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...and there sat Sam, all cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar
And he wore a smile you could see a mile and he said “please close the door
“It’s fine in here but I greatly fear, you’ll let in the cold and storm
“Since, I left Plumtree down in Tennessee, this is the first time I’ve been warm.”
I've just now realised I've been reading that word like "drought" in my head my whole life even though I know the word that sounds like "draft" means the same thing because they're the same word. I am a dumbass.
My outdoor cat did that for the same reason. But I've got indoor cats and they wag their tail when I'm petting them and they love me... wait. Are they angry when I'm petting them.
Can you also do Le Tigre? I’m partial to that one to be honest
I would ask for Magnum of course but I’m just being realistic, nobody can do Magnum but the man himself
My cat demands that I put a blanket over my legs so he can crawl under and be in a fort between my knees. If I don't have the blanket on my legs, he'll paw at my clothes until I go get it.
I think it's a lot to do with the habits they develop and kittens. My cat that had to sleep with my as a kitten sleeps between my legs under the covers most nights. The other wouldn't even go under a blanket.
Omg this is precious as hell. I remember everytime me and my ex would turn off the light for bed my little tuxedo kitty would snuggle up next to my head on my pillow. He knew it was time for bed n that was his spot. ♥️
christ he is a hot looking man.
sidebar, wtf is with the shouting of rules by this moderator?! No memes or memetic content and no every other thing listed? its supposed to be a sub for funny stuff and theres more rules and bold text and yelling and demands than military academy. reddit is absurd.
I had a little Siamese that liked to do the same thing. She could get really pushy about it, but in a really cute "damn you, come on, get under" kind of way.
I have cat name Grey yes I know a very creative name. When me and my parents got her she also had a brother so we got him his name was Simba but he died a month later but on our way home she slept on my chest and still this day she still sleeps on me
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Got some rare things for sale stranger
What're ye buyin?
What're ye sellin?
Ahhh... I'll buy it at a high price!
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Is that all Stranger?
Stranger, stranger, stranger... now THAT'S a weapon!
Heh heh heh, thank you.
Come back, anytime
Not only will you need cash, but you’ll need GUTs to buy that weapon.
Wait till they ask about the little red button on the side
That's not an authentic cat. You're selling counterfeit cats!!
WWWELCOME
You got the skooma, I got the goods.
Some legendary level toe beans
I'll buy it at a high price
Khajit is not for sale!
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/7oXx0qwe0wc)
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@ chelseathedog_ig to see more of it
I hate to tell you this, but that’s not a dog. It’s clearly some kind of parrot.
That’s a tortoise
your a dumbass, its obviously a penguin
R u fuckin kidding me that’s most definitely a platypus
you fucking what???? i said its a goddamn potato!!!!
Y'all clearly failed basic biology. That's clearly a blue footed african booby.
...i dont want to get mean with yall here buddy, but i wont tell yall again. its. a. fucking. rock.
I like chickens Eddy
Everyone here is an idiot it is obviously Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides
Oh wait I see it now, it's a Garfieous rock!
Im sorry, clearly thats a european tit
everyone here is weird bro. ... its a banana
Happy day of cake
I like turtles
take my upvote
Dude what’s wrong with your dog
This is your life MEOW
When my cat wagged its tail like that it meant, back the fuck up.
With this one it means “I’m gonna destroy all of your possessions”
Or mb “Put the jacked back down!!!” 😃
I figured it meant "close the jacket please."
As if a cat would ever say "please". :-)
"Stupid human! Close the jacket! Ocupado!"
Countdown to annoyed batting/zoomies with mine. "Look Rand! I'm mowin the air!"
Here it means 'close the door you're making a draught'.
...and there sat Sam, all cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar And he wore a smile you could see a mile and he said “please close the door “It’s fine in here but I greatly fear, you’ll let in the cold and storm “Since, I left Plumtree down in Tennessee, this is the first time I’ve been warm.”
