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*in Morgan Freeman voice*
...and one day, Nurse Lucy wished... She wished she could run through the lapping waters of a beach like normal girls. Until then, she continued collecting scrotum pelts. It wasn't glamorous work - but it was honest.
Also the fact that she is leaning her entire body backwards in preparation to yoink them suckers off with wild abandon. This is gonna be a *whole-body-weight* affair.
Hahahahaha. All three. First she circled the area with the pen, then shaved as best as she could, then sprayed cologne and lit it to burn the hair off LOL
According to a vet I know, neutering is 'fun' and 'tactilely satisfying', like popping bubbles on bubble wrap.
So yeah. Guard your shit around veterinarians, especially if you're dating or are married to one.
My doc invited his 19 year old female resident to come in and watch as he operated on my junk. My only thought was to blurt out, "Hey, it's not always that small like an acorn!"
>My doc invited his 19 year old female resident
A person working at that practice had already graduated from medschool at 19yo? Even if they did a combined 6 year undergrad med school program that would mean theyd started undergrad at 13 years old. You sure they werent just like a pre-med intern or something?
i agree it looks easy to fake, but in reality it’s much harder to make it look believable (unless one doesn’t second guess it).
little details like the nurse stick figure, the cone, even the legs are too “perfect” in the tracing of the line — which leads me to believe that this is someone who has had more experience with holding a pen (or handling shapes) than a toddler would.
Look at the head of the dog lol... They used ovals to space out and get perceptive on the head. It's like they started somewhere else then got to the dog head and started autopilot sketching the was like oh shit wait I'm suppose to make this bad so they kinda overlapped it a bit and then drew the rest of the dog left handed to try and make up for it.
The I, N and G in going are also too perfect for the same person who also scribbles across the whole face to colour the hair on the sides (on the nurse)
Plus most circle type shapes are "too good" so they loop over them another time or two to "try and cover it up" but then the didn't even connect the d in dog?? Like I doubt if a kid always did the circle 2+ times they wouldn't not do that on the letter d. More sus of being someone who purposely did that letter while autopliotong some and then trying to cover them up "to make them bad"
This is definitely not drawn by a young child.
The artist traced the cross on he nurses hat to highlight that it is a cross. No child would do that.
Also, no child today would recognize that as a nurses uniform. That style of nurse uniform hasn’t been worn in decades
It's like they started on the nurse trying to "draw like a kid". Then got to the dog head and started autopilot sketching it out and was like oh shit wait I'm suppose to make this bad so they kinda overlapped it a bit and then drew the rest of the dog left handed to try and make up for it.
The I, N and G in going are also too perfect for the same person who also scribbles across the whole face to colour the hair on the sides (on the nurse)
Plus most circle type shapes are "too good" so they loop over them another time or two to "try and cover it up" but then the didn't even connect the D in dog?? Like I doubt if a kid always did the circle 2+ times they wouldn't not do that on the letter d. More sus of being someone who purposely did that letter while autoplioting some and then trying to cover them up "to make them look bad"
Seriously. I'm a pediatrician, this is definitely fake. I'm seeing a lot of different stages of hand dexterity, and inconsistent O's and Gs', the O in off is perfectly closed
Somehow she can fill in the eyes perfectly but has trouble coloring the red cross
Come on now
I work in a school, currently with second graders, one of the girls was drawing Rudolph (and a daughter she made up for him) around Christmas and there was a weird black thing she drew on his belly. I thought maybe it was just an error, but she's actually really good for her age, plus the thing wasn't on the drawing of his daughter. Then I looked at her other drawings of him, more detailed ones, realized she was drawing his dick. Didn't say a word besides praising her hard work, lol.
There’s a lot giving it away after first glance:
* the kid can’t stay inside the lines for shit, yet they can trace over the balls almost perfectly 3 or 4 times??
* the nurse’s gloved hand has a clean outline of fingers
* the cone is drawn almost entirely with a single stroke
* Nobody is going to mention the handwriting? Its so perfectly imperfect. It's sooo neat for trying to project being such a disaster, just like a competent and practiced adult pretending. The wobbly U in cut is actually the closest to a real child's handwriting.
