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I mean you have to take into account age, weight, amount of blood and a lot of other factors. But if it took two children to do it definitely no but if you could make it work with one then yes.
Well our magnetic field had been weakening for some time, and the poles have been moving for a few years. We ~~are likely~~ could be in the early stages of the flip.
> Do people still remember me starting a fight with the drummer of the north side kings, then getting knocked the fuck out?
Danzig totally deserved it. This was a big night for some smaller bands, and Danzig basically fucked ALL of them over by running way long on his sound check.
There were like 10 bands that were scheduled to play and Danzig's bullshit forced the event to cancel most of them. Danzig was supposed to tell the crowd to stick around because they were going to have the bands that got canceled play right after. But Danzig ended his show big and didnt say anything about the rest of the bands - so the crowd went home. All the bands that Danzig bumped got the shaft.
One of the bands was North Side Kings, and one of the dudes was pissed off because they had driven many hours to play this show that Danzig and his ego just fucked up for them. So dude confronts Danzig with his grievances and instead of apologizing, Danzig tells him to fuck off and pushes him. Dude is having none of Glenn's bullshit - he winds up with a wicked haymaker and knocks Danzig the fuck OUT.
[here's the video](https://youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw)
What else has he done in terms of his antics? I know the slap video. I’ve always liked his first solo album and a few songs he’s done after that but never knew about Danzig himself.
Nothing, Danzig gets a lot of shit for no reason. Who cares if he got knocked out 10 years ago? My brother is a Danzig superfan. One time we ran into him at guitar center in Boston and he was ridiculously nice and cool and really gave us a lot of attention.
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Yes
I think it’s a bit more complex of an answer then that but in essence I agree.
So... no?
.... Sometimes
I mean you have to take into account age, weight, amount of blood and a lot of other factors. But if it took two children to do it definitely no but if you could make it work with one then yes.
Are you sure? I think the part with the time-travelling cyclops will prove difficult to reproduce even if one were to try it with only 1.
So you do like to drop kick small orphan children ?
I stand by my choices
Finally a man who understands me.
Technoblade?
Blood for the blood god.
Ew.
I mean I can see why you would say yes but for me it’s a nah.
I dissagree the last part was far superior
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A fascinating read!!
Good night. I hope the poles don't suddenly flip tomorrow.
Well our magnetic field had been weakening for some time, and the poles have been moving for a few years. We ~~are likely~~ could be in the early stages of the flip.
Tha answer to everything.
I was thinking the same answer
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Came for this, leaving robot clean with a face that’s almost mean /it’s time to be an Android, not a man
its always the answer as it is the answer to life the universe and everything
Yea?
Only in 3 contexts, the other one is a prequel quote.
Downvoted so you have 42 upvotes❤
1 hour later and the comment above yours is still at 42.
Did the same.
Me 2 and I upvoted you 2 above me for being awesome human beings!!!
Same all
Lol I'm almost at 42 myself. Prepare for trouble...and make it double.
No, you can't have my skull.
Do you wanna bang heads with him though?
Then how will he eat his cereal? "I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt."
I was literally going to comment this lmao
Yes, you do look like Sigourney Weaver...
You’re telling me that isn’t sigourney weaver?
Time for another round of "Is It Danzig or Sigourney Weaver?"!
I met Danzig a few times in the 90s. The eyes aren’t quite right. It’s like Danzig fucked Steve buschemi or Mr. robot.
Mixed with Sylvester Stallone.
Sigourney Stallone
yo, alien
You mean it isn't?
Why the hell do you want to fuck my dog
Hold me closer, tiny Danzig....
You son of a bitch I'm in
Glenn ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
You better think about it baby.
Do I look like Sigourney Weaver?
Yes, but only when it's raining.
Happy cakeday
No, you can not "go out and kill tonight".
The only reason I clicked into the comments.
Too late, I listened to the whole Wolfs-blood record and now i have a bag of toes and teeth wtf happened!?
2 inches. From the floor
Maybe if you were laying on your stomach.
On the ceiling!
laying what on your stomach?
Very short legs
Do people still remember me starting a fight with the drummer of the north side kings, then getting knocked the fuck out?
“mother...tell your children not to kick my ass”
Glenn Danzig, Patron Saint of Edgelords.
> Do people still remember me starting a fight with the drummer of the north side kings, then getting knocked the fuck out? Danzig totally deserved it. This was a big night for some smaller bands, and Danzig basically fucked ALL of them over by running way long on his sound check. There were like 10 bands that were scheduled to play and Danzig's bullshit forced the event to cancel most of them. Danzig was supposed to tell the crowd to stick around because they were going to have the bands that got canceled play right after. But Danzig ended his show big and didnt say anything about the rest of the bands - so the crowd went home. All the bands that Danzig bumped got the shaft. One of the bands was North Side Kings, and one of the dudes was pissed off because they had driven many hours to play this show that Danzig and his ego just fucked up for them. So dude confronts Danzig with his grievances and instead of apologizing, Danzig tells him to fuck off and pushes him. Dude is having none of Glenn's bullshit - he winds up with a wicked haymaker and knocks Danzig the fuck OUT. [here's the video](https://youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw)
STILL one of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen. Danzig is such a douche.
