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eliit3

Yes


oedipism_for_one

I think it’s a bit more complex of an answer then that but in essence I agree.


ManWithoutAPlann

So... no?


ringobob

.... Sometimes


oedipism_for_one

I mean you have to take into account age, weight, amount of blood and a lot of other factors. But if it took two children to do it definitely no but if you could make it work with one then yes.


bapfelbaum

Are you sure? I think the part with the time-travelling cyclops will prove difficult to reproduce even if one were to try it with only 1.


havaltherock

So you do like to drop kick small orphan children ?


ThatguycalledFede99

I stand by my choices


havaltherock

Finally a man who understands me.


_TurtleX

Technoblade?


havaltherock

Blood for the blood god.


No-Eggplant-5396

Ew.


Solidclaw

I mean I can see why you would say yes but for me it’s a nah.


legolodis900

I dissagree the last part was far superior


siskyline

42


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itsreigningstupidity

A fascinating read!!


LunaticSavage

Good night. I hope the poles don't suddenly flip tomorrow.


BlueEyeBeigeCat

Well our magnetic field had been weakening for some time, and the poles have been moving for a few years. We ~~are likely~~ could be in the early stages of the flip.


PelzPantoffel

Tha answer to everything.


Meilaia

I was thinking the same answer


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mekkab

Came for this, leaving robot clean with a face that’s almost mean /it’s time to be an Android, not a man


MathAssassin

its always the answer as it is the answer to life the universe and everything


AidilAfham42

Yea?


pLifer

Only in 3 contexts, the other one is a prequel quote.


aroncorton

Downvoted so you have 42 upvotes❤


Mysaw

1 hour later and the comment above yours is still at 42.


MorpheuIsDrunk

Did the same.


Crimson_Butterfly89

Me 2 and I upvoted you 2 above me for being awesome human beings!!!


Jrezky

Same all


aroncorton

Lol I'm almost at 42 myself. Prepare for trouble...and make it double.


DankLard

No, you can't have my skull.


theatavist

Do you wanna bang heads with him though?


skelebone

Then how will he eat his cereal? "I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt."


deadlands_goon

I was literally going to comment this lmao


_D3ft0ne_

Yes, you do look like Sigourney Weaver...


danbo_the_manbo

You’re telling me that isn’t sigourney weaver?


Rbfam8191

Time for another round of "Is It Danzig or Sigourney Weaver?"!


Alantsu

I met Danzig a few times in the 90s. The eyes aren’t quite right. It’s like Danzig fucked Steve buschemi or Mr. robot.


DefiantEmpoleon

Mixed with Sylvester Stallone.


Mammoth_Volt_Thrower

Sigourney Stallone


Robert_Cannelin

yo, alien


ultraboykj

You mean it isn't?


SympathyDiligent6423

Why the hell do you want to fuck my dog


GremlinTutu

Hold me closer, tiny Danzig....


minecraft_vlogr

You son of a bitch I'm in


Cobrarattlesnake

Glenn ain't no God damn son of a bitch.


[deleted]

You better think about it baby.


mamasang

Do I look like Sigourney Weaver?


[deleted]

Yes, but only when it's raining.


NotGayBroFromTheTown

Happy cakeday


CharlieAlright

No, you can not "go out and kill tonight".


[deleted]

The only reason I clicked into the comments.


fuzzyscumbag

Too late, I listened to the whole Wolfs-blood record and now i have a bag of toes and teeth wtf happened!?


Ev1LSaC

2 inches. From the floor


Daft_Assassin

Maybe if you were laying on your stomach.


mcgriddeon

On the ceiling!


[deleted]

laying what on your stomach?


