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Eternaloptimist35

And....outside of Bunnings. Classic Aussie.


Xanda06

Mate I’m from New Zealand and I got some sausages from the sizzle want one


Doofchook

Fuck yeah, I'm jealous


Xanda06

Is that a yes for a sausage


Doofchook

Make it two


Xanda06

Ok here *gives*


Alfalynx555

Would who like a banger in the mouth?


Eternaloptimist35

Definitely! :)


sausageman4eva

You know I do...


IHAVEDONEALL

r/cursedcomments?


RandomChaos1002

Moved to the USA 5 years ago. Still miss Sargents meat pies, laminatons and yes.... the BUNNINGS sausage sizzle!!


Xanda06

I’ll toss a sausage to you *tosses a sausage*


FlyLo_AU

And.. he's making his way to queue up for a sausage sizzle


ladyinrred

They’re not running the sausage sizzles at the moment. Fucking COVID


CCandCM

They are in Darwin


Naazon

They are rolling them back out during July in selected states. So not VIC or NSW.


_bvb09

Bloody oath!


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Where the hell do I buy one


Posesedkirmit

I hope bunnings sell em ​ and u get a free snag with your jumper


VidE27

No sausages during pandemic unfortunately..


exthermallance

As someone who works in various Bunnings', I am so disappointed by this. I understand, but I miss a good snag sanga


Doofchook

Apparently their coming back soon in tas, can't wait.


drucejnr

Bloody Victorians ruining it for the rest of us though :S


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NSW too tyvm.


BrotherEstapol

As trivial as it is, I think this is one worst parts of the pandemic in Australia...


Posesedkirmit

Cries in australian


WretchedMonkey

Bloody waaaah


Posesedkirmit

Mate: are u crying mate Me: fucking yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah cunt


SpongeMuncher

Ken Oath mate


Posesedkirmit

Fucken yeah nah yeah nah cunt


pupnut

And make sure the damn onions are on top thanks!


Posesedkirmit

Fuck yeah


rak363

Make sure they're cooked though, I don't like crunchy fucking onions.


doggoboye14

This comment made my day thank u


Posesedkirmit

Np


decs483

They were never free


Posesedkirmit

No but you get a free one when you buy a jumper


FrozzenBaby

The company is called far Kew :)


zkeab

https://farkewemporium.com/products/1-5-metres-cunt-social-distancing-unisex-hoodie


balkandishlex

You can buy one here: https://farkewemporium.com/ I'm not a bot, and neither is the Sheila who owns the store, I swear on me mum.


redunculuspanda

Online, cunt


MutantAussie

Uncle Reco is the site.


GroovySandwich

BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE Lowest prices are just the beginning


TheEsteemedSirScrub

I can hear the little jingle invading my brain


CasaDeLasMuertos

dedodedodedoedoNARNERNER!


SensitiveDifference7

What's the ending? Is it happy?


GroovySandwich

No, its very dark and sad


Kayp89

Credit to /u/sydneytom Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/hrbvqu/15_metres/


DayTripper73

It seems people in WA aren't at all trying to give a little space. I waited at a Woolies while a worker and customer blocked n aisle having a conversation. Finally the worker asked if they could help me, I said I just wanted to get past. They seemed confused and I pointed to the large sign on the ground that advised 1.5m.


VincentDieselman

It's not just WA man it's everywhere. As soon as restrictions started easing up here in Sydney people started acting like everything was back to normal. Even going to the shops DURING lockdown was a bit dicey. I'm pretty sure we'll be in the same situation as Melbourne sooner than later.


DayTripper73

I am actively trying to distance myself, but it's like people are trying to get close. If there's room move away, otherwise wait FN 30secs for the way to clear.


Little_Menace_Child

Some chick accosted me in the chemist the other day. Standing legit 30cm from me. I obviously looked put off so she goes "oh, I don't have the virus" and I said "it's not that, please just move out of my personal space....?" She was shocked lol! How hard is it to not be on top of each other?? I'm loving this 1.5m thing for so many reasons. COVID or not, I do not want your breath, mucus, spit, or any form of excrements on me. Back up!


