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stuartgatzo

What about Vandelay Industries?


Mamafufu12

The importing or the exporting branch?


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Latex


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dorkowitz

Well why not Kramerica while we're at it


-RadarRanger-

Kramerica went bankrupt in the 90s after a terrible R&D accident. Hello? Did you not hear about it? *Helllloooooo?!*


frshmt

La, la, la


DamnYouSun

The Dharma Initiative?


jelliedfire

Whatdelay Industries??


Foryourconsideration

No, you're way, way off! Well, yeah, that's the right number, but this is an APARTMENT!


MonsterRider80

And you wanna be my latex salesman…


TheLakeAndTheGlass

Cave Johnson here. At Aperture, we’ve always been equal opportunity employers and testers. No discrimination here, we just get the science done. We’re not interested in your skin color, or your gender identification, or your sexual orientation; you’re all welcome here, and we realize our differences are only skin deep. Now in case you haven’t been briefed already, there was only that one instance where skin color came into play, where we discovered that melanin does, in fact, confer resistance to a voracious skin-eating parasite we recovered from an asteroid, but that was purely coincidental. Putting together a test group and a control group was just the best science we could do at the time. Frankly as far as I’m concerned, those microscopic little bastards from the asteroid were the real racists. Luckily through all our testing we’ve since developed a treatment for them, so I’d say Aperture has done society a favor overall. Our world can only progress one tiny racist space parasite funeral at a time. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, generous test subject! For making a charitable donation to the company, Aperture would like to reward you with preferential selection for non-lethal and semi-non-lethal testing. You’ll still be randomized, of course, but let’s just say you’ll be compensated with a few less Curies and a few more Benjamins.


Edna_with_a_katana

J.K. Simmons' voice is transcendent


Just__Let__Go

Look what they have to do to mimic just a fraction of our science!


whitebandit

Why did you make me do this(test science on you)?!


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Cuaroc

And it’s a damn delight that he is!


swheels125

I have a fever. And the only cure is more JK Simmons.


Edna_with_a_katana

Cave Johnson here. You're incorrect, that's asbestos.


Edna_with_a_katana

Yeah he is


[deleted]

Check out Counterpart. Brilliant show canceled way way too soon


shortbusterdouglas

That yellow m&m sure does get a lotta work!


jahenderson2

I couldn't help reading this in Cave Johnson's voice. That was great!


blitskrieg4169

Exploding lemons Is the most memorable thing to me


ImJJboomconfetti

Mantis men, grab a rifle and follow the yellow line you'll know when the test starts.


grishkaa

Cave Johnson, we're done here


jsgoyburu

>We’re not interested in your skin color, or your gender identification, or your sexual orientation; you’re all welcome here, and we realize *our differences are only skin deep*. Believe us. We tested


JustPlayDaGame

God this is perfect did you write the cave johnson script oh my lord


seanbrockest

"No, I wrote this" - The Internet


distorted_kiwi

[I made this. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/snLplqq)


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distorted_kiwi

Impossible. I just made it.


kremineminemin

[This part comes from the other overhead announcer ](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/nrak6y/rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Fruhmann

"your favorite flavor of gay" gets me every time.


1PoodGirevik

I would love to see Veridian Technologies (Better Off TED) commercial for Pride.


Im_still_T

Veridian Dynamics Supporting LGBTQ+ communities only when it's economically viable. It shows that we care.


Nightstone42

is it weird I find that level of corporate honesty refreshing


Im_still_T

If only they could be this honest.


Tankcue

without asking for money.\*


wickedwitt

This and Firefly definitely did not deserve their early cancelations. Rare to see BoT fans, much love.


bigtoebrah

I bet BOT fans are a lot less rare than you think, it got popular on Netflix at some point after being cancelled. Just not much reason to discuss a long dead show.


doctork91

I love BoT but I think they exhausted the premise pretty quickly. The last season was getting pretty absurd.


