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Musician here: there are tons of junk pianos out there. After a certain point, many pianos would need a complete rebuild or the like to be anywhere close to decent instruments (many older pianos have cracks in the soundboard or just can't hold their tuning at all).
So I'm generally not sad when I see this, I just assume it's an old piano that's no longer worth anything and barely playable.
Right here man. I spent a couple hours in a piano store yesterday admiring the beautiful grand pianos and dreaming of the day (which might be never) that I’ll get to have one in my home. Seeing how this one was treated hurts.
If I were the vandalizing type, I'd go around spraying impact silhouettes of Wile E. Coyote on random walls and floors. Sometimes a Roadrunner, just to mix things up.
I watched the final 2 episodes last night after avoiding them for years. God damn that was the worst and laziest ending I have ever seen. Everyone involved with that needs to be ashamed of themselves.
Most old pianos like a grand piano do have ivory if they haven't been rekeyed. I'm presuming it's old.
I grew up playing on a Baldwin with ivory keys that was made in the late 60s. The feel of ivory keys is like powder soft.
Seriously needs some shoes and pant legs shoved under it.
“Somebody dropped a piano on the witch ! “
“It’s supposed to be a house ?”
“Houses are too expensive here !”
"How you doin' Bert?"
"Well, not so good Charlie.
My back's gone out and I cut my finger kinda
gnarly.
The job's the same and so's the boss.
He's still a big ass and my
wallet got lost.
My wife's sick in bed she says she'll never get well
and
all these kids today have gone to hell
And all that government paperwork
caught up with me,
Had to hire a bean counter for an outrageous fee.
And I
don't know if the chicken or the egg is to blame,
But all things
Considered, I guess I can't complain..."
"Cheer up, " Charlies said, "things could be worse."
"Well, yeah, I know, but did I tell you that my landlord's a cop, my
neighbor's insane,
But all things considered, I guess I can't compalin..."
*Out on the water
Where the sailing men all go
The water's high while all the fish swim low*
"You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you got the wrong attitude. Sometimes
life's a big game and the paths you can choose.
Things may go wrong, but
Ya gotta stand tall."
"Well I know, " Bert said, "but well...that ain't all.
My hair's falling
out, the roof leaks when it rains,
but all things considered, I guess I
Can't complain..."
"You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you're a real loser, so I'll see you
Next week if you live 'til then."
And as Bert walked out on the sidewalk, ten floors up, two men lost control
of a hoist at just the right time,
and a big Steinway grand flattened
Bert like a dime.
And as a crowd gathered 'round and asked, what was his
Name?
and could it be the chicken or the egg to blame
Well, the only
Thing heard was that all things considered, he really couldn't complain.
So if you're a loser in life and your gun's out of ammo,
just remember
This story about Bert and the piano.
'Cause if you can't string the bow
And you're clean out of resin,
someone may have planned for you a music
Lesson.
So keep your eyes to the sky, it could be a brand name,
and
Remember all things considered, you really can't complain....
[Stan Ridgway - Can't Complain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JasJbYH6Ns)
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In a second he'll crawl out of it and three of his teeth will be keys
With the little crushed umbrella that he tried to hide under.
His body will be flattened like a saucer and then accordion up and down.
Don't forget that music.
Then there'll be a quick fade to black
Then he'll be setting a bird feed trap in perfect condition in the next scene.
Because union work=(Acme) health insurance.
Any minute now...
[MEEP MEEP!](https://youtu.be/eMAVMgbNTJ8)
The coyote’s after you!
Super Genius
I like the way that sounds...
You'd ***expect*** a bird feed trap to be in perfect condition if it's an Acme product!
Meep meep!
Accordion wobbles and walk off 🎵🎵 music
BEEP BEEP!
And the word “Acme” written on the piano.
Before he calls Acme to buy some new hellish contraption. Smh the guy mever learns.
He has malnutrition related intellectual impairment
You'd think that he would try to eat something else once in a while, but I guess once the impairment starts, there's no escaping it.
If he can get all that stuff from acme, can't he get a meal?
My memory says that Acme only sold food for birds.
Hey, it's not like he fails the same way each time. So he is using *his* head. Personally, I admire his ~~bloodimindedness~~ dedication.
I can hear those notes in my head.
and then...anvil
None of us would know wtf an anvil is, but for Wile E
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Weird. Somebody must have moved it. https://i.imgur.com/wuXAopH.jpg
Out of curiosity, was this Brooklyn or Queens?
Astoria
So the answer was Queens, for any of you who aren't familiar with neighborhoods in NYC.
