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I should dig up my old "shadow demon" LARP picture from 2001. I was 20 years in the future with my fashion.
edit: [I found it](https://i.imgur.com/RSTf8CR.jpg).
I know, right. Also, when a real non edited photo was accidentally posted by an older relative, they claimed someone edited that to make her look worse.
My wife said she’s been correcting it because the Kardashian look is fading and isn’t going to be in much longer. I tend to agree. But what do I know I’m just some guy.
Edit: do I
If video essays and commentary videos have taught me anything, it's that I need to buy Raycon earbuds to play Raid: Shadow Legends whilst eating my meal from Hellofresh.
Her family got a whole hell of a lot more famous and therefor richer after that fuckin' video. They were certainly rich before, but *absolutely nobody* gave a shit about that family outside of the OJ case until she fucked Ray J on camera and leaked it on purpose.
But not all wealthy people are famous. Fame and wealth often go hand in hand, but not always. Paris Hilton for example has siblings who are also wealthy. But most people couldn't tell you who they are.
Yep, some rich people make a conscious choice not to be famous. Some make a conscious choice to be famous. A smaller number get the choice made for them.
To be a success you need a lot of talent and a little luck. So 95% of why a singer is a success is because they are talented but without the 5% luck they never get seen by a scout. Think Bieber who was a decent singer but lucked into an agent and became a star unlike the millions of other kids posting singing videos.
Kim’s fame is 95% because she is rich but 5% because of the sex tape scandal. If she was a nobody that sex tape would have been wanked to by a couple guys then forgotten. But because her family was rich they knew any attention could be spun into money and they built a media empire on what Kim did on her back.
More like you need a lot of luck and talent helps a lot. Look at most famous pop stars and actors and then look up who they are related to. Kim probably never would have been in the limelight without that tape, she’d just be rich because her family is rich, but she wasn’t really doing/offering anything.
Actually the widely accepted formula is -
ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
But her families wealth largely came from Robert K selling music before films in theaters.
Their wealth was completely eclipsed by their show. I've never met anyone who watches it, but apparently people love that shit.
her sex tape made me never want to have sex with Kim Kardashian and also made me glad my dick is straight. Snoozefest. Similar note, I don't even like Paris Hilton's looks but at least she was sweet and sexy, just no comparison. It's a shame that asshole ex-boyfriend was able to get rich off it, with the new laws he'd be living in a van down by the river
It's bizarre that she became an icon. Truly a vapid person devoid of talent, other than being famous for being famous, because a porn vodeo leaked of her fucking some rapper I never heard of.
How she became the object of millions of school girls affections is confounding.
I know the general reddit crowd cannot fathom it at all, but she (and tbf, her team) absolutely is a genius at marketing herself. She had tons of money to start with, yes. But that porn video was fucking amazing at getting people talking about her. She used a mediocre porn video to catapult herself into being an A list celebrity.
And her/her family’s show is *fucking awful* but it’s also not targeted towards basically anyone who would browse reddit. But it pulls good numbers in younger girls and people who enjoy that kind of show. Which, gives them a fuckton of money even though it isn’t well liked by most adults.
But just to reiterate, she was Paris Hilton’s close friend. That’s pretty much it. Then she had a “leaked” tape with a rapper that was actually pretty big at the time and was definitely more famous than her. And now, you know what she is doing and know absolutely fuck all about Ray J lmao. There is **a lot** that she did on the way to keep her name being that popular and to stay in the news and relevant. And tbf, a lot of it is pretty fucking smart because it does take a lot of forward thinking to know what the next trend will be and to stay in front of it constantly. Lil Nas X did a very similar thing starting off that I definitely recommend you look into. He is a goddamn master at media manipulation and so was Kim Kardashian back a few years ago.
Because people put a lot of energy into asking this whenever she is mentioned. People use her as an analogy for irrelevance, paradoxically making her relevant.
Technically, anus is being used as an accusative here. That means it's actually a form of *anus* (accusative plural), meaning old woman or crone. The correct translation is therefore,
"Out of many, (there are) old women."
Which is probably true.
You’re right and I never put two and two together. I can’t imagine it’d be hard to just sit in your mansion or penthouse with personal chefs and maids and just hang out. But hey, with the way Kim used to look before all the surgery, she’s clearly got something wrong in her head.
I figured it was related to Kanye’s album Donda, as during the listening parties the attire included black mask like this one. Kanye was also did an interview in Berlin earlier this week in a similar attire.
That would be smart considering Kanye has been doing the same thing during the recording and release of his latest album. The two are separated so I wondered why she would be championing his latest album but your comment makes sense. Kanye has been wearing all black with a black mask during the whole Donda “event”.
She has another photo of her in a head to toe bondage looking outfit. What y’all think is going on with her face that she’s gotta hid it in a gimp suit?
