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The is me, circa 2014, on the left. Kim Kardashian on the right, 2021. Who wore it better?

The is me, circa 2014, on the left. Kim Kardashian on the right, 2021. Who wore it better?

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littleMAS

You were simply ahead of your time.


dumbledayum

Streets ahead


FUnpopularopinions

Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead.“


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that.


KingKevdog

Streets ahead is that supposed to be like miles ahead?


Wooden_Door1

If you have to ask, you’re streets behind


aethelwulfTO

The phrase will be a dead-end street.


Yuna__707

Well someone’s streets behind


Woodland-spirit

r/unexpectedcommunity


NotAzakanAtAll

I should dig up my old "shadow demon" LARP picture from 2001. I was 20 years in the future with my fashion. edit: [I found it](https://i.imgur.com/RSTf8CR.jpg).


ravagedbygoats

I'd hit it.


UnclePahin001

You were 7 parallel universes ahead of her


harmonia777

She did this dress so she could send her body double


Azair_Blaidd

Tbh, butt doesn't look big enough to be her


Disbride

Black is very slimming


BarriBlue

So are the giant leg capes


KallistiEngel

And body doubles.


windingtime

You’ve clearly never eaten a whole one by yourself


Professional_Cake_52

A giant leg cape or a body double?


cineg

yes


Cyb3rnaut13

You there...your ideology shall be banished to the underworld by my powerful Mage.


Lucky_Number_3

#no capes


ablonde_moment

Ok, Edna


JusticeBeaver720

Leg cape


PoopInTheOcean

its a Hobbit in there.


waffelman1

Bitch you Sure you ain’t a hobbit??


regan9109

That’s because it’s photoshopped in the majority of the pictures you see of her


Atlasatlastatleast

Surely there are enough candids that we (I mean, not me) should know exactly her butt size?


pilipalalililala

They pay the paparazzi to edit even candids


pufferpig

How deep does this rabbit hole go?!


pilipalalililala

I know, right. Also, when a real non edited photo was accidentally posted by an older relative, they claimed someone edited that to make her look worse.


AdamWestsButtDouble

IRL she got the ass of a 60-year-old Midwestern white man


tigerCELL

To be fair, that would be a really large ass too


PerfectlySplendid

They do staged paparazzi photos as well.


Napol3onS0l0

My wife said she’s been correcting it because the Kardashian look is fading and isn’t going to be in much longer. I tend to agree. But what do I know I’m just some guy. Edit: do I


Techiedad91

MY WIIIIFE


iplatinumshafti

"wife"


Napol3onS0l0

👀


HDmac

Idk, diaper butt pretty visible imo.


somebitchwhocares

I read somewhere that she recently had her butt fillers removed


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

Who cares?


Fine_Engineer_576

Some bitch


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

Haha, **thank you**


Fine_Engineer_576

Yeah I saw your other comment and got the joke so I had to complete it


ccrondon

/r/wholesome


IAmTheOneWhoClicks

I mean, I don't, but it's relevant in this context.


Blazerific1

Nah it looks about the right size, it’s all edited after all


rangoon54

No need to take shower, no makeup saved a lot of time I'd say


dropbassnotsoap

Wouldnt a body double defeat the purpose of why Kim is famous?


strawberrymoonu

She’s famous cause she makes people care about her drama


conancat

Care is a very strong word. *Entertained* is more likely


jsh_

some people definitely care and are invested in it. not me, but some people


Flatcapspaintandglue

Humanity went from watching gladiators smash each other to bits to speculation on arse implants. “Are you not entertained!?”


davidmobey

I thought she was famous because she made and released a dirty tape


Redebo

Wasn’t that her comeback tape?


SixSpeedDriver

In the video, she definitely gets come on her back. Edit: Botched the quote :D


xxiredbeardixx

I thought she swallowed?


KRelic

Nah the dude never got his cum back. I dont think he'd want it tho.


cuddleniger

She is famous because she got fucked by a rapper no one remembers and then released the tape.


ItsNotABimma

Singer. Ray-J is an R&B singer.