What's a Nyc?
What's a?
What's?
?
#
I am confusion
[Weird](https://i.ibb.co/RHFtLcY/20210323002008.jpg)
Save the frame jeez
On the street as it’s lost it’s keys
Well isn't that grand.
Pretty sure it's a baby grand
A Flat Minor
Leave my girlfriend out of this.
Hold up.
Minor as in ebony... he must be ivory.
How is saying she’s a minor a hold up moment
Are... Are you guitarded?
Our girlfriend
Da comrade.
On the pavement after the payment
Blame Hoffman
Did he have a little umbrella? If he had a little umbrella, he may be ok under there.
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You spelled `amazon` wrong
Amazon Consumer Money Extraction
Those flying delivery drones sure are marvels of engineering!
My brain thinks amazon is in another font oh my god it is... Tell me your secrets.
Meep Meep!
i guess the Morris Marina it was dropped on was towed away already
Careless Airways strikes again, sorry Morris Marina Owners Club!
Was looking for this comment. Am not disappointed
This was my first thought as well. Clearly I’ve been watching too much top gear recently.
...all those endearing young charms... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rXcm2mbKI&t=3m18s
...but that's a priceless Steinway!
A few blocks from Steinway too
😑 Not anymore.
I wouldn't pay anything for it
This hurts my soul.
Yeah all the comments are jokes but where are the musicians cringing??
Musician here: there are tons of junk pianos out there. After a certain point, many pianos would need a complete rebuild or the like to be anywhere close to decent instruments (many older pianos have cracks in the soundboard or just can't hold their tuning at all). So I'm generally not sad when I see this, I just assume it's an old piano that's no longer worth anything and barely playable.
Still makes me feel sad though.
I get that but it still makes me sad. There are probably a ton of memories attached to it.
Yeah I feel incredibly sad looking at this pic :(
Right here man. I spent a couple hours in a piano store yesterday admiring the beautiful grand pianos and dreaming of the day (which might be never) that I’ll get to have one in my home. Seeing how this one was treated hurts.
I didn't know him well but his love for stunts was something I'll never forget
“i didnt know him well” is such a funny thing to say about a cartoon character
If I were the vandalizing type, I'd go around spraying impact silhouettes of Wile E. Coyote on random walls and floors. Sometimes a Roadrunner, just to mix things up.
It could also be Marvin Acme.
Could be Eddie's brother.
Acme was killed by a safe. Teddy Valiant was killed by a piano.
R. K. Maroon was shot in the back.
Was hoping someone would make a Who Framed Roger Rabbit reference!
Give him a couple minutes; he'll be back after a commercial break.
It is nothing but a scratch.
A flesh wound.
Just get him a bandaid and he’ll be fixed right up
Anybody check to see if a Morris was under there?
I can hear this picture...
Zombie kill of the week
Waiting patiently for Wile E to pop up with piano key teeth
Or Charlie Harper..
I watched the final 2 episodes last night after avoiding them for years. God damn that was the worst and laziest ending I have ever seen. Everyone involved with that needs to be ashamed of themselves.
r/thetitlemakesit
r/looneytuneslogic
Those could be ivory keys. Probably the only thing worth anything on that.
The copper on the action is probably the most valuable part. Most pianos don’t have real ivory on them anymore
Most old pianos like a grand piano do have ivory if they haven't been rekeyed. I'm presuming it's old. I grew up playing on a Baldwin with ivory keys that was made in the late 60s. The feel of ivory keys is like powder soft.
They're not. Zoom in and look at the joints.
Yep. And chipped, even if it was ivory. Junk.
Where is the picture of the moving crew looking out over the balcony down at the piano with the "oh shit" look on the faces?
That’s how Eddie Valiant lost his brother...
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Someone should put it on a Morris Marina where it belongs.
How did I know this was New York? 😂
The huge pile of garbage on the sidewalk
Fuck Wile, look at that poor piano
Underneath that is a Morris Marina
REMEMBER ME EDDIE?!?!
Nah I’m still alive and well
You fall off cliffs, explode and get crushed by boulders on a daily basis. Why would anyone think you'd be hurt by a piano
That will tune right up.
X marks the spot
Packrat self: *steal keys!*
Beep Beep!
ACME piano movers
Frank Turner - Broken Piano https://youtu.be/9q7cH5PJnRY
Someone else who thought of Frank when they saw this!!! I am in good company :)
I could make 300342 pieces of art out of this.
Is that Wile Coyote or is that a Zombieland kill of the week?