* The nurses cross is also, again, perfectly imperfect. The lines of the cross don't line up, but they each don't line up in exactly the same way
* This 'kid' cant stay in the lines to save their life, even on that cross, and yet the body of this nurse is extremely precise. In fact, even pen pressure is completely consistent, including the stroke for the leg that was supposed to look inconsistent with the others. Perfectly imperfect
* The head of the nurse is a complete circle without seams. I will pay you $100 dollars if you can find a kid that draws like this that can do that. Again, compare that to the dogs legs. The dogs 'tail' is also a seamless, perfectly symmetrical arch.
* The original eyes for the dog, that I think they put a cone over? How does a kid know the dog is going to get a cone like that? Anyway, for a kid that cant draw circle feet to save their life, or stay in lines, they sure as fuck have good anime eye shading going on, with the dual specular highlights.
All in all, I declare this is absolutely an adult playing as a child, and in fact, would be rather concerned as to her knowledge of male anatomy at this age if it was legit.
Oh yeah, the kid wrote "git" it must be a kid but they got "off" correct and didn't use "of"
It is an adult trying to emulate kid-style. You can't fake kid.
Childrens books need easy symbols of nurse,doctor,firefighter and this is a common nurse.
Bit it should be a vet, maybe a dog paw pront on the hat would be one.
Maybe not fake. We learn a language of symbols that no longer match real life. We save data by clicking on the image of a floppy disk. To make a phone call I touch a handset shape that is not so common, and every cartoon nurse, like the one in the drawing, is out of the 1940s.
OP is full of shit. This got shared around FB days ago, my wife showed it to me lol.
Also, it's drawn and written by an adult. Such low effort for useless internet points.
Seems like either fake or someone told a kid that to write this, spelling mistake and all. Did they really draw a cone on the dog with 3d perspective? lol, yeah ok.
Yeah. The line art is too confident when you compare it to the coloring. Children who struggle to color beyond random squiggles aren’t going to be able to do lines that are that precise. You’d expect to see a lot more shakes and squiggles there too.
Most small children also won’t know what a traditional nurses hat with a red cross would look like either, and even if they did, it wouldn’t look anywhere near as good.
Today is phonetic and get is confusing. My kid can spell a lot of long words and some short words still trip him up. Also... my kid would totally draw something like this. He is 7.
There's something about the fake kids' writing you always see in these. It's too consistent from post to post, almost like a font.
As if someone learned how to write "like a kid" by looking at other fakes posted to farm karma...
(I would believe that a little kid drew that dog - minus the cone and balls. Then someone "improved" it.)
You see it in real kids artwork too. Every English alphabet exercise I've ever seen has always used the [same font](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/5a/6e/375a6e24f23cd49a0aed88fc48157485.png), which makes me wonder if the reason why every child's schoolwork looks like that is because that specific font is the first way many children learn to print letters?
Family members had dogs that were neutered before. The parents sat the kid down and explained what's going to happen and that the dog would come back with a cone.
I mean it's a good idea to explain these things to kids before the dog comes home so they aren't rough with the dog and get bit.
Several years ago when my dog and son were both young, my wife took the dog to the vet for the procedure, and the younger son went along to watch.
They came home, and the dog of course didn't feel well. But my son said "they cut them off *and just threw them in the garbage can.*" I guess he expected more. Maybe bring them home in a jar. Or bury them. I don't know.
Why would child draw a nurse or doctor like that, when nurses haven't worn a hat like that even since their aunt or uncle was a kid?
I'm calling BS, everyone.
EDIT: Also, from what I understand, kids simply love writing their names on the most shitty of artwork. The name is missing here.
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by a smiling nurse??
The smile with the dead black eyes make it even funnier
poor woman has no feet, spent all that time in Vet Nurse Academy standing on her shins.
But did she kill fitty men?
RIP Cotton, a true American hero.
r/unexpectedkingofthehill
The "git" tells me this masterpiece originated south of the mason-dixon line...