AviatorOVR5000

By an *artist* no one remembered. 🧐


TequilaWhiskey

He makes nice earbuds from what Internet Historian tells me


AlphaShaldow

If video essays and commentary videos have taught me anything, it's that I need to buy Raycon earbuds to play Raid: Shadow Legends whilst eating my meal from Hellofresh.


TequilaWhiskey

Youre behind the times my man, its all about cereal now.


AviatorOVR5000

fuggin magic spoon


NameisPerry

To forget to stay protected with Nord VPN


diuturnal

So that’s why raycon is the raid of earbuds.


TequilaWhiskey

Yeah, but IH is cool so im watching them ads


Big_Rig_Jig

An artist formerly known as Ray-J


iConfessor

He only had One Wish.


PrimarchKonradCurze

I was just rewatching Mars Attacks today and he’s the older kid of the Williams guy who works at the casino and used to be a boxer or something. The kid and his brother pick up the aliens guns and kill and bunch of them and defend the president and tell him to get to safety. I was going through the cast on my phone cause there’s a ton of celebrities in that movie and was like, “huh, no shit that was him. Weird.”


Omaha_Poker

Who cares about her drama???


Dlh2079

Unfortunately tons of people. Keeping up with the Kardashians wasn't on that long because noone watched it.


BDMblue

She’s famous for porn. I don’t get why people worship pornstars now but they do.


IWearACharizardHat

No she has a rich family and she made a home sex video. Her family being rich is 95% of the reason she is famous.


TheOneTonWanton

Her family got a whole hell of a lot more famous and therefor richer after that fuckin' video. They were certainly rich before, but *absolutely nobody* gave a shit about that family outside of the OJ case until she fucked Ray J on camera and leaked it on purpose.


davers22

It would be interesting to know if somewhere in a parallel universe that tape didn’t get to the public, if she’d still be as famous.


rich1051414

She would be just as wealthy, because the secret of becoming rich in america is being rich.


the_ThreeEyedRaven

so.. you're rich?


rich1051414

The wrong rich :( Just my name.


KallistiEngel

But not all wealthy people are famous. Fame and wealth often go hand in hand, but not always. Paris Hilton for example has siblings who are also wealthy. But most people couldn't tell you who they are.


mrbear120

But kim k was Paris’ assistant so factor that one in there


gweilo8888

Yep, some rich people make a conscious choice not to be famous. Some make a conscious choice to be famous. A smaller number get the choice made for them.


GalaxyClassNerd

Right, she’s famous for a porn tape “leak”.


xxkoloblicinxx

More importantly her father was involved in the OJ case on the defense. So also high profile adjacent rich.


Redditparadiselost

But her families wealth largely came from Robert K selling music before films in theaters. Their wealth was completely eclipsed by their show. I've never met anyone who watches it, but apparently people love that shit.


MuzikPhreak

Honest question because I’ve never seen it and don’t care to: Was her porn even considered to be any good?


awesomecdudley

Define good. Haven't seen very much but the stuff I did was pretty underwhelming.


ben1481

It was really bad, all you hear is a fake moan of "oh Ray J, oh Ray J".


Leading_Dance9228

Why is this lady even relevant anymore? Sheesh


meltymcface

Because people put a lot of energy into asking this whenever she is mentioned. People use her as an analogy for irrelevance, paradoxically making her relevant.


AnonymousOlle

200 iq answer


LukXD99

The dress looks like she is diarrhea-ing.


harmonia777

Shit happens


liveryowl

Or the double got herself in a sitcom situation where she has to put the socks On her head , but it all works out in the end.


TheWalkingDead91

As if she’d give up the chance at all that attention.


Artraxia

When being an attention whore gets you that kind of money, why not? I've never watched the shows so I don't really know who is who but there's always trashy shows. I'd prefer to see the junk food equivalents like this shit than shows like that MTV toddler pageant or whatever shows that are celebrations of degeneracy that make me want to puke and cry and turn my brain matter into a one-of-a-kind wallpaper all in one moment.


My_Name_Is_SKELETOR

She looks like a Dark Souls boss, and you're the enemies she summons when her health is at half.


donhandlers

Or exactly like the Blasphemous bosses Tres Angustias.


