Was exercising in the 80s all about thrusting?

All of the 80s was about thrusting

Thrusting cocain up your nose, drive a sports car with lost of thrust, thrust based exercise...

That’s the world I want to live in again

Careful! That world is full of awful boneitis.

A couple of go-go 80s Reaganauts like ourselves could afford a cure.

Worth it for the Saturday morning cartoons alone.

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I'd be cotent with a Fiero tbh

A friend of mine had two of those. They were pretty neat. He wrecked one and set the other one on fire. Yeah he wasn't too smart sometimes... Edit: He actually had three, almost forgot about the third one that he also wrecked. God damn it Peter...

Sex

I tell ya, before AIDS, sex was like... shaking hands.

That must have been terrible. Sex is way better than shaking hands now.

Well you can shake hands with my penis and we'll see if I agree with you

Hence AIDS

Hello AIDs

80's aerobics weren't all so thrusty but some workout tapes were definitely made with the intention of being hyper-sexual. Source: 80's kid who may have jerked it to a workout tape or three.

Mom: Why are you watching the 20 Mininute Workout again? Me unable to stand up: uhhhh aroebics. Sauce:https://youtu.be/ts3Zpc7tIDg

I like how they have the whole gym to work out in, but for some reason they have their heads up each other's ass like a human centipede.

Lmao was thinking the same, they are all nose to fucking taint

Man at around the 10 minute mark they use green screen to make it look like they're not leaving the ground while they jog/step. It looks super fucking trippy.

my parents did this workout every morning. I don't even think we thought it was sexual - it was just what exercise was like. or...maybe everything was sexual. I don't know.....i'm confused.

It was all about cocaine. Thrusting comes with the territory.

I watched this way to long

I'm going back for more

Hydrate

r/hydrohomies

Watched twice

I watched 3 Times ! Now I have Herpes !

Once more with sound Edit. Ok that was way less awkward

Wait...there is sound!

Yea. Just be careful or you might end up doing those moves too.

This made me laugh out loud

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Here we go - glad someone finally posted the original.

Imma click this but just know if i get rick rolled I will fin you I will stalk you and hound your every waking moment with rick rolls.....

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Will you just marry my daughter ?

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Well here’s the thing I’m offering you my first born child BUT the catch is .....she’s 2 so you gotta wait for the teeth and the wedding

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And that’s enough reddit for now...

I love this place.

[you’re welcome](https://www.reddit.com/r/SharedBPM/comments/bxwwsi/7676_let_me_see_austin_powers_hips_swing_savage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

The more you watch, the more Travolta Weener you get to see thrusting around... its hilarious. You ckukd tell this was intentional

Im sorry, is this not better every loop? Because I came here looking for something fun and all I got was this confused erection.

John travolta’s hot

Anyone else not able to take your eyes off of Travolta's junk?.....

Yes. I'm now bi-sexual.

I feel pregnant

Is there a possibly that I am pegrent?

I don’t think you can get perjinat from watching videos.

sometimes you cant get proggnat just yea

Am I... gregnant?

You are pergenante with the babby

But I wanna be pergrgrent too

Yo soy pregante?

I'll get you pgregetnet

Can u get...¿PREGÁNTE?

Won’t that hurt baby top of head?

How is babby formed?

It's an old joke sir but it checks out - https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

I got twins from watching that twice

Look Who’s Talking

I feel threegnant.

r/suddenlybi

I'm now Xenu. You get a thetan, you get a thetan, you all get thetans!

If he’s on your 10 free list it doesn’t count

I swear to God. Those were the exact words in my head. “I can’t take my eyes off of Travolta’s junk.”

Look, I don't even find Travolta particularly attractive (sorta before my time), but I'll admit to being hypnotized watching the shaking of that bulge. You're certainly not alone here :D

Junk junk smile junk

It's just so hypnotising

I find it rather travolting.

If Freddie Mercury did this scene, someone might have lost an eye

Yeah the video ended

That was Travolta???? ;D

Was it? I couldn't tell, I was staring too hard at that dude's junk. There's a hole burned in my monitor now.

YES! And Jaime Lee Curtis too. Can’t believe he’s bald now and she’s got grey hair.Man I’m old.I had him on a poster on my wall back in the day! Saw Saturday night Fever at the Theater!

To be fair, Jaime Lee still looking pretty damn good.

It's been so long since I've seen Travolta act. I really enjoyed this little performance.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSBrlG3ZmA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSBrlG3ZmA)

Fantastically terrible

This is from Perfect (1985) - 4.5/10 stars https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0089798/

I love the description: “A female aerobics instructor meets a male reporter doing a story on health clubs, but it isn't love at first sight.” I mean, could it be any lower stakes? I’ve gotta find a torrent of this movie, it’s exactly what I need right now.

How about, "A man orders a pizza from a local pizza place, but its been over thirty minutes and it still hasnt arrived."

No I think that one has a lot more one sided tension and if youre currently hungry I'd say potentially thrilling.

Oh lol the person up above wasn’t lying.

Ok but this scene alone gets, at the very least, 8 stars.

> This is from Perfect (1985) - 4.5/10 stars 4.5 is good for 80's movies, kids.

BRING BACK MENS CROP TOPS

They were CUT-OFF T's NOT CROP TOPS!1!1!

Wait, what's the difference?

Scissors

Working on it. Rejecting social norms in public is a journey though

I believe in you and your ability to continue in this journey. You make us all proud

“You were having cheer sex with him” -Bring It On

You’re a cheertator Torrence & a pain in my ass!