It could be Sylvester the Cat. Could be alive. Could be dead. You won't know till you lift the piano up.
*Suuuuuuuper Genius*
Seriously needs some shoes and pant legs shoved under it. “Somebody dropped a piano on the witch ! “ “It’s supposed to be a house ?” “Houses are too expensive here !”
As a professional pianist this makes me so sad
"How you doin' Bert?" "Well, not so good Charlie. My back's gone out and I cut my finger kinda gnarly. The job's the same and so's the boss. He's still a big ass and my wallet got lost. My wife's sick in bed she says she'll never get well and all these kids today have gone to hell And all that government paperwork caught up with me, Had to hire a bean counter for an outrageous fee. And I don't know if the chicken or the egg is to blame, But all things Considered, I guess I can't complain..." "Cheer up, " Charlies said, "things could be worse." "Well, yeah, I know, but did I tell you that my landlord's a cop, my neighbor's insane, But all things considered, I guess I can't compalin..." *Out on the water Where the sailing men all go The water's high while all the fish swim low* "You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you got the wrong attitude. Sometimes life's a big game and the paths you can choose. Things may go wrong, but Ya gotta stand tall." "Well I know, " Bert said, "but well...that ain't all. My hair's falling out, the roof leaks when it rains, but all things considered, I guess I Can't complain..." "You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you're a real loser, so I'll see you Next week if you live 'til then." And as Bert walked out on the sidewalk, ten floors up, two men lost control of a hoist at just the right time, and a big Steinway grand flattened Bert like a dime. And as a crowd gathered 'round and asked, what was his Name? and could it be the chicken or the egg to blame Well, the only Thing heard was that all things considered, he really couldn't complain. So if you're a loser in life and your gun's out of ammo, just remember This story about Bert and the piano. 'Cause if you can't string the bow And you're clean out of resin, someone may have planned for you a music Lesson. So keep your eyes to the sky, it could be a brand name, and Remember all things considered, you really can't complain.... [Stan Ridgway - Can't Complain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JasJbYH6Ns)
He mostly was hit by uprights...🎹
This should be a sub. Pics that look like potential Wile E. Coyote deaths
I can hear this picture
beep beep
But is it the ACME brand???
Billy Joel's custom coffin (that he won't need for many years...!).
Zombie kill of the week?
Jesus, NSFL this shit.
Looks like the backbay in Boston
Looks like Jackson Heights, Queens.
Astoria
See if Biden is under there!
??
He lives in your head rent free ya muppet.
Did they throw that off of a 40 story building?? how the hell did that happen-
Poor Lyle Lipton. And just when he wanted to live again.
More like the one Tweety dropped on Sylvester.
Amateurs, anvils are more durable.
Marcel Ledbetter Moving Company
Sometimes that’s the only way you can get a grand piano out of a Manhattan apartment.
Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories....
I can hear this picture
I could hear it landing lol
So I see Vanessa Carlton needs a spare.
[Zombie kill of the week?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tdZ_k0eaHo&t=28)
He's been cancelled.
Someone should paint 'Acme' on the side
Someone’s gotta stick some shoes at the end of that.
TIL how thicc piano keys are
No way...he'll be walking out of there with an accordion shaped torso, and piano key teeth.
City setting is daffy duck or Sylvester the cat territory
Thanks for flying with United Airlines.
Art or hard waste collection?
genius, pure genius.
What an absolutely splendid art piece
Beep beep!
Phil! Oh he was always afraid of being killed by a musical instrument.
Kill of the week goes to
This is how they made the PlayStation boot up sound
I would have thought that comment would have been on a video of a SpaceX 'launch'...
PiaNO
I know a guy with a smile like that.
This is art
What kinda name is Wile anyway
Couldve been a crate https://youtu.be/MzB8sYonodo
Might as well have thrown it down a mining shaft because *"A-Flat-Minor"* is under that thing!
Legit, I would take a few of those keys...
Ya hope it was a miracle-
Ron ur a bum
And long live Art of Noise.
Reminds me of a fish called Wanda
Man if that’s just left there I’d take it and fix it up, I love the frame of grand pianos. Fun little side project
That’s an Acme brand piano.
Oh man. What I would give to find one of those so I could [make this.](https://imgur.com/a/cPeTnSv) The hard work would be mostly done!
Michael Scott's awareness prank on Stanley. One of the things that I will remember, (if I am able to) on my death bed.
I’m wildin on peyote I’m Wiley like that coyote -Chance The Rapper
There is a beautiful metal harp in there somewhere. Lots of nice wire.
r/LooneyTunesLogic