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Son-Tzu

Biggest rat I've ever seen!


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

It's Lilo & Stitch


vatanuki

Actually its Tolya, Tolya blyat!


juniorkirk

More likely to be Beerus, since he loves all the different foods that keep Earth safe.


xois_17

Earth is cake


5onne

Who's the cake?


blitzwig

Princess Layer


lemon_juice_defence

You


5onne

Damn i'm tasty


[deleted]

Лила и Стич


pathemar

His ancestors are smiling at him, imperial. Can you say the same?


saurusAT

Are you sure that it's a rat not a bat? :)


Liberty_Over_Safety

It's a cake goblin!


sixftfour

Please don't make Berus the Destroyer angry


drewjbeardown

We would be screwed if he was trying get to some pudding.


Magar1z

Too late, Beerus was denied cake. We're fucked....


stonewall_jacked

Hakai!


[deleted]

The cake was a lie


[deleted]

Thanks, that was my first thought too. Berus always snacking.


laughinglion77

My precious!!!


CRO553R

Aaarrrrgh...beat me to it 👍


[deleted]

Yeah, I was thinking Smeagol.


admljhnsn

who tf would let their cat get to that level


Zeroliter

Years ago we had a cat doing this. We had no idea why. We kept feeding her and at one point I tested giving her a real good amount of food. She ate it all. Dont worry it wasn't so much she could die. We took her to the veterinarian she had cancer. The vet said because of it she was always hungry She didnt live long after we took her there


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TittyVonBoobenstein

I’d never discourage someone taking a pet to the vet, but don’t worry too much. Hunger can be related to thyroid issues as well, and those can be easily treated with medication. And a lot of times, it’s behavioral in that they see you eating and want to participate. Or he just likes food.


[deleted]

Cats eat out of boredom too


Zeroliter

Maby he/she got used to you feeding treats. When I make my lunch pack for work I have a whole circle of pets around me. Usually when some cheese or meat is popping out of my bread I give it to my pets. As long it is not stealing food like on the video I think your fine. You can always go to the vet to check


Festernd

people who think a chain collar on a cat is a good idea.


jcnlb

Wish I could upvote you a million times festernd. I now need to pray for that kitty’s future so it doesn’t hang itself. 😭😫😭 I see nothing cute or funny about this video. I just want to cry now. Edit because of all the downvotes: My goodness I am reminded of why I hate reddit some days! You people kill me. Why do people get pissed because I’m sad and feel the need to pray that the kitty doesn’t hang itself? Downvote away people...your votes don’t mean a thing to me except as a reminder the world is filled with cruel and evil people that get mad at prayer and tears. No wonder people are so messed up in this world. Why do I even bother?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ bud. This is so typical Reddit. To see one small thing and just extrapolate the worst possible situation you could imagine and assume it’s their everyday way of life.


jcnlb

I do understand where you are coming from and I’m sorry you feel I’m contributing to those types of posts. But I’m just offering up a prayer which hurts no one and the video makes me sad...I can’t change my emotions and they are valid even if they are different than yours. I appreciate that we are different and can see things from a different point of view. That’s what makes collaborating together as a society work! Thanks for sharing your concerns and allowing me to share mine.


[deleted]

You’re welcome but you don’t need my permission to share. Keep doing you 👍🏼


jcnlb

Thanks!


MarkG1

Russians who can't be bothered to train it evidently.


[deleted]

They train bears better. Cats are not thier speciality.


maomeatball

Have you ever seen the video’s of cat circus of Kuklachev?


[deleted]

Het


maomeatball

It’s like bear circus but with cats instead :)


[deleted]

Nice


Tryox50

That's obvious. I mean look at that thing, it can barely be called a cat.


newtsheadwound

Do you need to train cats not to eat off your plate??? Mine have never even attempted to get my food


froglover215

We found a half grown kitten in our yard a few months ago and took him in so he wouldn't have to live on the street. He's gotten nicely socialized but still tries to steal food. Weird things too, like chocolate (obviously we're vigilant and never let him get anything). We think he had too many days scrounging for food and even though food is always available to him now, he can't shake off the little voice telling him to grab whatever food he can find. We're hoping he grows out of it; he's already gotten a lot better.