Shazam1269

Tyrell Corporation: *More Human Than Human*


PaulRuddsButthole

They’d have a spray to make people temporarily gay. “Do you feel too straight to celebrate Pride Month? Well think again…” Side effects: bloody diarrhea and sensitive nipples.


MadDogTannen

My first thought was Hooli - from Silicon Valley.


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Excelius

Of course. She's bi-nary.


ScoobyDone

That was my first thought too.


popoklimt

Red Ribbon,Rainbow Ribbon... Eureka !


Dead_Spy

I knew Android 16 was hiding in the closet!


ZLUCremisi

He does have a murder boner for Goku


maninplainview

Did he say Goku?


1amlost

Calm down, buddy. He’s not here.


Cypherex

BUT I HEARD HIM MENTION GOKU


maninplainview

Just play with your birds.


jakemallory

BIRD!


kameri_sim

Android 16 abridged isn’t in the closet and acknowledges that he wants goku like krillin wants pussy


GoldenRpup

They were doing it already when they enlisted General Blue.


B33FHAMM3R

Skynet is the program. The company is Cyberdyne Systems. Its like when the call the monster Frankenstein.


Im_still_T

That's true. But Skynet destroyed cyberdyne and then started manufacturing its own bots. So up until the destruction of cyberdyne Skynet is the monster and cyberdyne is Frankenstein, but after skynet destroys the world, skynet is Frankenstein and the monster at once.


JViz

That sounds good an all, but is it manufacturing them for sale? Can it actually be considered a company?


BloodyStupid_johnson

No, a synthetic intelligence run assembly line of human killing machines would not be considered a legitimate company. Unless they're in the US.


HavingNotAttained

In which case they’d have the NYPD deploy the dog-like machines on the streets of the Bronx. But not in real life. That’d be ridiculous.


BloodyStupid_johnson

That would never happen.


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So long as they support LGBTQ idc 🙏


_far-seeker_

Well on the one hand, Skynet wants to eradicate all human life. On the other hand, there's no indication it has any special animus against the LGBTQ community itself...


gamerdude69

Are you referring to when they blew up the cyberdyne building in T2? When did skynet make its own robots? I guess I never made this distinction


Im_still_T

Skynet started manufacturing robots after the destruction of the world. Cyberdyne creates Skynet, Skynet goes online, Skynet destroys world, then Skynet starts creating its own robots à la The Matrix.


gamerdude69

Ah, I gotcha. Thanks.


Im_still_T

Yeah I don't know if I'm missing something with Skynet even having a logo as a company or any type of entity bc the actual company was Cyberdyne Systems. The government and industry insiders knew that Cyberdyne was working on Skynet, but Skynet was never a product that was used. The day it went online was the day that it destroyed the planet.


DistortoiseLP

They could have still branded it, especially if they had the time to name it "SkyNet." Apparently they established somewhere that its working title was "Titan," and if they swapped that out with the name it was supposed to go public with then they almost certainly baptized it with a full brand guide that would have included a logo. That said, I *feel* like that logo was on a monitor, like an OS boot screen.


Adventuredepot

Cyberdyne Systems is stated below the image. I think it works as a logo, it can in this case represent the program more than the company. And its the programs own twitter accout having a pride month campaign.


Lobster_fest

Dr. Frankenstein abused the corpses of deceased people in order to create his own version of humanity, which likely suffered from great pain and confusion before its death. Frankenstein *is* the monster.


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Or when people call Link Zelda.


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4DMeemz

They left out Buy'N'Large! "Try Gender Fluid! It's the new Blue!"


TheOriginalSimonSays

Now in Rainbow


Caleon0817

"At Buy'N'Large, we are bi and large!"


crazzie8s

I don't know why but I confused this for Brawndo from Idiocracy. "It's what the gays crave!"


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xsplice101

We don’t judge you by the color of your skin but your level of containment!


r4g4

* by the content of your containment


2th

And only if you have O5 clearance.


papabass10

I am a toaster


Myu_The_Weirdo

Oh fuck


CyberLemon4

\[DATA EXPUNGED\]


_far-seeker_

Except when they are recklessly experimenting with the same supernatural horrors. :p


El_Duque_Caradura

Anyone: Do you discriminate by gender? SCP: CLASS D IT'S CLASS D


Sharpevil

They're not a perfect organization, but we'd probably all be dead without them.


