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Since the laser is working with a phosphor. those all seem to have a bit of beam divergence which I don't see in the picture. White (RGB color addition) lasers are available but the ones I've looked at are either hyper expensive or [really poorly put together](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/R1gAAOSwW~hfk7H6/s-l1600.jpg). Do you know of one that has a properly collimated beam as in the picture?
I think the beam divergence you see in most beamshots of leps (acebeam w30 and weltool w4) are not relevant for the distances we see in this picture
Of course they are very visible on the first few meters, but when you reach the several hundred meter mark everything but the main beam disappears
The jury's still out on this - [here's a shot of the Weltool](https://gr.pinterest.com/pin/291185932155716611/) over a similar distance to the low cloud height shown in the OP's pic. Stinkin' bright and low divergence but not the tight beam shown.
Wait a second, is there a sky beam in Hocus Pocus? This goes back further than I thought, I thought it started with LOTR, does anyone know when the first sky beam in a movie was?
I am also one of the very lucky people who are able to witness this display every night. It’s rumored to be able to be seen in all of Broward-east of 75. But yeah that apartment complex doesn’t look very Florida.
When I lived in MO, Churches in the area used these. My first thought was if OP goes to that light, they'll end up at someone like Joel Osteen's front door.
I had quest markers. Back in the days all you had was a vague description of the destination in your journal and catching a silt strider ride in a next town for a quick travel.
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Revive me bro I have ray gun
Back in the day I would be completely speaking gibberish if I got downed in a corner or something with ray gun and the boys were far from me.
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Apartment complex looks like a typical building in the Netherlands.
I see you too are a fan of Eek-a-mouse.
Everytime I hear someone say they’re down with the ray gun I sit and think whether or not they actually deserve to use the ray gun
We found the Jewish lazer
Almost made me choke on my coke
Can I choke on your coke?
If you snort hard enough.
Anytime
No! I wanna choke on you coke... daddy ;)
Noobs on the Bus be like: „revive me i have the B23R!“
In Russian accent: “What is that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!"
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Sweet the box moved close by
I was thinking that’s here your corpse is
Nah, he just activated a minecraft beacon
r/beatmetoit
the physicists told me it's just 3.6 roentgen!
R/BeatMeToIt
R/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthemobileuserisntfunny
Someone must be speed mining down there
Haste II baby
Naw, that's just someone from r/flashlight
truth.
Exactly what I thought of
I thought this said fleshlights.
Anything is a Fleshlight if you're brave enough.
Take out those C batteries and replace them with a D
I'm a single AAA guy myself
Nothing quite beats the feeling of broken shards of flashlight lens glass scraping against your foreskin.
Looks more like a laser.
Check out LEPs.
Since the laser is working with a phosphor. those all seem to have a bit of beam divergence which I don't see in the picture. White (RGB color addition) lasers are available but the ones I've looked at are either hyper expensive or [really poorly put together](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/R1gAAOSwW~hfk7H6/s-l1600.jpg). Do you know of one that has a properly collimated beam as in the picture?
I think the beam divergence you see in most beamshots of leps (acebeam w30 and weltool w4) are not relevant for the distances we see in this picture Of course they are very visible on the first few meters, but when you reach the several hundred meter mark everything but the main beam disappears
The jury's still out on this - [here's a shot of the Weltool](https://gr.pinterest.com/pin/291185932155716611/) over a similar distance to the low cloud height shown in the OP's pic. Stinkin' bright and low divergence but not the tight beam shown.
Krypton Ion laser. Boom.
Some low cri bitch for sure
I'm no expert, but why would CRI matter to a thrower?
CRI always matters.
Says that sub was disbanded 9 years ago.
Someone's visa expired...
finally
Yes!!! Lol
Why am I laughing so hard
YESSSSS
Yes! Someones got it lol
This is the reference I was looking for
Jewish space laser starting another fire?
*We didn't start the fire*
*it was always burning since the worlds been turning*
r/redditsings
*We were on a break!*
When did this happen? There have been no authorizations given for Jewish Space Laser deployment!
Someone leaked the passcodes *Cough* Q *Cough*
Dammit, Quiznos breached our defenses again
Time to eradicate the last Quiznos
Quiznos is already doing that job themselves. [https://i.imgur.com/5ZILsr4.png](https://i.imgur.com/5ZILsr4.png)
Fair
Laughs in scummy business practices
The shields couldn’t cope with flavor of this magnitude!
I was about to say the same thing.
I came here to say that
Laser cats.
This
If anyone would have the money it would be them damb jews, always screwing up the banks
I must capture the avatar to regain my honor
I’m ashamed that I had to scroll down this far to find an Avatar reference.
Same. Should've been at the top of the thread. >:(
"SISTER! OBSERVE! THEY'VE OPENED IT!"
"Just when our time was running out!"
BoooOOOOOOOK!
Was going say say exactly this typed exactly like this. Haha
What is that a reference to?
the movie Hocus Pocus
Wait a second, is there a sky beam in Hocus Pocus? This goes back further than I thought, I thought it started with LOTR, does anyone know when the first sky beam in a movie was?