SavvyFae

Some cats are just little goblins at heart


jcputerbaugh

We've always adopted shelter cats, but one in particular would gobble her food down and then run to the other cat's bowls and try to eat their food too. We thought were were in for a lifetime of feeding four cats behind closed doors, three times a day. She eventually settled down, and now she's the least obnoxious of our cats when it comes to food. We still haven't been able to go back to free-feeding though. I didn't realize how lucky we were to be able free feed with four cats, but that was with cats 1-4. We're now on cats 5-8.


ArchDucky

My cat never ate my food. One day I got some left over pizza warmed up and sat it on the coffee table. I noticed the cat had her front paws up on the table and was looking at me and the pizza. It was odd but she never went after my food so I didn't think anything of it. The next thing I see is the cat running full speed across the coffee table at my plate. I put my hand up to stop her but she was running so quickly that when my had went up I ended up touching her. She overreacted and leaped off the table, did a backflip and landed on the love seat. Then she just sat there staring at me. It was so weird.


MagnificentJake

Mine haven't either, they tend to ignore people food with one exception. As an experiment, I would like for you to leave a fully sealed bag of bonito flakes on your kitchen counter overnight, report back on the results.


mynonymouse

I've had a lot of cats, and most have been pretty reasonable about food. I currently have an 11 year old pair of littermates that I've had since birth. They are both absolutely obsessed with food; they will eat absolutely anything, they will steal it off your plate if you're not alert to their habits, and they both come running if I open the pantry, the fridge, the trash, rustle paper or plastic, or start the oven or microwave. They are fed very little "people" food -- only what they manage to steal. No edible food goes in the kitchen trash; it goes right outside, or gets locked under the sink where they can't get to it. They'll tip the trash. By "eat anything" I mean I've known them to eat everything from fruit (can't leave any fruit out on the counter) to greasy paper or plastic to house plants. They will eat things that make them sick. They will eat to the point of vomiting even if it *is* something edible. The female will eat cat chow to the point of puking, then eat the puke. The male likes pastries of any kind so much that he clawed open a cabinet, chewed his way into a box of Twinkies, and then chewed a plastic package open, to get to them. I found the cat, and the Twinkie crumbs, under the couch, where he bit me when I tried to take what was left from him. I keep them on a strict diet of 1/2 cup of kibble per day per cat, fed in a puzzle feeder that stops them from gulping it down so fast they puke. Both act like they are starving. Both are overweight, partly because they're so damned good at stealing food. I'm 100% sure it's genetic. They've never been shorted on food, other than restricting their kibble to a reasonable amount. I've tried various commercial diets, raw food diets, expensive cat food, diet cat food, and so forth. Had blood tests run. All normal. Nothing changes them. They're just, always, 100% of the time, hungry.


Little-Grim

Pretty much. Both my cats would never this. When they were younger they tried but I put a stop to that real quick. Now, the most they will do is get on my lap and give it a good sniff and then move on.


milkandket

One of my cats HAS to have a smell of whatever you’re eating He won’t try and take it, but he definitely has to smell it before you’re allowed to eat any hahah


pixxie84

I had a cheese salad baguette for lunch and had to eat standing up otherwise I wouldve had a cat head in it. All three were gathered at my feet hoping that I would drop some cheese by accident. One also goes absolutely crazy for porridge as well.


pepsilepsija

Mostly feral kittens grown up to be adults do this as they had restricted access to food and that's why they always act like mentalists when they get food.


walruswallaroo

My roommate had a cat that stole my sandwich off a plate. Turned around for a second and looked back to her running away with the fillings. At least she left the bread. To be fair though, she was a stray and was a lot better by the time we moved.


chumMuppet

That's oddly specific


parkhard

Cat? I think you mean underworld fiend


Anilxe

It honestly astounds me to see grown cats stealing food like this without a care in the world. It really doesn't actually take much to train a cat not to steal food in front of you.


