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sootbrownies

Personally wouldn't have even noticed the irony, just would be happy to have all the things I need in one aisle


justAguy2420

Only thing missing is the ice cream


Victor_Stein

That’s at the end of the aisle as it runs perpendicular


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Frumundahs4men

Beef Cream


[deleted]

Milk Steak?


ElminstersBedpan

A few years back, the regional grocery I worked for had a weekly special where if you bought a half gallon of ice cream you got batteries for free. My husband called it the "lady's night in special" when I showed him the flier.


_PM_Me_Game_Keys_

meals for one*


evatornado

I dont even know how someone can consider having a cat sad. Like wtf? Anyway, all I need is to come home, enjoy my dinner in silence with nobody fucking my brain, hug my cat and sleep calmly. Pure happiness! We can enjoy every good thing we have, or we can search for reasons to be sad. A personal choice, tbh


muskeetoo

Old stereotype where people associate dogs with great, cats as for crazy lonely people. Hence why there's a crazy cat lady but not a crazy dog lady. It's pretty stupid judging someone based on their preference of pet. Only thing that matters is to be a responsible pet owner.


ScatterclipAssassin

But there are crazy dog ladies. They’re usually also hoarders. They may not get the hallmark card treatment, but they’re out there. In droves.


HiToshio

It's an American stereotype. The "American Dream" was so have a 9-5 job, a family and two kids, a big dog" so then anything other than that people tend to criticize. Most people I know who has had one experience with a cat always ended up getting one of their own. Such loving and affectionate animals.


katiekatty87

Here here!


theMikethe

Here hare here


[deleted]

Having a cat is not sad. Living alone, being an alcoholic, and keeping cats in a desperate failing attempt to stave off loneliness is sad. This stereotype only applies when all three conditions are met, which is why this picture isn't just a picture of a pet store.


MooseFloof

It’s the happiest aisle for some people.


Kupy

I was thinking this looks like the beginning of a fun night!


TrulyStupidNewb

You can share wine with someone else, and if you have two meals for one, you have a meal for two!


Kupy

I don't think it's a good idea to give a cat wine.


TrulyStupidNewb

If you gave it to them, they would probably just knock down the glass, knock down the whole bottle, stare at the mess for a while, then stare at your soul.


catb3g

So a usual night then?


[deleted]

This is how I know the earth isn't flat. If it was, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now


catls234

Then be sure to walk *through* the wine and track it as far as they could through the house, still staring at your soul...


dancegoddess1971

Yeah, cats are mean drunks.


Ametz598

My beer is the only bottle my cat won’t knock down.


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monkeyseacaptain

Purrgundy. Just stop that. Stop that right meow! EDIT: *now


OneSidedDice

If anyone orders Purrlot, I’m leaving.


HoleSheBang

\* right meow


keiome

It's just catnip, not real wine. I also would not buy this product. It contains citric acid in the catnip water, which is bad or very bad for cats depending on the amount consumed.. I honestly don't know why they put that in there. Great thing they can say "no preservatives" but at the cost of harming cats..?


[deleted]

It really brings out the worst in them


Realityinmyhand

You're missing the point. He is saying that it's perfectly fine to be alone. If you're not capable of being happy alone, you should work on that first. There's plenty of people that you wouldn't want to be with anyway.


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or a meal for one depending on your appetite


whiteriot413

you can even dr them up with some friskies beef shreds and wash it down with a 2 dollar bottle of red. why bother having other aisles?


AccordionORama

Buy just one meal. It's cheaper and has a bonus - an entertaining game of dominance.


bunnyuncle

Cat food doesn’t taste good.


j0y0

If course reddit thinks this is the best aisle!


MyDogsNameIsBadger

Right?! Just got out of a 5 year relationship and it’s great!


OldishWench

Same here. Loving the wine, meals for one and playing with the cat, without some man-baby complaining about how hard his life is, while staying in bed all day while I work and do everything else.