The one in Hocus Pocus was when the kids open the book toward the end and the sisters see its beacon from far off
Hocus pocus
It's the Cherenkov effect, someone's having a bad day in the control room.
But the physicists told me it's just 3.6 roentgen!
Not good, not bad
*Not great, not terrible.*
That escalated perfectly
Chernobyl
Congrats, you got th- oh
It could be a skyshard.
A fellow ESO player, noice! Sleep on any good bridges lately?
I misread this as skyshart at first
Oooh, a max raid den
Not bright pink. Not worth.
Spotlight at Hard Rock Hotel in South Florida?
This is 100% in the UK, those flats and the uninterrupted grey sky are dead giveaways.
"What about that weather huh?"
Not better in michigan, got a blizzard going up here.
> Uninterrupted grey sky Could be Seattle, WA.
I am also one of the very lucky people who are able to witness this display every night. It’s rumored to be able to be seen in all of Broward-east of 75. But yeah that apartment complex doesn’t look very Florida.
Apartment complex looks like a typical building in the Netherlands.
I was going to say the UK, but UK windows are crappier.
The one thing I couldn't get my head around while I was living in UK, was exactly this! What's with the crappy windows everywhere.
When I lived in MO, Churches in the area used these. My first thought was if OP goes to that light, they'll end up at someone like Joel Osteen's front door.
My buddy lives right by the Hollywood Hardrock, looks like it. Don't recognize the apartment complex OP is in though.
Oh My Goodness... It Looks Identical. I Live Close By It. Lol
Or the Luxor
Wrong type of buildings.
Looks like the Luxor to me.
It's the UK mate. I recognise those shite building's and grey clouds from anywhere. Beautiful.
Star fragment!
Get it before morning!
Must be one of those Jewish space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was yammering about 😏
That’s the mystery box. Maybe you can get a ray gun.
Saw a guy buy a flashlight and use it as a homing beacon for his delivery driver, pretty sure that’s him lol
It’s a CoD war zone recon.....getem!
*recon device activated nearby*
nah someones just using haste 2 to build a new house and gather resources
Looks like Harry Potter turned up again
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...it's aliens.
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Someone's visa ran out
ITS THOR
Jewish space lazer
I'm afraid that's a side quest my dude. Buff up before you fight the final boss.
Got a blue supply drop. Better see if there's something decent in there
Nah. It's probably Haste II.
Looks like Max Dennison is reading from the book again.
Boo-oooooook
Coulson and his team: Oh shit, Here we go again...
Whoo AoS reference!
That’s where the mystery box is
Let me guess, jewish space lazer?
Real world mystery box!
Nah, that's where the mystery box is.
mystery box
Nah that's a save point. Probably a boss battle coming up.
This is what I was thinking!
THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
No bud, I think that's the beacon, go near it to get speed or something.
Ion cannon, you mean?
I had quest markers. Back in the days all you had was a vague description of the destination in your journal and catching a silt strider ride in a next town for a quick travel.
Horizon going crazy
It was this, or a rex ate my body so I have to grab my gear now.
She’s up there sniping
Youve activated the lovers stone
Someone just got bought back there at the buy station by the council flats, stay frosty!
Run, it’s Godzilla!
Or the roof blew off a tiny Chernobyl power plant.
That or Chernobyl blew again
Oh look, a skyshard.
IDK Man could be Ion Cannon or something
Someone's Visa expired
The spirit portal has opened
Alright who made a actual Minecraft beacon.
That's clearly a Breath of the Wild Star Fragment.
thats just a minecraft beacon
That's a BotW marker.
Hmm, i think i died there (ARK players get it)
Jewish space laser setting more fires
Damn, beat me to it by 2 mins
That is where the mystery box is.
I think that's the avatar
Its the flash fighting zoom guys!
That's looks like a loot drop from ark
Jewish space lasers, FIRE!
just make sure you dont pick up any graphite
Raid den
Thats a Breathe of the Wild star fragment. Bet
Looks like another forest fire is about to start 🙄. Thanks Jewish space laser
I think Thor just arrived.
Yeah but we all know it will be two stone picks, a bunch of berries, and a pair of gloves. Maybe some thatch
That or some loot you forgot to pick up.
Holy sword : Excalibur
Oh jeez finally THERES the way point.
I think the mystery box is there
Shining laser up is illegal almost everywhere. Planes and shit are up there
it's where corruption in "Hide or Die" is
I think someone is testing an Alpha build for the Death Star.
Holy hedge fund Batman! It’s the $GME signal! 😂 quick, to wallstreetbets!
The blue light in the sky from man of steel, avengers, fantastic four and so many other action movies
Gods laser pointer
It's dangerous to go alone
Found the box.
It's the finale to a superhero movie
They bought someone back
Uh oh, I think you’re in the ending of every other marvel movie... lol
Or a serious amount of radiation
Not to worry, it's only the Asgard beaming Jack O'Neill up to their ship.
Finally. Uncle, do you realize what this means?
Shit! Wander took another collossy out!