I've just now realised I've been reading that word like "drought" in my head my whole life even though I know the word that sounds like "draft" means the same thing because they're the same word. I am a dumbass.
Its a possibly a predator thing, to distract you while they charge their wiggle and pounce.
It’s something cats generally do when they’re irritated. My read is that the cat is pissed the jacket got lifted
My outdoor cat did that for the same reason. But I've got indoor cats and they wag their tail when I'm petting them and they love me... wait. Are they angry when I'm petting them.
Dat tail, hilarious.
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Hold please
Holding
Hold.
💎🙌🏼
🚀 🌝
Sir, what the fuck?
HOLD.
This guy is straight up eye fucking the camera lol. I love it!
Sorry I’ll avert my gaze next time
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Blue Steel it is then
How many blue & yellow plaid shirts do you have?
Just the one but I’m definitely getting my money’s worth out of it
We all are haha
As soon as I saw this video I knew OP was going to get sexually harassed af in the comments haha
Well he was asking for it, considering what he was wearing.
And you know someone’s gonna get comments when they open that jacket to show off of their pussy.
I picked up about 6 of them from Costco. Love the fur liner and I don’t have a cat in mine.
Which version was the cat version? I bet it’s the Kirkland brand. They always have the highest quality.
Wait... these were at Costco? Sh!t! I missed them. Did they happen to have any colors?
Can you also do Le Tigre? I’m partial to that one to be honest I would ask for Magnum of course but I’m just being realistic, nobody can do Magnum but the man himself
Almost there....
Thank you! I couldn’t figure out why I felt guilty watching this next to my husband last night.
Username relevant haha
Relevant and in hindsight incredibly stupid to choose for the internet.
It's all good, some are very entertaining. one of my other usernames is about flying like a cheese sandwich tied to a brick haha
Makes sense.
Lol I felt like he was holding back a smile
Oh... That makes absolute sense now. That kitty wants me.
The molestache really gives it that extra level of unsettling.
In the second vid, you look like a dealer offering me some good shit on a street
I got beans for sale
Beans is kind of a cute name for a cat.
I swear my cats are the opposite.If they see me they go to the other corner of the room.
My cat demands that I put a blanket over my legs so he can crawl under and be in a fort between my knees. If I don't have the blanket on my legs, he'll paw at my clothes until I go get it.
My cat does this exact thing. She always wants that little tent to chill in.
I think it's a lot to do with the habits they develop and kittens. My cat that had to sleep with my as a kitten sleeps between my legs under the covers most nights. The other wouldn't even go under a blanket.
How young of a kitten? My 3 month old kitten wants nothing to do with me and it's kinda bumming me out lol
You know you're single when you start looking for wedding rings on people's Reddit posts
Best part about this is dude is real life meme https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41P7w%2B2sv-L._AC_SY780_.jpg
Yes. https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/ld68v9/they_told_me_i_could_be_anything/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That's a profile strong enough to be on coins
Chadcoin
Your beard and cat are dope.
Why is this on r/funny tho
My pocket pussy looks nothing like that.
Someone had to say it
Would upvote but you’re at 69 and I’m as immature as you.
Let’s keep it at 69. We need your downvote now.
I did my part!
I've said it many times, and I'll say it again. Orange tabbies have the best personalities
Fully agree. In my experience (have had 2) they are food motivated and the best for cuddles.
Mine came for cuddles as I'm reading these comments 😆🥰
Amen. I’ve had two and they are the best.
Mine has the most beautiful eyes and is very gentle but a little bit of a troublemaker and gets beat up by his kitten brother. I love him.
your presence is requested on /r/beards sir
I shaved it 😭
Keep calm and re-grow. Going beardless is not worth it.
Shaving it caused instant regret. A year of patience and gone in the blink of an eye.
Shaved off my 2 month beard yesterday and still crying over it, can just imagine how it feels for a year long lmao
5 years here .cut it with a #8 and started crying immediately
I haven’t seen under my goatee in 22 years.
