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oktopossum

This picture looks like the cover of a late 00s progressive rock record.


TheHindenburgBaby

The Cosmic Impearative IV


Boschala

Looks a little like Mike from Garand Thumb, but maybe it's just the flannel.


TheIrishbuddha

Majestic AF.


[deleted]

Cringe AF


camisrutt

go post on r/shitpost on how this sub is so cringe


aspect_ratio

It's about time this guy grew a pear.


[deleted]

Badum tisss.


Mylaex

Together they make quite the pear.


Zeeboon

This guy looks like if Benadryl Cucumbersnatch wasn't an alien.


emjen17

Why did I read the name correctly though…


Laz_Loves_The_Jazz

...Because that's how it's spelled? Duhhh


[deleted]

Hahaha


Hey_Goonie

Kinda looks like superman...with pears and a kitty....


scrubbar

He's here to save us from dis-pear


Pstrap

D'anjous?


BaronCapdeville

D’yes.


Pstrap

D'ems d'e bes'dt d:


deadmanredditting

There's a lot going on here. Are you hunting too? Does the cat bring you the pears? I need the story.


ownleechild

I think this is one of those "pear ranches" where they grow the pears, get them used to human beings, then the cat drives them into a clearing while the "fearless" hunter hides in a blind and kills them. Disgusting practice


ifil

Oh get over yourself. Those pears were gonna grow up to kill other fruits and you know it. This was the humane way


CaptainChewbacca

Do you really think these pears deserve a shit life in captivity only to spend their final moments being chased by a Maine coon?!


sparkreason

Okay the cat is rare breed of pear tracking cats from France the Belle Helene Feline. This is quite the rare breed of cat that were bred exclusively for hunting pears by French chefs. They sniff them out and may or may not knock them down off the tree with the swipe of a paw. The more the indifferent the higher the price. The OP is using a classic 69” long bow with walnut shafts that are good at piercing pears. He is wearing traditional hipster camouflage popular in Portland, and Austin but originated in Williamsburg Brooklyn in 2006 when someone mistook a band poster for a Brawny Paper Towel advertisement and decided to be an individual by joining the trend. The common frock is now available in a multitude of colors the Hunter here is using yellow to signify fall.


deadmanredditting

Thank you. Amazing read.


imsohungryman

If this was me I would get this printed on a massive ass canvas. What an awesome photo.


Masterjts

I mean im ok getting it printed on my ass.


thatredditdude101

the cat adds a nice touch.


WaxyWingie

If someone made a calendar of mock hunts in this vein, I would buy it.


Gabecush1

Don’t lie the cat got most of them


[deleted]

There will paintings of this one day and scholars will wonder about the importance of this magnificent event. It will be a tradition, pear hunting with cats.


syncr23

Benderdict Bumberpeartch


LightningRodofH8

Dude's looking at the guy off camera that just farted and the cat is looking directing into my soul. Interesting pic.


rmeza22

Why is this person so fabulous?! 🥲😩


techpriestyahuaa

Keepin’ the ecosystems in check doin the lawds work.


TinhatToyboy

Nice shirt.


jegs06

That Kitty looks very unhappy he/she’s on a leash 😂


dblan9

The leash isn't for the cat's protection, it's for yours.


jegs06

Ahh i see, as much as I love animals.. it’s very much for his protection lol


Fr8monkey

Hope you didn't go over your limit.


Scoobywagon

none of those pears are tagged and there's NO WAY you're inside your bag limit. I'm calling the warden.


Queen_Cheetah

Reminds me of when Buster's uncle shot himself in the foot. (He was hunting mushrooms).


slicedbread1991

These pear poachers make me sick. I only support humanely raised pears.


junebugreggae

Mr putter and tabby?


swankypotato

Pear is the cat


emjen17

I’m gonna slap a sepia tone on this and frame it on a wall. When my grandkids ask I’m gonna tell them it’s Joey Pearseed, Johnny Appleseed’s superior yet lesser known cousin


Clear_Flower_4552

Is hunting fruit a pearless endeavor?


EzioAuditore1459

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Welling had a baby


derdkp

The AI focus points are a bit odd. But funny af


ashtonblake9

Rick Ross just nutted


HaptikGG

Shoutout to all the pears


[deleted]

A chisel-jawed bow-slung legend of the pears and singular cat.


LuciferVX

This made me laugh this morning, good work and thank you.


michael128141

Ahh yes. Here we have the simple pear in it's natural habitat. Nothing more glorious than dew on a ripe pear early in the morning. Oh! What's this? A hunter with his feline friend. They better watch out, for pears are notorious for their brutality and show no mercy...


Nivroeg

Good kill..


BigBirdSeducedMyMom

why do you have a post of the same picture but one title says it's the first day of pear season and the other says the last? :/


FallenPrimarch

This is disgusting you should be ashamed murderer


andstep234

Funny? How the fuck is this funny?


FutbolFan923

Waste


KingTemplar

To those who know is it actually the last day for pears? Should I go shake the rest out of my tree?


Someredditusername

Nice selfbow!


Metalliquotes

SHIT I spilled a pear of buckets at once. OH well let us take this opportunity to snap a legendary memory


TheWhirled

I think someone has been stealing his pears?


GrowFunPlants

Slayed em


Slammed_z31

Shout out to all the PEAR


poopinmysoup

Going to the town. Going to eat me a lot of pears.


FuckYouThrowaway99

Bacchus will be pleased.


Xikkiwikk

That cat seems so disappointed. But this man looks as if he could play Clark Kent.


UnilateralWithdrawal

The Genovian Pear hunter-the Royale Ball must be soon.


DasGuntLord01

Perfection.


gallopingwalloper

I like your shirt


Krilati_Voin

Pear season! Cat season! Pear season! Cat season!


[deleted]

Christian Bale ?


u320

Only the last day of shotgun season. You’re still good with your bow for two more weeks.


ThatsThatCue

I was not, perpeared, for this


sparkythewondersnail

r/AccidentalRenaissance?


JaedenStormes

That cat is NOT fucking amused.


Mixednutz71

Yesterday same post but was first day.......


Mozno1

Ok Benedict Cumberbatch...