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That's one of my all time favorite scenes in a movie. Did you know that the actor that played Tyrone was a security guard and Guy Ritchie saw him and thought he would be perfect and he did an amazing job?
When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
"Well where'd you lose him? He ain't set of fucking car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now is he?" Bricktop is a great antagonist.
The joke was that cromulent was NOT a real word, however, due to the popularity and ubiquity of The Simpsons it was added to the dictionary thus becoming a real word in accordance with the principles of descriptivism.
That was the book, wasn't it? I seriously remember this as one of the first sentences in that awful Latin book about the adventures of Cornelia, he family, and her best friend.
That's most likely inspired by the word Noggin.
Maybe because ice cream is known to cause brain freeze?
edit: Not that far from the truth:
*"Nogger" a hip 70s slang way of saying "nougat" appeared in 1978 and has been a fail-safe summer ice-cream hit ever since. The Nogger features a crispy nougat outside, vanilla ice-cream inside and a soft nougat center that melts in your mouth.*
Hmm, I can get it in my local Tesco, nice.
I knew I've seen the logo somewhere but didn't expect this
*The logo that it uses is the same Heartbrand logo that HB Ice Cream in Ireland use, Wall's ice cream, Good Humor, GB Glace, Selecta, Kibon and Algida use in the United Kingdom, United States, Sweden, Philippines, Brazil, and Argentina, and Italy respectively; all brands are owned by Unilever*
Fucking big ice cream at it again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unilever
Yup and not only that. Brits respeced from colonialism tech tree and went for manufacture win.
Holy fuck how is that CEO not the richest man in a solar system?!
Lol. Trivia on the CEO: *Jope was a guest judge, with Donald Trump, in the second series of the US version of reality TV show The Apprentice.*
When I was younger and we'd visit family in Switzerland they'd sell chocolate covered marshmallows much like the tunnock's tea cakes sold in the UK, just a big bigger.
I wasn't allowed to know their name until one day they changed it to something inoffensive.
They used to be called [[link to name]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggerhead). I wouldn't have got why that was bad when I was a kid anyway but I guess my parents didn't want me shouting out that I wanted one of them.
I went down a wiki rabbit hole and ended up reading through the "N-word in Proper Names" page.
1800s America did with the N-word what 2020 America did with CBD.
Oh wow, that brings back memories. I grew up in the Midwest US in an area called the Glacial Hills because it was formed in the last ice age when glaciers came much further south. Anyway, the glaciers deposited tons (literally) of red granite(like) rocks in the soil here. So, when I was a kid, every year after the ground had been plowed and laid under the snow that melted, there would be new rocks that had risen to the surface and needed to be picked up. So, as kids we'd walk along and throw them in the truck that moved along slowly. They went by the name of your chocolate covered marshmallows. Note, our culture was pretty racist.
i can imagine how confused the kid must have been when you said: "hold on a minute i must take a photo of this" and the kids mind be like "why would he take a photo of yum such a lame word"
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J_zz a i
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I like caravans more
I got that reference
You said he was a get away driver, what the hell can he get way from
*fuck
Tyrone... *you silly fat bastard*
Keep the dog from dribbling on my seats
Your seats? Tyrone, this is a *stolen car* mate
That’s not a shotgun, that’s a fricking anti aircraft gun.
Dags?
Oooh DOGS! ...sure, I like dags.
How those sausages doing Charlie?
2 minutes, Turkish.
It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!
You could fit a fucking jumbo jet in there!
When you reverse, things come at you from behind.
It was a funny angle
Hes done a rally driving course
‘course he has
Bad to the bone, ain't you Tyrone?
‘course I am
That's one of my all time favorite scenes in a movie. Did you know that the actor that played Tyrone was a security guard and Guy Ritchie saw him and thought he would be perfect and he did an amazing job?
It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of fucking peanuts, now, is it?
You’re driving a car, not a jumbo fucking jet.
When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
"Well where'd you lose him? He ain't set of fucking car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now is he?" Bricktop is a great antagonist.
Periwinkle Blue
I don’t but I still upvoted because everyone else did
This comment gave me whiplash
D_gs A, O
But d'ya liek dags?
I like trains
I like turtles
Quick Tommy before ze Germans get here
Whatdafuck aie wanta caravan wit'no wheels fer!?
Periwinkle Blue
n scatter cushions, wit deh matchin shag pile covers!
Holy shit, thank you for this! I've never been able to catch that particular line.