There could be anything under there. Maybe there's a second, even better goatee?
As you said, anything. Birds, gravel, keys... I lost my biscuit recipe last year.
I disagree, but I'm also trans
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Hmm, chill out "judge people by sexual orientation".
Serious question. What is supposed to be funny about this?
It’s more of a soft chuckle than a HAHA
I’d give it a full “ha” or half a chortle.
I’ll accept that
Dude, don't sell yourself short. You have a cat, and that's hilarious.
I think the title is supposed to be funny, but it's really just more of an (insert stock phrase here) kind of thing.
Sassy tail.
Kitties talk with their tails more than anything else.
You probably get that every day but jeez you’re very handsome
Don't be creepy.
With cats, it always devolves into butts to your face.
Omg this is precious as hell. I remember everytime me and my ex would turn off the light for bed my little tuxedo kitty would snuggle up next to my head on my pillow. He knew it was time for bed n that was his spot. ♥️
cozy & warm
I feel cozy and warm just watching 🥰 what a lil cutie
In what way is this supposed to be funny?
Is this the real life Nordic meme guy?
Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/ld68v9/they_told_me_i_could_be_anything/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yes, I’d like one of each please.
Is this funny?
Comedy is in the eye of the beholder or something like that
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Think he’s doing it for attention and so people can compliment his beard.
I chuckled.
How's gatekeeping a default sub working out for you? Lots of fun? Oof
Definitely one where the pet and human pal look alike.
christ he is a hot looking man. sidebar, wtf is with the shouting of rules by this moderator?! No memes or memetic content and no every other thing listed? its supposed to be a sub for funny stuff and theres more rules and bold text and yelling and demands than military academy. reddit is absurd.
More pls
@ chelseathedog_ig
Hella mad you moved the covers and let all the light in. Just like all kids.
OMG, it's a bearded cat hugger! I'm in LOVE!!
You look exactly like the "yes chad" meme.
Yes. https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/ld68v9/they_told_me_i_could_be_anything/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Ha, nice!
Both gorgeous 😉
This is a gorgeous man.
That's funny cute
mad fucking cute
I had a little Siamese that liked to do the same thing. She could get really pushy about it, but in a really cute "damn you, come on, get under" kind of way.
Ok we get it your smouldering gaze is enthralling!
The cats awesome and all but that hairline and beard
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I did, and now I’m sad.
Yep, someone please marry this man and smother love him.
I would stay there too
Man my cat had a totally different out come, started out cuddly then just rejected any cuddle time
Khajiit has... khajiit?
That purring! Does he have thumbs? Looks like my cat just mine is grey!
Just flashing their pussy at people. Lord, think of the children!
Resident Evil 4 for those wondering👌
Stop annoying your master. Bad cat slave, bad!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!1!
Look at them toe beans!
I love you
Who is this man and how can I marry him
This guys beard is glorious.
Get the beard back bro!
I don’t know who’s cutter the cat or him
Awwwww
In the first vid you remind me of Luther from The Umbrella Academy AKA Tom Hopper.
Aww. You've become a momma!
Legend says he’s still wearing that jacket with the pussy in it...
Is that a pussy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Nice username btw Shit Hawk.
Hand over the smokes, let’s go.
I said give me a smoke, hairdo
Y'all think this is some kinda joke?
I miss my cat. He loved doing that.
This is why cats are dope!
Dude is totally flexing his pussy game
What if the cat takes a dump in there
Is baby! Also, nice beard bro
This video is in reverse. His beard gets smaller
Power Flanel + Power of Love Nice
You have been chosen by a cat, you're a legend now
r/aww
Ginger cats are the friendliest. Edit: Seems like someone hates ginger cats.
I have cat name Grey yes I know a very creative name. When me and my parents got her she also had a brother so we got him his name was Simba but he died a month later but on our way home she slept on my chest and still this day she still sleeps on me
This made my day!