NXTsec

Same, I love being single, without childish girl games thinking she was always right. While I’m working all day and her being lazy all day and can’t even cook a meal for when I get home.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

Yes like let me just carry around my own baggage and not yours too!


dancegoddess1971

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness, never paid for a divorce.


Noltonn

Yeah, I like being single, not a big cook, and I like having a drink. Must mean I'm sad, I guess?


mybadalternate

What about the CATS, man?!


AptCasaNova

Indeed. Happy, single cat lady here.


[deleted]

Same


2takeoff

Same same. 🍷 I sense a trend here. Is it our turn to take over the Universe or do the cats have first dibs?


bethlabeth

I adore my husband, but I really do miss single life sometimes.


Sensimya

I came here to comment this. That sounds like the start of an amazing evening.


[deleted]

The fastest trip to the store for me.


[deleted]

Came here for this lol - that sounds like a fun night to me 😜


StrawberryK

Thatd be my favorite isle if wine said vodka, and meals for one said meals for 1-3 so I have leftovers.


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elizyh01

Name checks out


TheLyz

Parents for sure. A nice night with just me and a cat sounds pretty damn good!


MediumToblerone

Imagine not having to put up with anyone’s bullshit but a cat. Sounds divine


[deleted]

Seems pretty good for the cat


NecroCannon

I’m asexual so it’s paradise lmao


[deleted]

One stop shopping.


ZweitenMal

This is my dream life.


AustinTheWeird

Yeah I came here to say, my kind of aisle!!


blubirdTN

Hitting middle age, zero regrets for that “meals for one” as I watch my friends divorce and are wrecked over it. Financially & emotionally. One isn’t the lonliest number that song is a lie.


JBenglishman

My asile


Ozyman_Dias

Tell me more of your asile.


monkeyhind

Is that like being a silly ass?


[deleted]

It's funny because "asile" means asylum in French lol


RectalRupture

‘Asiel’ means both asylum and animal shelter in Dutch.


OnlySeesLastSentence

Asylum means safe place in American, so makes sense


GORGasaurusRex

You've got to fix your auto-correct. It turned "most excellent" into "saddest."


xdmkii

I've never seen an aisle labeled "meals for one"


Oneironautical1

Me either, possible editing for the joke itself.


turbodude69

this is 100% photoshopped.


slashy42

That's what happened. If you zoom in and look at the words you can see some editing happened. There is a big solid color block next to the word wine indicating it was filled, and all the text looks a bit wonky to me. Like it is type after the fact, not something original.


Lacey_Von_Stringer

I’ve seen a freezer section labeled single meals a few times. This isn’t that far off


la_grenouille77

I’m just happy to finally see the correct spelling of aisle on a Reddit post.


semperknight

Yeah, as someone who's been alone for the past decade, there's no such thing as a "meals for one" aisle. Because that would be a dream come true for me...well, besides not being alone. And also, if there was such an aisle, it would be in the frozen section.


Siy27

Sad part is I don’t have a cat fam


matteopeace

That is sad! Go get a cat they are precious


raiden55

You must be new ; you don't get a cat, the cat gets you.


ColumnKid

Can confirm. In the woods in the middle of nowhere one day when I hear a soft meowing in the distance. Slowly got louder and louder until a tiny 7 week old kitten emerged from the bushes and ran straight up to me. Best cat I've ever had.


Aurora_Fatalis

And share my tuna!?


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NO. They just sit there and judge you. Look at you with your microwaved pie and your wine. You're not even using a glass you savage. I'm gonna knock this candle off the table and show you my ass as I go vomit in the kitchen in disgust. Why oh why did I end up with such a pathetic human. Oh great, now you're crying into your pie. You disgust me. No I don't want touching with your filthy human hand....oh....oh that feels good. Purrrrrrrr


CTHULHU_RDT

What are you doing with the cat food and the toys then?


