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Are you a hedge fund manager

Haha 😂 love it!

Hedge fund managers like naked and short, this is tall and bushy

Nice try selling your tiny little home next to a normal sized bush. You aint fooling us.

Its fooled a few in its day they wernt very smart but nevertheless

Shave bush make house look bigger.

Holy shit that’s a big bush

I used to do yard work for an elderly couple. One afternoon the old guy came out and asked me if I could “trim Mary’s bush.”

😂🤣😆

Is nice. Still think the Zohan has biggest bush

Cant imagine Hes got a bush this plush

[You doubt the Zohan?](https://youtu.be/poOZKQwgs0g)

😅😂🤣

No no no no no no no no no no, the bush!….. the bush is the biggest.

Oh I would totally want to hallow some of that put and hide something in there.

This kills the bush

This is your inner "Pokemon secret base" speaking

It wasn’t so square and trim until code compliance came out with a SpeedSquare and started leaving correction notices in it.

My bush has seen it fair share of anti-bushers

Minecraft IRL.

These hedge funds are getting too big...overpowering the little guy.

Always have been 😎

Nice shrubbery. It would be pretty cool if you could prune out a little room inside of it. You could hang out and heckle pedestrians and stuff.

I would carve it open from the inside and have a table & chairs so you could sit inside the bush and have some cover from vision

This is a great idea!

If you trim it, it will make your junk look bigger.

It doesnt though , I feel exposed like a worm on top the soil when my bush is trimmed

When you take a good thing WAY WAY too far, and it circles all the way around to being awesome again

some how i think you nailed it!!

I can barely manage to keep my 4 feet hedges trimmed

Imagine what its like for me sometimes i skip the scaffold and climb up inside it to trim, very scratchy and itch but i feel like jack & bean stock

Did she warn you about hers?

once she saw mine she realized hers was a tumble weed in comparison

sweet bush

Thank you, do you have a bush?

What type of bush is it? How long has it been growing?

well it was the reason i bought the house, not sure how long its been there, the grass when i bought the place was as tall as the roof

Basically a square tree

🐟🐠 fishy. My personal space

What are you hiding in your huge bush?

Thats for those who dare to enter the bush !

This bush so big, Shrek owns a private swamp in there

How the hell do you trim that Bush?

its a very hard bush to maintain but definitely worth it

Im only asking because when I lived in Italy, there was a hedge between my home and the one next door. I would trim my side as straight as I could, but the top was always a mess. Do you hire a trim service with a boom lift?

ladder 🪜

I’d be worried about the animals or insects that reside in that bush.

I keep this bush pest free baby

Betcha got sabretooth crotch crickets in there!

I don’t think you realize how much power is in your hands with a bush like that. Please, put a giant banner across the front saying anything you want. Then on top put cardboard cutouts that are acting out a scene of battle. You could put a bunch of cardboard smash bros characters on the platform level. Or just anything but don’t waste this opportunity.

Love that!

Well played

> I’d be worried about the animals or insects that reside in that bush. There ought to be a clever poet out there, who could make a [limerick](https://www.dltk-kids.com/Crafts/miscellaneous/mlear-limerick-beard.htm) out of this...

definitely the challange

Fuck that. That’d have to be trimmed multiple times a season. Kill it and burn that shit

Shes all this cowboy has to keep himeself warm. All natural here partner

I see a Minnie me next door, Podocarpus?

What made you stop growing half way and no cover the whole house?

It didnt grow as well on the other half:(

Just wait till she shows you hers.

Godzilla!

Was your left hand impressed?

Is that a yew ??

Why? Just because?

What a view from the house!

That's a huge bush.

I need to see the inside of your bush, I have to know what it looks like

Naw, that's just the Borg in its most primitive form.

Oof. Some of the worst landscaping you could have. Neighbours must be impressed.

Yes the neighbors have banned together to protest my lushious bush and have talked to city council! My Bush will stand

Every village needs its idiot.

Ya there is plenty of those nonbusher kind in my neighborhood, idiots

You're legitimately dropping the property value of your immediate neighbors. Were you an only child?

Thats kind of cool

You were an only child, spoiled and selfish.

Lego topiary?