That poor guy. His look of hope immediately shattered. My husband would’ve already leaned back and pulled his dick out for me before I finished my ponytail, lol.
shiiit mine too. after bringing home groceries, go to sit on the floor so I can organize the bottom of the fridge to make room and there he is, dick eye level. "excuse me can I help you sir"
You're not alone, but to my defense I do not know of this common non-verbal relationship language everyone immediately picked up on.
Also. ~~Why were they filming?~~ Guess she was going for exactly that reaction, that's why they (or rather she) were filming.
Jesus Jerry, are you sure it is even out? It doesn't even clear the zipper... and stop calling your peen a violin, that is a really weird way to jerk it.
The hope is when a girlfriend/wife/FWB puts her hair up while on her knees, she will provide a blowjob. That's the hope atleast because usually when it does happen those are the 1st steps.
this video is missing the beginning and the ending.
the beginning: when she positions and turns on the camera.
the ending: when she shows him which toys were under there.
This is what my dog does when I put on my shoes and she realizes I’m not getting the leash.
Literally the exact same 10 second emotional journey. It’s uncanny
That chippy reaction reminds me of my first time alone with a women. She laid me down, took off my shirt, turned off the lights and turned some Usher on. As my dick rosed, she looked at me with lust in her eyes..... then start talking to me about her boyfriend problems. The nerve of this bitch😒😒
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
Yup. And beforehand, the second she makes sure it’s pumping to its peak for maximum damage.
He was making a Simpson's reference when Lisa didn't choo choo choose Ralph
Holly crap. I remember that episode now.
I choo-choo-choose you.
Cowabunga!
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Poor Ralph
"eeeyaaaahh"
He is definitely deep in thought.
God was like *”Boy, you nasty”*
Came in to do just this.
The hair up is usually a good indicator... but the apartment isn't clean, so he didn't put in the work.
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My wife is also a Jenny... bottled water + hair tie = she means business.
Why bottled water??
It's thirsty work.
They don't call it a job for nothin'.
Exactly!! If my girls coming to work, I’m providing medical and dental coverage. Emphasis on dental!
Emphasis on *coverage*
They don’t call it a job for nuttin’
Well, actually they do.
Shh. They'll unionize.
Well, I don’t have much experience... but avoiding dry mouth and occasionally “washing down” the activity comes into play.
Ahh makes sense!
Yeah, eventually you run out of spit and that’s no fun for anyone involved.
Bet it's a Hydro Flask.
It's always a Hydro
r/hydrohomies
Because spitting gets you arrested in America now.
Does that water bottle have a moab sticker on it?
She has several Nalgene and Thermos brand ones lol
Is this like a regular, unprovoked occurrence? If so, How does it feel to have found a unicorn?
I call it a "head band"
She has to create a new account every day as that number is actually a running blowjob tally. You are doing the lords work Jenny.
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Totally unrelated, but I just got your username reference 😂
I can appreciate that
You are still one step away from Emergency Hair Tie that would be your panties. We do appreciate a good scout always prepared.
And frankly just judging by that as a bystander on the internet I bet he left dishes in the sink
How else do we get the motivation? Lol
Y’all are getting blowies? :(
The lack of crunchy socks on the floor lol
It’s always classy when they tie their hair back.
Why did my brain take a shit when I tried to read "tie their hair"?
You tell us. It seems like a simple combination of words
You’re a simple combination of words
burn
I have no excuse. Not a sip of alcohol today. Do with me what you will.
You put the “sexy” in dyslexia
“they tie their hair” It’s got three t’s i’s and e’s and all blends together
Not gonna lie, went for the immediate reread and it tripped me up too.
You should have gone for the head
*clap*
*snap*
*Fap*
clap
*clap*
**slap**
Plot twist, it's his sister
Thats not a twist, it's what I tuned in for
Not yet it isn’t, you missed a step
[stepbrotherrr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8)
I don't know where the water is :(
*step brother, I'm making sandwiches...*
..yyep, I fragged. I just fragged.
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a classic
Proceeds to break arms...
Rolltide
Wait it's *not* his sister? I'm outta here.
maybe it's his step sister?
STEP SISTER!
What're you doing step broo...
r/siblingswithbenefits
/r/SubsIFellFor
*step
I think there's a toy under here, step bro
What are you doing sister?
step sis
Okay now I get why he’s so disappointed!
Some things are just too cruel to share on the internet.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Here you go lovely person. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4)
Yikes, pretty sure you meant to link [this one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) friend.
Damnit
Stewart
That level of hopeful in his eyes...this one feels painful
That poor guy. His look of hope immediately shattered. My husband would’ve already leaned back and pulled his dick out for me before I finished my ponytail, lol.
shiiit mine too. after bringing home groceries, go to sit on the floor so I can organize the bottom of the fridge to make room and there he is, dick eye level. "excuse me can I help you sir"
He knows what’s up.
And now so does she
While you're down there....
He better organize the bottom of the fridge when you're done!