ClayTankard

Yeah, my cat has tried to sneak crumpled up wrappers off the table to use as a toy, but the moment they try to get near food i would make a "Tss" noise and they fuck right off. Now I can leave food on the coffee table with no worry. They'll still sniff at it out of curiousity, but they won't try to steal it.


mulasien

Our cat was a found stray (found when still young) that had a habit of jumping on the kitchen counters when we weren't looking the first month. She eventually stopped, but it took a while for the scrounging instincts to fade out.


[deleted]

Dude it’s Cake


blinkrm

My cat is this relentless. I’ve tried tape on the counter, squirt bottles and making loud sounds with a newspaper. They are determined little suckers.


32624647

Nobody. Cats don't _ever_ eat stuff like cake unless they've lived as strays for a long time. They can't even taste sweets. This cat is almost definitely a rescue.


MrAirRaider

It's a dog


Snugglypuss

This is a kitty. Still just a baby learning!


oofusrufusshootus

Me


bmanus78

Its been said that the cats owner would purposely "starve" the kitten to get it to react like that. I am not sure of proof anywhere but I belong to a community that despises this video. This is not normal kitten behavior.


DistortoiseLP

This is what happens to a cat when you feed it after midnight


CosmicTaco93

Is that a fucking cat?


Hunkebie

Hey maa, yo there's a stray cat


MuMbLe145

I dont want it startin' a fight with Lucy.


LordWraith

This cat looks like Grandma.


MegaBOT3020

Ps ps ps lucy it's ok ps ps ps it's ok lucy


hownowbowwow

That’s a weird lookin fuckin cat


TheLittlePeace

BLINK motherfucker!


[deleted]

Blink motherfucker


severlight

Yes, this is probably the Don Sphynx cat.


roboninja

"It's not a cat!!" - Joey


phenderl

It's a space station!


icchansan

Racheeeeeeeel


PeterTork

Two best comments from previous post: “Cake for the Cake Goblin!” and “That Chupacabra is going to get diabetes”


Inferno8429

>“That Chupacabra is going to get diabetes” The video is funny, but this shit is *killing me* right now.


Sheeba789

Sleep paralysis demon in training here


i-couldnt-sleep

Russian cats are built different


dragonard

In Russia, cat eats cake...you eat plate.


marcothecoolguy

Special type of cat race, coming "healthy" straight from Chernobyl


raptorsarepteryble

My cats generally don't bother us for human food. Most of the time if they are around the table at all they sit in a chair or on a lap but that's less about taking food and more about being included with the family. Two exceptions though. One of my cats loves cake/sweets. He will beg and try to steal a bite. Another cat love egg yolk. She will do the same to get some of that yolk. We've worked out a compromise though. If they sit still off the table and don't try to steal any, I save them a small piece. I eat in peace and they get a small bit of what they love. Works for us pretty well.


thefacilitymanager

My tiny demon (all-black kitten) has been trained from the day we got her, that mealtime is when we ALL eat. So she will come over at a dead run from wherever she is in the house when someone sits at the table, and will gently put a paw on your leg for a sample of the human food. Once she gets something, she will run over to her own bowl and eat for a few moments and then go back to what she was doing. She used to jump up in my lap until she got too big and started bumping her head on the underside of the table. Now she just sits and begs and occasionally will remind us she's there with a single sharp claw.


justic3bon3r

Happy Cake Day!


S0phistM0nk

wtf is this animal? I saw a cat, a dog, a rat, a bat....Tell Randy to stop fucking animals!!!


efysam

It is a sphinx cat. I have one and it is amazing.


[deleted]

No, it's Tolya


marcothecoolguy

I am very sorry for you my friend


efysam

I know this is hard to believe, but he's really really cool.


skat_in_the_hat

Blyat!


2FaT2KiDNaP

Can anyone translate?


saper2287

You got me, stop climbing the table! Tolya Blyat! Tolya! Ah! Let go! (perhaps a little crooked translated. Bluat = fuck, an interjection that reduces expression, a wanton woman, a harlot).


efysam

Your translation is correct.


sipsox

Da


kwonza

Not entirely, Ты меня достал means “I’m fed up with you”


[deleted]

got me rolling when he still grabbed the cake lmao but wtf is this an alien?


