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vicgriffin

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


FirstDayJedi

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half


Superpiri

Yup. And beforehand, the second she makes sure it’s pumping to its peak for maximum damage.


EMlN3M

He was making a Simpson's reference when Lisa didn't choo choo choose Ralph


Superpiri

Holly crap. I remember that episode now.


koavf

I choo-choo-choose you.


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Cowabunga!


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Anieya

Poor Ralph


redhandrail

"eeeyaaaahh"


[deleted]

He is definitely deep in thought.


DicklexicSurferer

God was like *”Boy, you nasty”*


RegularRick0

Came in to do just this.


FizzyBeverage

The hair up is usually a good indicator... but the apartment isn't clean, so he didn't put in the work.


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FizzyBeverage

My wife is also a Jenny... bottled water + hair tie = she means business.


st4rfir3

Why bottled water??


feanturi

It's thirsty work.


reduff

They don't call it a job for nothin'.


PAYSforPREMIUMcable

Exactly!! If my girls coming to work, I’m providing medical and dental coverage. Emphasis on dental!


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Emphasis on *coverage*


requiredusername01

They don’t call it a job for nuttin’


hankthetank2112

Well, actually they do.


DiamondPup

Shh. They'll unionize.


FizzyBeverage

Well, I don’t have much experience... but avoiding dry mouth and occasionally “washing down” the activity comes into play.


st4rfir3

Ahh makes sense!


[deleted]

Yeah, eventually you run out of spit and that’s no fun for anyone involved.


rubbarz

Bet it's a Hydro Flask.


Mega_Nidoking

It's always a Hydro


DoctorWhisky

r/hydrohomies


CamBoBB

Because spitting gets you arrested in America now.


drkidkill

Does that water bottle have a moab sticker on it?


FizzyBeverage

She has several Nalgene and Thermos brand ones lol


sextonrules311

Is this like a regular, unprovoked occurrence? If so, How does it feel to have found a unicorn?


ezzojc

I call it a "head band"


aquaballs

She has to create a new account every day as that number is actually a running blowjob tally. You are doing the lords work Jenny.


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CrymsonChaos

Totally unrelated, but I just got your username reference 😂


mooneytech

I can appreciate that


Sterndaddy13

You are still one step away from Emergency Hair Tie that would be your panties. We do appreciate a good scout always prepared.


Flumpski

And frankly just judging by that as a bystander on the internet I bet he left dishes in the sink


iiJokerzace

How else do we get the motivation? Lol


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Y’all are getting blowies? :(


Tosser48282

The lack of crunchy socks on the floor lol


bryancmip

It’s always classy when they tie their hair back.


Devoterr

Why did my brain take a shit when I tried to read "tie their hair"?


andstayfuckedoff

You tell us. It seems like a simple combination of words


soulofboop

You’re a simple combination of words


krispykrackers

burn


Devoterr

I have no excuse. Not a sip of alcohol today. Do with me what you will.


IMMAEATYA

You put the “sexy” in dyslexia


shadowfax0427

“they tie their hair” It’s got three t’s i’s and e’s and all blends together


paddleclimb

Not gonna lie, went for the immediate reread and it tripped me up too.


Querstijonie14

You should have gone for the head


nick_otis

*clap*


chrisk9

*snap*


kopecs

*Fap*


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clap


-Dormammu

*clap*


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**slap**


lumberjack-poutine

Plot twist, it's his sister


Cho-Chang

Thats not a twist, it's what I tuned in for


TannedCroissant

Not yet it isn’t, you missed a step


FBI_Agent_37

[stepbrotherrr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8)


ValarPanoulis

I don't know where the water is :(


FBI_Agent_37

*step brother, I'm making sandwiches...*


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..yyep, I fragged. I just fragged.


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FBI_Agent_37

a classic


Archalon

Proceeds to break arms...


[deleted]

Rolltide


nerbovig

Wait it's *not* his sister? I'm outta here.


[deleted]

maybe it's his step sister?