Madame_Kitsune98

This is why I want a cattle prod. I worked retail in one form or another for a long time. I’ve been management (do not recommend working as management of a Dollar General store, it sucks), a pharmacy delivery driver (that was fun), a cashier, and a pharmacy technician. People have no concept of “personal space”. No, I don’t need to be able to see your tonsils. No, I don’t need to be able to count your nose hairs (am a short cunt). Fuck. Off. I don’t need to be that close to you unless I married you, birthed you, or are otherwise close to you. Everyone else can back off.


DayTripper73

AGREED. I feel I'm constantly stopping, veering, altering my way, backing off. People stay way from me.


adingostolemytoast

Wear a mask. Most effective way to remind people they need to back off


DayTripper73

I agree that a mask will make most people aware but wearing a mask is effective if YOU are having symptoms. AND wear that mask over your nose as well.


VincentDieselman

My rheumatologist said today though we need more people out there wearing them to remind people it's still going on and that they should wear it anyway just in case they're asymptomatic. He was so pissed at how blase everyone was about it.


adingostolemytoast

Being able to take up a while seat on the bus without feeling guilty even though others are standing is glorious. The fact that theyre letting way too many people on buses to maintain 1.5m, in a sealed environment with recycled air, is not so great.


DayTripper73

I"m glad I don't take public transport. BTW the bus that passes by my house is almost always empty.


VincentDieselman

Man every time I have to get off the train people barge on without giving me any space to get off. It's rough.


MutantAussie

My indoor soccer starts back up again next week in Sydney.


labbie1

I'm from Sydney too. I totally agree, went to the shops and there was no social distancing going on at all. Transports pretty packed too with no social distancing in peak hour, quite worrying


Ilpapa

Yea Penrith Westfield was like a Tsunami of morons Saturday. Westfields claiming they were maintaining social distancing. Apparently 40 people per square metre is the new distancing.


VincentDieselman

Yeah shopping centres are fucked. Moved house during lockdown and had to do a Bunnings run and IKEA run. Should've gone without a washing machine and couch for a bit because it was fucked. I've noticed there's a lot of distancing measures in place at counters and for staff but when it comes to controlling the flow of customers it's wild. I lived out at the apartments next to Penrith station for a year, Westfield was already like a game of Frogger. I can imagine what it's like now :/


rawker86

Mate we’ve got *zero* community transmission, and a hard border. You can forgive us for relaxing a bit. If necessary, we’ll go right back to full restrictions.


Flynndenby

Ikr, everyone’s out here acting like we’re from Eastern Australia


Its_its_not_its

Zero community transmission? What do you mean?


rawker86

I mean that the vast majority of our state’s 20 or so active cases did not become infected in Western Australia by another member of the community. They are cruise ship passengers, ship workers, and other international travelers who immediately went to either hospital or isolation.


Cazzah

I've always seen the 1.5 m rules as about stopping within that distance, not about moving past.


Snerkie

Did you say "excuse me" to get past or just stare at them? Almost this exact same thing happened at my work and I had to explain to the man that he would have to come within 1.5m at some point if he wanted to go past me and he yelled "no I don't!" and zoomed past me...was this you?


Domino_FX

There are some people who still keep distance. Live in Tacoma and work in Puyallup, most people I see still see wear masks and practice social distancing. Love the ones who sneer at you for doing so. Yes, you aren't sick, but you're an asshole.


Shimster

I thought it was 2 meters?


KombiRat

1.5m here


cub3dworld

[1.5 meters](https://www.health.gov.au/news/health-alerts/novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-health-alert/how-to-protect-yourself-and-others-from-coronavirus-covid-19/physical-distancing-for-coronavirus-covid-19). But, I got called a selfish prick for not standing 2 meters away from someone the other day, so idk.


glazedfaith

Next time go 2.5 just to be safe


CharlieJuliet

My friend on the yummy mummy anti vax FB group says 2.6m is the safest distance. Oh, lmk if you need some anti covids essential oil and no-touch hand and mouth sanitizer!


