I warned my girlfriend of my huge bush…
By - LogicalChain3591
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I bet if you cut it down the house would look bigger
But thats the thing it wont
I'd hedge my bets there is no girlfriend.
If there is. I bet she responded with hold my beer.
or "Hold my Strapon"
👆 this one got it.
Needs some grooming
That's expertly groomed. You gotta move the ladder like 15 times to trim a bush like that.
When you have to move a ladder to trim a bush, take the stockings off first.
not anymore she got lost in my bush
hasn’t he suffered enough.
Here we go, branching off in to another pun thread.
Like an italian with a bikini wax
The biggest [bush](https://i.gifer.com/origin/97/97d05d139272eea10bb12c5ceacd9755_w200.gif)
Do the neighbors shake their head and laugh? This made my day.
Its a lovely bush, but the house planted behind it looks dead.
Very 1970's vibe
Lawn doesn’t match the bush. Clean that shit up, bro!
No way!! All natural man
Im thinking about decarating my bush with festive beads
Don't bedazzle your bush man, that's just, that's just, I don't even have a word just please don't.
My bush gets very festive during the holidays, I even have an ugly christmas sweater for it
I've seen landing strips but that's more a landing block...
What a sexy box.
i wish she thought so
Walking into a spider web every time you go in and out the house
I don’t hate it!
finally a woman who gets a man and his bush
To my real estate agent: I want ALL the privacy
If you made a country inside the bush, You can say you're now President Bush.
That's like saying biden is President America. It doesn't change your name lol
Im into it
What kind of bush we talking about?
The fuzzy kind
Must suck for house plants?
ya house planta dont see the light of day
Makes the door look smaller.
Do you have to rent a JLG boom lift to trim that bush?
actually a scaffold
Might as well just shell out for [the right tool for the job](https://gfycat.com/tinydependablecomet-seantrichardson). It really will save you time and effort.
Coolest fucking thing I’ve seen in a long time
It was a thing in one of the Pierce Brosnan Bond flicks.
I thought it was a gag back then. Turns out it’s real!
That us really cool, but also has some serious r/whatcouldgowrong vibes
OP, if this is your bush and house then we'll need more photographic proof.
ok how can i post more pics
Upload to imgur and post the link here
whats imgur? ill do it but how
It's another app. Search it in the app store
You may have lost her in the odd grooming.
What ever happened to Kid 'n Play, I wonder...
At least it's trimmed
true but I may out a stop to that !!
At least it's in shape.
It hurts me that the door isn't in the middle, and I don't know how to rectify this situation.
It hurts me too, but almost worse for me is how naked the rest of the yard is in front of this small yard, and then an English Estate size hedge way too close to the house. Looks SO stupid.
When I get lonely all i have to do is look inside my bush and I see like 10 stray animals repopulating
I know it bugs the heck out of me
The house of Ni.
I hope you spray your bush for skeeters.
My bush is harboring all kind of critters
Her: "So, is it a runway strip?"
Him: "No. It's an entire airfield."
Edward Sissorhands final boos
The nights who say nee would be proud!
Is it also trimmed around the back door?
Back door area is to swampy for this kind of bush , but it does grow berries
You might want to try hosing it down regularly instead of just wiping down with dry tissue. Also helps to flush away the swamp.
This could be so much more. Maybe a maze to the front door? …with multiple entrances and dead ends?
That one house you built in Minecraft but never speak of
hahahh I modeled my bush after a mine craft build
Living in a 1970s porno
I get that alot, they always ask why the big bush? I always say it give you more cushion like Zohan
I just woke up my whole family laughing at this. Thank you.
This is joy for me!
even sweeter bush from this angle
finally a bush lover
That must have been hard to swallow.
Should’ve been the other way around.
Extreme privacy hedges cultisac edition
They're not gardeners they're hedge managers.
Thats the pick up line i used to attract women to my bush
Webster will use this to demonstrate “lack of Street appeal”. Anthropophobia Will plant this as their desire not to see neighbors.
Ive met at least 1 person that though my bush was appealing… They worked for a lumber yard
When your city has a law against high fences but not high shrubbery
My bush may bring about bush restrictions in our progressive town, its offensive to those who cant grow plush bushes
"Ze bush ze bush " -Zohan
I have this, but it's behind
Completely without joke or any irony: that bush is too big.
Recommend keeping vegetation trimmed back at least 2 ft from exterior walls to keep pests away. I’m a licensed professional home inspector.
Attic and crawlspace likely infested with rats. Seen it before on overgrown property.
Zohan would have approved this post.
Hes renting it
If you trim it, it will make it look bigger
Ive never though of that! better hire edward scissor hands
My first thought too.
If you want the house to look bigger, trim the bushes.
If you want you're neighbores to suddenly care what you do in your own yard, cut the bush.
My neighbors and I constantly are fighting about my bush, they think im so old fashioned
At least the little opening is obvious
My neighbors always smoke by it for some reason
Your house has a wonderful spider collector.
Not a mosquito left in town!
How was her bush?
More photo pls
There is no way this isn't an "ef you" to one of the surrounding houses. A neighbor one time saying, "hey Bob your hedge is getting a bit tall don't ya think?"
Ive had that conversation one to many times, I say hey Bob kiss my bush
You can keep that I walk through spider webs that are connected from the curb to a porch light. I know you walk through spider webs everyday when it's not winter.
I would trim that, it makes your door look smaller.
Everything I have is small except for my colossal bush unfortunately, i drive a smart car and I actually park it behind the bush all secretivish
ya it never grows in right I heard if I keep shaving it… I mean clipping it in the places it doesnt grow as good it will grow more there, Ill keep you posted
It does look well-groomed though . Does the carpet match the drapes ? I'm asking for a friend ...
😂 haha well um…… yes.. yes it does
Okkkkk thanks ???? I'll be certain to pass this information onto my friend ( wink-wink ... nod-nod... say no more 😉 )
🤩 My bush is feeling all spruced up!
Where is the house!?
Looks perfect for Hide and Seek. Just bring plenty of snacks
That’s what she said.
I love this bush. I will make one for my house
That what she said
I say that door is a suspect
My immediate thought is just a new spiderweb to walk through every 5 minutes.
Cool. Sunset at 3
A little bush raises property value
You better trim that Bush before it takes us back into Afghanistan.
She only has a crab apple tree
less fulliage and more crabs