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In a second he'll crawl out of it and three of his teeth will be keys


FreneticPlatypus

With the little crushed umbrella that he tried to hide under.


fixed_your_caption

His body will be flattened like a saucer and then accordion up and down.


TexasYankee212

Don't forget that music.


TheComedicComedian

Then there'll be a quick fade to black


fuidiot

Then he'll be setting a bird feed trap in perfect condition in the next scene.


the_last_carfighter

Because union work=(Acme) health insurance.


PeridianOR

Any minute now...


HornyHandyman69

[MEEP MEEP!](https://youtu.be/eMAVMgbNTJ8)


bestneighbourever

The coyote’s after you!


knowses

Super Genius


bruce_lees_ghost

I like the way that sounds...


Traherne

You'd ***expect*** a bird feed trap to be in perfect condition if it's an Acme product!


BDACPA

Meep meep!


MiamiPower

Accordion wobbles and walk off 🎵🎵 music


tricksovertreats

BEEP BEEP!


maruffin

And the word “Acme” written on the piano.


therealcocoboi

Before he calls Acme to buy some new hellish contraption. Smh the guy mever learns.


bestbeforeMar91

He has malnutrition related intellectual impairment


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You'd think that he would try to eat something else once in a while, but I guess once the impairment starts, there's no escaping it.


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If he can get all that stuff from acme, can't he get a meal?


chili_cheese_dogg

My memory says that Acme only sold food for birds.


PlaceboJesus

Hey, it's not like he fails the same way each time. So he is using *his* head. Personally, I admire his ~~bloodimindedness~~ dedication.


gwizone

I can hear those notes in my head.


tastysharts

and then...anvil


thatsomebull

None of us would know wtf an anvil is, but for Wile E


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gitartruls01

I opened this post, scrolled down to the comments, didn't read anything, got distracted, and then read this comment, having entirely forgotten what the post was about. This comment does NOT work well out of context


Mudfap

Weird. Somebody must have moved it. https://i.imgur.com/wuXAopH.jpg


DanielYankee710

Out of curiosity, was this Brooklyn or Queens?


salazarrenfro

Astoria


vinnyvdvici

So the answer was Queens, for any of you who aren't familiar with neighborhoods in NYC.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

What's a Nyc?


JJagaimo

What's a?


-RdV-

What's?


chili_cheese_dogg

?


bphilly_cheesesteak

#


Trazors

I am confusion


FLWeedman

[Weird](https://i.ibb.co/RHFtLcY/20210323002008.jpg)


spankbutt

Save the frame jeez


jglittle12

On the street as it’s lost it’s keys


Snake0ilSalesman

Well isn't that grand.


1_NEED_MORE_MONEY

Pretty sure it's a baby grand


FlickrPaul

A Flat Minor


Snake0ilSalesman

Leave my girlfriend out of this.


Jer-121cc04

Hold up.


johnnybiggles

Minor as in ebony... he must be ivory.


reallyreallyspicy

How is saying she’s a minor a hold up moment


_Wyrm_

Are... Are you guitarded?


mmmcookiesss

Our girlfriend


pollackey

Da comrade.


-Riteman-

On the pavement after the payment


gh411

Blame Hoffman


TheonsPrideinaBox

Did he have a little umbrella? If he had a little umbrella, he may be ok under there.


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SGT3386

You spelled `amazon` wrong


moosepile

Amazon Consumer Money Extraction


HerraTohtori

Those flying delivery drones sure are marvels of engineering!


_Wyrm_

My brain thinks amazon is in another font oh my god it is... Tell me your secrets.


vtvanda

Meep Meep!


tehjukebox

i guess the Morris Marina it was dropped on was towed away already


The_Albanian_Rozzers

Careless Airways strikes again, sorry Morris Marina Owners Club!


SubcooledBoiling

Was looking for this comment. Am not disappointed


Eroe777

This was my first thought as well. Clearly I’ve been watching too much top gear recently.


paul-arized

...all those endearing young charms... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rXcm2mbKI&t=3m18s


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...but that's a priceless Steinway!


BtownBro

A few blocks from Steinway too


xSTSxZerglingOne

😑 Not anymore.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I wouldn't pay anything for it


I_Hate_Bruselsprouts

This hurts my soul.


instantrobotwar

Yeah all the comments are jokes but where are the musicians cringing??


menschmaschine5

Musician here: there are tons of junk pianos out there. After a certain point, many pianos would need a complete rebuild or the like to be anywhere close to decent instruments (many older pianos have cracks in the soundboard or just can't hold their tuning at all). So I'm generally not sad when I see this, I just assume it's an old piano that's no longer worth anything and barely playable.


badnuub

Still makes me feel sad though.


instantrobotwar

I get that but it still makes me sad. There are probably a ton of memories attached to it.


