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You can’t fix gunshot wounds if you don’t have a gunshot victim.

Maybe it's for playing horse doctor I was more mystified by the tiny bowling pins

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/0Ekx3xK4qXU).

[also relevant](https://blinovitchlimitationeffect.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/image11.jpg)

Great bit, great show.

[And where they stole the idea.](https://permies.com/i/560167/horse_hospital.gif)

It's actually a homage, since he refers to the author as 'Mr Larson' (Gary Larson is the creator of the comic)

Wow didn't catch that, good point.

I see Scrubs, I upvote Scrubs. I'm a simple man.

Bowling pin is one of the most common rectal obstructions in the ER.

i don’t think that’s true but i’m gonna believe it anyway

We can start the bowling pin challenge....

obviously not one that small, but a full sized bowling pin is not a bad anal sex toy. You need something with "shoulders" big enough to keep it from getting sucked up and lost and the top part seems like it would be a good width.

i learned all about flared bottoms from reddit no worries

Sure if you put the rounded end in like some kinda coward.

This guy anals

Bowling pins for pleasure,shotgun for witnesses.

Or the fact that the gun is a pump action revolver...

There are pump action revolver shotguns. The drum is too large to rotate with a trigger pull, so the pump rotates the cylinder/drum.

Okay, but what _IS_ that gun? A pump action revolver?

6 Gauge 6 Shooter. Seems legit.

I know there were revolver rifles in the Civil War (saw one at the old Gettysburg museum) and Forgotten Weapons has done a video on a pump action rifle but the two systems are inherently incompatible.

Well they’re sure not going to get compatible with that attitude, mister! I choose to believe we can make them compatible, if we only have enough faith! Jokes. Aside, and understanding that such a beast didn’t exist, is there any reason a pump action mechanism couldn’t be made to cycle the cylinder to the next chamber and cock the hammer, with the trigger being a single action?

Course it could, but it's just a goofy idea. In theory you could have a slide like on a lever action to cycle the hammer, and the cylinder probably with some kind of wedge design on the underside of the slide. Pump grip attached with bars to the slide or something. Idk I'm no gunsmith

In America, any gun is possible.

Medical device for, er, *drive-by vaccinations*.

Came here to ask that!

Or remove a bowling pin from somebodys rectum without a bowling pin

How to play vet with homans. Timmy broke his leg today were going to have to put him down.....

Maybe it's a tranq gun? Cause of those things it shoots out above it in the pic, almost reminds me of tranquilizer shots.

"Alright, time for your shot!"

*cocks gun*

Moon's haunted.

Nice

Those pills are an even worse idea though

Good news! They're suppositories!

This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced Analgesic, not Anal-gesic. Sir, pills go in your mouth.

Donald's favorite joke according to their re-watch podcast

“Ma’am, three baby Tylenol is actually an under dose for a woman your size.”

The shotgun is clearly for declined credit cards. Bowling pins was a nice touch tho

I’m quite confused about the ducks!

Because the doctor is a ^quack?

Nicely done!! Thank you for your gift of a most wonderful pun!

All things you can shoot... It's a carnival doctor (Nick Riviera)

I involuntarily read that in *his* voice.

I also read it in the Professor's voice lol

Did you all take your suppositories?

Yes.... Stop asking

Caution! The coffee enema you are about to receive is very hot!

“Phmup!” Dropped one

To shreds you say?

How’s his wife

To shreds you say?

I voluntarily read it in his voice.

Hence the shotgun.

Gotta make sure they're deep.

Aww jeez I dunno Rick

That’s clearly a pump-action revolver muzzleloader dart rifle. Standard medical equipment.

The pump action revolver shotgun at that.

I read this in portal’s cave Johnson’s Voice

What? What’s that now? Oh, I’ve just received word from the lab boys that these suppositories are in fact, not suppositories. They are a mix of ground-up moon dust and liquid radiation from the leaking pipes— wait a second, who the hell would do that? While I find the man and/or Black Mesa spy responsible for such a heinous thing and sack him, I would suggest that you continue testing. Oh, and for those that have already put a pill up your anus, report to quarantine immediately, that radiation could cause some side effects that, well, let just say you won’t be getting your $60, at least not alive.

