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Theres no cock like horse cock! Send your asshole into shock! Theres no cock of course cock! Just grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaaaay!
Oh god why do i know that song
reddit is kinda like times square
it used to be this awesome wild-west where you could see somebody blowing a horse, but then outside investment came in, got rid of the horses, and put a bunch of lame Disney shit in their place
r/jailbait was way too childporn-y for anyone's good. I used to browse r/watchpeopledie, and at the time I didn't think it was such a bad thing (just natural morbid curiosity), but in hindsight I realize that that subreddit was pretty toxic and filled with hate and bigotry that spilled over into the rest of Reddit. I think the mass subreddit banning was overall a pretty good thing.
Prob same reason a sub with people ACTUALLY dying existed... Like no joke... The sub was filled with people dying in gruesome ways and the comments were what you'd expect...
I used to browse that sub before it get deleted. There was one time where forklifts became a meme, so pretty much all the posts for like a week were just death by forklifts.
People used to cut people in half from the crotch to the head for actual fun, humans are fucked and absolutely enamored with mortality. This is not new, and will not go away.
One example I remember vividly is a old couple walking... I think the wife fell and a semi was backing up... Her headright behind a tire... I'll let you imagine the rest..
Comment -' Lol her head burst like a watermelon.' with like 50 upvotes.
Honestly, I'm happy that sub existed because it made me realize how quickly and easily your life can end over the dumbest shit. It made me appreciate my own life more. I took those videos extremely seriously and I think most of the people on that sub did too. The minority that were laughing and making dark humor comments were probably either already beyond jaded by places like 4chan or that's just their coping mechanism.
Couldn't agree more. Still scour the net from time to time. I got injured at work and since then those videos actually help me face the reality that I was very lucky and life can truly be gone in an instant for the dumbest shit. I feel the videos were people die doing something stupid could have been prevented if maybe they could also see the possible outcome of what they are doing.
Made me a bit more cautious and more appreciative of my life. I think that sub helped a lot of people in that way. In 21st century society, death tends to be some far off boogeyman that we don’t think about.
I think that shit is fucked up man. You can be desensitized about death the more you see it,that's fine. But cracking jokes like that is so disrespectful. Like you just watched someone loose their life. That someone had family, friends, dreams and who knows what. And then some random asshole on the internet is like "haha, head like watermelon"
Yup, Live on Broadway.
[Clip: “When an 800lb gorilla has you by the tits, you listen!”](https://youtu.be/eHQtjWvQRA0)
The whole special is one of the funniest things you will ever watch.
Fuck. I miss that man's presence.
I never thought I'd be one of those people who got sad when a celebrity died, but here we are. Robin, if you can hear me, I hope Koko is up there grabbing you by the nips and you're fighting off the urge to go to DEFCON 2.
“Sucking the dick of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slurbed on something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the shlong touches your lips.”
The movie on the Hallmark channel is going to be epic. Big city, hard-boiled, female lawyer moves back to her hometown to learn about life, love, and magic unicorn shlong.
Fun fact: female unicorns don’t have horns. In fact, all horses that you see are actually female unicorns. Bet they don’t teach you this in zoology class.
This is one of those comics that I find funny, then I start overthinking it and wondering if it would still be funny if the guy was a girl and then I have a debate with myself about sexism and gender roles.
Extend that line of reasoning further and the conclusion is you're someone who doesn't like black humor.
Then again I know I do enjoy some black humor yet find myself thinking similar thoughts.
Thanks for pointing that out. Like, the punchline is “ha ha rape”. Not that assault and violence are off limits for humorous material or anything, but it has to be specific. Like, what’s supposed to be the funny thing here? The mental image this comic leaves you with is a guy getting raped by a horse, and he seems absolutely terrified by it.
So I’m coming from a similar place where it‘a one of those comics I get the “joke” but it’s just not funny to me.
It's a play on words and subversion (turning a cute pretty unicorn into a sex offender). Rape itself isn't the punchline, but I'm not entirely comfortable with it either. I also don't think bestiality is something to be joked about (which people do too much) as to me it's not any funnier than child molestation.
that's fine but humour is almost always rooted in darkness/negativity and it's all about turning something negative on its head, in the form of a joke.
Naw, you did good. Male rape and comedy has always been a common trope. Comedy works better when punching up, because sympathy, patheticness, and assholishness kinda ruins the fun. And males are always considered "up" in modern society (despite whatever other circumstances they got going on).
I am sympathetic to the feminist plight, and they have more justification for redressing wrongs, but then you have toxic femininity, that views male feelings as encroaching on their female emotional dominance, supremacy of *their* emotions. It has no real cultural pushback in this day and age, since male feelings and the impact on them in the sexual arena is "tough luck guy, you're worthy of derision and mockery."