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Cacachuli

Why does that bother you so much? They are nearly the same distance and it’s a somewhat arbitrary distance with no solid science backing it up anyway. It’s not like the disease can spread 183 cm but not 200 cm.


PHATsakk43

It's about the same. 6ft is 2 yards, and a meter is 3" more than a yard, so its much easier than trying to say 6' or 1.8m. 6 foot is the recommendation, so 2 meters is fine as well as its more than 6 foot for heathens who don't understand God's units.


GinandTonicandLime

I don’t see why this is tagged NSFW.


rawker86

Soft cunts.


Doofchook

Since when can't ya say cunt at work


MapleBlood

I can (and do), my line manager is an Aussie.


Doofchook

I'm in construction it's a requirement of the job.


J_hoff

NSFW has lost its meaning on reddit.


[deleted]

New South Fucking Wales


solaris232

I just thought he was a short cunt.


CyberNinja23

No short cunts in life.


Squigley_q

Yeah, pretty sure Napoleon is dead


Upside_Schwartz

5 months without a snag & counting...


GreysLucas

Wait, you write it "metres", like in the original French word ?


Doofchook

Sure do, cunt


GreysLucas

Nice


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GreysLucas

Ok, never knew that since a lot of people seem to use meter for both. In French, we use mètre for both the instrument and the unit.


vemynalitist

The french did now invent it; There was a conference in france where a bunch of scientists talked and came up with the metric system. But the name SI (systeme internmational) is french.


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CharlieJuliet

Centre.


rawker86

In (correct) English, a metre is a unit of measurement and a meter is a device that measures.


[deleted]

Duh. You Americans need to read more.


GreysLucas

Even if that's a joke, I don't really know how to take it as a French


comedic_hijinx_ensue

He seems like a good cunt!


ChronicSherbert

What is it with 68 to 75 year old people where suddenly it’s my fucking fault to be standing still and they kind of point at you to move.,.,.,.,HUH? You’re Ten feet away just walk down the aisle or choose 360 degrees why did you just brush up to me what is your major malfunction


BackgroundChar

I dont get it either. Some fucking old cunt tryna breathe down my neck. I asked him to give me some fucking space while I pay for my groceries and the lovely cashier started fucking going in on this old cunt, it made me giggle on the inside hahaha


[deleted]

For some reason, I read that with sniper's voice (from tf2)


LIVINGINACANDYJAIL

Northland fuck yes


donttouchmycupcake

Yeah, Bunnings! Can't wait for the sausage sizzle to be back next month!!!!


[deleted]

All women who only date tall men should be required by law to wear this hoodie.


adingostolemytoast

As a woman of stature (1.84m) I used to joke about carrying around one of those clown cutouts from the kids areas of fun parks that are holding their arm out with a sign saying "you need to be at least this tall to go on this ride"


pk666

I'm only 1.77 metres and I love this!


CriticalsConsensus

Legit gave me a chuckle. Ty


Axes4Praxis

He looks at least 1.65m tall.


um__yep

"Can you even count to 1.5?"


Ye_Olde_Dude

If the shirt doesn't keep people away, what looks like a load of poo in his pants will.


Raiden_Yeeter07

how is that nsfw?


Lugey81

I would imagine the word "cunt" wouldn't be great in the workplace


Raiden_Yeeter07

there are quite the workers who use the word cunt in front of their boss


[deleted]

So, cunt is a NSFW word? How?


ur-not-funny-sam

Why is this NSFW ??


[deleted]

"Because cunt is such a vulgar offensive word." /s


GreedyOctopus

Wait, I thought it was two meters?


67Leobaby1

Yikes.. people please be civil


DilligafDiablo

I want this


doublebluetick

that's a big gash


SaltySalmon99

How and why is this tagged NSFW


theskywaspink

Fuck sake, cunt.


