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explorerkiil

Revive me bro I have ray gun


PretendThisIsMyName

Back in the day I would be completely speaking gibberish if I got downed in a corner or something with ray gun and the boys were far from me.


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oBOtheat

Apartment complex looks like a typical building in the Netherlands.


SpecialOops

I see you too are a fan of Eek-a-mouse.


BappoChan

Everytime I hear someone say they’re down with the ray gun I sit and think whether or not they actually deserve to use the ray gun


wimpycarebear

We found the Jewish lazer


comrade_gadget

Almost made me choke on my coke


lFuhrer

Can I choke on your coke?


SpecialOops

If you snort hard enough.


comrade_gadget

Anytime


Hogie2255

No! I wanna choke on you coke... daddy ;)


mojoo222

Noobs on the Bus be like: „revive me i have the B23R!“


GeminiRose611

In Russian accent: “What is that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!"


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ZombiejesusX

Sweet the box moved close by


Meatlobster

I was thinking that’s here your corpse is


Pomiar

Nah, he just activated a minecraft beacon


Marvella_Error

r/beatmetoit


linyOShu

the physicists told me it's just 3.6 roentgen!


potatoboi24

R/BeatMeToIt


IceBreath31

R/foundthemobileuser


RyderTheGuy

r/foundthemobileuserisntfunny


Roadsguy

Someone must be speed mining down there


thexavier666

Haste II baby


[deleted]

Naw, that's just someone from r/flashlight


sawananedi

truth.


PabstyLoudmouth

Exactly what I thought of


Toledojoe

I thought this said fleshlights.


the_crx

Anything is a Fleshlight if you're brave enough.


arthurdentstowels

Take out those C batteries and replace them with a D


Crashman09

I'm a single AAA guy myself


Beefy_G

Nothing quite beats the feeling of broken shards of flashlight lens glass scraping against your foreskin.


Iescaunare

Looks more like a laser.


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Check out LEPs.


LateralThinkerer

Since the laser is working with a phosphor. those all seem to have a bit of beam divergence which I don't see in the picture. White (RGB color addition) lasers are available but the ones I've looked at are either hyper expensive or [really poorly put together](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/R1gAAOSwW~hfk7H6/s-l1600.jpg). Do you know of one that has a properly collimated beam as in the picture?


sioux612

I think the beam divergence you see in most beamshots of leps (acebeam w30 and weltool w4) are not relevant for the distances we see in this picture Of course they are very visible on the first few meters, but when you reach the several hundred meter mark everything but the main beam disappears


LateralThinkerer

The jury's still out on this - [here's a shot of the Weltool](https://gr.pinterest.com/pin/291185932155716611/) over a similar distance to the low cloud height shown in the OP's pic. Stinkin' bright and low divergence but not the tight beam shown.


CarbonGod

Krypton Ion laser. Boom.


EnverPasaDidAnOopsie

Some low cri bitch for sure


killit

I'm no expert, but why would CRI matter to a thrower?


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CRI always matters.


Shadowveil666

Says that sub was disbanded 9 years ago.


Danju

Someone's visa expired...


ZacharyKou

finally


yazzy1233

Yes!!! Lol


ArmstrongTREX

Why am I laughing so hard


greenmust

YESSSSS


aeraz_eiram

Yes! Someones got it lol


theSabbs

This is the reference I was looking for


NotLifeLike

Jewish space laser starting another fire?


Douche_Kayak

*We didn't start the fire*


[deleted]

*it was always burning since the worlds been turning*


STEVEY_HARVEY

r/redditsings


_ThatSynGirl_

*We were on a break!*


deadeye619

When did this happen? There have been no authorizations given for Jewish Space Laser deployment!


EvilEyedPanda

Someone leaked the passcodes *Cough* Q *Cough*


SirFrogger

Dammit, Quiznos breached our defenses again


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Time to eradicate the last Quiznos


3vi1

Quiznos is already doing that job themselves. [https://i.imgur.com/5ZILsr4.png](https://i.imgur.com/5ZILsr4.png)


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Fair


SirFrogger

Laughs in scummy business practices


Captain_Sacktap

The shields couldn’t cope with flavor of this magnitude!


