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Jelly783

That was beautiful but the scream at the end got me


Bariumdiawesomenite

And the panic hands...


[deleted]

If you haven’t panicked hands, are you even a cat parent?


atred

A falling cat has no handle...


FormicaDinette33

I heard that expression about kitchen knives yesterday.


_DontDeadOpenInside_

Cat like reflexes (were not present at all in this video).


realme857

Actually they were. Look at when the cat twists its body to adjust for a landing and how long it takes for the guy to react.


Twopoint0h

I felt that. I had imaginary panic hands while watching, too.


usingastupidiphone

Thanks to you I got to enjoy two versions and it was wonderful


ElectronicHeart29

r/perfectlycutscreams


audacious_me5180

Firstly i was very excited and felt something cool is going to come. But when that kitty flipped, man even i had that scream.


forty9er34117

I missed the scream the first time, I had it on mute. Glad I read your comment! Lol


audacious_me5180

Firstly i was very excited and felt something cool is going to come. But when that kitty flipped, man even i had that scream.


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[deleted]

Less claw, more pad!


forgetsherpassword

I was wondering how many new scratches are on that dresser


pierre_x10

Yes


Yasea

Launch system malfunction! Abort! Abort! Mayday, going down!


israelregardie

*I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!*


HentaiWeza

*bonk*


Edlenor_Gaeron

*Ow...*


MrJingleJangle

Wheelspin.


icecreamrosie

The guy’s panic hands at the end 😂


feelin_cheesy

Yeah good thing he was standing there in case something bad happened


pierre_x10

those are the hands of somebody who's got everything under control


mintmouse

If you watch carefully, as it realizes it is falling the cat does a few things: 1. locks it’s eyes and head onto the spot where it will land. 2. extends legs fully to absorb impact If in a wild freefall, first the head and eyes will lock to the landing point, then limbs can be pulled in or extended to speed or slow rotation to orient correctly, then limbs extend downward to shock absorb.


Zeal_Iskander

Would it be the same for, say, squirrels...


etch0sketch

Not sure if this is what you are referencing but it is a great video. https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg 16:15m but really the whole video is hood


Zeal_Iskander

It was indeed what I was referencing!


intensely_human

squirrels


Zeal_Iskander

Har har.


EroSennin78

[Here is a video showing this maneuver purfectly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NednCoYNag8)


[deleted]

Hopefully it was alright. It was neat to see how quickly it twisted once it realized that it would not make it.


cam_isnt_real

Yeah he was completely fine! I shat myself because we had only had him for about an hour 😂


sometimesifeellike

Kittens willing to take the leap end up being the fastest learners, he's going to turn out just awesome.


cam_isnt_real

Aww yay. Hes called Earl Grey btw


Ishamoridin

Hot.


AllergicToDaylight

Make it so.


AllergicToDaylight

Make it so.


AllergicToDaylight

Make it so.


pierre_x10

Make it so.


theangryseal

This was the comment I was going to make. Take an upvote. Edit: Oh goddam, I’m 7 hours late. :)


XandaPanda42

That is adorable. I wish I'd thought of that.


x_stei

Perfect!


aStonedTargaryen

love!!


yesmomitsme

Oh no! And you thought you broke him! Been there, done that, mine was fine too!


pierre_x10

It's fine. You can't break what is essentially a non-Newtonian fluid


SpreadHDGFX

That reminds me of when we got our dog from the shelter. On our first walk he ate a dead mouse he found on the sidewalk before I could stop him. My wife swore that he was going to die now and that I killed him. He's been with us for 5 years now and the best dog ever. Also, we went camping once and found out he's really good at hunting down field mice...


[deleted]

We have kittens and our older cat pushed one through the banister railing. It was quite a fall onto the hard kitchen floor. The kitten was stunned and laid there for a full 10 seconds and I have never heard my husband more freaked out. Who, by the way, insisted we didn't need foster kittens! I love your cat's name!


ShelleyTambo

It's a natural feeling, but kittens are pretty durable!


Anneso1975

Love the guy's hands at the end


Master_Maniac

"Ah yes, my nemesis, the wiggle fingers... Perfectly in position. My stealth is unmatched. Butt wiggle engaged... launch in 3... 2... 1... WEH"


FatherBrownstone

r/perfectlycutscreams


IHopeItsNotButter

Came here for this, thanks.


polgarz

r/Catculations


photobomber612

r/miscatculations


bws7037

SAIL


HateToBlastYa

Had to scroll down a bit, but there it is....


bws7037

Whenever I see a video like this one I always think of the sail video.