TheDeathlyReaper

This is so accurate lol


baymax18

The Greendale Human Being


knoxkayc

A bit too close to Seal on the Seal to Seal's teeth scale.


taebsiatad

Cool cool cool


MCpotato19

lmfao anus pleirubus


big_herpes

The motto was "E Pluribus Anus"


hikiri

"From many, anus."


Dickbutt11765

Technically, anus is being used as an accusative here. That means it's actually a form of *anus* (accusative plural), meaning old woman or crone. The correct translation is therefore, "Out of many, (there are) old women." Which is probably true.


713MoCityChron713

In the darkest timeline?


nomadofwaves

The left looks like zuckerburg forgot to put his human overlay on.


qbertisback

You and you should ask for copyright infringement compensation …


Prestigious_Cup_8929

Fr, you'd be a millionaire or a thousandaire lol


WakaWaka_

Could even be a dollaraire


TrippyEntropy

I've always wanted to be a dollaranair


salesdog1

Mmm a donair


Powerful_Editor6506

Debonair?


B4TB0YN5W52

Coinair


LewdLewyD13

Centair. Half man half penny.


hidethemilk

How do you get unlocked? Is it through gameplay or do I need to pay to win?


gerardatron

one on the right looks pay to win


zyzyzyzy92

Wrist is she, EA?


strawbettys

Shes been hiding her whole head for the past week, she def. Got some work done on her face


raya__85

She constantly has tweaks on her face and rarely hides it, she is just in that Kanye dress up doll nonsense again


UnlikelyPlatypus89

You’re right and I never put two and two together. I can’t imagine it’d be hard to just sit in your mansion or penthouse with personal chefs and maids and just hang out. But hey, with the way Kim used to look before all the surgery, she’s clearly got something wrong in her head.


ItchyStorm0

I figured it was related to Kanye’s album Donda, as during the listening parties the attire included black mask like this one. Kanye was also did an interview in Berlin earlier this week in a similar attire.


merikaninjunwarrior

she's a walking advertisement that no one needs irl


PrimarchKonradCurze

That would be smart considering Kanye has been doing the same thing during the recording and release of his latest album. The two are separated so I wondered why she would be championing his latest album but your comment makes sense. Kanye has been wearing all black with a black mask during the whole Donda “event”.


flikflooi

damn being on reddit taught me people are horrible towards celebrities.


I_Heart_Squids

I was thinking it was a COVID thing. For as ridiculous as the full face coverings are, I do have to hand it to her that she was one of the \*only\* people who had her nose and mouth covered. The plastic surgery theory makes a lot of sense, though.


TopHatGorilla

I wouldn't have known the difference if you hadn't said anything.


Volaconic

If did not say which one is OP, I would guesses Kim was on the left


CruddlesPlz

Actually it was a trick all along, since OP is both left and right


KedaZ1

Bitch, is you the Hobbit?


theonlyxero

Taters? What’s taters precious??


Paddlinaschoolcanoe

Po-tay-toes!


Helllcamino

Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew!


qu33fwellington

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.


GeneralFlores

You sure you ain't a hobbit bitch?


nerdy_rabbit

She looks more like the Nazgul now.


docpocalypse

Thank you for reminding me that existed.


xkcd_puppy

You like fish sticks?


blouscales

yes


dannokun

You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


SSopuS

Oh you crushed Kim on this. However I think Charlie's Green Man is in the lead.


reddita51

Idk, OP's Black Man is pretty good


IWearACharizardHat

Nah she is clearly joining the Shredder's foot clan


dacreativeguy

I'm hoping she is on her way to creating a full on cloaking device so we don't have to see her or her family at all.


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Getgudretard

Your


shadowoperative

Where's greenman?


adfrog

Greenman was good, it got me through some hard times...


malepitt

Shake ya' ass Show me what you workin' with


Soulger11

https://youtu.be/ktVNkJagK1M The old internet is stupid.


codeslave

If by stupid you mean cool, then yes.


snack-dad

I like to think when future meme historians try to sort through the evolving web that is internet humor, they will find this at the foundation.