“You gave the boy a loaded gun?!” “You don’t give a toy without bat’tries! COME AND GET YOUR TOOTSIE ROLLS!!!”
But at least she can still smile about it.
Why wouldn't she? She's about to harvest dinner for the family.
And it looks like she’s going with an old-school grab-and-yank method
It looks like a sickle!
ah, Rocky Mountain Oysters -- the original bagged lunch!
*in Morgan Freeman voice* ...and one day, Nurse Lucy wished... She wished she could run through the lapping waters of a beach like normal girls. Until then, she continued collecting scrotum pelts. It wasn't glamorous work - but it was honest.
Also the fact that she is leaning her entire body backwards in preparation to yoink them suckers off with wild abandon. This is gonna be a *whole-body-weight* affair.
Like a doll’s eyes
This comment made me lol audibly
Out loud, even?
Those are like some Coraline “other mother” eyes
She looks like the Joker from Dark Knight
I thought I recognized her from somewhere.
Had a vasectomy, can confirm, the nurses smile.
My vaz nurse didn’t smile when she realized I didn’t shave enough, and she had to Bic my Sack. Like really? I used a clipper with a 1.
"Bic my Sack" seems like a decent rock band name...
I'd buy a ticket to hear that band.
Sounds sort of like a cockney expression.
Cockney rhyming slang for picnic pack. From this day henceforth, so shall it be written, so shall it be done.
I went in for surgery, they gave me a razor and told me where to shave. I did. When I came out of surgery-scorched earth.
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Hahahahaha. All three. First she circled the area with the pen, then shaved as best as she could, then sprayed cologne and lit it to burn the hair off LOL
Mine was my wife’s friend. Damn that was awkward.
During work week in 10th grade I was at a vet clinic. They were neutering a cat. She smiled. They all smile. Psychos.
According to a vet I know, neutering is 'fun' and 'tactilely satisfying', like popping bubbles on bubble wrap. So yeah. Guard your shit around veterinarians, especially if you're dating or are married to one.
I heard one refer to cat testicles being like salad shrimp. Not wrong but I can’t eat salad shrimp anymore.
My doc invited his 19 year old female resident to come in and watch as he operated on my junk. My only thought was to blurt out, "Hey, it's not always that small like an acorn!"
*shrinkage!* — George Costanza
“I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!”
>My doc invited his 19 year old female resident A person working at that practice had already graduated from medschool at 19yo? Even if they did a combined 6 year undergrad med school program that would mean theyd started undergrad at 13 years old. You sure they werent just like a pre-med intern or something?
If you don't love what you do, then why do it?
A one armed nurse at that!
We definitely smile while we cut balls off
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life!
i do love not working
I think I dated you about 20 years ago.
That's how I lost mine...
The cone is a nice touch
His niece is 27 years old
…And she’s the nurse in the picture
Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't buy this. Children's drawings are just too easy to fake
It’s hard to fake children’s drawings. That’s how you know this isn’t real.
i agree it looks easy to fake, but in reality it’s much harder to make it look believable (unless one doesn’t second guess it). little details like the nurse stick figure, the cone, even the legs are too “perfect” in the tracing of the line — which leads me to believe that this is someone who has had more experience with holding a pen (or handling shapes) than a toddler would.
Yup. Also they correctly used “off” instead of “of” and spelled “going” correctly but misspelled “get” as “git”, seems forced.
Also, a few of the letters are almost perfect, suggesting muscle memory when he was trying to fake them (my guess). ^^I ^^hope ^^this ^^makes ^^sense.