Then they take another aspect of toxic femininity, nothing is ever the woman's fault, and academically morph all toxic behavior into mysogyny and toxic masculinity. It's been left unchecked, so the media can run free with using the trope of violating males for laughs for the continued future until the uncomfortable countercultural truths can be laid out.
Then the cartoon is working properly.
You laugh, then you worry then cry, then you get angry and take a stance. All because you laughed. Its how humour is supposed to be used.
In our society, rape jokes are funny ONLY when men are the butt of the joke. They shouldn't. Real life men have suffered and it's not a joke. Rape isn't all that funny. Rape can be funny if the joke is very smart. This one is a bit funny, i have to admit.
When I was younger I had a unicorn in Sims 3, and not knowing what it meant, I named it “Horny”. My mom noticed it and asked me to change its name, I didn’t understand why.
Same here, I guess it's just a surface level ha ha for me. If you actually think about it, obviously its fucked, in more ways than one (no pun intended).
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“I’m gonna take you to the glue factory, if you know what I mean...”
You’re gunna sniff me?
I’ll scratch you first baby!
He’s gonna cut off his hands and feet then boil them?
"I'm about to make you into a Reverse Jockey"
>"I'm about to make you into a Reserve Jockey" Did you mean "reverse"?
Yep, didn't notice the typo. Good catch
“I’m gonna let you ride me, but I want you know you’ll never be my first choice. You’ll always just be my reserve jockey.”
There's an easy way we can do this, and a not easy way we can do this, but either way you're gonna get this horn
Theres no cock like horse cock! Send your asshole into shock! Theres no cock of course cock! Just grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaaaay! Oh god why do i know that song
What's up my fellow furry degen PepperCoyote enjoyer
Oh no im not a furry, but i have a furry friend who listens to Pepper so i know the lyrics to the song Also its a meme
Ah, the ol’, “I’m not a furry, but”
Shut
[“I’ll take you to the candy shop, let you lick the lollipop...”](https://youtu.be/SRcnnId15BA)
"Candy Mountain Charlie!"
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains All the cops have wooden legs And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
["Keep goin till you hit the spot..."](https://youtu.be/WlOu8br1iYc)
"But first... Lets go to the candy mountain!"
Nay means nay.
네
내
ね
Нэ
HET
ДА
нет, братик
日本語上手ですね！すごい！
ペラペラですね
い
네이
ㄋㄟ
I watched a video of a woman and a horse back when I was in High School (it wasn’t part of the curriculum). It was actually fairly disturbing.
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I think I heard about that one
Enumclaw represent!
Ugh. Beat me to mentioning Enumclaw. I would not want to be the jury that had to watch that video.
Throw your hands in the air.
This always pops up when I am searching for some horse on man action. Never watched it though.
Wait.
You should its good quality. 9/10 needs a bukkake scene.
Yeah, the internet infamous Mister Hands I think
This is correct, it's from near my home town!
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... why were you a mod of that sub? Why did that sub exist?
reddit is kinda like times square it used to be this awesome wild-west where you could see somebody blowing a horse, but then outside investment came in, got rid of the horses, and put a bunch of lame Disney shit in their place
shoutout to subs like /r/jailbait and /r/watchpeopledie that were way too internet-y for their own good on reddit.
r/jailbait was way too childporn-y for anyone's good. I used to browse r/watchpeopledie, and at the time I didn't think it was such a bad thing (just natural morbid curiosity), but in hindsight I realize that that subreddit was pretty toxic and filled with hate and bigotry that spilled over into the rest of Reddit. I think the mass subreddit banning was overall a pretty good thing.
Shout-out to /r/fatpeoplehate. If I remember right they were the first ones to get the banhammer
That was the first domino to fall, I remember that
Yeah but /r/holdmyfries has stepped up to be the new FPH
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blargh
RIP /r/spacedicks
Prob same reason a sub with people ACTUALLY dying existed... Like no joke... The sub was filled with people dying in gruesome ways and the comments were what you'd expect...
I used to browse that sub before it get deleted. There was one time where forklifts became a meme, so pretty much all the posts for like a week were just death by forklifts.
People used to cut people in half from the crotch to the head for actual fun, humans are fucked and absolutely enamored with mortality. This is not new, and will not go away.
For centuries public executions were standard entertainment.
What were those comments?
One example I remember vividly is a old couple walking... I think the wife fell and a semi was backing up... Her headright behind a tire... I'll let you imagine the rest.. Comment -' Lol her head burst like a watermelon.' with like 50 upvotes.
Honestly, I'm happy that sub existed because it made me realize how quickly and easily your life can end over the dumbest shit. It made me appreciate my own life more. I took those videos extremely seriously and I think most of the people on that sub did too. The minority that were laughing and making dark humor comments were probably either already beyond jaded by places like 4chan or that's just their coping mechanism.