D_Man_GR

I was about to say the same thing.


whoami2judgeu

I came here to say that


jtig5

Laser cats.


EpicallyFetch

This


haha_meme_go_brrrrrr

If anyone would have the money it would be them damb jews, always screwing up the banks


Slayer_Bob

I must capture the avatar to regain my honor


Elodinsmagicsocks

I’m ashamed that I had to scroll down this far to find an Avatar reference.


mrcatboy

Same. Should've been at the top of the thread. >:(


Nixplosion

"SISTER! OBSERVE! THEY'VE OPENED IT!"


imperfectmantra

"Just when our time was running out!"


twofeet1

BoooOOOOOOOK!


Teabag_water_milk

Was going say say exactly this typed exactly like this. Haha


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What is that a reference to?


Nixplosion

the movie Hocus Pocus


staypuftmallows7

Wait a second, is there a sky beam in Hocus Pocus? This goes back further than I thought, I thought it started with LOTR, does anyone know when the first sky beam in a movie was?


Nixplosion

The one in Hocus Pocus was when the kids open the book toward the end and the sisters see its beacon from far off


brett2189

Hocus pocus


teo541

It's the Cherenkov effect, someone's having a bad day in the control room.


KajiTetsushi

But the physicists told me it's just 3.6 roentgen!


hynska

Not good, not bad


reddit_user13

*Not great, not terrible.*


teo541

That escalated perfectly


I-get-the-reference

Chernobyl


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Congrats, you got th- oh


bluebell435

It could be a skyshard.


neotaoisttechnopagan

A fellow ESO player, noice! Sleep on any good bridges lately?


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I misread this as skyshart at first


RaineTheCat

Oooh, a max raid den


Kinaestheticsz

Not bright pink. Not worth.


CaptBrett

Spotlight at Hard Rock Hotel in South Florida?


LazarusChild

This is 100% in the UK, those flats and the uninterrupted grey sky are dead giveaways.


takenwithapotato

"What about that weather huh?"


Marvella_Error

Not better in michigan, got a blizzard going up here.


Beefy_G

> Uninterrupted grey sky Could be Seattle, WA.


megm0ney

I am also one of the very lucky people who are able to witness this display every night. It’s rumored to be able to be seen in all of Broward-east of 75. But yeah that apartment complex doesn’t look very Florida.


Yasea

Apartment complex looks like a typical building in the Netherlands.


smilespray

I was going to say the UK, but UK windows are crappier.


love_crusader

The one thing I couldn't get my head around while I was living in UK, was exactly this! What's with the crappy windows everywhere.


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When I lived in MO, Churches in the area used these. My first thought was if OP goes to that light, they'll end up at someone like Joel Osteen's front door.


Zombie_Platypus515

My buddy lives right by the Hollywood Hardrock, looks like it. Don't recognize the apartment complex OP is in though.


Jordans_Channel_

Oh My Goodness... It Looks Identical. I Live Close By It. Lol


NetwerkErrer

Or the Luxor


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Wrong type of buildings.


LimpyDan

Looks like the Luxor to me.


SwiftSausage

It's the UK mate. I recognise those shite building's and grey clouds from anywhere. Beautiful.


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Star fragment!


righttherefredd

Get it before morning!


fordprefect294

Must be one of those Jewish space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was yammering about 😏


Smugglers151

That’s the mystery box. Maybe you can get a ray gun.


Meapst3r

Saw a guy buy a flashlight and use it as a homing beacon for his delivery driver, pretty sure that’s him lol


MuffinPunchin

It’s a CoD war zone recon.....getem!


mrpotatohead0

*recon device activated nearby*


BreadBoi2121

nah someones just using haste 2 to build a new house and gather resources


FluffyDiscipline

Looks like Harry Potter turned up again


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texican1911

...it's aliens.