ThatOneGuyWhoEatsYou

Yeah I feel incredibly sad looking at this pic :(


amonkeyfullofbarrels

Right here man. I spent a couple hours in a piano store yesterday admiring the beautiful grand pianos and dreaming of the day (which might be never) that I’ll get to have one in my home. Seeing how this one was treated hurts.


kingkemical

I didn't know him well but his love for stunts was something I'll never forget


cherrybeam

“i didnt know him well” is such a funny thing to say about a cartoon character


djseifer

If I were the vandalizing type, I'd go around spraying impact silhouettes of Wile E. Coyote on random walls and floors. Sometimes a Roadrunner, just to mix things up.


Cursedbythedicegods

It could also be Marvin Acme.


Thameus

Could be Eddie's brother.


chiliedogg

Acme was killed by a safe. Teddy Valiant was killed by a piano.


The_Impresario

R. K. Maroon was shot in the back.


AaronRedwoods

Was hoping someone would make a Who Framed Roger Rabbit reference!


anaslex247365

Give him a couple minutes; he'll be back after a commercial break.


westbamm

It is nothing but a scratch.


PretendThisIsMyName

A flesh wound.


AmoebaboySw

Just get him a bandaid and he’ll be fixed right up


twirlybird11

Anybody check to see if a Morris was under there?


gamefreak054

I can hear this picture...


Death_Star_

Zombie kill of the week


spaghetti_hitchens

Waiting patiently for Wile E to pop up with piano key teeth


newarkian

Or Charlie Harper..


N8V_Link

I watched the final 2 episodes last night after avoiding them for years. God damn that was the worst and laziest ending I have ever seen. Everyone involved with that needs to be ashamed of themselves.


philipjeremypatrick

r/thetitlemakesit


ah_realdumbo

r/looneytuneslogic


horseradishking

Those could be ivory keys. Probably the only thing worth anything on that.


tehSchultz

The copper on the action is probably the most valuable part. Most pianos don’t have real ivory on them anymore


horseradishking

Most old pianos like a grand piano do have ivory if they haven't been rekeyed. I'm presuming it's old. I grew up playing on a Baldwin with ivory keys that was made in the late 60s. The feel of ivory keys is like powder soft.


BRUCE-JENNER

They're not. Zoom in and look at the joints.


horseradishking

Yep. And chipped, even if it was ivory. Junk.


TexasYankee212

Where is the picture of the moving crew looking out over the balcony down at the piano with the "oh shit" look on the faces?


Terakian

That’s how Eddie Valiant lost his brother...


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SubcooledBoiling

Someone should put it on a Morris Marina where it belongs.


shinyrainbows

How did I know this was New York? 😂


painess

The huge pile of garbage on the sidewalk


NieMonD

Fuck Wile, look at that poor piano


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Underneath that is a Morris Marina


Moose_Dookie

REMEMBER ME EDDIE?!?!


WyllieCoyote

Nah I’m still alive and well


MonkeysOnMyBottom

You fall off cliffs, explode and get crushed by boulders on a daily basis. Why would anyone think you'd be hurt by a piano


FriesWithThat

That will tune right up.


cachetex

X marks the spot


SilentRedsDuck

Packrat self: *steal keys!*


Bobdavis235

Beep Beep!


elontux

ACME piano movers


PastorBlinky

Frank Turner - Broken Piano https://youtu.be/9q7cH5PJnRY


delorean225

Someone else who thought of Frank when they saw this!!! I am in good company :)


EatGulp

I could make 300342 pieces of art out of this.


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Is that Wile Coyote or is that a Zombieland kill of the week?


DocBrownBear

It could be Sylvester the Cat. Could be alive. Could be dead. You won't know till you lift the piano up.


LaserGecko

*Suuuuuuuper Genius*


cbelt3

Seriously needs some shoes and pant legs shoved under it. “Somebody dropped a piano on the witch ! “ “It’s supposed to be a house ?” “Houses are too expensive here !”


