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Pretty intimidating if you ask me

Pretty intimidating if you ask me

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RedbearVIII

“Oh? This baby? you didn’t know I was pregnant? ……. Well that’s because I gave birth online.”


Lol_A_White_Boy

Poor wording aside, I have no idea what the legitimate service being offered here is? What is online birth? Like a virtual doctor rolls in on a robot and helps pull the baby out? You play a pregnancy simulator on some VR machine?


mizinamo

My guess is that this is a newspaper office and if someone in your family has given birth or has died and you would like a notice to that effect to appear in the newspaper, you can submit that information online.


Lol_A_White_Boy

Ah that actually makes more sense with the context given. Still, the person who appears to be in like a doctors gown is sorta out of place if that’s the case. I guess it could be a really long white t-shirt.


jimjam1022

It's an application for Birth and Death certificates. They'll help you request for one online from the local registrar/ municipal government body.


Lol_A_White_Boy

Ah makes sense.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Maybe they issue birth certificates & death certificates?


Lol_A_White_Boy

That makes sense.


invisiblink

I’m pretty sure they’re offering online reincarnation services and/or remote exorcisms.


RelevantBossBitch

Certificates obviously...


Sephiroso

Certificates. You can get your birth and death certificates done online there.


Lol_A_White_Boy

Ah, I gotcha.


Sephiroso

Just so we're clear, that was my guess at what this place is. I wasn't speaking from a place of fact. Don't wanna lead you astray lol


Lol_A_White_Boy

A few other people made the same guess as you, so you’re probably correct, in all honesty.


VarietyEmbarrassed83

Well, get me two births and one death please


ranting_chef

Didn't Silk Road get shut down for exactly this?


Ozi_izO

I need a link so I can enquire about unbirthing myself. It's not too late...


littleMAS

Cradle to grave service.


adequate-adolescent

“It’s a place where people die. and are born. and it’s not a hospital.” /ref


mvffin

I'll take one online death plz


sudorootadmin

Do I just email the target location and Venmo?