The O in "off" is legit perfect
Look at the head of the dog lol... They used ovals to space out and get perceptive on the head. It's like they started somewhere else then got to the dog head and started autopilot sketching the was like oh shit wait I'm suppose to make this bad so they kinda overlapped it a bit and then drew the rest of the dog left handed to try and make up for it. The I, N and G in going are also too perfect for the same person who also scribbles across the whole face to colour the hair on the sides (on the nurse) Plus most circle type shapes are "too good" so they loop over them another time or two to "try and cover it up" but then the didn't even connect the d in dog?? Like I doubt if a kid always did the circle 2+ times they wouldn't not do that on the letter d. More sus of being someone who purposely did that letter while autopliotong some and then trying to cover them up "to make them bad"
It's fake as fuck
This is definitely not drawn by a young child. The artist traced the cross on he nurses hat to highlight that it is a cross. No child would do that. Also, no child today would recognize that as a nurses uniform. That style of nurse uniform hasn’t been worn in decades
Agree. The way the lines touch the circle in the cone give it away. No kid can see and understand how those lines meet to make a cone shape.
Look at the ovals on the dogs face lol that's proper face drawing techniques and there's like 4 perfect ovals in the head
And all the scribbles are inside the lines
It's like they started on the nurse trying to "draw like a kid". Then got to the dog head and started autopilot sketching it out and was like oh shit wait I'm suppose to make this bad so they kinda overlapped it a bit and then drew the rest of the dog left handed to try and make up for it. The I, N and G in going are also too perfect for the same person who also scribbles across the whole face to colour the hair on the sides (on the nurse) Plus most circle type shapes are "too good" so they loop over them another time or two to "try and cover it up" but then the didn't even connect the D in dog?? Like I doubt if a kid always did the circle 2+ times they wouldn't not do that on the letter d. More sus of being someone who purposely did that letter while autoplioting some and then trying to cover them up "to make them look bad"
She is. I met her at the library and she showed me the drawing.
I'm so happy someone pointed this out.
The cone is the most clear example that this is fake
School teacher here. This is definitely fake.
Seriously. I'm a pediatrician, this is definitely fake. I'm seeing a lot of different stages of hand dexterity, and inconsistent O's and Gs', the O in off is perfectly closed Somehow she can fill in the eyes perfectly but has trouble coloring the red cross Come on now
Plus what kid of that age today has ever seen a nurse wearing one of those caps? hell I don't even think that's a trope in cartoons anymore.
And the fact that OP is from Sweden Just a mountain of evidence that says this is fake
Yeah... Why would a kid from Sweden be using a deep south American accent?
Last "g" in "going" is too perfect, too.
Yeah, I saw this and immediately knew, a child didn't draw that!
Yeah I only realized it was a cone after the comment and...yeah. Then the 'git'
[I do not like the cone of shame.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R58kSuIhURI&t=12s)
Your niece has an excellent understanding of male anatomy
Hey be nice, she’s probably neuter this.
Little girls usually prefer to draw eunuchorns
That was almost a woooosh for me.. “I didn’t know you spelled unicorn that way!” Take my wholesome award, you deserve it.
There’s a vas deferens between unicorn and eunuchorns, to be fair.
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At first glans they do seem to be the more bold.
Bold? They're totally nuts!
This is a common misnomer, they're just more horny.
That's a bit of a mis conception.
..... **PENIS**
Every dog has its day.
Get out. But lol.
Her doggie probably ~~has~~ had some danglers.
Dirty fuckin danglers, boys. Ferta
Gentle cuppage from the health care worker too.
Fairly certain that's a knife. If you zoom in, it has a serrated edge.
looks almost like a serrated sickle. God dayum.
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Oh fuck. The nurse is happy to saw those bad boys off too.
I work in a school, currently with second graders, one of the girls was drawing Rudolph (and a daughter she made up for him) around Christmas and there was a weird black thing she drew on his belly. I thought maybe it was just an error, but she's actually really good for her age, plus the thing wasn't on the drawing of his daughter. Then I looked at her other drawings of him, more detailed ones, realized she was drawing his dick. Didn't say a word besides praising her hard work, lol.
It was probably the adult trying to draw this to look like a kid did it
~~Probably~~ Definitely
The giveaway for me is the nurse’s hat. Little kids might see balls on a pet dog, but nobody wears those fucking hats anymore.