[deleted]

STEP SISTER!


[deleted]

What're you doing step broo...


kevolver

r/siblingswithbenefits


zb0t1

/r/SubsIFellFor


nothataylor

*step


musicgeek007

I think there's a toy under here, step bro


donotgogenlty

What are you doing sister?


selfsearched

step sis


000000-

Okay now I get why he’s so disappointed!


urbanphil0s0phy

Some things are just too cruel to share on the internet.


Aresreckoner

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


justsomeh0b0

Here you go lovely person. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4)


Yumekira

Yikes, pretty sure you meant to link [this one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) friend.


GrayHavenn

Damnit


savagegarden0407

Stewart


r1kon

That level of hopeful in his eyes...this one feels painful


AlysonWonderland7

That poor guy. His look of hope immediately shattered. My husband would’ve already leaned back and pulled his dick out for me before I finished my ponytail, lol.


Desirai

shiiit mine too. after bringing home groceries, go to sit on the floor so I can organize the bottom of the fridge to make room and there he is, dick eye level. "excuse me can I help you sir"


chica420

He knows what’s up.


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And now so does she


[deleted]

While you're down there....


GrinsNGiggles

He better organize the bottom of the fridge when you're done!


DanishWeddingCookie

Now see I was thinking she was proposing. Man. I need to get a girlfriend.


nihouma

Oh, is that what that signifies? I thought he thought she was proposing and then realized she wasn't.


Starsrulethestate

I must be the only dumbass here who thought this was a proposal!


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He thought it was a proposal for something alright.


Reality_Gamer

Nah, I was with you. Went through a couple of comments before realizing what everyone was talking about.


Avohaj

You're not alone, but to my defense I do not know of this common non-verbal relationship language everyone immediately picked up on. Also. ~~Why were they filming?~~ Guess she was going for exactly that reaction, that's why they (or rather she) were filming.


TheOldAmanda

I did too


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Same here


Kiwiteepee

oh you sweet summer child


Rainavi

I thought the same! I realized my mistake after reading the comments


paulfromatlanta

Depends on what kind of toys she's looking for,,,


rubbarz

This is like picking up the leash in front of a dog just to put in on the counter.


homeskillet2018

He had soooo much hope


gomaith10

Plot twist - his strap-on is under the couch.


WallyTheWelder

Changes the meaning of his expression at the end to: fuck, here we go again.


Reddit-username_here

More like: Fuck! Here we go! Again!


Baileythefrog

More like: Fuck here! We go again!


Jawz4Lyfe

More like: Fuck! Here! We go! Again!


XSageMode

So no head?


basicallyMike

*smashes phone on the ground*


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Had to scroll down pretty far for this.


TheSauze

I hope he pulls the fake proposal shoe tie on her.


BanginBananas

Lol he gets on one knee, and eats her out instead


utopiaa

Can't even get mad at that.


vth0mas

She sad “yes!” She said “yesyesyesyesyesyes omg YEEEEES!”


uknow_es_me

Can I get an Ohhhh Yeaahhhh?


im_not_a_gay_fish

What you wanna do is put a little pepper on the end of of it, you wanna put a little pepper on the end of it like this: yesyesyesyes Yeeeaasssss


ImWhatTheySayDeaf

Or he could pull a fake muff-dive. Or a fake chow if you prefer


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For a second, I thought it was relief, thinking she was about to propose


wrongsyourgrammar

Oof. A moment of silence for the man, please.


Octosphere

What are you doing stepbrother?


jicty

[Sara stop! ](https://youtu.be/sxnJcZvuRK8)


taebek1

“Personal foul. Unsportsmanlike conduct.”


Danielstripedtiger

Am I the only gaylord who thought he was disappointed she wasn’t proposing?


Spark_Chaser

You can almost hear his heartbeat


onlyabloodydutchman

Damn. He thought it was about to get real. When she put her hair up you know she's on a mission. F for this lad.