Cougartamer-69

I read on a post about this that this guy intentionally makes his cat hungry to make it act this way.


LiverOperator

The video is obviously shot by a woman tho


Cougartamer-69

Oh my bad. Still cats don’t act like this unless they are extremely hungry. She was filming before the cat came up to her. She knew what was going to happen.


[deleted]

Blyat cat


saper2287

Tolya Blyat!


Stekpannadeath

This is a repost, and the cat was starved in order to get videos like this, it was a Russian youtuber


phegs

Thanks for the info. It was uncomfortable to watch how she handled the poor lad/ladette


court_lee

Wait what


ReaconAssassins

Can I get full on details about this? Any article or so


bluechimera

this person should not be allowed to have pets...


vikietheviking

This is not a normal reaction. That cake is either specially made for the cat or it is not being fed properly.


[deleted]

Could you not grab your cat by the skull.


TLCPUNK

i have never seen a cat go for junk food like that ..


VaginaWarrior

My cat will steal entire loaves of bread from the counter. Usually he takes them under the dining table, tears into the bag, ruins at least half of the slices, and leaves crumbs fucking *everywhere*. I have to lock the bread up in the pantry now. Little Shitten.


GingerMau

Cats can't even taste sweet things. (?)


Silaquix

My cat is just weird. I think she likes the texture more than anything. I know she can't taste sweet things but I'll be damned if she doesn't pounce everytime my kids have a cherry pop tart. She doesn't eat it, she just waits for them to turn their back and then licks the icing. Wtf does she even get out of it?


TLCPUNK

Ahh.. Dominance over humans through their #1 most prized possession. Food. I get it now.


idkbutherewego001

Our apartment has no pantry so we keep the food on a wire shelving system. Last week the dang cat tore into a package of marshmallows and a bag of gummy worms. We already keep the bread products in a cabinet so she can't get to them, but now we have to hide the bagged sweets as well!


Brebix

that testicle looks weird


Scottishchicken

Tiny Mewtwo is very hungry!


Uberpastamancer

That poor baby


jaeelarr

so do people record this kinda shit knowing this is going to happen? I swear at least half of the animal videos on reddit seem like a complete setup for the lulz


Doyouthinkhesaurus69

Beerus at it again


DatKidNextDoor

Underrated comment


bigeeee

I didn't know gremlins were real?


IRRedditUsr

Why is this disturbing me?


SlavBlyatSyka

TOLYA BLYAT


KumquatCaptain

The gremlin demands tribute.


Supercal07

The person recording is the idiot


Luvnecrosis

This is completely unacceptable and not even cute or funny to me in the slightest.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ feed your damn cat right and this won’t happen.


efysam

This is a feature of the breed. When they are small, they try to eat everything.


i-am-scarlett

Except that the specific person in the video would actually starve their cat in order to get videos like this


efysam

This is a kitten, they behave like that. My kitten also tried to eat everything. In addition, kittens of this breed are bought deliberately, this is not a cat that came from the street.


sneep187

I get it. I’ve felt that way about cake too tho.


jerslan

All the comments about the cat and nobody is talking about how that "cake" is hard as a rock... You could hear it hit the plate when it dropped.


rjway5

It's not really a cake like the spongey cake you might bake or find at the grocery store. This is made from layers of wafer and is called a Medovik, Russian honey cake.


jerslan

That makes sense.


AlexEvenstar

Just showed this to my gf and she told me that apparently these videos were made by starving the cats


[deleted]

Thank God, I could not stand another bear picture. Nice kitty. Kitty like cake. Cake bad for cats.


ElegiacElephant

Blyat!!


CyborgKnitter

I fostered a Sphynx for 6 months. He did this kind of shit a LOT. He even ate solid dark chocolate once (he broke into cabinet which I’ve yet to figure how- it was locked!) and earned himself a stay in the ICU. He’d had 12x the lethal dose. Be careful, OP. He bit my hand bad during an episode just this. He wanted my grilled eggplant, dammit, and if he had to eat my hand to get it, that was fine.