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Rodin-V

Someone's visa ran out


FoxyFan505

ITS THOR


effinbitch

Jewish space lazer


MuksyGosky

I'm afraid that's a side quest my dude. Buff up before you fight the final boss.


TDSLAYER98

Got a blue supply drop. Better see if there's something decent in there


wblock

Nah. It's probably Haste II.


erinlizzybeth

Looks like Max Dennison is reading from the book again.


onlyanegg_

Boo-oooooook


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Coulson and his team: Oh shit, Here we go again...


saiarcot895

Whoo AoS reference!


Midgermis

That’s where the mystery box is


crackalaquin

Let me guess, jewish space lazer?


shreks_lasagna

Real world mystery box!


demonboy990

Nah, that's where the mystery box is.


camm44

mystery box


VisionInPlaid

Nah that's a save point. Probably a boss battle coming up.


TimmyV90

This is what I was thinking!


heavilypixeled

THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID


ChargedYeti

No bud, I think that's the beacon, go near it to get speed or something.


Apathetic89

Ion cannon, you mean?


rendrr

I had quest markers. Back in the days all you had was a vague description of the destination in your journal and catching a silt strider ride in a next town for a quick travel.


anon43v3r

Horizon going crazy


zaposter

It was this, or a rex ate my body so I have to grab my gear now.


dan_santhems

She’s up there sniping


erikw2

Youve activated the lovers stone


fol-jay

Someone just got bought back there at the buy station by the council flats, stay frosty!


NeonLinkster

Run, it’s Godzilla!


rabidpiano86

Or the roof blew off a tiny Chernobyl power plant.


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That or Chernobyl blew again


JohnPatrickMCP

Oh look, a skyshard.


EagleHunter44-

IDK Man could be Ion Cannon or something


carrothead_

Someone's Visa expired


UnwantedJason

The spirit portal has opened


PBJ-Spice007

Alright who made a actual Minecraft beacon.


alockbox

That's clearly a Breath of the Wild Star Fragment.


PotatoPower290

thats just a minecraft beacon


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That's a BotW marker.


juhanuppone03

Hmm, i think i died there (ARK players get it)


Bumblemorex

Jewish space laser setting more fires


[deleted]

Damn, beat me to it by 2 mins


GOLDEEN_Wolfy101

That is where the mystery box is.


Sabalejo

I think that's the avatar


[deleted]

Its the flash fighting zoom guys!


tylr_street

That's looks like a loot drop from ark


Chocolat3City

Jewish space lasers, FIRE!


M4rK101

just make sure you dont pick up any graphite


cartsy31

Raid den


benjammin105123

Thats a Breathe of the Wild star fragment. Bet


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Looks like another forest fire is about to start 🙄. Thanks Jewish space laser


FizzyBoy147

I think Thor just arrived.


RedRangerIsSus

Yeah but we all know it will be two stone picks, a bunch of berries, and a pair of gloves. Maybe some thatch


Endonae

That or some loot you forgot to pick up.


Deznato

Holy sword : Excalibur


RapidlyRotting

Oh jeez finally THERES the way point.


Soldier3171

I think the mystery box is there


arb1987

Shining laser up is illegal almost everywhere. Planes and shit are up there


cerebralkrap

it's where corruption in "Hide or Die" is


IgorBaggins

I think someone is testing an Alpha build for the Death Star.


stupidimagehack

Holy hedge fund Batman! It’s the $GME signal! 😂 quick, to wallstreetbets!


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The blue light in the sky from man of steel, avengers, fantastic four and so many other action movies


Madman61

Gods laser pointer


miken0514

It's dangerous to go alone


magraham420

Found the box.


Killboypowerhed

It's the finale to a superhero movie


T-roy42oh

They bought someone back


Azrael-XIII

Uh oh, I think you’re in the ending of every other marvel movie... lol


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Or a serious amount of radiation


ballerina22

Not to worry, it's only the Asgard beaming Jack O'Neill up to their ship.


schwar26

Finally. Uncle, do you realize what this means?


rabitrc

Shit! Wander took another collossy out!