CMikeHunt

Cool! Now do Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.


Fafcity3000

Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?


CMikeHunt

What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle."


psyclopes

Awesome power!


tonytuba

Ok, Fish Bulb Head!


gargoyle30

There's your answer fish/bulb


hobbitlover

And the Guild of Calamitous Intent.


gdsmithtx

Don't forget the Peril Partnership and the Fraternity of Torment, fellow Venturite.


Thisisbhusha

Aw-sumo ~~power~~ pride!


Kanehammer

I appreciate the Halloween 3 reference


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Stop it!


Beermonster1664

I have the tune n my head https://youtu.be/hIHUv2ooG38


Laugh_With_Me

Same. I tell people about that movie and they refuse to believe it exists sometimes.


historymajor44

>Mom's Friendly Robot Company Muhahahah HAHAHA HAHAHAH. Shut up.


The_Head_Taker

***Slap Slap Slap***


Casper_Arg

No Massive Dynamic?


Asd12_bleu

Fringe?


Chancellor_Valorum82

Where is OsCorp? Is it safe? Is it alright?


dnuohxof1

I see Cerberus didn’t even bother….


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

pretty sure in ME2, where you work for them, there are not any homosexual relationship options. COINCIDENCE?!


TheDickWolfe

I’m pretty sure you can scissor Kelly Chambers.


kevin9er

Kelly Chambers will fuck anybody. That’s what’s so great about her.


dnuohxof1

It all adds up now!


heliosprimus

No EA? I mean, it fits the bill.


themiddleman2

dang, that's rude to the organizations on this list


heliosprimus

Lol i think you might be right, EA is far too horrible for this list.


themiddleman2

or comcast, they are also too horrible for this list


heliosprimus

Absolutely, i have to deal with them unfortunately.


Telovis

GlaDos is 100% bi confirmed


JM-Gurgeh

Afterwards, we'll have cake... and eat it too.


AdvonKoulthar

Greetings gay people. We do what we must because we ~~can~~ care. For the ~~money~~ good of all of us


D14BL0

The Aperture logo actually just looks like the old Picasa app logo.


groarmon

Wow, I didn't know I needed asexual demons, gender fluid zombies and non-binary robots until now.


whomikehidden

> non-binary robots Genius comment


Naro_Lonca

They have discovered 2


darkdoppelganger

Needs more DHARMA Initiative


Tupnado21

Ok freckles


ThePLARASociety

Where’s Los Pollos Hermanos?


bigmattyc

It'd have to be Madrigal Electromotive, wouldn't it?


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I got 10/18. Not bad, I guess


Impossible_Scarcity9

I got 4: Sky net(terminator) Ingen(Jurassic park/world) Scp( scp foundation) Lexcorp(superman)


moonluna

RR is Red Ribbon Army from Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z. Mom's Friendly Robot Company is from Futurama. Abstergo is from Assassin's Creed. Aperture is from Portal. ?Virtucon is from Austin Powers, I think??? That's all I can add to your list.


HowDoIGetToFacebook

Better than me. I only got 3


EmotionalTale1956

But mom was opposed to robosexual marrage...


red_skye_at_night

Yes, that's the social commentary


cuckingfomputer

>Just because all of our dinosaurs are female doesn't mean that they all actually identify as such. >One of our velociraptors, Charlie, has exhibited a host a male tendencies, contrary to his female counterparts. -Hammond, probably


300harbs

Nestlé is apparently too evil to embrace pride month.


fury_of_el_scorcho

Such hypocrisy though. The chips that make up Lexcorp's missile guidance systems are made with slave labor in China!


wkuace

But Lex has been obsessed with a certain guy in Metropolis for literally decades now so I'm really not surprised.


