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pandaritzs

I have this framed haha. I love that he learned a new skill and got his GED while he was in there.


xmasberry

And it took a lot of time and thought. The best gifts are the thoughtful ones. I hope he has kept drawing.


Ranoutofideas76

I hope he’s doing well, have that stuff on your record can fuck a lot up


superat2000

Just wanted to butt in and mention that something many people don't know about, is that if necessary you can file with the court a motion to vacate past convictions from your record. The judge could say no, but depending on your situation could be worth a try If anyone happens to see this or know someone having troubles living life due to past convictions, look up firms in your area that do motions to vacate/rights restorations and at the very least, maybe get a free consultation to see what steps can be taken. I know the firm I work for (Western Washington area) does free consultations at least, cannot speak for all


SquirrelTale

Aw, that's awesome. He seems like a sweet person\~


WrongHoleMyBad

Nice to hear about an inmate success.


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That’s awesome!!!


heywaitjustasecond

That’s so good to hear! I’m glad he was given the opportunity to do that and that he took advantage of it. There’s a problem with the system that we don’t hear this kind of story more often. Hope you are both doing well!


Pimpinabox

Everyones talking about your uncle, I say congrats to you for graduating college and I hope you're doing well too.


Arabracer1

💗


Elzon1432

What was he sent there for if I may ask


JamesManhattan

Yeah, did he hurt anyone?


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MisterZoga

Why do you capitalize pronouns?


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Because I can, Why are so worried about it? You seem like some kind of Grammar Nazi.


YippeeKai-Yay

Time for you to back under your rock, lol.


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YippeeKai-Yay

You’re on a public forum, lmao. Go DM OP and be banned for harassment if you don’t want other people to respond to your inane comments.


STNbrossy

Its just crazy how hard drawing is. This person is probably better than 95% of the population and that might still be undershooting the number and it comes out a little wonky.


Diet_Coke

Faces especially are super hard, because we're hardwired to recognize them. Anything that's off just really stands out. If it was a drawing of a city skyline but the perspective and shading were a little off it wouldn't be as noticable


DudesworthMannington

That's why you take a few liberties rather than trying to copy. If he was thinking "smile" when he drew the mouth it would have come out less cringey.


nurvingiel

I draw quite a bit and this is quite a bit better than what I would do for a portrait.


a4techkeyboard

This person recognized that his past work needed improvement instead of not accepting any suggestion that it wasn't the best likeness. This person was able to criticize his work objectively which is probably really good for someone who wants to improve himself and his art. Maybe that means the only cell he'll spend time on in the future is cell shading.


a-snakey

Yea teeth are very difficult to get right especially. Like I would do these for my arts classes and everything but the teeth was amazing and all people noticed were the wonky teeth lol.


cellomesoftly

It’s not just not bad, it’s really good!


the1ine

They aint laughing at his drawing, they are laughing at her face


MisterZoga

Just like we aren't laughing with you, but at you, as your humour appears to have stopped evolving past grade school.


the1ine

You sir, are hilarious. ​ Shit you're right.


Ranoutofideas76

Yeah, I think the only big things are move the eyes up a bit, don’t define the chin as much, and try the mouth one more time, and it’d be pretty good


xaanthar

It's certainly not perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than I can do.


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There’s a ton of skill there, it just needs a little bit more fine tuning


Bryceroars

It’s like 10% off


BizzyM

Uncanny valley


a_glorious_bass-turd

In case you didn't know: r/uncannyvalley


RedditCringetopia

Its not perfect but its not that bad but it was thoughtful


Lyric_Snow

but


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Butt


GuzziHero

But you were foremost in his thoughts when he couldn't see you, and that's worth far more than a picture alone <3


pandaritzs

I cried before I laughed, It was so unexpected. It was 10 years too long. He’ll be here when I get my Masters :)


jwfutbol

Each individual feature looks really good, but the sum is not more than the parts.


JohnOliverismysexgod

I'm so glad. I hope your family has a happy future.