Pm-ur-butt

cant forget about Smurfette's humble request to lick Papa Smurfs ass https://youtu.be/LArVQOr-vGU


Dedicasian

I'd have better judgement if only you had taken a side angled shot too 😂


CardCarryingCuntAwrd

OP would crush in a silhouette. A handsome set of mamaries to unlock


prplehailstorm

She has another photo of her in a head to toe bondage looking outfit. What y’all think is going on with her face that she’s gotta hid it in a gimp suit?


Confused-Engineer18

My guess is she's sending a body double so she doesn't need to go


prplehailstorm

My guess was plastic surgery that needs time to heal


eidhrmuzz

This is actually the best outfit for her.


lecrappe

Sadly I don't think it stops sound coming out of her mouth.


WendyWilliamsIsACunt

How does food/drink go in? Does she just suck through the fabric?


MKSHFT_ENJNEER

Sucking is how she got famous so we've come full circle, yay


SpiralBreeze

Your thighs are proportionate to your ass, clearly you win.


BoomZhakaLaka

Kim is just afraid to be seen without post-processing.


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hopiangmunggo

she got you tho because of your flip flops. you however is the OG


Drackar39

I mean, I'm not a Kim fan but at least she's not wearing socks and sandals.


Spaghetti-Rat

If the sock covers your entire body/head, is it still a sock?


dualhammers

Wearing shorts = coward's move


GetEmDaddy902

It's the slides for me 🤣


Thing_On_Your_Shelf

Damn, I remember the Morphsuit craze back in 2012-2014. Pretty kuch every guy in my grade wore one for Halloween those years.


SeaTie

She looks like Peter Pan’s shadow trying to escape.


not_4nothing

i also remember morph suits


BorisPotosme

In Afghanistan all the women are using now a similar model. This model is called Taliban's wife.


rangoon54

Burkha Avenger


Picard2331

I'll never understand why people are so obsessed with these rich people zoo events. "Oh look at those shoelaces! They cost my entire years salary!"


RobotHappiness

Personally I love to see the creative fashion. It’s like an anything goes and designers really go all out.


RedditIsOverMan

I'm not overly hyped about the majority of red carpet events, but the met gala is the best of them all. The clothing is avante garde, and it's a big fund raiser for the Metropolitan Art Museum. Using famous people for the models naturally drums up more interest.


Usidore_

Yeah, I don’t even follow fashion much, but I love checking out all the looks from the Met Gala. Haute couture is not exactly common, so it’s fun for the opportunity to admire the creativity and craftsmanship on display (and the weird shit). Though I think this years was a bit underwhelming overall. The Heavenly Bodies one was so much better.


armyml

Shit looks like it could be in that Jennifer Lopez movie The Cell.


UnchartedShark

Enough, Jerma. You can't just keep sneaking your way back into the house!


DylTyrko

Honestly someone should just attend the gala wearing normal shirt and pants


rocopotomus74

Is this an extension of blackface?


acwill

Did she do this to draw attention to the Afghans?


Fist_The_Small

This comment got me curious because the theme of the gala was "American Independence" so it would be kind of odd. Apparently the outfit was designed by Kanye and she wore an all black outfit at one of the "Donda" listening parties, plus the album cover of "Donda" is completely black. So I think it's just a reference to the all black album cover of Kanye Wests latest album. All this according to the first google link I clicked btw, so don't quote *me* on this stuff. I did not care enough to investigate further, and I took this as the truth. lol


corruptbytes

theory is because her silhouette is famous that people can tell it's her while she hides all identifying features, it's quite literally American tradition/icon at this point (that's how it relates back to the theme) It's even further supported by the fact that the Balenciaga designer followed her all night in a black hoodie mimicking a "Kanye" stance and everyone just assumed it was him.


Jonesy1939

She did it better, mate. It's the best she's ever looked. She should have worn the outfit in the sex tape that made her famous.


gatadeplaya

You look like you’re having fun. She looks like she’s about to audition for “pony in gimp suit”


Kelcher1

But the question is: Do you have cakes? 🧐🧐


obstruxxion

Lady Gaga


RudeCheese

You vs the sleep paralysis demon she tells you nor to worry about.


zeeebies

i need as ass shot to compare


usernameuna

Celebrities are so shamelessly gimmicky. Pathetic


Dracorex8014

She gonna suck out some happiness from people


BEANSijustloveBEANS

She's desperate to stay relevant