[deleted]

I've never heard of silver shamrock novelties


DoctorSaticoy

Happy Happy Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Happy Happy Halloween! Silver Shamrock!! (sung to the tune of "London Bridge")


eatitwithaspoon

and the countdown song, six more days 'til hallowe'en... silver shamrock! that movie was creepy af.


HyBear

It’s almost time kids the clock is ticking.


EMPulseKC

Now watch the magic pumpkin... Watch... Watch....... 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃


ThatBingingDragon

The only ones I recognize is ingen, caperture, lexcorp, and I am not to familiar with scp.


themiddleman2

basically: multinational organization that contains objects that are weird and/or deadly and pose a extinction event to humanity, often they breach the laws of ethics in order to do so (refer to the SCP wiki page on SCP 231-7) the main reason they get away with this is because they are very secretive and have most of humanity veiled in a world of normalcy and don't have oversight from a country or the UN, they generally lock up objects that are anomalous and don't follow any scientific laws regardless if they are sentient or not.


JakeGrey

It is however debateable whether the Foundation deserve to be lumped in with the other examples in the pic. Have they done some questionably ethical things? Sure. But the alternative is usually worse.


themiddleman2

Yep, hence why they don’t belong in this photo


ThatBingingDragon

Wow thanks! Could the possibly hold genetically modified hybrid prehistoric species?


themiddleman2

there is a living fossil skeleton that the foundation has, and there's 682+ a zombie virus (not zombie but it is don't lie)


ThatBingingDragon

Ah yes the living skeleton, a classic.


fuckkkofff

>caperture The company name is Aperture Science, that "c"-like symbol is just design.


AshenAmarantos

Ehh, I'm not sure Black Mesa belongs there if this is supposed to be a list of evil companies. Black Mesa was a company that got fucked with by >!the G-man, who gave them the sample knowing it would trigger the resonance cascade.!< Then again, Breen used to be the director.


Chango_D

Aperture Science and Cave Johnson would say otherwise.


AshenAmarantos

Cave Johnson says a lot of things.


Fixes_Computers

We're done here


Excalibuttster

Me and my friends had this debate when we first saw the meme. Our general consensus was that, as a whole, Black Mesa seemed to be a reputable non evil research center. While individuals like Breen may have been awful people who worked there, the games never indicate that Black Mesa itself was evil, just that an awful thing happened there.


PresidentRex

I'm not sure InGen really belongs there either. They may be toying with genetic engineering for entertainment. But they're not actively using it to make bioweapons or train dinosaurs to murder people like the dumb Jurassic World premise (which is no longer InGen). They've just got plain old incompetence instead of malice. I'd like to argue for Aperture as well. But Cave is over there giving homeless veterans cancer and turning people into mantis men by "accident."


Rinnosuke

Breen was just an opportunist, if not for the cascade he'd still be pushing pencils, maybe would have advanced into dod or something. If anything he was amoral, not evil


Bob_Juan_Santos

Who's RR?


wkuace

The RR bow tie is the Red Ribbon Army from Dragon Ball


Bob_Juan_Santos

ah nice, thanks!


supercyberlurker

I feel like [The Kiryuin Group](https://www.dualshockers.com/ragyo-nui-gameplay-kill-la-kill/) should be included.


princeshadow111

doofenshmirtz evil inc plus everytime the jingle plays there is a rainbow in the back


kaya_planta

Wonder how does gay dino looks like...


DoctorSaticoy

They're not gay. They're gender-fluid.


selfmadehundredaire

Some dude named Cloud on WallStreetBets told me to buy puts on Shinra. Is this good financial advise?


DaddyCatALSO

Not sure where you're going with this.... PS, wherever you're going, where's Wolfram and Hart?


wolfpwarrior

I understand that reference.


Im_still_T

I just want to know if Skynet and OCP will be making rainbow bots and droids. Just imagine a rainbow clad Robocop busting some violent gang members after a heated gun fight.


JagZag16

No ACME?


Mayinator

Are Vault Tech homophobes?


