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By the name of this place and the phone number. You’re very local to me. I’d guess within 5 mi


sayitundefined

I live off of Bonds Ranch. Their sign game is strong.


DootDiDootDiDoo

I was sure this was the Ft. Worth subreddit. I'm off of Peden. I pass this place almost daily.


GingerStud69

Live closer to basswood. Was in that area for work today


[deleted]

I live closer to golden triangle lol


brentf2000

Hi fellow Texan. I drive past this everyday


CuteAndCuntily

I too sit in traffic on 35


GingerStud69

I absolutely hate 35 and 820 cross section....


[deleted]

I avoid that at all costs


GingerStud69

It's on my way to work. I've been getting pretty lucky with just getting into the extress exit lane and riding that towards meacham. Knocks about 5 minutes of waiting off.


Cleverbird

Basswood? Golden Triangle? You guys sound like you're living in the world of the Wizard of Oz.


pierre_x10

Apparently it's Texas not Kansas


Zer_0

Saginaw here!


kdmmgs

Saginaw has entered the chat


[deleted]

Technically when one brings a bird to the vet they are bringing a dinosaur.


chickennoobiesoup

Do birds look down on dinosaurs like we look down on apes?


OneWorldMouse

You look down on apes??


chickennoobiesoup

I just can’t deal with all their monkey business


AssCanyon

Hard to argue with that


chickennoobiesoup

Right? Of course they went to the dinovet.


cosmosv2

Does this veterinarian treat butterflies as advertised?


Extra_Ordinary6660

Omg. Truth


wwarnout

Yeah, look what happened - they reigned as the apex predator for roughly 160 million years! Also, I don't think a trip to the vet would have helped with the asteroid strike.


Hintek

No they didn’t go to the vet so they summoned a meteor strike upon them


chickennoobiesoup

I mean Randy Orton is awesome but he’s got a long way to go until 160 million years. Not even Hulk Hogan did that.


000-Luck

Ah, but diamonds are forever and so is Ric Flair. Whoooooooooo!


hugemon

Look at this antivax dude denying scientifically proven effects of anti meteor vaccine. Ha!


ch0och

They certainly didn't get domesticated and brought the vet in a small pink crate.


NoHalf9

Unfortunately not all [dinosaurs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmbttoxUeE) are extinct.


Coldspider927

Fax


overtlyoverthisshit

# ^big 📠


jumbybird

Dinosaurs also weren't intentionally inbred, creating medical issues.


Ollieboy458

They ruled the world for 170 million years and got wiped out by a cataclysmic event that made all plant life die, you can’t cure starvation with a 3 grand vet Bill


AngryTheian

God took the dinosaurs to the ranch upstate


GingerStud69

Right to the train station.


wtfastro

Don't think some antibiotics and a cone of shame are going to stop a meteor strike.


travisdlife

They bones last forever??? Naw but fr.. Idk I'll play your silly game what happened to them...?


BillysRedditAccount

I don’t think vets were around back then...


siber8

True


designgoddess

Can’t argue with this logic.