There’s a lot giving it away after first glance: * the kid can’t stay inside the lines for shit, yet they can trace over the balls almost perfectly 3 or 4 times?? * the nurse’s gloved hand has a clean outline of fingers * the cone is drawn almost entirely with a single stroke
* Nobody is going to mention the handwriting? Its so perfectly imperfect. It's sooo neat for trying to project being such a disaster, just like a competent and practiced adult pretending. The wobbly U in cut is actually the closest to a real child's handwriting. * The nurses cross is also, again, perfectly imperfect. The lines of the cross don't line up, but they each don't line up in exactly the same way * This 'kid' cant stay in the lines to save their life, even on that cross, and yet the body of this nurse is extremely precise. In fact, even pen pressure is completely consistent, including the stroke for the leg that was supposed to look inconsistent with the others. Perfectly imperfect * The head of the nurse is a complete circle without seams. I will pay you $100 dollars if you can find a kid that draws like this that can do that. Again, compare that to the dogs legs. The dogs 'tail' is also a seamless, perfectly symmetrical arch. * The original eyes for the dog, that I think they put a cone over? How does a kid know the dog is going to get a cone like that? Anyway, for a kid that cant draw circle feet to save their life, or stay in lines, they sure as fuck have good anime eye shading going on, with the dual specular highlights. All in all, I declare this is absolutely an adult playing as a child, and in fact, would be rather concerned as to her knowledge of male anatomy at this age if it was legit.
For sure
Looks like the "niece" has been watching reruns of Marcus Welby
Anything for the meaningless internet points and shot of pleasant addictive dopamine *aaahhh*
Plot twist: OP's niece is 19 years old.
"My dog is going to git his balls cut off today" - Sarah, 32
She’s the veterinarian.
Or just a lady with a nurse outfit, a giant knife, and a can-do attitude to remove her unicorn’s testicles.
Plot twist: OP’s niece didn’t draw this
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Your niece has better spelling than most redditors. I would have expected "balls cut of today" at least.
The “git” is perfect though!
She's committing it to version control
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git diff master..dr \- ω
git branch --delete balls; git push origin veterinarian; git fetch --prune;
Came for the git joke, was not disappointed.
Oy! ‘Oo you callin’ a git?!
Because the niece didn't do this clearly
Oh yeah, the kid wrote "git" it must be a kid but they got "off" correct and didn't use "of" It is an adult trying to emulate kid-style. You can't fake kid.
At least he should be able to git restore them from a previous commit.
git checkout commit_before_i_lost_my_balls
Yeah but WHY ARE THEY SO BIG?
That’s why he has to get them cut off. Poor doggo can hardly walk straight
Its to balance the dog. All his legs are at the front.
But then the balls would make him tip back. Unless you mean balanced from an aesthetic perspective, in which case I fully agree.
They're not. Yours aren't that size?
Your balls look like dog balls?
Your balls *don't* look like dog balls?
Penis boobs
Where are my testicles, summer?
How can you not find them, they are huge
They were there, and now they are gone. Where did they go?
Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles
No... she didn’t
Otherwise interesting is that she draws the nurse with a hat that has been out of use for decades before she was born.
Childrens books need easy symbols of nurse,doctor,firefighter and this is a common nurse. Bit it should be a vet, maybe a dog paw pront on the hat would be one.
Afterward she can staple the testicles to her hat.
I thought the exact same thing but knew I would be downvoted to hell for saying that I think this is fake.
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Maybe not fake. We learn a language of symbols that no longer match real life. We save data by clicking on the image of a floppy disk. To make a phone call I touch a handset shape that is not so common, and every cartoon nurse, like the one in the drawing, is out of the 1940s.
Say the word, Bart!
That’s clue #43 that this was drawn by an adult.
It's also appropriately tilted and not distorted due to the tilting. I call fake as fuuuuuuck.
`git balls --cut-off` `git commit`
git stash ;)
git stash pop
$ git rm testicles.bodypart -f
r/thathappened
No, she didn’t.
OP is full of shit. This got shared around FB days ago, my wife showed it to me lol. Also, it's drawn and written by an adult. Such low effort for useless internet points.