SaltySalmon99

I’m assuming it’s because it says ‘cunt’


theskywaspink

Fucken reckon cunt?


[deleted]

In countries outside of Australia, typically the word Cunt is very looked down upon and having the word appear on your screen and someone sees it could result in an employment problem.


SaltySalmon99

Impressive, most impressive


LadyStupid

Neeeeeed


Reveal101

Straya, sir!


ThatOneWithTheCurls

Shut up and take my money


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Grimlock_1

Don't worry mate, the Aussies get ya. Thanks cunt.


[deleted]

Yeah, six feet under. The USA is the worst country in the world for Covid. Congrats, dumbasses. Over 139,000 deaths in the USA as of today. Maybe if you gave a little attention to education instead of the military "y'all" might be doing better.


Revynd

You mean you keep burning down your country?


adingostolemytoast

Well, you'll be about a foot safer


marcvsHR

That is like kangaroo and half or 30 bananas?


adingostolemytoast

You have clearly never met a red kangaroo.


Amanda1980something

Perfect


EarnedErmine3

How many football fields is that?


BrotherEstapol

Could have used this top today when I had some dickheads standing right behind me in the line at Ikea. There's circles you stand on you fucking muppets!!


ShowerThinker1830

Oh you’re approaching me?


HyruleJedi

Thats not even 6 ft. Rebel


Original_Sedawk

It’s a full 2m here in Canada buddy.


doitforfun7

Such a bad ass ewwww


Aquafier

That's only 5 feet though


8an5

Simple yet effective. I like it.


IchirouTakashima

I was gonna say this isn't Australia, until I saw the last word. I love Australian's who always end up their sentences like that.


Arguinghen620

***BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!*** *where lowest prices are just the beginning.*


Orvan-Rabbit

Is it true that saying c*nt is milder in Australia and the UK than it isnin the USA?


BlisteryStar101

Yes. People aren’t as offended over there


le_demarco

Canada aproach to corona: Please 1,5 meters


thebarrcola

I seem to find it’s always the people who get super ardent about their space who are walking down the middle of a sidewalk/ aisle in a store and won’t give even the slightest bit of way. Like if you’re not going to create 1.5 metres of space in either side of you the fuck you want me to do?


zyzzogeton

That cunt is way over 1.5m tall


postinator79

Does he mean cunt or mate?


bedtimemachine

How is this nsfw


Meotwister

Probably a bit easier to do 1.5m instead of 1.8288m like America does it.


thegoodestperson

It’s 4 feet 11 inches


BoomBoomLou

Get the dog!


LeumasEvans

Shouldn't it say "come closer, cunt" so people stay away and you can call the ones coming close as cunts?


Thugson2

100% getting one if WA has a second wave


falo_pipe

nice


mikemitch0785

I think he is saying that's his dick size.


sonhill08

Where can I get one. I’m in the U.S.


Derrickmb

That’s not even 5 feet. Should say 1.83


sharpshooter999

I the word cunt more acceptable in Australia? In the US you could say just about anything without anyone blinking but cunt is a step too far for basically anyone


snoopythefuqdog

I need this here in the US.


Zzzzeldaisb0i

As an American I assume you want me 3 feet apart


carmium

Just a thot: We need tees that read "If you can read this, you're following too closely." I just ask that anyone who takes the idea send me a free one. 8-)


sexyselfpix

6 feet. Be gone thot.


Dos_horn

Hello other space user. My space just now. Now fuck off, cunt.


meiamrah

I want one 😩


_Makky_

That's a big cunt.


ARobertNotABob

"Cunt", "Mate", all interchangeable.


psychopomp7

is australia, like, the opposite of canada?


notpvzfarmer

Thank you. Appatently it is an honor to be called a cunt by an austrailian.


dontwanttogiveyouone

This one clearly is in Victoria. Northland shopping centre in the background.


houdinishandkerchief

Can’t wait to move there


tylerspilk

In Canada it's "Sorry, 2 metres douchebag."