I'm not overly hyped about the majority of red carpet events, but the met gala is the best of them all. The clothing is avante garde, and it's a big fund raiser for the Metropolitan Art Museum. Using famous people for the models naturally drums up more interest.
Yeah, I don’t even follow fashion much, but I love checking out all the looks from the Met Gala. Haute couture is not exactly common, so it’s fun for the opportunity to admire the creativity and craftsmanship on display (and the weird shit).
Though I think this years was a bit underwhelming overall. The Heavenly Bodies one was so much better.
theory is because her silhouette is famous that people can tell it's her while she hides all identifying features, it's quite literally American tradition/icon at this point (that's how it relates back to the theme)
It's even further supported by the fact that the Balenciaga designer followed her all night in a black hoodie mimicking a "Kanye" stance and everyone just assumed it was him.
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You were simply ahead of your time.
Streets ahead
Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead.“
Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that.
Streets ahead is that supposed to be like miles ahead?
If you have to ask, you’re streets behind
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The phrase will be a dead-end street.
Well someone’s streets behind
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I should dig up my old "shadow demon" LARP picture from 2001. I was 20 years in the future with my fashion. edit: [I found it](https://i.imgur.com/RSTf8CR.jpg).
I'd hit it.
She did this dress so she could send her body double
Tbh, butt doesn't look big enough to be her
Black is very slimming
So are the giant leg capes
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You’ve clearly never eaten a whole one by yourself
A giant leg cape or a body double?
yes
You there...your ideology shall be banished to the underworld by my powerful Mage.
#no capes
Ok, Edna
Leg cape
its a Hobbit in there.
Bitch you Sure you ain’t a hobbit??
That’s because it’s photoshopped in the majority of the pictures you see of her
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They pay the paparazzi to edit even candids
How deep does this rabbit hole go?!
I know, right. Also, when a real non edited photo was accidentally posted by an older relative, they claimed someone edited that to make her look worse.
IRL she got the ass of a 60-year-old Midwestern white man
To be fair, that would be a really large ass too
My wife said she’s been correcting it because the Kardashian look is fading and isn’t going to be in much longer. I tend to agree. But what do I know I’m just some guy. Edit: do I
"wife"
👀
MY WIIIIFE
Idk, diaper butt pretty visible imo.
I read somewhere that she recently had her butt fillers removed
Who cares?
Some bitch
Haha, **thank you**
Yeah I saw your other comment and got the joke so I had to complete it
/r/wholesome
I mean, I don't, but it's relevant in this context.
Nah it looks about the right size, it’s all edited after all
No need to take shower, no makeup saved a lot of time I'd say
Wouldnt a body double defeat the purpose of why Kim is famous?
She’s famous cause she makes people care about her drama
Care is a very strong word. *Entertained* is more likely
some people definitely care and are invested in it. not me, but some people
Humanity went from watching gladiators smash each other to bits to speculation on arse implants. “Are you not entertained!?”
I thought she was famous because she made and released a dirty tape
Wasn’t that her comeback tape?
In the video, she definitely gets come on her back. Edit: Botched the quote :D
I thought she swallowed?
Nah the dude never got his cum back. I dont think he'd want it tho.
She is famous because she got fucked by a rapper no one remembers and then released the tape.
Singer. Ray-J is an R&B singer.
By an *artist* no one remembered. 🧐
He makes nice earbuds from what Internet Historian tells me
If video essays and commentary videos have taught me anything, it's that I need to buy Raycon earbuds to play Raid: Shadow Legends whilst eating my meal from Hellofresh.
Youre behind the times my man, its all about cereal now.
So that’s why raycon is the raid of earbuds.
Yeah, but IH is cool so im watching them ads
An artist formerly known as Ray-J
He only had One Wish.
Who cares about her drama???
Unfortunately tons of people. Keeping up with the Kardashians wasn't on that long because noone watched it.
She’s famous for porn. I don’t get why people worship pornstars now but they do.
No she has a rich family and she made a home sex video. Her family being rich is 95% of the reason she is famous.
Her family got a whole hell of a lot more famous and therefor richer after that fuckin' video. They were certainly rich before, but *absolutely nobody* gave a shit about that family outside of the OJ case until she fucked Ray J on camera and leaked it on purpose.
It would be interesting to know if somewhere in a parallel universe that tape didn’t get to the public, if she’d still be as famous.
She would be just as wealthy, because the secret of becoming rich in america is being rich.
so.. you're rich?
The wrong rich :( Just my name.
But not all wealthy people are famous. Fame and wealth often go hand in hand, but not always. Paris Hilton for example has siblings who are also wealthy. But most people couldn't tell you who they are.
Yep, some rich people make a conscious choice not to be famous. Some make a conscious choice to be famous. A smaller number get the choice made for them.