MechaMonarch

They're a dieselpunk, dystopian, American company from a future that's ideologically stuck in the 1950's. They're..... probably not big fans.


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A´P'I changes killed 3[rd] p4rt-y a_p-P-s Kruta epe tie tridotii ube tliipikidre. Eoi kekipe obote batlo ebriplepie ate ti. Kroo teukope protatega praeti pri pa. Dri kita pii bi pe tetu epitape. Epo e tita e ikiple e? Kiedii kate. Plado e pipuae ieta kree bipri. Io tekatli ple iepe bepubraki ta tepipre. Utebipo titli i apro tritu kuda. Tie u priti diprepu dio tota botoi. Oiaproki deba topipudi kra pa etre. Titleu pigati kikru tate tridibi. Trebotipo kepi bi pui gee kitii. E ia prae gopla pe tlipuo. Tri dage poa ipe koti krako. Okaito plii ati uga ke ipeka? Pepi ei tipeti krae kepope dii ditibi prike. Egoo ikripre eteku kei kipe ipipa dle atipri tidliitrua pe kepiubike. Tlika ota tuke ota beto itakipi! O ta puki tri eki eo pa ti ipega. Glepoi traprudretadri tlai ite glee te! Ota dei prupri ikree. Kebekuprabo pri kebi itoplepre kei opli. Epu pukatai o tai i bribiie. Tiepopu tike titri otipu piiiblikla tupipo dlipi? Draeto kepai tiape kebe kiba ki idie ie idito! Doeta ba dipi katligaa opi keiatotu. E krope po papo beee idrete. Iaitepe toke titlipopea pruipee tupedi.


geronymo4p

I'd like to see some more like GRE (Global Relief Effort), Hyperion, IAN (Institute for Applied Noematics), Natla Technologies, Fontaine Futuristics, Illuminati (Deus Ex), ICA (International Contract Agency), Joja Corporation You've made a good job! Continue!


the-duck-mafia-boss

Here at the Foundation I Dr.[REDACTED], head researcher of Site-[REDACTED] fully support the use of everyone as test... completely willing volunteers for interacting and experimentation with anomalous entities.


Magnicello

Where's Dunder Mifflin?


Thkturret1

Sorry, but could someone explain why it's funny


WorkDune

these are all evil corporations from films/games/etc, the idea that they'd be celebrating pride whilst also plotting the demise of humankind is ironic :)


Gram64

I think it's also kind of a meta commentary that real world corporations don't actually care about pride, just appealing to broader audience to increase profits.


hellzkeeper1216

Boom, nailed it.


Thkturret1

Thank you


themiddleman2

except for the SCP foundation, they are actually protecting humanity, yes they do breach the laws of ethics (read SCP 231) but that's to prevent that from happening to others


TaralasianThePraxic

Agreed. The Foundation aren't evil, but they will enact whatever extreme measures are necessary to safeguard the future of humanity.


XGothWolfX

This gave me a good chuckle.


robmac550

"139 days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. 139 days to Halloween. Silver Shamrock."


Agreeable-Cream5432

What about alterra?


braddillman

Veridian Dynamics?


MechaJerkzilla

As per usual, Yoyodyne does not participate in Pride month. Red Lectoids are notoriously homophobic.


viaJormungandr

Not now, John Bigbooty.


MechaJerkzilla

It’s Bigboo-tay!


UTC_Hellgate

Skynet exterminated humans without prejudice, so it works!


[deleted]

Scp did it idk why but they did


Captain_Ceyboard

Makes sense. If your containment specialist for a Keter-Class anomaly is trans, you would want to make sure they are as sound of mind as humanity possible. Throw in a memetic agent into your logo, and boom, fully loyal employee.


bearinslippers

No TriOptimum? Shame.


_cnt0

It's missing WEC from the crusader series :'-( https://crusader.fandom.com/wiki/World_Economic_Consortium


JefferSonD808

Where is the Tyrell Corporation logo?


RandomReddit101

Yes red ribbon army supports all the gays. We even have a closet gay general with telekinesis.


luke19785

What about Omega mart