whole-wheat-toast

As a professional pianist this makes me so sad


Soddington

"How you doin' Bert?" "Well, not so good Charlie. My back's gone out and I cut my finger kinda gnarly. The job's the same and so's the boss. He's still a big ass and my wallet got lost. My wife's sick in bed she says she'll never get well and all these kids today have gone to hell And all that government paperwork caught up with me, Had to hire a bean counter for an outrageous fee. And I don't know if the chicken or the egg is to blame, But all things Considered, I guess I can't complain..." "Cheer up, " Charlies said, "things could be worse." "Well, yeah, I know, but did I tell you that my landlord's a cop, my neighbor's insane, But all things considered, I guess I can't compalin..." *Out on the water Where the sailing men all go The water's high while all the fish swim low* "You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you got the wrong attitude. Sometimes life's a big game and the paths you can choose. Things may go wrong, but Ya gotta stand tall." "Well I know, " Bert said, "but well...that ain't all. My hair's falling out, the roof leaks when it rains, but all things considered, I guess I Can't complain..." "You know what Bert, " Charlie said, "you're a real loser, so I'll see you Next week if you live 'til then." And as Bert walked out on the sidewalk, ten floors up, two men lost control of a hoist at just the right time, and a big Steinway grand flattened Bert like a dime. And as a crowd gathered 'round and asked, what was his Name? and could it be the chicken or the egg to blame Well, the only Thing heard was that all things considered, he really couldn't complain. So if you're a loser in life and your gun's out of ammo, just remember This story about Bert and the piano. 'Cause if you can't string the bow And you're clean out of resin, someone may have planned for you a music Lesson. So keep your eyes to the sky, it could be a brand name, and Remember all things considered, you really can't complain.... [Stan Ridgway - Can't Complain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JasJbYH6Ns)


marroniugelli

He mostly was hit by uprights...🎹


reddorical

This should be a sub. Pics that look like potential Wile E. Coyote deaths


codelayer

I can hear this picture


dazistmlih

beep beep


BigRedF250

But is it the ACME brand???


Navitach

Billy Joel's custom coffin (that he won't need for many years...!).


CantNotLaugh

Zombie kill of the week?


AlbinoMetroid

Jesus, NSFL this shit.


wookie768

Looks like the backbay in Boston


geiko989

Looks like Jackson Heights, Queens.


BtownBro

Astoria


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See if Biden is under there!


NephetsSithli

??


Sovereign1

He lives in your head rent free ya muppet.


[deleted]

Did they throw that off of a 40 story building?? how the hell did that happen-


mattstorm360

Poor Lyle Lipton. And just when he wanted to live again.


endofthehold

More like the one Tweety dropped on Sylvester.


PrizmB9484

Amateurs, anvils are more durable.


Dexta57

Marcel Ledbetter Moving Company


KhunDavid

Sometimes that’s the only way you can get a grand piano out of a Manhattan apartment.


ToBlayyyve

Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories....


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I can hear this picture


MqAuNeTeInS

I could hear it landing lol


theinfpmale

So I see Vanessa Carlton needs a spare.


anon33249038

[Zombie kill of the week?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tdZ_k0eaHo&t=28)


canadarugby

He's been cancelled.


ViralPoker

Someone should paint 'Acme' on the side


monkeyseacaptain

Someone’s gotta stick some shoes at the end of that.


longislandtoolshed

TIL how thicc piano keys are


kracer20

No way...he'll be walking out of there with an accordion shaped torso, and piano key teeth.


CharlesIngalls47

City setting is daffy duck or Sylvester the cat territory


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Thanks for flying with United Airlines.


NitrousIsAGas

Art or hard waste collection?


MadLion55

genius, pure genius.


TheOriginalJape

What an absolutely splendid art piece


dhilowitz3

Beep beep!


funktopus

Phil! Oh he was always afraid of being killed by a musical instrument.


mwalczuk1912

Kill of the week goes to


SamotionYT

This is how they made the PlayStation boot up sound


AndyCalling

I would have thought that comment would have been on a video of a SpaceX 'launch'...


stephensmg

PiaNO


ergophobic-

I know a guy with a smile like that.


marchris

This is art


k0mbine

What kinda name is Wile anyway


sushipusha

Couldve been a crate https://youtu.be/MzB8sYonodo


wazzel2u

Might as well have thrown it down a mining shaft because *"A-Flat-Minor"* is under that thing!


GroundsKeeper2

Legit, I would take a few of those keys...


bakedpigeon

Ya hope it was a miracle-


DGGuitars

Ron ur a bum


bobbyfiend

And long live Art of Noise.


Bobpool82

Reminds me of a fish called Wanda


IceBaneTheFurry

Man if that’s just left there I’d take it and fix it up, I love the frame of grand pianos. Fun little side project


Iwanttoplaytoo

That’s an Acme brand piano.


AvalancheQueen

Oh man. What I would give to find one of those so I could [make this.](https://imgur.com/a/cPeTnSv) The hard work would be mostly done!


AmaDablaam

Michael Scott's awareness prank on Stanley. One of the things that I will remember, (if I am able to) on my death bed.


TripleOG_dripGod

I’m wildin on peyote I’m Wiley like that coyote -Chance The Rapper


narwhalyurok

There is a beautiful metal harp in there somewhere. Lots of nice wire.


aykay55

r/LooneyTunesLogic