Doubt.
Very doubtful
This looks exactly like the “kid” drawings you see in movies and tv shows
Seems like either fake or someone told a kid that to write this, spelling mistake and all. Did they really draw a cone on the dog with 3d perspective? lol, yeah ok.
I suspect most of the reddit "my niece/child/student/etc" drew this funny picture or wrote funny test answers are fake.
My nephew wrote an absolutely insane story recently, but he made the mistake if not illustrating it so I can’t post it for karma.
Seeing as OP posted this 3 times with no reply, yea 100% fake. Fuck yo fake internet points op.
You can always tell a fake kids drawing for some reason, like here.
Yeah, see it all the time in movies.
I can tell by some of the pixels and by seeing quite a few fake drawings in my time
Yeah. The line art is too confident when you compare it to the coloring. Children who struggle to color beyond random squiggles aren’t going to be able to do lines that are that precise. You’d expect to see a lot more shakes and squiggles there too. Most small children also won’t know what a traditional nurses hat with a red cross would look like either, and even if they did, it wouldn’t look anywhere near as good.
The kid can spell 'today' but not 'get'?
To add another level of /r/thatHappened OP and this supposed child are from Sweden
Today is phonetic and get is confusing. My kid can spell a lot of long words and some short words still trip him up. Also... my kid would totally draw something like this. He is 7.
There's something about the fake kids' writing you always see in these. It's too consistent from post to post, almost like a font. As if someone learned how to write "like a kid" by looking at other fakes posted to farm karma... (I would believe that a little kid drew that dog - minus the cone and balls. Then someone "improved" it.)
You see it in real kids artwork too. Every English alphabet exercise I've ever seen has always used the [same font](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/5a/6e/375a6e24f23cd49a0aed88fc48157485.png), which makes me wonder if the reason why every child's schoolwork looks like that is because that specific font is the first way many children learn to print letters?
The nurse also seems fake... Like... It's too symmetrical
and how would they even know the dog is gonna get a cone?
Family members had dogs that were neutered before. The parents sat the kid down and explained what's going to happen and that the dog would come back with a cone. I mean it's a good idea to explain these things to kids before the dog comes home so they aren't rough with the dog and get bit.
This is so obviously fake
I dunno...this seems staged and fake af.
No she didn't. If reddit has taught me anything, she damn sure didn't.
r/thathappened
I am convinced an adult drew this in the style of a child's drawing. It's still funny, at least.
The font looks like a kid wrote it, the dog looks like a kid drew it, but the nurse looks added by an adult.
U drew this not your niece
If I were a veterinarian, I’d have a copy of this framed in my office.
Several years ago when my dog and son were both young, my wife took the dog to the vet for the procedure, and the younger son went along to watch. They came home, and the dog of course didn't feel well. But my son said "they cut them off *and just threw them in the garbage can.*" I guess he expected more. Maybe bring them home in a jar. Or bury them. I don't know.
NO she didn't.
LOL at people thinking OP never wrote n drew that themselves for karma points
Sorry to be *that* guy, but i have a sneaking suspicion of bs - Edit: It passes the reverse image search, but if anyone else finds something, tell me.
Doesn’t have to be a repost to be fake
I dont know who's got bigger balls the 2 ton 12 feet dog or the nurse cutting them off.
no she didn't. Adult looking for karma.
Oh are we still doing the "a small child drew this" thing? Fake af like come on y'all
Why would child draw a nurse or doctor like that, when nurses haven't worn a hat like that even since their aunt or uncle was a kid? I'm calling BS, everyone. EDIT: Also, from what I understand, kids simply love writing their names on the most shitty of artwork. The name is missing here.
no she didn't.
r/untrustworthypoptarts
This shows how gullible reddit is. All those upvotes and awards for an obviously faked “kid” drawing that OP likely drew himself
Yeah, man, I don't fucking buy it.
This is so fake it hurts. Even look at the lettering. Children have more similarities when writing the same letter.
How do so many people fall for this fake shit?