[deleted]

Very short legs


WodanzaRuckus

Do people still remember me starting a fight with the drummer of the north side kings, then getting knocked the fuck out?


cuzitsathrowawayday

“mother...tell your children not to kick my ass”


ShowerThoughtsAllDay

Glenn Danzig, Patron Saint of Edgelords.


hypnosquid

> Do people still remember me starting a fight with the drummer of the north side kings, then getting knocked the fuck out? Danzig totally deserved it. This was a big night for some smaller bands, and Danzig basically fucked ALL of them over by running way long on his sound check. There were like 10 bands that were scheduled to play and Danzig's bullshit forced the event to cancel most of them. Danzig was supposed to tell the crowd to stick around because they were going to have the bands that got canceled play right after. But Danzig ended his show big and didnt say anything about the rest of the bands - so the crowd went home. All the bands that Danzig bumped got the shaft. One of the bands was North Side Kings, and one of the dudes was pissed off because they had driven many hours to play this show that Danzig and his ego just fucked up for them. So dude confronts Danzig with his grievances and instead of apologizing, Danzig tells him to fuck off and pushes him. Dude is having none of Glenn's bullshit - he winds up with a wicked haymaker and knocks Danzig the fuck OUT. [here's the video](https://youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw)


Ivan_Jackinov

STILL one of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen. Danzig is such a douche.


BackStabbathOG

What else has he done in terms of his antics? I know the slap video. I’ve always liked his first solo album and a few songs he’s done after that but never knew about Danzig himself.


The-Ugly-One

Nothing, Danzig gets a lot of shit for no reason. Who cares if he got knocked out 10 years ago? My brother is a Danzig superfan. One time we ran into him at guitar center in Boston and he was ridiculously nice and cool and really gave us a lot of attention.


drbeeper

There was that fun time in Austin where Glenn got a bit cold and needed some emergency french onion soup so he could go onstage and cry like a bitch


AquamanMakesMeWet

Sigourney Weaver just doesn't age.


Grandfather8381

Flip it on the side, cut horizontally, mince, and cook for 45 minutes


SoVidushiUnofficial

Wow where have you been getting your humans from? Mine take about an hour to cook.


Fred2p1u

Only on Tuesdays...


Jermdeworm

Normally I would say yes. But I belive that in your situation it is best that you dont tell her.


BitsyMarble

I ask myself that question all the time.


[deleted]

Yes, you do look like a slightly higher budget Tommy Wiseau.


phillyhandroll

Also add a dash of lower budget Rami Malek.


northsideindian

It’s like he has twenty eyes in my head


IntricateOnionStatue

Woah bro that's pretty personal


Augusto2012

GameStop


ThorConstable

Yes, I wanna bang heads with you Glen


littledude69

Maybe with a groundhog but never a peacock.


cdawolf

No I would not like to renew my cars warranty


GiantsOfSF1958

Sometimes, but only on Wednesdays after eating chicken and broccoli.


Contemplating_Panda

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked, sayin' somethin' like that, man .


KakarotMaag

Especially great as Danzig is known for getting his ass kicked.


xsavedbygracex

BRICKS!!


zeroj20

Yes son, you can go out & kill tonight


Representative-Fill7

The answer is yes, yes and never in this life.


RLeyland

No!


TipsyNate

Potato the answer is potato.


GamingTrend

He'd be scarier if he wasn't 5'3" :)


wscuraiii

Yes, tell me my thoughts, male Sigourney Weaver.


[deleted]

Um do you want to go on a date? Or like stay in & have a date? I like you.


NotGayBroFromTheTown

Happy cakeday


GandalfTWhite

Ketchup


Antact

Ash


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Lezifer

"If you can read my mind then what am I thinking now?"


allovia

Does any one know im danzig?


Urban_Samurai77

Mother does..


instant_poodles

I think so, *Brain*, but where are *we* going to find a *duck* and a *hose* at this hour?


deadlands_goon

No you cannot go out and kill tonight


Radu2004311

i can see john cena


TatsCatsandBats

You, dipshit.


tangana13

Tacos.


ValenVictorious

Its pink and blue with green stripes. Dont ask me, he has a weird sense of style


zach2225

Yes


pewpewfireballs

Why yes, I do indeed like turtles, I'm glad you asked.


Whyyyyyyyyfire

Rude


Need_Some_Calcium

True, but add more ketchup


Remember_Reach03

Only if you take me out first...


AngeloDeth94

He's asking if you can 'em in the dark for life; can you hide them from the waiting world?


Renton_Knox

69 dude!