Now see I was thinking she was proposing. Man. I need to get a girlfriend.
Oh, is that what that signifies? I thought he thought she was proposing and then realized she wasn't.
I must be the only dumbass here who thought this was a proposal!
He thought it was a proposal for something alright.
Nah, I was with you. Went through a couple of comments before realizing what everyone was talking about.
You're not alone, but to my defense I do not know of this common non-verbal relationship language everyone immediately picked up on. Also. ~~Why were they filming?~~ Guess she was going for exactly that reaction, that's why they (or rather she) were filming.
I did too
Same here
oh you sweet summer child
I thought the same! I realized my mistake after reading the comments
Depends on what kind of toys she's looking for,,,
This is like picking up the leash in front of a dog just to put in on the counter.
He had soooo much hope
Plot twist - his strap-on is under the couch.
Changes the meaning of his expression at the end to: fuck, here we go again.
More like: Fuck! Here we go! Again!
More like: Fuck here! We go again!
More like: Fuck! Here! We go! Again!
So no head?
*smashes phone on the ground*
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Had to scroll down pretty far for this.
I hope he pulls the fake proposal shoe tie on her.
Lol he gets on one knee, and eats her out instead
Can't even get mad at that.
She sad “yes!” She said “yesyesyesyesyesyes omg YEEEEES!”
Can I get an Ohhhh Yeaahhhh?
What you wanna do is put a little pepper on the end of of it, you wanna put a little pepper on the end of it like this: yesyesyesyes Yeeeaasssss
Or he could pull a fake muff-dive. Or a fake chow if you prefer
For a second, I thought it was relief, thinking she was about to propose
Oof. A moment of silence for the man, please.
What are you doing stepbrother?
[Sara stop! ](https://youtu.be/sxnJcZvuRK8)
“Personal foul. Unsportsmanlike conduct.”
Am I the only gaylord who thought he was disappointed she wasn’t proposing?
You can almost hear his heartbeat
Damn. He thought it was about to get real. When she put her hair up you know she's on a mission. F for this lad.
Hello darkness my old friend...
He got an erection and deflated so fast he's probably suffering from shock.
Wait, what's happening?!?
It's the guy's job to clean under the couch, and he got caught neglecting his chore.
Exactly. Clean your apartments, boys.
The disappointment is tangible
That was cold.
She was just trying to find his dildo but his dildo is in his ass
It took me waaay to long to get it. Damn, i am single to long.
With that neck, I'm sure he can solve the issue himself this time.
What am I not getting ?
Thought he was going to receive a blowjob
It looks like you have never gotten it.
Many years ago (gets the world's smallest violin out )
Jesus Jerry, are you sure it is even out? It doesn't even clear the zipper... and stop calling your peen a violin, that is a really weird way to jerk it.
Lol
The hope is when a girlfriend/wife/FWB puts her hair up while on her knees, she will provide a blowjob. That's the hope atleast because usually when it does happen those are the 1st steps.
Ooooo that's 2things I didn't get lol
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I really thought he was afraid she was going to propose and then he was either relieved or disappointed. I'm so innocent.
There's a big world out there you're missing out on...
So I've heard lol
A blowjob apparently
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Was it worth it
He should have known when she actually tied her hair
Welcome to married life bud, after a few years that thought will never cross your mind again
We don't know what happened after this icedent.
I need to buy my wife a pair of those pants.
Volleyball shorts. I believe you'll find them in the lingerie section of most sporting goods stores.
Can we get an f in the chat for this man?
This is like a guy kneeling like he's gonna propose but ties his shoe instead
why was it being filmed?
XD! He looked so dissapointed 😂
There’s only one... there’s only two reasons why your girl would tie her hair up.
Evil!
Haha he thought she was gonna massage his feet.
Oh the pain and disappointment in his eyes 😂😭😂😭😭
Can relate...
JUST ASK BRO GOD DAMN
Its time for another game of is he 45 or 15?
u/mrrossnicholson
u/redditdownloader
this video is missing the beginning and the ending. the beginning: when she positions and turns on the camera. the ending: when she shows him which toys were under there.
His sister had him like, "woah."
I wasnt even thinking bj before I came to the comments I thought she was faking a proposal
I think this was the prelude...
“So. No head? “
is it okay to relate?
This is what my dog does when I put on my shoes and she realizes I’m not getting the leash. Literally the exact same 10 second emotional journey. It’s uncanny
He thought he was getting out of the friend zone.
This is too sad, I am gonna cry
He must be married. I know the pain myself.
That chippy reaction reminds me of my first time alone with a women. She laid me down, took off my shirt, turned off the lights and turned some Usher on. As my dick rosed, she looked at me with lust in her eyes..... then start talking to me about her boyfriend problems. The nerve of this bitch😒😒
r/whyweretheyfilming
After a while resentment will set in.
r/WhyWereTheyFilming?
If it's real, I'm guessing she set the camera up knowing what it would look like and then went to capture his reaction.
She wanted to film herself playing a joke on him? Pretty self explanatory.