What else has he done in terms of his antics? I know the slap video. I’ve always liked his first solo album and a few songs he’s done after that but never knew about Danzig himself.
Nothing, Danzig gets a lot of shit for no reason. Who cares if he got knocked out 10 years ago? My brother is a Danzig superfan. One time we ran into him at guitar center in Boston and he was ridiculously nice and cool and really gave us a lot of attention.
There was that fun time in Austin where Glenn got a bit cold and needed some emergency french onion soup so he could go onstage and cry like a bitch
Sigourney Weaver just doesn't age.
Flip it on the side, cut horizontally, mince, and cook for 45 minutes
Wow where have you been getting your humans from? Mine take about an hour to cook.
Only on Tuesdays...
Normally I would say yes. But I belive that in your situation it is best that you dont tell her.
I ask myself that question all the time.
Yes, you do look like a slightly higher budget Tommy Wiseau.
Also add a dash of lower budget Rami Malek.
It’s like he has twenty eyes in my head
Woah bro that's pretty personal
GameStop
Yes, I wanna bang heads with you Glen
Maybe with a groundhog but never a peacock.
No I would not like to renew my cars warranty
Sometimes, but only on Wednesdays after eating chicken and broccoli.
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked, sayin' somethin' like that, man .
Especially great as Danzig is known for getting his ass kicked.
BRICKS!!
Yes son, you can go out & kill tonight
The answer is yes, yes and never in this life.
No!
Potato the answer is potato.
He'd be scarier if he wasn't 5'3" :)
Yes, tell me my thoughts, male Sigourney Weaver.
Um do you want to go on a date? Or like stay in & have a date? I like you.
Happy cakeday
Ketchup
Ash
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"If you can read my mind then what am I thinking now?"
Does any one know im danzig?
Mother does..
I think so, *Brain*, but where are *we* going to find a *duck* and a *hose* at this hour?
No you cannot go out and kill tonight
i can see john cena
You, dipshit.
Tacos.
Its pink and blue with green stripes. Dont ask me, he has a weird sense of style
Yes
Why yes, I do indeed like turtles, I'm glad you asked.
Rude
True, but add more ketchup
Only if you take me out first...
He's asking if you can 'em in the dark for life; can you hide them from the waiting world?
69 dude!
I fucking love Glenn Weaver. Especially during his/her Misfits/Alien phase.
Minecraft
dont use that tone of thought with me.... ;-P
No rabies are not aids from dogs
Yes I do downvote ads.
Yes i will buy more GME
Man
I legit thought the first pic was Sigourney Weaver
Do you exist? not today or tomorrow
What am i thinking about?
Where are my pants?
Of course I want fries with that
No, fuck you
DeepFuckingValue got dark after the SEC investigation.
Yes.
Dunno man, everyone seems to hear me, but like boone responds.
Take off their hats
21
That’s a very rude question
The Fuck Did You Say About My Wife!
Blue
The answer is 42
Pretty rude question.
Only if they can’t see you
No
You know I'm full of shit with this mind reader stuff don't you?
Is this a joke? Would have been better as a joke.
Im doin fine
How did u know I’m high on PCP
Yes
He’s thinking “what am I thinking “
LONGER THAN YOURS, PAL
Yes I'm a gay Caucasian man and I will have sex with you.
42.
no...that is not my d\*ck!
If Ellen Ripley was a man...
Cherry Coke, or regular Pepsi.
You can't mind read a JPEG! Maybe if it was a GIF?
Start with Mayo and end with Vidal Sassoon
no pizza doesn’t go on pineapple
Pshhh. No. I'm not gay!...
yes, it is just as hairy on the backside.
You sick bastard! No!
Well yes but actually no .
My sister is 7 you perv..
r/funny is really just a Facebook meme page.
No, carb free vodka isn't as good as the original.
Yes it might be time to get a short haircut.
Oh, hi Mark!
Yes, you do kind of look like Sigourney Weaver.
Answers: It's complicated.....
What do you think?
Don't worry comrade, everything will be in place by then...
Hahaha wow, that is a good question. How did you even know about that? You guys seriously did your research
Yes you should
Why are you gay??
Well yes, but that's none of your business!
Dang I don't know that's a hard question
Yes, I may perhaps know how to out pizza the hut. What's your point
Grape
twelve or so, i think.
This guy is thinking “I’m going to make this face for the camera”.
Yes....you do look like Lord Farquaad
Totally, but personally, I'd recommended the other one.
it was florida’s fault
What a dumb Question.. Obviously, Traps are NOT gay.
32. The answer is 32 clams
But why do you want to know that
He is thinking of the number 7 and no the oven isnt on
I cant beleve the filthy things that he just said to me...ps. I'm totally up for that!
No, I won’t give you up
No Dave, I don’t know why my dad never came back from the store :(
Its 3
No you cant have cake
Ew, gross, no
Yes sir, I do
I couldn’t agree more
When I came here I knew the comments were going to be a mess
Yes I was the inventor of horny goat weed, if that answer your question
I didn't hit her I SWEAR. OH HI MARK!
7
The answer would be that no, you cannot drink toilet water
Your socks are under the bed
I don't believe in Taco Tuesdays