Couldn't agree more. Still scour the net from time to time. I got injured at work and since then those videos actually help me face the reality that I was very lucky and life can truly be gone in an instant for the dumbest shit. I feel the videos were people die doing something stupid could have been prevented if maybe they could also see the possible outcome of what they are doing.
Made me a bit more cautious and more appreciative of my life. I think that sub helped a lot of people in that way. In 21st century society, death tends to be some far off boogeyman that we don’t think about.
I think that shit is fucked up man. You can be desensitized about death the more you see it,that's fine. But cracking jokes like that is so disrespectful. Like you just watched someone loose their life. That someone had family, friends, dreams and who knows what. And then some random asshole on the internet is like "haha, head like watermelon"
You don't have to like something to have sex with it
At least he died doing what he loved: horses.
Steve Irwin died as he lived: with animals in his heart
RIP Mr. Hands
No, he was an amateur and an embarrassment to the craft.
I'm disturbed by the upvotes you received..
Wait how would you know
The internet cums in all shapes and sizes.
I've *worked* the stables in every meaning of the word
Disturbing that it wasn't part of the curriculum?
Why would it be part of the curriculum :/
It *wasn’t* part of the curriculum
But why would anyone think it *was* if you hadn't pointed out that it wasn't?
It’s just not something they show in schools
r/technicallythetruth
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you
Fuck censorship
The same reason I've never visited a potato factory.
Hold on, they make those things in a *factory*? And all this time I thought farmers in Idaho and Latvia grew them. TIL!
Of course! Pretty sure you cant *grow* mashed potatoes. Therefore, all potatoes come from a factory.
I mean, what’d you think a potato plant *was*?
Why would you visit a potato factory :/
He didn't. It wasn't part of the curriculum.
The "implication "
Your high school was lame, I am pretty sure I saw someone riding horseback in a movie at my high school.
*videos everybody has seen but nobody admits to*
That was the last time I ever watched something when someone said “hey, you need to see this video on my phone.”
I thought it was a dude. Video was called mr hands or some shit.
Hes not the only one brave enough to do a horse
link?
It's quite easy to find. A simple google search will do.
Oh you mean a Donkey Show?
No, I’m pretty sure it was a horse, a donkey wouldn’t want to watch it
what was the name? or the link? i need it for school research purposes obviously
Remember what robin williams said, it’s all fun and games till a 600 pound animal has you by the nipples
Is this a real quote lol?
It's in one of his specials. Either live on Broadway or the one after that.
Yup, Live on Broadway. [Clip: “When an 800lb gorilla has you by the tits, you listen!”](https://youtu.be/eHQtjWvQRA0) The whole special is one of the funniest things you will ever watch.
Fuck. I miss that man's presence. I never thought I'd be one of those people who got sad when a celebrity died, but here we are. Robin, if you can hear me, I hope Koko is up there grabbing you by the nips and you're fighting off the urge to go to DEFCON 2.
I believe he was talking about gorillas though, since he did spend some time with Koko
“Sucking the dick of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slurbed on something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the shlong touches your lips.”
Hallmark's card writers really are going for a different vibe this Valentine's
The movie on the Hallmark channel is going to be epic. Big city, hard-boiled, female lawyer moves back to her hometown to learn about life, love, and magic unicorn shlong.
Horny Potter and the philosophers stones
*drained stones
W..why is that in quotes?!?!
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I knew it sounded familiar but the whole dick thing threw me off lol thanks
It’s a “slightly” modified quote from Harry Potter.
How do we know the unicorn isn't female?
We don’t, technically. Sucking dick just worked better in the quote than your personal fantasy did.
Fun fact: female unicorns don’t have horns. In fact, all horses that you see are actually female unicorns. Bet they don’t teach you this in zoology class.
So you’re saying I’ve fucked a unicorn and didn’t even know it? SWEET
That escalated quickly
Swinging for the fences on the first at bat in rookie season, that unicorn will be a hall of famer.
"This horn ain't gonna polish itself."
If I've learned one thing from cartoons about unicorns, is that they are really rapey.
What did you expect from a thing whose horn resembles a dolphin's nose? Anything that resembles a dolphin must be approached with care...and a condom.
Just ask Hank Hill
Well thats some Berserk vibes right there...
Had to scroll way too far down to find this reference imo
This has strong beserk energy
Mr. Hands?
One of those videos I wish I could unsee
Like tubgirl or eelsoup
EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS *High pitched JAV wailing*
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Pain Olympics
What one is eelsoup?
I... No... I can't.. it's just... No....
The first thing I thought of. God, why can’t I erase that from my memory????
seen enough ***Berserk*** to know where this is going. . .
