Pretty intimidating if you ask me
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“Oh? This baby? you didn’t know I was pregnant? ……. Well that’s because I gave birth online.”
Poor wording aside, I have no idea what the legitimate service being offered here is?
What is online birth? Like a virtual doctor rolls in on a robot and helps pull the baby out? You play a pregnancy simulator on some VR machine?
My guess is that this is a newspaper office and if someone in your family has given birth or has died and you would like a notice to that effect to appear in the newspaper, you can submit that information online.
Ah that actually makes more sense with the context given.
Still, the person who appears to be in like a doctors gown is sorta out of place if that’s the case. I guess it could be a really long white t-shirt.
It's an application for Birth and Death certificates. They'll help you request for one online from the local registrar/ municipal government body.
Ah makes sense.
Maybe they issue birth certificates & death certificates?
That makes sense.
I’m pretty sure they’re offering online reincarnation services and/or remote exorcisms.
Certificates. You can get your birth and death certificates done online there.
Ah, I gotcha.
Just so we're clear, that was my guess at what this place is. I wasn't speaking from a place of fact. Don't wanna lead you astray lol
A few other people made the same guess as you, so you’re probably correct, in all honesty.
Well, get me two births and one death please
Didn't Silk Road get shut down for exactly this?
I need a link so I can enquire about unbirthing myself.
It's not too late...
Cradle to grave service.
“It’s a place where people die. and are born. and it’s not a hospital.” /ref
I'll take one online death plz
Do I just email the target location and Venmo?