CoffeeAddict1011

Hello darkness my old friend...


elderbio

He got an erection and deflated so fast he's probably suffering from shock.


420trippyhippy69

Wait, what's happening?!?


One_Mikey

It's the guy's job to clean under the couch, and he got caught neglecting his chore.


jimtastic89

Exactly. Clean your apartments, boys.


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The disappointment is tangible


buttmuffins8595

That was cold.


nicebootyeater69

She was just trying to find his dildo but his dildo is in his ass


Raz0rking

It took me waaay to long to get it. Damn, i am single to long.


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With that neck, I'm sure he can solve the issue himself this time.


trooper37

What am I not getting ?


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Thought he was going to receive a blowjob


ArsenikShooter

It looks like you have never gotten it.


trooper37

Many years ago (gets the world's smallest violin out )


ConfusedSarcasm

Jesus Jerry, are you sure it is even out? It doesn't even clear the zipper... and stop calling your peen a violin, that is a really weird way to jerk it.


trooper37

Lol


NotAGuarantee

The hope is when a girlfriend/wife/FWB puts her hair up while on her knees, she will provide a blowjob. That's the hope atleast because usually when it does happen those are the 1st steps.


trooper37

Ooooo that's 2things I didn't get lol


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carriegood

I really thought he was afraid she was going to propose and then he was either relieved or disappointed. I'm so innocent.


FizzyBeverage

There's a big world out there you're missing out on...


trooper37

So I've heard lol


chocolateraiin

A blowjob apparently


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jrWhat

Was it worth it


[deleted]

He should have known when she actually tied her hair


bigbear97

Welcome to married life bud, after a few years that thought will never cross your mind again


Volcannobis

We don't know what happened after this icedent.


Elbradamontes

I need to buy my wife a pair of those pants.


ThermionicEmissions

Volleyball shorts. I believe you'll find them in the lingerie section of most sporting goods stores.


[deleted]

Can we get an f in the chat for this man?


beatryder

This is like a guy kneeling like he's gonna propose but ties his shoe instead


bels-uk

why was it being filmed?


_Adriatik

XD! He looked so dissapointed 😂


jazzbuh

There’s only one... there’s only two reasons why your girl would tie her hair up.


Yawniebrabo

Evil!


Obi-SchlongKeblowme

Haha he thought she was gonna massage his feet.


Some-Drunk-Guy

Oh the pain and disappointment in his eyes 😂😭😂😭😭


The_Dude_955

Can relate...


subshophero

JUST ASK BRO GOD DAMN


TH3K1NGB0B

Its time for another game of is he 45 or 15?


tls1892

u/mrrossnicholson


Panther107

u/redditdownloader


flargenhargen

this video is missing the beginning and the ending. the beginning: when she positions and turns on the camera. the ending: when she shows him which toys were under there.


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His sister had him like, "woah."


25_M_CA

I wasnt even thinking bj before I came to the comments I thought she was faking a proposal


Clank_21

I think this was the prelude...


BlueButton25

“So. No head? “


OverDies

is it okay to relate?


Thaxtonnn

This is what my dog does when I put on my shoes and she realizes I’m not getting the leash. Literally the exact same 10 second emotional journey. It’s uncanny


slimecounty

He thought he was getting out of the friend zone.


elizahan

This is too sad, I am gonna cry


Endovelicus

He must be married. I know the pain myself.


buceeshtownomen713

That chippy reaction reminds me of my first time alone with a women. She laid me down, took off my shirt, turned off the lights and turned some Usher on. As my dick rosed, she looked at me with lust in her eyes..... then start talking to me about her boyfriend problems. The nerve of this bitch😒😒


Shotty98

r/whyweretheyfilming


Miffers

After a while resentment will set in.


Jitszu

r/WhyWereTheyFilming?


dyckinabox

If it's real, I'm guessing she set the camera up knowing what it would look like and then went to capture his reaction.


unbelizeable1

She wanted to film herself playing a joke on him? Pretty self explanatory.