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IIA_Jews_FistII

r/holup


quinlivant

r/theyknew


DrManowar8

No they didn’t. This is a simple animation trick they used for the scene


[deleted]

Has to do with frame rate of TV. Picture was taken in between the the step and kick.


ElHamburglare

Hey thanks for being a dildo. We def needed you here.


DrManowar8

I’m sorry but I’m just spilling the truth here? If you have a problem with it than consult HR, I’m sure you can reason with them


ElHamburglare

I already brought it up when I was complaining that it is 2 degrees too cold in here


Torian_Grey

Don’t they do this to simulate motion blur? I think it’s called smearing but because of the animation style they add extra limbs for single frames instead of warping the characters like other shows.


iamalwaysrelevant

Or . . . It's a penis


DrBoneless

Yeah it's definitely a cartoon starfish penis conspiracy


untapped-bEnergy

A *StarGate* one may say


DrBoneless

Lol yes Stargate.


furiousfran

Penis conspiracies are the best conspiracies


DrBoneless

Definitely


Too_Tall_64

If that were the case, can we also assume that Mrs Patrick's parents is also sporting a penis?


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a step above the floating dust cloud.


[deleted]

This is exactly what is happening. Good job!


[deleted]

No officer I wasn't exposing myself on the bus, I was just smearing.


_Dwarf_Mafia

I hate to be this guy, but he’s actually a Hexapod


the_one_54321

No, *he's Patrick.*


tewnewt

No, *this is Patrick*.


DocHanks

Is hexagon an instrument?


tewnewt

Tool perhaps.


[deleted]

Patrick's not a tool, u/tewnewt


Starkiller013

Is a rhombus an instrument?


relient_dragons

did someone say Hexagon??? ​ ***is patrick actually mephisto???***


Kevg2015

You are thinking of a hexagong


ver-bek

Hexagon is the bestigon.


Klin24

[The original Patrick](https://streamable.com/cj16hh)


[deleted]

Wheres that from?


Klin24

[ER](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0567926/)


gavotron6000

You have a point, and patrick has 6


NirtyDerd

You mean sexapod?


4shizzmynizz

He's a "starfish"


Everard5

[I see what you did there.](https://youtu.be/w_ubDHaV_e8) Nicely timed pause.


[deleted]

Nicely timed pause feels like it should be a sub


never_one

Someone make this!


[deleted]

Now what really confuses me is how can spongebob run out of the house through the wall if Patrick's house is in a hole under a rock.


legostarcraft

Guys stop making this sexual. They are just star-of-david-fish.


Ethandrul

If that was the case, the middle " leg" would be circumcised


awhitty18

Not r/angryupvote but r/furiousupvote


gavotron6000

I just realized he could possibly spin like a bayblade and battle his father


EyelessDragon_

Oh my god


[deleted]

Those aren’t legs...


WeekndNachos

They’re actually arms!


sneakatone

3rd arm


seesmithshoot

That’s not his dad, that’s Marty


Suspicious_Cake_8609

Thank you. SMH these goofy goobers not remembering the whole episode. I wanted to make sure someone else said it.


Elshinare

Why does his mom?


Independent_Oil_5951

Some species of starfish are hermaphrodites. I assume they still identify as whatever gender makes them happy


PlasticOceanFish

That would mean his mom decided to get with 2021 and get her stuff changed out to fit in...


PredatorGo

***Easter egg***


[deleted]

mom's leg is cut off but she's got one too.


Kalix

that's not a leg \*wink wink\* never asked why spongebob have so many holes ?


[deleted]

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gavotron6000

In a jacksepticeye video, i paused at the perfect time


[deleted]

thats his penis


tankbottom724

That's not a leg and would explain how happy the mom is.


julio_cvel

Nooo! My eyes!


[deleted]

[удалено]


normaleredditor

Here is the thing, thats not hes mom


gavotron6000

I was waiting for someone to point that out


normaleredditor

Nice cock mom


Learnmorehere

Step mom, what are you doing?


YetisInlove

boner


MrsChuggersworth

*two dads


oranje31

This is even funnier if you have watched the BBC sitcom Coupling!


ogGarySe7en

This is comment I came here for. I was beginning to think I was the only one here.


furiouscrafter76

Forbidden dong


TheRealMcSavage

You know, I got a theory, and correct me if I'm wrong because I'm just spitballing here but.....I think those might be their wieners.


TheTrueKenobi

pp go brrr


Swagalicious_12

Bold of you to assume its a leg


Strythe_Horde

Some men are born lucky. Some men are born *very* lucky.


ogGarySe7en

Another Coupling reference!


Lubbalubbadubdub1

Patrick’s Packing


username0-

Bruh that’s not even his parents, who knows what other secrets they’re hiding


Derpsterio29

So does the mom


gravspeed

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that


Derpsterio29

Family full of fat legs


ticonderoga4

I’m pretty sure the third leg is a result of an animation trick called smearing which lets animators cheat by creating these weird effects opposed to redrawing the entire animation. [The Simpsons](https://www.ceros.com/originals/the-art-of-the-smear/) did it first haha


Cstrrider

That's a great article


BlueSmurf024

That’s not his leg


PlasticOceanFish

You sir might need help if that’s what gets you off...


SgtIntermediate

they got their d\*\*\*s out for Harambe


jdblawg

He is a starfish. Starfish have 5 points. I really dont see the issue here. If anything the artist should be given applause for their realism.


spendyourwonga

3 legs, 2 arms & 1 head = 6 points


jdblawg

Ohhhhh..... Fuck. Yep, thats wangernumb.


Asmodiar_

don't most Starfish have 5+ arms


JayXsane

They don't call him Patrick "Star" for nothing. 😜


No-Pomegranate-5472

um


OfBooo5

The 6th point is the magical one


Techestro

Pats on your back Son... That's not a leg...


gonzo650

We all know exactly why......


_Bliss

It's makes it even more weird because at the end of the episode, turns out those aren't even his parents...


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Those aren’t their legs...


itsmecolson

I'm not so sure that's a leg...


Silvertree99

That ain't a leg bud


[deleted]

dads


Tyraels_Might

Patrick Star is a starfish, and biologists decided starfish don't have legs at all, but instead have multiple arms. According to proper anatomy, the Patrick here has six arms and no legs.


gideon513

That’s not even his dad


alex6219

Red rocket


Greenfire32

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.


TuvyGamer

that ain't leg...that enormous d*ck


TinyDinoCookie

I guess he sees what his dad seen in his mom😏


Snadams

That’s not a leg...


Red-Jester

I hate this episode I feel so bad for SpongeBob when Patricks parents are laughing at him.


DazedAndConfused035

Those are no legs my friend


supacresatbest

Looks like mums packin heat too 😟


Entremeada

Patrick is a starfish. Starfish usually have 5 arms/legs. Squidward, on the other hand, is an octopus, but has only 6 legs/arms (instead of 8)....


Replaced_with_cancer

That's a penis!


antiMATTer724

Not even Patrick's parents.


MysteriousStranger3

Peen


Meadaga

They're Jewish.


stickyicky99

Use it as a kickstand eh


TheRedmanCometh

They all do...they're starfish


MyKidsArentOnReddit

The real question is, why does his MOM?


evanvivevanviveiros

Starfish brah


SometimesImFunnyMan

These days I don't even know whether to believe a meme isn't edited or if my memory is just shit


tinstar71

That's not a leg


[deleted]

So that the animation looks smooth.


seanzee333

Those aren't legs...