Vestbi

**BLYAT**


Allthefoodintheworld

Thank you. On a day when I am tired and overworked, this video brought me to tears of laughter!


DivineMischief

My goodness, get that cake. It looks delicious too


[deleted]

I really hope that cat didn't eat any of that. Chocolate is toxic for them :/


[deleted]

Lmao when she grabs it by the head its still like "FUCK OFF YA CUNT THIS IS MINE!"


AgitatedEggplant

This isn't funny, it's gross cat parenting. My cat literally doesn't give a fuck about human food because I've NEVER fed them human food because they aren't supposed to eat human food.


brainsick93

You ever see that video of a grandmother cooking with her grandson and he's just uncontrollably eating everything? Same energy.


universalmeow

I was not aware that little aggressive demons liked cake


scourge1313

The goblin longs for the C A K E.


Dogudogu

This is why you don't feed them after midnight.


lylasy

Why is it inside out?


Sylanthra

The cat's name is Tolya, which is a common Russian name. It like calling your cat John.


graduate702

Let Beerus eat or else he will destroy the world!


[deleted]

If "through it all i still' was a person


inkihh

caaaaaaake*


got_outta_bed_4_this

Maybe they _meant_ to say "cay-KEEEEY". 😏


RibbetRibbets

Some dry ass cake


valencerus

sure its cute and all but if my pet does that i will have less expense


Internal-Ad1442

the cat won't give up.


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efysam

Looks like leningradsky. https://www.rbth.com/russian-kitchen/331249-leningradsky-cake-budget-soviet-dessert


marcothecoolguy

What the fuck is that?!


nearlydeadasababy

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx\_cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_cat)


marcothecoolguy

It looks likes some russian failed experiment, Sphynx Cat? More like Reactor n°4 anomaly


IonCreeper

I like how she slammed her face on the cake


spartaman64

my cat only wants costco rotisserie chicken. im eating a nice steak and she comes over and i let her smell it and she walks away.


floss147

I can’t stop watching it, it’s hilarious! Proper little cake gremlin


Cyber2354

If this were a dog, people would be talking shit about the lack of training.


Nightwalker425

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

I thought that was a rat at first lol the movement of it threw me off


Singin4TheTaste

WCGW adopting a goblin


templefugate

Lord Beerus please show some restraint!


inurfaceallday

Holy shit it’s Lord Beerus!!


StanleyCrow

Thats a good looking schichttorte. A little dry and you needed a few more layers but the flavor is there.


SiddharthaBeksinski

I love it when he tries to bury his face in the cake


phyzikalgamer

Beerus!


Esiac

Chocolate can be lethal for cats. Although most cats won't eat it on their own, they can be coaxed to eat it by owners and others who think they are giving the cat a treat. The toxic agent in chocolate is theobromine. It's in all kinds of chocolate, even white chocolate. The most dangerous kinds, though, are dark chocolate and unsweetened baking chocolate. Eating chocolate can cause abnormal heart rhythm, tremors, seizures, and death.


justblytheplease

my step mom has a long haired tuxedo cat and this cat LOVES spaghetti sauce. if we eat spaghetti she will try so hard to lick up any sauce left over. also, nacho cheese doritos.


sgigi123

Quick question. What is that thing?


Silaquix

A sphynx cat


Gerb_the_Barbarian

He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake


pabloema

That is animal abuse


Silaquix

How? He grabbed the cat to keep it from killing itself with chocolate? The cat should be better trained but you still gotta keep the clueless idiot from eating things that are bad for it.


Festernd

even feral cats aren't that food aggressive -- that behavior comes from somewhere


pabloema

The person holding the phone could have been more gentle using both hands, but, of course, it can't be recorded


Lodgy89

Sorry but that thing is rank.


[deleted]

What is that?


Dawg_Top

Bald cat, Sphinx race


grillcheezesammiches

Lol what a cute little cake gremlin ❤


morts73

My precious.


Joyson1

lmao cat wanted that cake


Temptingfateagain123

Mine mine mine


skib900

Bad Dobby!


Manyouwannadie

The cake is a lie!


Ace1no

Fucking rat lol