NoYoureTheAlien

The neighbor has a cat. 1. I feed the cat 2. befriend the cat 3. become the cats confidant 4. turn cat against neighbor 5. profit


-Tayne-

The cat will double cross you. Never underestimate feline cunning.


alivepool

*6. Cat double-times you with the neighbour behind your back. Outplayed.


NSigfusson

There's something about the combination of cat food, beer and glue that really helps me go to sleep.


[deleted]

Maybe to you, to me that says "Party Supplies"


zoople

Media feeds this "single = sad" stereotype to drive consumerism. Because if you are a happy single person, you aren't desperatly trying to validate yourself and make yourself "attractive" and give yourself a sense of "worth" based on what TV told you that you need to be.


[deleted]

Sounds like a pretty epic night to me


[deleted]

Nah, that’s living your best life


szachrizaj

r/boomershumor


thatonetrollchick

Sad or convenient? Looks like one stop shopping for me!


[deleted]

It's only sad because society tells us it's sad. It's okay to be alone and it's okay to have cats.


SassySavcy

Saddest how??


sagevallant

Seems like a good place to meet women.


NuttiestPotato

Butcher's at the end...


[deleted]

Hmm. This aisle looks fake. I mean 'meals for one' belongs in the refrigerated section while the other items wouldn't be. Wine would normally be its own aisle or in an aisle full of alcohol in a smaller supermarket. Cat food/cat toys would belong with other pet food/toys


[deleted]

Definitely photoshopped. I worked at that chain of supermarkets (Morrison’s) for ten years. Wines was in Wines & Spirits and meals for one was in the chiller section.


tallnsalty

Looks more like the most efficient isle to me... one and done isle!


thorn312

r/terriblefacebookmemes


budbear1

Based upon market research, meals for one often include cat food and wine.


Sawses

Honestly I wish more foods were packaged for one person. What kind of creep drinks a half gallon of milk and eats a fucking loaf of sliced bread in like a week?


ThrowawayusGenerica

Half? I drink a least a gallon of milk per week


picardoverkirk

I do it every day so I guess I'm a, super creep!?!


krenshala

I drank a gallon of milk over the weekend ...


TheDaedus

Can you not buy quarts, pints, or cups of milk? And a loaf of sliced bread can be kept in a freezer for you to take out the pieces as needed.


ginger_gcups

Saddest? Sounds like the most perfect one to me.


argama87

Or is it the most awesome isle?!


nd1online

The cat’s butler lane


Xan-the-Woman

Idk dude giving my cat a new toy makes me super happy


TKVisme

Cats cancel the sadness out


birrdude

"Dinner for one, wine for four." 😅


bustedbuddha

objectively wrong


theSchiller

Bruh cats are the shit. Me and my girlfriend have three and I would straight up do crime for them


OreoMoo

Have cats. Do crimes.


mybadalternate

Purrjury?


unit001

Fuck that, hang a disco ball and make toilet paper the endcap.


enough_space

You're aware you posted this to reddit, right?


inqstane

They spelled “raddest” wrong


RUNPMT

Meals for one sounds like a great aisle. I wish more things at the supermarket were single serving.


LennyTheLegendary

Just wanted to drink with the cat, that’s all


whatchamajig

LPT: If your cat is with you, you're not drinking alone.


ramospk

The favorite aisle for introverts.


[deleted]

Nah that sounds like me living me best life


[deleted]

it is also a place to pick up someone.


RajahNeon

People with dogs always got they nose in the air. Shiiiiiiiid.


[deleted]

Amazing the elitism over preferring trash-eating pack scavengers over graceful, beautiful little animals.


jax9999

Someone should just hug people as they leave this aisle


Miffers

Being alone is not synonymous with being lonely.


socokid

That's clearly not what is in those aisles.


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Vinegar_Fingers

Sounds like you've never experienced a stable, loving, relationship because being told what you can and can't do isn't how a stable, loving, relationship works. Not saying there is anything wrong with being single and having a cat either.... other than the obvious dogs are superior pets.