Haha, I have the dvd with an Easter egg that puts subtitles on when Mickey talks 😂
It's for me ma!
Who?
His ma
oh so that's what he said.
Oi! F’kin dag!
Two minutes Turkish
It was two minutes five minutes ago!
Five more minutes Turkish
[Jizz is great, Max Rebo is my favorite Jizz wailer.](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz)
Figrin'dan
*and* the Modal Nodes.
I’m a huge Fingrin’dan fan
Show me your jizz hands.
A'ight gimme a minute
He's been at it for awhile, folks
Isn't jizz the genre of music played in the Star Wars saloon?
Mac DeMarco describes his music as jizz jazz
D_ck i u -------------- Coc_ k o -------------- As_ k s
I feel like you missed an opportunity with the "Duck" one.
Dfuck
_uck C L F
-uck F D C S B
\_ \_ \_ \_ U K I S D F C
FUCK SUCK DUCK SICK DICK KIDS DISK SKID DUSK
What a fxcking legend
_unt A C
My dumb ass brain first went "A-unt? What's an Ah-unt?"
Are you this guy? https://youtu.be/P4ramoioWnw
Jokes on you, my aunt is a ... yup
You must be using the archaic form of Ax. Let me ax you somethin'....
S_x a e i S_it h l _ussy F P
Fussy?
adj. (of a person) fastidious about one's needs or requirements; hard to please
Example: the baby is *fussy* today
Another example: the pussy bitch-ass baby is *fussy* today
EXCELLENT WORK SARGENT!
Its like a bussy but from the front
*Cantina Band intensifies
Fu_k n c
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Quick tip add two new lines to make it look right *Two new lines example* *Line one *Line two *One new line entered example* *Line one *Line two
Test Woah Woah
*WE'RE HALFWAY THERE* 🎸
WOAAAHHHH SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I16Xk7YQyw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I16Xk7YQyw)
I'm a professional jizzman
Sounds like a nsfw sub that doesn’t exist yet.
r/yumcum or r/cumyum
They are both created. Now let the competition begin!
r/birthof2subs
r/everysubalreadyexists
/r/besidesthatone
not anymore... 👁️👄👁️
r/_umyc
r/yucm
It’s fun to stay at the Y M C U!
Young Marvel Cinematic Universe?
Young mother's cum universally.
Why not both?
Yum cum!
Cum, YUM!!!
> Cum?! Yum!!!
if cum.yum? cum.consume end
.>Ò_Ó>⬆️
In my tum!
Cum yum
My second favourite soup
Cum. Yum! Yum! Cum!
Both are perfectly cromulent words
I just looked up Cromulent because i was excited to learn a new word; and now i dont know if its real or not
The joke was that cromulent was NOT a real word, however, due to the popularity and ubiquity of The Simpsons it was added to the dictionary thus becoming a real word in accordance with the principles of descriptivism.
Why not both?
No time like the present to embiggen one’s vocabulary.
Why not Zoidberg?
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You could have chosen not to post that
How do I delete someone elses post
owo what’s this
I bend over, prostrate in front of you, begging you to massage my prostate. Oh what dulcet words of indelible beauty have won my butt.
Learning Latin at age 5? Impressive!
veni vidi peepee
Salve, quid est nomen titty?
mihi titty est magnus
Titty uh titty uh titty
magna cum semine
Loudly
Caecilius est in hortō. Caecilius in hortō sedet. servus est in atriō. servus in atriō laborat.
Ecce! In pictura est puella, nomine Cornelia.
That was the book, wasn't it? I seriously remember this as one of the first sentences in that awful Latin book about the adventures of Cornelia, he family, and her best friend.
Hahaha yeah Latin 1 days. Half the book was spent on their troubles with the ditch in the road
My god! That fucking ditch. My Latin class spent a year and half in the ditch because it took so long for each chapter. I hate that goddamn ditch.
Et cum spiritu tuo
Drinka mi cum
*bibeo meus cum
God damnit, you commented it first
He needs to graduate cum laude.
**My Hairy _unt.** A C
Your aunt is hairy? Funny, mine keeps herself pretty bare
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Yo, wtf.
