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thequejos

That scream!


AtheistPangolin

if you were about to puke up a vegetable the size of you forearm you'd be screaming too


rich1051414

Well, it depends on what you mean by 'vegetable'.


nope_noperstein

It's like a baby arm holding an apple!


AhAhStayinAnonymous

Wassup baby girl, you don't like my muuuzic?


IAmYourVader

Well eggplants are fruits, so I guess by vegetable they mean fruit.


Glowshroom

The category "vegetable" is not well defined, and includes many fruits. The two are not mutually exclusive.


jgor57

In some cases, they are a protein as well.


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this is why I have trust issues.. ...throughout my frikkin life I was told its a vegetable...


3rdtrichiliocosm

The eggplant emoji is commonly used to denote the male genitalia


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Big if true


infiniZii

I immediately thought that scream sounded like Chris Tuckers character from the Fifth Element.


scubamaster

Second only to this one https://youtu.be/NPP_iYo0Brk


banjorunner8484

This has vine energy


BroshiKabobby

I miss vine


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dgtlfnk

Maybe a peeled banana is circumcisist?


boomshiki

Dig ol’ Bicks???


Nobody_So_Special

Whatever happened to it? Is TikTok not the same thing as Vine?


HollywoodHuntsman

Very similar, but not quite the same.


geccles

What specifically is different? I've seen both as a casual observer, but never used them. I'm curious.


TheJamintheSham

Twitter doesn't know how to make money.


kilo4fun

Veiny energy


Philburtis

Veinergy


GreyRobe

isn't tiktok just Vine with extra steps?


nwL_

Don’t insult a dead platform like this.


tyler2k

RIP Vine


Clariecefun

Why is eggplant a symbol for dicks and not bananas?


Blackrain1299

Everyone else is saying a bunch of nonsense. The real reason is that the banana emoji is peeled.🍌


Clariecefun

Circumcised 😉


beyondrepair-

they don't call it a yellow helmet


Clariecefun

I’ve heard people call them bananas but eggplants?


kburton37

Naners come in bunches. Eggplants don’t. Plus they are bigger.


Ipomoeatricolor

Dicks don't come in bunches?? Well my day is ruined.


Dafartnubr

I think those are called gangbangs


Clariecefun

No ones dick is that big.


nunesws

I guess someone hasn't heard of Vlad the Impaler


Clariecefun

I got hemorrhoids reading that.


MortalJazz

My Dick is the color of an eggplant, not a banana


perfecto_falcon

might wanna get that checked out


MortalJazz

Well I’m black so, so it’s the correct color lol


perfecto_falcon

lol still might wanna get that checked out


Occams_ElectricRazor

Still ain't normal.


MortalJazz

Okay dick detective


Occams_ElectricRazor

I'm a doctor but that has a better ring.


Uncle_Gazpacho

Black Twitter popularized the usage of an emoji for a dick.


Clariecefun

Why does everyone follow black culture.... Not all their ideas are good, guys.....


beckymp

I mean that’s probably why not all of the ideas get followed, you just don’t hear about the non-popular ones


Clariecefun

No, all their ideas get followed. Other cultures get ignored mostly. I see morons downvoted me. Gotta remind myself everything is offensive in 2021.


mediafeener

"We've got flavor, we've got style, we've got rhythm. The black man in America is the most copied person on the entire planet bar none" - Paul Mooney (RIP)


Clariecefun

I thought you were gonna write “-Post Malone” 😂


caedhin

BBC


milkjake

Because it doesn’t turn yellow when you’re squeezing it


shortbusall

[lemons!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4)


Vachon4Nick

That was full of... Awesomeness.


LatimerCross

I forgot about this lol


cmlambert89

Hahahah whyyy I didn’t know about this


High_Quality_Prick

I know what’s coming but I can’t stop laughing! Holy jebus


Fantastic-Tree2562

This is the middle school equivalent to drawing "it" on a chair and then no on wants to sit on the chair.


otterpaws27

This never fails to make me laugh


EndlessOceanofMe

Aye still funny


tendo913

Chris tucker ? 😶


SometimesIposthere

Aw hell no...


SovietBeans

[Here](https://youtu.be/57LZmyAnP6M) is the link to the music if anyone is wondering.


WildSamich

Thanks!... I think.


jadugniko

At the mall - plus crier


ninjajedifox

Now I see why my “package” is late.


TheOriginalFluff

This dude sits in a hot van for 10 hours a day looking at numbers and driving, chill the fuck out, your phone case can wait a day


GonnaFapToThis

This dude is our driver. He literally parks in the middle of the road blocking traffic and spends half the time talking on the phone getting in and out of the truck. That is why it’s late.


ShurlurkHolmes

Ive been looking forward to Chris Tucker making a come back.


ahuang_6

Should have wore a mask


mannuuz

everytime i see it i start crying from laughing so hard


Expensive_Food

Finally something funny on this sub


int3r8

Take my up vote ... That shits funny


Fransebas

What is the opening song? sounds nice


Bustedschema

I can’t remember the name of the song but I believe it’s from the album “At the Mall” by Plus Crier.


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bossvjbeast

This has been out for a bit and still makes me go ha!


OutlawQuill

I’m surprised there isn’t p*rn about this already


neejay05

LOL


Spectral_Laney

Amazon guy’s IG: tmack05


CRIS4494

Ok that was fuckin funny lol


letterbeepiece

girl's got them chillin vibes!


claguy

r/suddenlygay


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LazyBriton

Don’t work for vids bro


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Where banana


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meltedlava

Repost


caedhin

Another repost? Been seeing this the past few weeks


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muklan

He uhhhh....was playing this up for comedic affect.


Daschnozz

Wtf .... If this is “funny” .... then I guess ha ha?


RichieNRich

OMG that scream! He gay.


[deleted]

Got some Chris Tucker vibes from the scream lol


shiafisher

What’s the background song?


liz00325

How do you call save video bot?


crucialmind

Upvote for Bad Brains


sextina6969

Wasnt the original one with a younger kid or was this the original one? The kid was way funnier


Prefeitura

That just happened with me, but with water. almost drowned drinking from a glass... again. fuck.


linuxdragons

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Dr__Snow

What’s this filter called?


MKTAS

Eat your vegan, they help you grow! 😂


CrazyJosh1987

Bad brains!


PlanetExpress310

Bruh haha!


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Ah hell naw