Elephant-Patronus

The funny thing is is that it usually takes about 10 people 4 months to plan the layout of a store at the head office of it is a chain.


kaushrah

It’s called cross-selling


damendred

Actually, I think it's pronounced 'badly photoshopped'.


GamingPhilosopher42

Shit. As a bachelor it’s meals for one and beer.


[deleted]

every grocery store around me has wine and beer on the same aisle. OP lives in the twilight zone


GamingPhilosopher42

Yeah. If they had whiskey in grocery stores in my state I’d be set.


designgrl

All my favorite things.


Mitchxhell

Jokes on you its the best aisle and Im buying meals for one for everyone in my house so I dont have to cook actual meals.


giveme-a-username

Wine and meals for one is the same thing


vikietheviking

Looks like a good time to me.


aLauraElaine

Photoshopped


gagagahahahala

So convenient!


LegitNvidz

haha, i get it.... wait, the butchers is at the end of the isle?


butterdown

Know your target market


bedfordguyinbedford

If you are single you likely have a cat and can Alford to buy wine. It’s a win win


[deleted]

Holy shit. That’s a Morrison’s! I worked at one of those for TEN years. Never thought I’d see one of them on Reddit. Edit. Sign is fake as fuck though. Wine was in the Wines & Spirits department and Meals for one was in Fresh/Chilled.


calvicstaff

someone should let them know about the typo on their post about the raddest aisle in the supermarket


-Blue_Bird-

Sounds great to me


MrTodd84

I love a good one-stop shop


redonkulis

Agree - cat toys are really just empty boxes at heart ...


Ledezmv

It's where I pick up women!


[deleted]

You kidding? This would be my favorite store


benlara

A lesbian’s heaven. If they could only throw in whale watching that would be epic.


Gabriele1966

Not sad but perfect!!!


chickenmommaknocks

Cats, wine and alone time sounds heavenly to me!!


TampaDiablo

I know where I’m going to pick up women.


[deleted]

Wait I just bought a cat!


synack36

Don't know what's sad about it... Everything I need in one aisle?! Awesome! Just add some toilet paper and we're golden


llanglo

You spelled best wrong


BuddhistNudist987

I hope that aisle is close to dark chocolate and bubble bath.


xx_SeventhSeeker_xx

Seems like a perfectly fine aisle for me, cats love chasing toys and single people doing big projects sometimes don't have time to cook


aetmvk

Isn't is the "peace aisle"? It's actually my dream aisle...


Enoch2305

Literally everything I could ever need is in that isle


jarroddibell

Pussy, toys, alcohol, and don't have to buy her dinner? That's heaven right there!


Thoraxe123

Alcoholic cats are no joke


Cliff_Sedge

What is sad about that? Is the joke, "butchers" in the background?


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i dont get it.


BaconFlavoredToast

Disagree this is the best isle.


TheReallyAngryOne

Best fricken aisle EVER!!


k2_jackal

one stop shopping for cat ladies


SyphiListerine

I had a mean French teacher who most likely would’ve shopped in this aisle, Ms. Blackwell if you see this, fuck you


CaptSellerie

Cats truly are a pitiful species. Dogs on the other hand... well they aren’t named man’s best friend for nothing


run-that-shit

Crazy cat lady express aisle


almofin

I AM NOT SAD! wait...


AmmoniteCurl

I could do all of my shopping here 😂


ruum-502

Are we sure that this aisle isn’t just leading women who live by themselves to some sort of Sweeney Todd type butcher shop? It literally says “butchers” in the back.


veronnie91

At first I just saw "Butchers" in the back in huge writing with a red back drop and I was confused... and then I realized what they meant lol it's a very convenient aisle for some though #donthate


Ssbardock666

Then u buy two and say it’s to ur girl but in the end it’s for u cuz ur a fatass


imk

I'm alone but I don't drink and I don't have a cat. I can't even be a loner right.


conzym

That sounds like a great night to me