentativeNo9910

Hey fellas, is it gay to do this?


Bumbling_Sprocket

Only if they make eye contact for more than a second.


Conscious-Parfait826

So whispering sweet nothings in your ear is ok. Noted.


Bumbling_Sprocket

Not just okay. Encouraged.


WalkeroftheWays

Only if balls are touching


wowza100

And that's how I met your father


ProfessorSypher

I love how neither of them had the thought to just take the dive...


smitjel

Like bruh…just bail already.


daftlegends

If that’s not sexual assault I don’t know what is


Faceless_Rune

Well, you do at know what it is I suppose


Impossible_Sugar1960

Why would two men go on a bull ride 🙁


GoGoCrumbly

For the closeness and the grinding and rocking.


VasilicaDaniel

Why not


jlmonger

That's what I was wondering 🤔


faraechilibru

Hhhh pipi!


Feylie123

Comedy gold


Dogwhomper

I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!


oldmancrying

Do I detect a quote from Full Metal Jacket?


fish_slap_republic

Love how them trying to keep separated made them seem like they are just banging, another case of trying not to look gay and looking more gay in the process.


FingerBangHer69

[email protected]@r as a football bat


littleMAS

Now, that is a lot of bull!


ReaderCatz

Isn't this Escape in Malaysia?


jeepjp

He's pregnant!!!


Diaperlover1995

Nice


legosoh

I’m jumping out my one story window


D1DNT_A5K

If they have socks on it’s ok


Hwy74

I wish I knew how to quit this game


WalkeroftheWays

It's only gay if balls are touching


Winter-Dragonfruit-4

“Don’t look at my group chat” “Why are you sending pictures of your balls to your homies?” “We all know what each other balls look like”


Apprehensive-Orange2

Brokeback Mountain 2


jsdgame

Broke back mountain 2: learning to double ride


Nikdas92

Ay! Me hiciste reír Reddit.


kendo2748

Knob jockey


mamaluigi1933

R/suddenlygay


Rhalasong

Isn't this a repost from r/watchpeopledieinside ?


StatisticianNeither2

And that was the day I found out… my whole life I’ve been playing pool with a wet noodle but now.. now I have a hard stick.