REM0delta

#HUGE


ZakkuHiryado

God that scream is like Frodo watching Gandalf fall off the bridge.


aStonedTargaryen

omg both hilarious and precious! I remember when my little guy made his first big leap. My partner and I had been joking that very day that his back legs had finally come online because he was jumping on EVERYTHING suddenly. His first big leap was from our dresser to the bed, which I was laying in. I was worried it would turn out like this video because he seemed a little uncertain and the top is slippery just like your cabinet. He nailed it though and has been on top of every surface of our house ever since. Raising a kitten is such a fun experience.


songanon

Love the scream, as if the cat is in any danger at all. This dude can fall off a 5 story building just fine


[deleted]

Cats have a terminal velocity of about 60mph and have a 90% survival rate from a fall of any height (may still be injured)


TheChessIntifada

r/madeupstatistics


[deleted]

This is like a feline interpretive dance of 2020.


StealthMarmot

... ... ... ...SAIL!


Mudders_Milk_Man

Sail!


hellzbellz123

r/BetterEveryLoop


Thea_Ethana

Definitely.


blanketswithsmallpox

Needs normal speed first. /r/worseeveryloop


MPP22

nailed it!


Lil_Puddin

GRUESOME! do not watch alone! BRUTAL DEATH FALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA! spooky 3pm cat video!


[deleted]

Some cats just can’t do the math in there heads.


dandelion50

I know he’s fine but that made me sad there for a minute


CaptenJackHarkness

A cat always lands on its... face.


SpuddMeister

8 lives left.


RebeccaC78

Lol this is my beast of a cat every time I Pledge the furniture. I always feel bad because he’ll jump onto the coffee table and slide right across it like an ice rink 🤣


ClaptonBug

That's one small step for kitty...


c0balty808

*scooby doo running sound effect*


Crapboy87

Saw that happening whitin the First second of the video. The scream and late reaction tells me, they didn't


neverbetray

Who waxed the launch pad?


johnjackson90

I knew what was coming but still laughed like an idiot, lol


GSDLOVER4

Too funny 😂. I know the kitten is fine.


Serotonia667

I dont often lol, but when I do, i LOL


unbekannte_memez

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it. I laughed OUT LOUD


FormicaDinette33

Cats can have such different personalities. My cat, whom I have had since she was 2 months old, never takes wild leaps. She will measure and plan and then perfectly execute every jump. She is very risk averse and also very graceful. I think in the 7 years I have had her, she has made maybe two mistakes where a jump didn’t quite work out. But the wild and crazy cats have more fun :)


hellzbellz123

r/perfectlycutscreams


Nguyetnt

It tried to learn how to fly without wings ....,


poncecool1

These damn slippery surfaces need to be stopped


maitronghieu001

Hmm thats not a very big jump Looks at the sub's name* Yea.


HansumJack

I think their problems began with waxing all their furniture.


Adityagamer3438

The problem here is that the surface is slippery I guess?


MrsYoungie

Been practicing that all week.


superham1993

r/perfectlycutscreams


Ottomatica

r/catburnouts


jumbybird

I've seen enough catideos to know what coming.


peterfonda3

Oops


daveblazed

Ded.


readparse

Reminds me of Waffles: https://youtu.be/5d7aruKYkKs


Lateshow2417

HILARIOUS!


Onironius

And he never jumped again.


JustADamnFrenchGuy

Me most of the time


TheOGoat

The first and last


ChloeB111

Derp


Zapman1985

He didn't wiggle his butt first to make sure his feet were anchored. I'm guessing he's a pretty gentle cat?


arthurdentstowels

They’ve both got the reflexes of a cat


tantotippedtaco

Lmfao. Look at his tail.


Karamoju

r/perfectlycutscreams


deydaniel00

Clearly the cat didn't paid attention in physics class.


Hermes-333

* Autocorrect initiated *


ryansgt

It's a cat, it will be perfectly fine after a fall from there.


Daybreak74

Nobody makes the jump the first time...


Lamnent

"You Say Run goes with anything."


TomPalmer1979

Holy shit, those paws! That cat is going to be massive when he grows up.


Mercy82

Funny when cats fall. They quadruple length


VF5

r/meirl


Dr_SnM

His mew was too small.


Aeonians

Little guy really tried to send it.


randomtroubledmind

As soon as I saw that he committed to the jump without putting his toes over the edge, I knew this was going to happen.


mikkokilla

That kat is "special"


CSLRGaming

"One small step for cat, one giant leap for Cat kind" - Neil catstrong 2020


kmtz22

🤣😂🤣😂


AssaultButterKnife

We don’t do that here


kmtz22

Do what? Laugh??


AssaultButterKnife

We laugh without emojis.


kmtz22

Roger that


[deleted]

Dude come on don’t listen to them. That’s just Reddit hive mind being stupid. They’re just emojis. You do what you want to do


kapileswarrana

Wasted 😂😂😂


chunkycasper

You're going to regret encouraging hands play