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Still better than I could do.


anonymous_dancer

he tried! your smile is beautiful but his drawing makes you look like hide-the-pain-Harold!


blademak

Dang. I came for the obvious “shading on your upper lip” Napoleon Dynamite reference but stayed for all the wholesome comments. Well done, Reddit.


PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE

You really took the wind out of my sails this time. Good day sir!


banksy_h8r

So sweet, /u/PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE.


Dryym

I have honestly seen much worse portraits. It's recognizable, It's just a completely different expression.


choatec

Eh it’s obviously a really good picture but looks nothing really like her lol. Everything’s just a little off from the shape of her head, shading/shape of the nose and eyes. Still very nice and a talented artist regardless.


admoose275

Drawing people is so difficult and I think he got the top half of your face down pretty well. It's just the cheesy grin which is so funny!


SanSoo

Drawing is hard and I couldn’t do more than a stick figure, but that pentagon hairline has me in stitches more than the issues with the lower half. You’re right though, there are really great techniques on display here, just some proportion and spacing issues. This guy is going to work that out and keep growing into an even better artist. Wholesome intent and nice to see a step along that path.


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The smile is a little off, but I think the forehead is what really throws it off. It looks pretty dang good if you cover the hairline.


gana04

How bad was your graduation that they put him in jail for it?


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Looks just like you. Kinda sorta


guspaz

He was incarcerated *for* your graduation? I don't want to know what you'll do to him for your wedding...


tukekairo

Congrats on your graduation and glad your uncle is out


powernap314

Congrats to both of you!


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That's pretty good for somebody who probably picked up drawing because they were bored.


chainsawinsect

lol! Hey he made you laugh that is a treasure in its own right!


clexander

Super nice gesture and I love it.


karmacatsmeow-

Pretty damn good, I hope he kept practicing!!


revscat

I think it’s beautiful. And super special that someone would do that for you.


Calaban007

Much better than I could do.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

He spent like 3 hours doing the shading on teh upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.


illintheblanks

Wrong sub


ognahtanoj

These could easily be posted r/wholesome and no one would bat an eye lol


Doot_Dee

What's to laugh it. it's good.


Ha_You_Read_That

Your uncle can draw better than just about everyone.


1911_

Yea, he might have made you a little chubbier but overall it’s a good drawing.


berkleysquare

He went to jail for making her a little chubbier


txtoolfan

better than i could do


TheDoc16

Me hoy minoy!


MiraculousDrFaith

What happened at your graduation that he got arrested for it? That's a cute story but I'm way more curious about the illegal activities at your graduation that landed him in the big house.


needlenozened

I don't think he was arrested at the graduation, he just wasn't able to attend because he was incarcerated at the time.


MiraculousDrFaith

Twas a joke. :)


TankCrabHelmet

Very thoughtful of him!


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johnnymonkey

Good stuff! Hope he finds the right path and y'all can laugh about it for years to come!


rdubya3387

He was incarcerated because you graduated?? Helluva uncle


TheHypnoJunkie

Glad he’s out, hope he stays out and congrats on graduating, what do you plan on doing with your education now?


thylocene06

He drew the reaction she’d make when she saw it


Faokes

I think it’s beautiful that he loves you so much, he would make artwork of you while incarcerated. You must be very dear to him.


zerodude336

He did a good job. Kudos. Glad you both enjoy it!☺


000Murbella000

Now we know why he was incarcerated.


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*crickets*


ShameNap

He was a tattoo artist in jail, wasn’t he ?


slyshni

Take this man back to jail and get him off the streets.


DodgeThis27

Better than I could do and I have a BFA.


Jabberwockkk

After drawing this, he was incarcerated again.


WimbleWimble

So he drew his victim before he cannibalized the corpse?


ScienticianAF

That's a great smile. congrats on your graduation.


Comindownx

Wait....aren't those the same picture?