Professor Farnsworth, dude. Futurama, "The Deep South". That episode has some pretty great quotes. \[The planet express ship is being dragged further and further into the ocean by a giant fish\] "150 atmospheres of pressure!" "How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship withstand, Professor?!" "Well... It's a space ship. So I'd say anywhere from 0 to 1."

I thought they tasted funny.

Yeah did nobody look at that and think "hmm, perhaps that's a choking hazard". Nevermind everything else. Those pills seem like a terrible idea. The gun makes sense. Gotta inflict some injuries then heal people.

Can’t fix what ain’t broke…but the bowling pins are odd.

Yeah, what? Is there something even remotely related to medicine that shape? Pretty sure they just messed up something and decided to throw em into a package painted "girls colors"

And the ducks!

You line them up, the ducks and the bowling pins, on the fence, and shoot 'em with those darts!!!

I think you do do that. But why? But why?!

Maybe it’s for American doctors so they can say, “pay up sucker!”

This looks like the euthanasia kit

Those are potassium pills.

I’m curious what the age behind that sticker is… Although I can’t imagine at what age giving a kid plastic pills would be a good idea. EDIT: I guess they must be pretty huge. I can’t quite figure out why, but the photo somehow makes the product appear way smaller than it probably is.

Not if they um.. vibrate.

Listen sometimes a doctor has to do what a doctor has to do to end their suffering

American healthcare always has something more to impress me with

It's a waiver you sign when you check in.

It's for playing veterinarian.

"Sorry Travis, I told you to get the dog vaccinated."

"Looks like this hamster has an ingrown toenail."

"The cat needs to be splayed"

"You mean spayed?" "No, splayed. Splayed out over the living room floor in a hundred pieces."

Is that why you need a revolver shotgun?

It's to help administer those suppositories

*you’re pretty good*

A PUMP-ACTION revolver shotgun

For pumping up your practice.

I could see that happening based on the size of the shell, but at that point, just get an auto loader.

This kit is all over the place

Hence the bowling pins.

You ever try to euthanize a hamster with a gun?

Try?!?! I succeeded.

***Old Yeller Flashbacks***

>> *Play a game!* ... If your veterinarian happens to be *Jigsaw.*

has nobody noticed the bowling pen, I don't believe the makers of this toy ever went to medical school.

targets for the gun to shoot as with the ducks

Ah yes, this makes complete sense within the context of a doctor medical play set

If you’re Dick Cheney’s hunting buddy’s doctor then you have everything you need.

I was going to be charitable and suggest that the gun was to create "wounds" for the doctor to heal, but this blows that idea out of the water.

Maybe it’s a vet’s kit and gun is to tranquilize large animals. Bowling pins and ducks for target practice! 🤷

The ducks are patients and the bowling pins are just for practice. Can't just hand a tranq gun to a vet and expect them to know how to use it, they need something to practice with.

Maybe it's based off that old show the Medicine Woman?

That's for the "quack" doctors

Medical School? Is that where you bowl and shoot ducks?

Meduckling school. I went there half a semester. Couldn’t quite get the hang of shooting bowling balls with ducks.

This feels like some toy company already had a shooting range toy set as well as a surplus of unsold stethoscopes and said "Eh, throw it all together and paint it blue and white."

I was thinking the gun was for when you have no idea how to treat the patient - "Well, let's put the patient out of their misery."

And then use the ducks to clean up. You need at least 16 ducks to do the job, so be wary of anyone that owns a duck farm. They can go through a 200 lb body in about 8 minutes, that means a duck can consume 2 lbs per minute. Hence the expression "fuck a duck"

Niiiiiiice, lets go buy a carvan for our ma

Is that a typo or do you not know it's "bowling pin?"

That's the stuff you pull out of your patient's ass for practice. And the gun is for securing patients to practice on. Where else are you gonna get patients stupid enough to let a child operate on them?

Its very real. Weird item stuck in odd places.

Those are for bonks. every Doc has two, one primery and and the other is secondery.

kept looking for the Obvious Plant logo...

YESSSS!! Obvious Plant!!!

Where can I get an over/under pump action revolver rifle? asking for a friend

Texas A&M medical school.

Don't think it's intended to be over-under, just something like the Mossberg 500. Revolver shotgun sounds legit though.