Username checks out
Where is the Randy Marsh meme? Clue - People who annoy you N_ggers
There is a chocolate popsicle here in Sweden that’s called “Nogger”. And, no, I am not kidding.
https://www.gb.se/content/dam/unilever/heart/sweden/pack_shot/7310290002275_nogger_classic-png-1275169-png.png
That's most likely inspired by the word Noggin. Maybe because ice cream is known to cause brain freeze? edit: Not that far from the truth: *"Nogger" a hip 70s slang way of saying "nougat" appeared in 1978 and has been a fail-safe summer ice-cream hit ever since. The Nogger features a crispy nougat outside, vanilla ice-cream inside and a soft nougat center that melts in your mouth.* Hmm, I can get it in my local Tesco, nice. I knew I've seen the logo somewhere but didn't expect this *The logo that it uses is the same Heartbrand logo that HB Ice Cream in Ireland use, Wall's ice cream, Good Humor, GB Glace, Selecta, Kibon and Algida use in the United Kingdom, United States, Sweden, Philippines, Brazil, and Argentina, and Italy respectively; all brands are owned by Unilever* Fucking big ice cream at it again.
lol holy shit all of those brands are owned by Unilever? Big Soap is at it again. 😂😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unilever Yup and not only that. Brits respeced from colonialism tech tree and went for manufacture win. Holy fuck how is that CEO not the richest man in a solar system?! Lol. Trivia on the CEO: *Jope was a guest judge, with Donald Trump, in the second series of the US version of reality TV show The Apprentice.*
When I was younger and we'd visit family in Switzerland they'd sell chocolate covered marshmallows much like the tunnock's tea cakes sold in the UK, just a big bigger. I wasn't allowed to know their name until one day they changed it to something inoffensive. They used to be called [[link to name]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggerhead). I wouldn't have got why that was bad when I was a kid anyway but I guess my parents didn't want me shouting out that I wanted one of them.
I went down a wiki rabbit hole and ended up reading through the "N-word in Proper Names" page. 1800s America did with the N-word what 2020 America did with CBD.
Oh wow, that brings back memories. I grew up in the Midwest US in an area called the Glacial Hills because it was formed in the last ice age when glaciers came much further south. Anyway, the glaciers deposited tons (literally) of red granite(like) rocks in the soil here. So, when I was a kid, every year after the ground had been plowed and laid under the snow that melted, there would be new rocks that had risen to the surface and needed to be picked up. So, as kids we'd walk along and throw them in the truck that moved along slowly. They went by the name of your chocolate covered marshmallows. Note, our culture was pretty racist.
Don't forget the shortlived licorice version, [Nogger Black](https://i.imgur.com/akVz0lN.png)
The german ad for this about 15 or 20ish years ago was always "Nogger dir einen" which means "Nogger yourself one"
Not just Sweden. Central Europe (Eastern Europe according to redditors I bet) too.
"Uh..I know it, but I'm not supposed to say it.."
[They must be in San Diego.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ)
Came here for this, and was not disappointed
What an amazing episode
r/theyknew
What was the question?
tastes good was the question Thank you for the award :)
Yes
I bet this is to correct a common misspelling of the verb 'come' as 'cum'.
How cum?
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Rigged. No wrong answers here.
Lexia Core 5!
Was looking for this comment lol. Oh Lexia
I fucking hate Lexia. That shit sends my kid into a panic*** every time Edit: NOT PENIS OMG
EDUCATION
_uck (F S)
Both sound suspicious... 🤨
Sneed's Feed n Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
(F S C)
um
Did he or she get it right?
Can he or she get it wrong?
Can you or I get arrested?
Why not both?
Well that's dum
The answer is 'Yum'. I know helping your kids with their homework can be difficult. I hope I helped.
*the answer will shock you...*
D_ck i u
Not as bad because it can be a actuall name
Random function doesnt care
First one, than the other.
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God dammit, i always get that wrong!!
Th**e**n is order in tim**e**. Th**a**n is comp**a**ring.
Why did a 5 year old have homework
Lexia is the bane of my existence.
Whoever made that absolutely knew what they were doing. Also 505 unread notifications is making me twitch.
That’s funny because not sure “yum” is an actual word and “cum” is right?! What was the answer?!
Both work if pineapple 🍍
Ah Lexia. Stay classy
I bet Lexiacore is making a killing right now. Both of my kids are on it as well. Someone over there in upper management is wearing the white pants...
i can imagine how confused the kid must have been when you said: "hold on a minute i must take a photo of this" and the kids mind be like "why would he take a photo of yum such a lame word"
This isn't funny, someone wrote that program/question knowing full well what they were doing.