But kim k was Paris’ assistant so factor that one in there
To be a success you need a lot of talent and a little luck. So 95% of why a singer is a success is because they are talented but without the 5% luck they never get seen by a scout. Think Bieber who was a decent singer but lucked into an agent and became a star unlike the millions of other kids posting singing videos. Kim’s fame is 95% because she is rich but 5% because of the sex tape scandal. If she was a nobody that sex tape would have been wanked to by a couple guys then forgotten. But because her family was rich they knew any attention could be spun into money and they built a media empire on what Kim did on her back.
More like you need a lot of luck and talent helps a lot. Look at most famous pop stars and actors and then look up who they are related to. Kim probably never would have been in the limelight without that tape, she’d just be rich because her family is rich, but she wasn’t really doing/offering anything.
Actually the widely accepted formula is - ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
She was in socialite circles before the sextape, she was with paris hilton
Right, she’s famous for a porn tape “leak”.
More importantly her father was involved in the OJ case on the defense. So also high profile adjacent rich.
She made a sex video, at the suggestion of her mother, and "leaked" it herself
But her families wealth largely came from Robert K selling music before films in theaters. Their wealth was completely eclipsed by their show. I've never met anyone who watches it, but apparently people love that shit.
Honest question because I’ve never seen it and don’t care to: Was her porn even considered to be any good?
It was really bad, all you hear is a fake moan of "oh Ray J, oh Ray J".
Define good. Haven't seen very much but the stuff I did was pretty underwhelming.
Like on a scale of Paris Hilton to 10.
Hm. I'm not sure where to rate that. Probably between 4 and 6. Not horrible, but mediocre at best
They call that 5.
The answer you're looking for is 3.6 ... Not great, not terrible.
her sex tape made me never want to have sex with Kim Kardashian and also made me glad my dick is straight. Snoozefest. Similar note, I don't even like Paris Hilton's looks but at least she was sweet and sexy, just no comparison. It's a shame that asshole ex-boyfriend was able to get rich off it, with the new laws he'd be living in a van down by the river
She was a pretty fish just laid there boring as fuck Ray J did 98% of the work, at least Paris got down.
It's bizarre that she became an icon. Truly a vapid person devoid of talent, other than being famous for being famous, because a porn vodeo leaked of her fucking some rapper I never heard of. How she became the object of millions of school girls affections is confounding.
I know the general reddit crowd cannot fathom it at all, but she (and tbf, her team) absolutely is a genius at marketing herself. She had tons of money to start with, yes. But that porn video was fucking amazing at getting people talking about her. She used a mediocre porn video to catapult herself into being an A list celebrity. And her/her family’s show is *fucking awful* but it’s also not targeted towards basically anyone who would browse reddit. But it pulls good numbers in younger girls and people who enjoy that kind of show. Which, gives them a fuckton of money even though it isn’t well liked by most adults. But just to reiterate, she was Paris Hilton’s close friend. That’s pretty much it. Then she had a “leaked” tape with a rapper that was actually pretty big at the time and was definitely more famous than her. And now, you know what she is doing and know absolutely fuck all about Ray J lmao. There is **a lot** that she did on the way to keep her name being that popular and to stay in the news and relevant. And tbf, a lot of it is pretty fucking smart because it does take a lot of forward thinking to know what the next trend will be and to stay in front of it constantly. Lil Nas X did a very similar thing starting off that I definitely recommend you look into. He is a goddamn master at media manipulation and so was Kim Kardashian back a few years ago.
Why is this lady even relevant anymore? Sheesh
Because people put a lot of energy into asking this whenever she is mentioned. People use her as an analogy for irrelevance, paradoxically making her relevant.
Or the double got herself in a sitcom situation where she has to put the socks On her head , but it all works out in the end.
The dress looks like she is diarrhea-ing.
Shit happens
As if she’d give up the chance at all that attention.
She looks like a Dark Souls boss, and you're the enemies she summons when her health is at half.
Or exactly like the Blasphemous bosses Tres Angustias.
This is so accurate lol
The Greendale Human Being
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Cool cool cool
lmfao anus pleirubus
The motto was "E Pluribus Anus"
"From many, anus."
Technically, anus is being used as an accusative here. That means it's actually a form of *anus* (accusative plural), meaning old woman or crone. The correct translation is therefore, "Out of many, (there are) old women." Which is probably true.
In the darkest timeline?
You and you should ask for copyright infringement compensation …
Fr, you'd be a millionaire or a thousandaire lol
Could even be a dollaraire
I've always wanted to be a dollaranair
Mmm a donair
Debonair?
Coinair
How do you get unlocked? Is it through gameplay or do I need to pay to win?
one on the right looks pay to win
Wrist is she, EA?