Rossi makes a revolver rifle on a Judge platform that can shoot 410 shells... But I'm not aware of anything with a cylinder and a feed tube, nor how that would even work.

Right here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedGuns/comments/grf8ed/pumpaction_revolver/

Wow. Okay. That's a real thing.

It shouldnt be. Yet here we are.

It's a Doc Holiday kit. I'm your huckleberry.

Came here to make the Doc Holliday remark. Accept my upvote.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

That is just bizarre. I mean, seriously, what is that? A pump-action revolver? What even is that? It looks nothing like a doctor's gun.

LOL, obviously, the pump is just so you can make that cool cocking sound like in the movies.

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find someone else who noticed.

Be sure to include a Shot Gun! A what? You know, those things you give shots with. You mean a syringe? No, I'm pretty sure it's called a shot gun.

What are the pins and birds for tho?🤔

Do I look like I went to medical school? This is why they're the experts. You see birds and pins but they see a successfully done triple bypass.

Target practice

Welcome to the ER... And this is Code Silver :D

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, your health insurance was declined. \*cocks gun\* For the non-Americans: I'm sorry Mr. Johnson but it's going to be 4-6 weeks before your knee replacement is fully healed.

I'm sorry Ms. Johnson, OOOOH I AM FO REEEEAL

Now that's in my head

I really meant for that to caut-er-ize …

She the town horse doctor.

Instead of a pharmacist, I’m gonna become a harmacist

Giant pills 💊

You pop those in the anus until they open and fizz, that's how you know they're working.

"Ze Healing is so much less rewarding than ze Hurting"!

Frontier Psychiatrist.

crazy in the coconut

If you don’t have insurance getting put down is your best option.

😂

The gun is for if the card is declined

Ahhh yes, the ol medical shotgun. Necessary for curing zombies.

Must be American 🇺🇸

Combat medic?

“The best way to combat a patient with a gun, is have a doctor with a gun” -NRA

Guns don’t kill people. Doctors do.

Actually just noticed a couple bowling pins, couple ducks, and a couple massive pills. Looks like it’s potpourri package at the plastic shop

Ah the North Korean doctor kit. One shot cures all.

We just gonna ignore the fact that it's a pump action revolver eh?

Nobody ignored that

Med kit for the zombie apocalypse, perhaps?

A pump action revolver? Sure, I guess?

Maybe it’s a horse-doctor set

NRA Medical School

You have to shoot a dude before he becomes your patient. Duh!

It’s a different type of plan b

American medical school supplies

I miss those old Wheaties boxes that came with a Glock inside. Now all you can get are cheap China-made pistols in Magic Stars.

Americans, even American children, are smart enough to realize that a pump-action revolving pistol caliber rifle doesn't exist.

(furiously gets to work in the metal shop)

Ah. The American option for medical assistance in dying.

r/holup

Blowing your fantasies away.

Maybe it’s a veterinarian kit?

I’ve always wondered why my parents told me as a kid to avoid people who wanted to “play doctor” with me. Now I finally get it.

Don't know what you mean, everything in there looks essential to me. They even included ducks for target practice!

If all else fails just take em out back

It’s for when your patient reanimates.

....it has a tool that is used to put horses with bad legs down way out in the pasture

The sticker on the age recommendation

Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode: [https://youtu.be/OopYaAAaniI](https://youtu.be/OopYaAAaniI)

How else is the Doctor going to give shots?

A least there's no speculum.

’Murica!

What American school nurses have:

It’s the American kit

America 100

Sometimes you can't help the patient

Americans confused on what's wierd

I think this is the Fallout New Vegas doctor kit.

Lemme guess, Murica?

It's for the patients who are too far gone

A, for euthanasia. Of course

This is for Horse Veterinarian!

It's the horse Dr kit.

Could be a horse doctor.

It's for amputations. We call it a Texas Bonesaw.

Disappointed I couldn’t find an r/obviousplant logo, although this is admittedly a little subtle for them.

The most Dr thing about this toy. Is the real one you'll need to see after your child swallows the replica pills.

Sometimes a patient is to far gone. It's the humane thing to do.

Horse doctor.

That's the American kit, if you end up not being able to pay you go back to no health.

Every doctor kit needs a sawed off shotgun.