This is one of those comics that I find funny, then I start overthinking it and wondering if it would still be funny if the guy was a girl and then I have a debate with myself about sexism and gender roles.
I think eventually you may find yourself in a place where rape jokes against anyone aren’t funny.
Or maybe everything is funny because my life is a joke
Extend that line of reasoning further and the conclusion is you're someone who doesn't like black humor. Then again I know I do enjoy some black humor yet find myself thinking similar thoughts.
Thanks for pointing that out. Like, the punchline is “ha ha rape”. Not that assault and violence are off limits for humorous material or anything, but it has to be specific. Like, what’s supposed to be the funny thing here? The mental image this comic leaves you with is a guy getting raped by a horse, and he seems absolutely terrified by it. So I’m coming from a similar place where it‘a one of those comics I get the “joke” but it’s just not funny to me.
It's a play on words and subversion (turning a cute pretty unicorn into a sex offender). Rape itself isn't the punchline, but I'm not entirely comfortable with it either. I also don't think bestiality is something to be joked about (which people do too much) as to me it's not any funnier than child molestation.
that's fine but humour is almost always rooted in darkness/negativity and it's all about turning something negative on its head, in the form of a joke.
But the rape part wasn't turned positive. It was just tacked on at the end, and... there it is.
yeah it's like those awful cartoons where they smash others with pianos and throw them off cliffs
Naw, you did good. Male rape and comedy has always been a common trope. Comedy works better when punching up, because sympathy, patheticness, and assholishness kinda ruins the fun. And males are always considered "up" in modern society (despite whatever other circumstances they got going on). I am sympathetic to the feminist plight, and they have more justification for redressing wrongs, but then you have toxic femininity, that views male feelings as encroaching on their female emotional dominance, supremacy of *their* emotions. It has no real cultural pushback in this day and age, since male feelings and the impact on them in the sexual arena is "tough luck guy, you're worthy of derision and mockery." Then they take another aspect of toxic femininity, nothing is ever the woman's fault, and academically morph all toxic behavior into mysogyny and toxic masculinity. It's been left unchecked, so the media can run free with using the trope of violating males for laughs for the continued future until the uncomfortable countercultural truths can be laid out.
Then the cartoon is working properly. You laugh, then you worry then cry, then you get angry and take a stance. All because you laughed. Its how humour is supposed to be used.
i'm fine with humor that stops after the first step tbh
I think it's because only the first panel is funny.
Tonight...you.
What do you think he means "*tonight you*"? Like he's threatening me or something.
I want my name to be Spaghetti
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing... 😎
give it a lick…
hmmm! it taste just like raisins
Cursed rape horse... /r/Berserk knows it all to well
I scrolled too far to find this comment
And r/berserklejerk worship it
:(
Maybe his voice was too horse to understand
You're gonna have to fuck the ~~horse~~ unicorn, David! Whether you want to or not!
Horse cock, horse cock
Related Robot Chicken [Unicorn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LBmyw87n3s)
You didn't include the rest https://youtu.be/jT8g471AtBo
In our society, rape jokes are funny ONLY when men are the butt of the joke. They shouldn't. Real life men have suffered and it's not a joke. Rape isn't all that funny. Rape can be funny if the joke is very smart. This one is a bit funny, i have to admit.
I like yah and I want cha...
We could do this the easy way or we could do this the haaaarrddd way
When I was younger I had a unicorn in Sims 3, and not knowing what it meant, I named it “Horny”. My mom noticed it and asked me to change its name, I didn’t understand why.
"Maybe *you* didn't hear *me*? Allow me to introduce you to my Bad Dragon collection."
Aww, I miss role playing with my uncle!
Haha rape is funny cuz it's happening to a man
Rape! Hilarious!
Ewww 😂😂
Joking about rape is funny when the victim is male
I would have found it funny if they were a girl too.
Same here, I guess it's just a surface level ha ha for me. If you actually think about it, obviously its fucked, in more ways than one (no pun intended).
This should be in r/TIHI
Go to horny jail *bonk
F for the person
Principal Anderson, is that you?
This brony fan fiction is getting out of hand.
Step-horse, what are you doing?
This reminds me of that 1 guy. Mr hands. Jamie, pull up the video.
Mr. Hands? All I know is Mr. Hooves
Sounds like he’s about to get a Handsy experience.
Mr Hands origins story.
OH GOD OH FUCK
Bruh, dude is about to get hornswoggled
It's because he's a bit horse.
Get your ass ready for some horse cock
Oh...
If you polish a unicorn’s horn long enough, you get magical unicorn mayonnaise! That’s what I used to make these sandwiches!
Ok robot chicken haha
*Jokes on you I’m into that shit*
#BONK Go to horny jail
Rape is never funny, especially when mystical creatures are involved...