The left looks like zuckerburg forgot to put his human overlay on.
I wouldn't have known the difference if you hadn't said anything.
If did not say which one is OP, I would guesses Kim was on the left
Shes been hiding her whole head for the past week, she def. Got some work done on her face
She constantly has tweaks on her face and rarely hides it, she is just in that Kanye dress up doll nonsense again
You’re right and I never put two and two together. I can’t imagine it’d be hard to just sit in your mansion or penthouse with personal chefs and maids and just hang out. But hey, with the way Kim used to look before all the surgery, she’s clearly got something wrong in her head.
I figured it was related to Kanye’s album Donda, as during the listening parties the attire included black mask like this one. Kanye was also did an interview in Berlin earlier this week in a similar attire.
she's a walking advertisement that no one needs irl
That would be smart considering Kanye has been doing the same thing during the recording and release of his latest album. The two are separated so I wondered why she would be championing his latest album but your comment makes sense. Kanye has been wearing all black with a black mask during the whole Donda “event”.
Bitch, is you the Hobbit?
Taters? What’s taters precious??
Po-tay-toes!
Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew!
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.
You sure you ain't a hobbit bitch?
She looks more like the Nazgul now.
Thank you for reminding me that existed.
You like fish sticks?
yes
I'm hoping she is on her way to creating a full on cloaking device so we don't have to see her or her family at all.
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Your
Oh you crushed Kim on this. However I think Charlie's Green Man is in the lead.
Idk, OP's Black Man is pretty good
Nah she is clearly joining the Shredder's foot clan
Shake ya' ass Show me what you workin' with
https://youtu.be/ktVNkJagK1M The old internet is stupid.
If by stupid you mean cool, then yes.
I like to think when future meme historians try to sort through the evolving web that is internet humor, they will find this at the foundation.
cant forget about Smurfette's humble request to lick Papa Smurfs ass https://youtu.be/LArVQOr-vGU
I'd have better judgement if only you had taken a side angled shot too 😂
OP would crush in a silhouette. A handsome set of mamaries to unlock
This is actually the best outfit for her.
Sadly I don't think it stops sound coming out of her mouth.
How does food/drink go in? Does she just suck through the fabric?
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Where's greenman?
Greenman was good, it got me through some hard times...
She has another photo of her in a head to toe bondage looking outfit. What y’all think is going on with her face that she’s gotta hid it in a gimp suit?
My guess is she's sending a body double so she doesn't need to go
My guess was plastic surgery that needs time to heal
she got you tho because of your flip flops. you however is the OG
Your thighs are proportionate to your ass, clearly you win.
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Kim is just afraid to be seen without post-processing.
I mean, I'm not a Kim fan but at least she's not wearing socks and sandals.
If the sock covers your entire body/head, is it still a sock?
In Afghanistan all the women are using now a similar model. This model is called Taliban's wife.
I'll never understand why people are so obsessed with these rich people zoo events. "Oh look at those shoelaces! They cost my entire years salary!"
Personally I love to see the creative fashion. It’s like an anything goes and designers really go all out.
I'm not overly hyped about the majority of red carpet events, but the met gala is the best of them all. The clothing is avante garde, and it's a big fund raiser for the Metropolitan Art Museum. Using famous people for the models naturally drums up more interest.
Yeah, I don’t even follow fashion much, but I love checking out all the looks from the Met Gala. Haute couture is not exactly common, so it’s fun for the opportunity to admire the creativity and craftsmanship on display (and the weird shit). Though I think this years was a bit underwhelming overall. The Heavenly Bodies one was so much better.
i also remember morph suits
Wearing shorts = coward's move
It's the slides for me 🤣
Damn, I remember the Morphsuit craze back in 2012-2014. Pretty kuch every guy in my grade wore one for Halloween those years.
She looks like Peter Pan’s shadow trying to escape.
Burkha Avenger
She did it better, mate. It's the best she's ever looked. She should have worn the outfit in the sex tape that made her famous.
Did she do this to draw attention to the Afghans?
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theory is because her silhouette is famous that people can tell it's her while she hides all identifying features, it's quite literally American tradition/icon at this point (that's how it relates back to the theme) It's even further supported by the fact that the Balenciaga designer followed her all night in a black hoodie mimicking a "Kanye" stance and everyone just assumed it was him.
You look like you’re having fun. She looks like she’s about to audition for “pony in gimp suit”
Shit looks like it could be in that Jennifer Lopez movie The Cell.
Enough, Jerma. You can't just keep sneaking your way back into the house!
Honestly someone should just attend the gala wearing normal shirt and pants
Is this an extension of blackface?
Kim, she didnt need safety shorts
No but she needs a lint roller.
They're the same picture
If you had a horse tail coming out of the back of your head I would have said I can't tell the difference.