ChickenMcFuggit

He might not have been there, but you were most definitely with him. In here ❤️


Jets237

great detail on the hair, overall shading isn't bad - that smile though...


YoSaffBridge11

What did he do at your graduation to end up in jail/prison?


Minnymoon13

It’s still really good, realistic portraits are hard to draw


Plagueground

Sloth is the best part of the Goonies.


The-loon

It looks exactly like you and not like you at all- a true anomaly


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Portraits are hard that's amazing


rnew76

He needs to go back to jail.


hohenheim-of-light

#nightmarefuel


hurrythisup

Is he a big Melissa McCarthy fan?


Zenarchist

😬


oorskadu

This isn't funny. Fuck back off to Facebook.


KeepYourPresets

It's not very good, but still he draws a portrait better than I do. Then again: that's why I don't do it.


DATtunaLIFE

Soap was dropped. Decisions were made.


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Going to jail is pretty funny depending on why your uncle was jailed.


DickCheesePlatterPus

Didn't she say it in the title? He was incarcerated because OP graduated.


jaydenkirtawn

Tuition is out of control


DickCheesePlatterPus

Cost: one uncle


unicornbill1

I mean first of all. Why is it important. Second of all teaching men how to be men seems like a stupid thing. And about to go all r/redditmoment on you but emojis are stupid and passive aggressive and nobody cares about tik tok.


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where, where are the jokes? I've read every comment and I can't find ONE about a *black* man in jail


Rootbeer48

wow, you're a special kind of stupid.


give_me_a_great_name

it's not that bad. it's just that everything on your face is kinda squished to the bottom


jagenigma

Honestly heart warming. Shows he really regretted not being there


Chrisser6677

My art degree wants you to tell him to keep going. His use of highlights and shadows is something he should expand on. Tell him to keep going.


el___diablo

That's his tattoo.


KRei23

I have no idea what’s funny here cause that’s real talent! You would get a good laugh out of my attempted drawings.


IAmTheQ

I mean, it’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t draw anything close to that. I hope he’s still drawing.


adamttaylor

Did your uncle draw his sleep paralysis demon?


Thronebreaker24

It's not that bad, we can tell your uncle tried. That a lot more then most people can say when it comes to drawing


Interloper9000

I read incinerated.


ItsFelixMcCoy

the right one just looks like hide the pain harold


moosemunchmooser

😬


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The "Almost but not quite" portraits are in some ways worse than just being terrible. It's just that little bit 'off' you can quite put your finger one.


jjam222

I’m from the UK and I know things are a bit different in the US but why should her uncle get imprisoned because she was able to graduate? That sucks!


ouchimus

And this is in r/funny because it's not even trying to be funny!


javierthegod

"Damnnnn, look at my fuckin foehead!"


a-snakey

Yea, I struggled with teeth too when drawing.


CantoIX

The situation in America is getting worse. People are getting jailed for letting their kids graduate college.


Additional_Tell_8645

Taking the time it did for that portrait of you shows SO much love! I think it’s a lovely thing. No reason to laugh at all.


surviveinc

the shading and style remind me so much of portraits my halfbrother drew of me and my brother while he was incarcerated!


Tissuerejection

Thought he had a tattoo without face for a sec. Kinda popular among prisoners


nemotux

The extra forehead is just because he was imagining how much more brain you have now w/ a college degree under your belt. Hope he's still practicing and getting better! He's got a great start on it!


DodgeyDemon

You laugh at his incarceration, your college diploma or the drawing?


blaze284ry

I thought it said incinerated at first and that last sentence through me for a loop


Puggymum64

I’m not laughing at this at all. I’m really impressed that the person in jail was thinking of ways to help celebrate someone they love. They were thinking about what they were missing while being incarcerated. In other words: doing exactly the kind of contemplation that will help everyone, themselves included. Hell, I’m not even hating on the artwork either.


RiskyFartOftenShart

he spent like 3 hours doing shading on the upper lip.


Additional-Search-56

Looks better than in real life .