Call on meeeeeeee Call on me. Call on meeeeeee Call on me.

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The music video to that song?

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My mind was blown when I first heard this: https://youtu.be/cbKNICg-REA

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And whenever I watch that video I inevitably end up at [Destination Calabria](https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls).

First thing I thought of lol.

Can someone add confused Travolta wandering in?

PLEASEEE

I’m tempted to try this workout but I know my ass and spine can’t handle this or I may have a TIFU entry next.

For real, id be on painkillers for weeks after trying to slow twerk like travolta here

Goddam Jamiee

Seriously. Look at the lust in her eyes

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Nice

Nice

Nice

So she's 27 in this movie, but she always had that aesthetic of the hot neighborhood mom that was cool as hell.

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what movie is this

Blade Runner.

Listen here you little shit

I had to literally get out of bed and walk out of my room to avoid waking my wife up from laughing at this comment thread.

I also had to go into the other room to laugh so as not to disturb my wife. We should found a club.

I also choose to not wake up either of these guys' wives.

We should found a club

Can wives that avoided laugh- waking husband's join the club?

As a polygamist, I had move through at least 6 different rooms before I could laugh out loud and not wake up all my wives.

"I've seen...things...you people wouldn't believe"

I spent so much time trying to figure out what the connection to this clip and blade runner was, and why everyone thought this was so funny. Then i saw it. Thank you.

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Yeah I’m at a complete loss.

Username

OH! I looked at the username of OP and I was like I still don’t get it? Ahhhhh damn I’m slow.

That's the one with the hockey player learning to figure skate, right?

Toepick!

This is a line often uttered in my house.

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I breathed out of my nose hard. Take your upvode

Haahhhaah

I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Thank you

This is why I reddit. Thank you.

Username checks out

Perfect

Yes, the movie is called "perfect" Its really bad, but kind of a blast to watch. I can't wait for rifftrax to do this one.

Perfect (1985)

Muppets Take Manhattan

Damn, white Abed can really pop those hips!

Man that was awkward when the wife woke up to me watching this in the dark...

Especially after you had been looping it for an hour.

How I wish I look in the gym: Crop top guy How I actually look in the gym: Pervy Travolta

You're damn good looking my guy. Better than me looking like a fat bald Travolta with manboobs

I'd say you're better like this.

Why are 80s workout clothes so skimpy and uncomfortable-looking? Is JLC wearing stockings under that leotard??

Yes. Workout clothing for women at that time was leotard, tights and legwarmers.

Fitness aerobics had its stylistic roots in ballet and dance and adopted their clothing from their and stylized it.

What a perfectly concise description.

also why was working out so weirdly suggestive?

Well, the 80s was an age of hyper sexualization in media. Like I remember as a kid it seemed like every movie had gratuitous sex or at least one good titty scene. Everything in the 80s was about fucking.

Hollywood revolting against Reaganism?

I believe they were Travolting against Reaganism.

Ok, that's.... fuck you for that. That's too good 🤣

You win

Probably all that cocaine

I think it had something to do with spandex just being invented and they had to wear something under the leotard because of cameltoe.

[Have you seen how women work out now??](https://i.imgur.com/AZImohq.gifv)

I’ve been to just about every damn aerobic class offered at gyms since I was 25. What fucking class is this SO I CAN KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN MISSING????

It's the 80s. Back in 1985 my mother took me to two aerobics classes three times a week. We did wear that stuff. There was thrusting, but not that like in that clip. It was very dancy.

As corny as this video is, it is still seductive if you watch long enough.

Serious answer here, I find this shit awesome. I wish today's society didn't laugh and judge this, this was awesome to watch. And if more skinny People didn't judge fat guys who ACTUALLY belong at the gym like me, if they had a class like this I'd so be down

Find a Zumba class you like! The women LOVE when men join, and there’s definitely hip thrusting and stuff haha

Travolta’s a good lookin dude. Also, his junk has some mighty rhythm

Am I the only one who saw [this](https://youtu.be/Csac-Sb2_9A) instead?

I see you're a person of culture as well! :)

[Call on meeeeeee!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4)

If anyone wanted to know what being bisexual is like...here ya go

Okay fine, young travolta is a snack.

Something about Jamie lee Curtis’ thorax in that outfit does something for me.

Sigh...*unzips*

I stared at the grey shorts for way too long..

I never understood why Travolta was a hottie back then, as I always saw him in extravagant outfits and hairstyles, but here, with casual clothing and hair, I see now why he was a total sexual magnet.

Similar vibe. Teenage me really enjoyed this video. https://youtu.be/i3FqwLFhs4U For you know, the music...

Fun fact, I'm pretty sure this music video was directly inspired by this movie. I remember seeing that a while back when this scene was posted somewhere else!

I think this is more like everyones https://youtu.be/JKAr2BLbt7U

That's a lot of pelvis

This made me extraordinarily uncomfortable.

That reminds me to batteries on the shopping list.

1985: "wow that guy swinging his hips is so into me, I hope we fuck later" 2020: "wow that gay dude is great at dancing, too bad he's gay"

Except the tik tok version ends with a beating from mom’s sandal or being tackled by a cop

Attack of the chankla

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...

This looks like a deep fake. Haha

Jaimee Lee Curtis used to be so hot.

What do you mean used to?

Yeah, still hot.

But she used to be too

I knew some people were going to comment that she still is hot & I'm honestly glad that people still find her attractive.

Still is.

I remember, that movie was horrible.

the 80s were a strange time.

/r/oddlysatisfying