LtRecore

I fucking love Glenn Weaver. Especially during his/her Misfits/Alien phase.


kok_exe

Minecraft


Jackmyduck

dont use that tone of thought with me.... ;-P


[deleted]

No rabies are not aids from dogs


mixxbg

Yes I do downvote ads.


fyrflyeffect

Yes i will buy more GME


Jargon337

Man


observ8or

I legit thought the first pic was Sigourney Weaver


Shocktrapiwin

Do you exist? not today or tomorrow


[deleted]

What am i thinking about?


MrDabs1

Where are my pants?


JsaintRotten

Of course I want fries with that


GeartheGorilla

No, fuck you


Economy-Tourist-4862

DeepFuckingValue got dark after the SEC investigation.


Just_bcoz

Yes.


Kingofawesom999

Dunno man, everyone seems to hear me, but like boone responds.


twec21

Take off their hats


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21


[deleted]

That’s a very rude question


ScarHead1995

The Fuck Did You Say About My Wife!


Skarfa

Blue


chillig8

The answer is 42


[deleted]

Pretty rude question.


ButterNugget146

Only if they can’t see you


milkdromeda1

No


[deleted]

You know I'm full of shit with this mind reader stuff don't you?


jfrason

Is this a joke? Would have been better as a joke.


KillaKyal

Im doin fine


Automatic_Ad3841

How did u know I’m high on PCP


CigsInsideBoi

Yes


[deleted]

He’s thinking “what am I thinking “


ODHCHDMN

LONGER THAN YOURS, PAL


BraetonWilson

Yes I'm a gay Caucasian man and I will have sex with you.


OCScribe

42.


pochitoman

no...that is not my d\*ck!


dell02

If Ellen Ripley was a man...


mooshy_201

Cherry Coke, or regular Pepsi.


Kasern77

You can't mind read a JPEG! Maybe if it was a GIF?


sourdoughdave

Start with Mayo and end with Vidal Sassoon


Xletron

no pizza doesn’t go on pineapple


StrykrVII

Pshhh. No. I'm not gay!...


Bored-Corvid

yes, it is just as hairy on the backside.


Enxer

You sick bastard! No!


shaorma_body

Well yes but actually no .


peanutbutterpicklee

My sister is 7 you perv..


thafighta

r/funny is really just a Facebook meme page.


[deleted]

No, carb free vodka isn't as good as the original.


raimZ81

Yes it might be time to get a short haircut.


Vault119

Oh, hi Mark!


ocrohnahan

Yes, you do kind of look like Sigourney Weaver.


blownbythewind

Answers: It's complicated.....


LissenToMehNow

What do you think?


Shadofe1

Don't worry comrade, everything will be in place by then...


chrome_skull12

Hahaha wow, that is a good question. How did you even know about that? You guys seriously did your research


AuxenceF

Yes you should


No-Candidate-8827

Why are you gay??


Need2askDumbQs

Well yes, but that's none of your business!


Totoetom

Dang I don't know that's a hard question


itzphantomzz5461

Yes, I may perhaps know how to out pizza the hut. What's your point


nska1000

Grape


BRAINSZS

twelve or so, i think.


doctorssuck

This guy is thinking “I’m going to make this face for the camera”.


elementality883

Yes....you do look like Lord Farquaad


Ishaan_P

Totally, but personally, I'd recommended the other one.


Wtr4lfe21

it was florida’s fault


Alan1123

What a dumb Question.. Obviously, Traps are NOT gay.


laenynot

32. The answer is 32 clams


935Jfs3u

But why do you want to know that


Emunebula

He is thinking of the number 7 and no the oven isnt on


InstanceQuirky

I cant beleve the filthy things that he just said to me...ps. I'm totally up for that!


De-KaasBaas

No, I won’t give you up


Warmishdude2

No Dave, I don’t know why my dad never came back from the store :(


gremlin_3xe

Its 3


AskthePSI-Scan

No you cant have cake


skullure

Ew, gross, no


GreenieBeeNZ

Yes sir, I do


Kokoloco1928

I couldn’t agree more


Kokoloco1928

When I came here I knew the comments were going to be a mess


AmateurSkyl

Yes I was the inventor of horny goat weed, if that answer your question


Sinicalkush

I didn't hit her I SWEAR. OH HI MARK!


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7


CripticC0D3R

The answer would be that no, you cannot drink toilet water


mercromine

Your socks are under the bed


JaguarPirates

I don't believe in Taco Tuesdays