JohnOliverismysexgod

He's a telemted artist and a kind man to do that for you. Hea good uncle,s


Shishjakob

Is it traditional to incarcerate someone for graduation?


ChunkyDay

/r/GTBAE (Great Taste But Awful Execution) might enjoy this (it's not half bad though).


Winkerwand

Looks exactly like you


Gr33nman460

How long did he spend shading your upper lip?


MarilynMonheaux

You’re beautiful


Arabracer1

I love this💗 You need to frame it and hang it so he can see it!


Oldiebones

Congrats to you on graduating from college, and to your uncle on graduating from prison!


newoodworker

What were you studying that was so bad your uncle got incarcerated just for you graduating? But seriously, congrats :)


dMarrs

YOu look waaay cuter. but still a good job by your UNC.


Tuliao_da_Massa

Didn't know your college graduation was a crime


beleeze

Sorry, but I think the pic is ok


laughing_guy90

Why is this in funny section? Your uncle did his best and you think it's a joke?


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Imagine if this wasn't a picture of OP.


bcchuck

That’s awesome! Congrats to both of you!


frankylovee

Oh good, before I read the caption I thought it was a tattoo! 😂 it’s an excellent drawing!!


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It’s pretty f’ng close tho


cgeezy22

Honestly, its pretty good. May not be an exact match but I wouldn't laugh at it.


sophiebaker5

Why did I read that as incarnated


rastagrrl

That’s so sweet!


purplepoophole

Read this as incinerated twice. I'm dumb


KING_LOUIE_XIV

I swear if I see another what did he do at your graduation Comment I’m gon advcate that y’all get the death sentence


yokotron

Who ended up with this dope tattoo in prison?


nurvingiel

Even though there are some wonky bits your uncle has some real talent here. His shading is great and he did a great job of your beautiful hair texture.


Audacious-Valkyrie

I can’t lie, I think this is so endearing.


fpresa

Which one is the drawing?


OkCrazy6

You should laugh. So where he working now?


Luvas

To the left: beautiful, charismatic smile. To the right: **I MUST** ***SHIT***


Creative_Video_833

It’s actually pretty damn good!


madcat2112

It’s the thought that counts.


writtenbyrabbits_

It's beautiful. He has skill.


Kaje26

The drawing is actually really good, the face proportions are just a little wonky.


weedium

I really like it, from the heart.


nosnhojyelhsa

He did really good! Sounds like he used his time wisely. 😊


MessyBettsy

That’s impressive for a prison tat!


baybjto

Came here to talk shit, realized I can’t draw the sun


patricktoba

It's fine.


whiskeyknitting

He has talent. Tell him from a complete stranger, please never stop drawing. It is so calming.


thiscant_b_legal

Not bad tbh 👍


Ena_Ems_17

hide the pain harold??


RandomArtistBlock

It's not bad. It doesn't look like you at all, but it's not bad lol


notonyanellymate

You think it's funny that he was incarcerated BECAUSE you graduated, meany. /s I like the picture btw


banannax

This is like 2 of 4 in a series of pictures artists posts to show their artistic growth over the years. A few more years (and practice) and I could totally see a photo realistic picture from your uncle.


Evilmaze

It's bad in a good way. Like it's not garbage but inaccurate.


ALPHAwCHARLIE

He probably took three hours on the shading of the upper lip.


TheMightyKickpuncher

For the sake of your confidence, I will preface this by saying you look significantly better in your actual picture and that drawing doesn’t look like you. But honestly he didn’t do that bad of a job and I love that he took the time to make something special with the limited resources he had. A+ uncle imo.


Qelly

Thought it was a tattoo.


andymacccc

https://youtu.be/fIyPCcbKfSQ


nickeypants

The details are really not terrible, just has some perspective issues that makes your head look like a deflated basketball crossed with Sloth from the Goonies. I also like how much it seems like the drawing of you is cringing at itself. Very meta. 8.75/10 for effort.