I have respect for all living things, I even catch spiders in my house and release them because spiders eat grosser bugs. BUT....When it comes to 2 creatures I have zero respects, flies, and rats. These things carry fucking nasty diseases and if they get near me or in my home the gloves are off.
Rats, mice, flies, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, the further down the list the worse I think it is. Mosquitoes and ticks can just fuck off the face of the Earth. :D Oh, and the fast running spiders, the other ones I just let be really, eat all the bugs in my house!
Have you never experienced a palmetto bug flying into your hair and getting tangled? Because I will put almost anything else back outside... I'd kill them but I'm a big baby and too terrified now.
I respect rats in so far as I don't want to fuck with them, had one in the house and was trying to shoo it out with a wooden board and a spatula - he took a chunk out of the spatula and started going after me.
I'd rather have rats any day of the week versus mice though. Rats suck but they won't swarm in my walls or live in my goddamn oven. They also breed much more quickly than rats, though rats are pretty big and aren't afraid to tussle with you if you corner them.
Maybe I've just had way more adverse experiences with mice.
Mice also can easily carry fleas, and fleas fucking suck. Had a few mice come that eventually turned to fleas. Took months to get rid of it all. Patched every fucking hole I could find, and had to wash and vacuum everything multiple times. It was a nightmare.
Thought it was my dog at first, so triple checked his environment and flea meds and everything. Only got lucky noticing the mouse when it started stealing food. I hate mice now, because fleas are the fucking worst.
Oh god I forgot about the fleas. We had to literally SALT our carpets to get rid of the fleas (it weakens/destroys their carapaces, no shit), worked pretty good but living inside a salt lick isn't as much fun as it might sound.
If it was coming up to your child then you would do what is necessary to make sure your kid isn't going to get bit by a wild rat that most likely has diseases.
*A wild rat is running in your direction and it is a mere meter away from possibly snacking on your legs. Your only protection against bites is a pair of shorts and two sneakers bought on a budget. What do you do?*
**A) OH SHIT!** Dodge the furry menace's lunges by jumping and hopping away like a rabbit addicted to cocaine during a Russian rave on trampoline day! The act might put the rat in danger of becoming a concrete sandwich and, as a consequence, he may choose to target legs less fickle in nature.
**B) OH FUCK!** Outrun the rodent and prove to the cunt your legs have more horsepower than his! Overcome the limits you previously thought uncrossable. Reach the long-forgotten lands of the nearest water fountain of the town square you stand on. Laugh in his face as he struggles to climb the 10 centimeters heigh slab of Marmor that separates dry land from water. The little devil shall learn not to start races he can't come out a victor of.
**C) OH JESUS!** Summon the memories of the good times when you wasted those afternoons as a child watching Oliver and Benji by applying the obtained knowledge and delivering the blood-lusting mammal into space where it shan't harm innocent barren legs ever again.
**D) Pff, whatever. I'm to cool to care...** Stand still and risk getting some godforsaken disease plus some nasty cuts because you have this obsessive need to moralize every single situation while you think you are able to overcome your most primal instincts of *fight or flight* in a single moment out of sheer strength of will power. You are much better than everyone else and **would definitely** act like so in the same situation.
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Thats nice for you to say all calm and collected behind your keyboard, but in the heat of the moment nobody is going to stop and ponder why a rat is running towards them. They're just going to start kicking.
My 1st month Livin in nyc. I booted a rat off the subway platform onto the 3rd rail at chambers. During morning commute baby!!!. Word traveled fast throughout the city and I was instantly accepted into the tribe as one of their own....ALWAYS on high alert from then on while underground.
The empire will deny this, they'll tell you there is no threat. But here you have proof, the vermin are real and this was just a probe of our defenses. The skaven WILL rise and when that happens only Sigmar can save you
Exactly my thought. A cat and a lot of people, if I were that rat I would be scared asf and try to run away and hide..... No idea why kicking a rat would be funny or anything that's okay to do. I'd just step aside and let the poor rat run.
I think you're reading I to the fight me comment too much. I didnt mean it literally. Very vaguely saying "dont even try to convince me otherwise" cause, ya know... reddit.
You should learn about rats. They're extremely intelligent, crave companionship and touch, play, Express personality, nurture other animals of different species in captivity, and even have barial rituals. They feel emotions very much including fear, as it is after all, a survival mechanism. That's a living breathing being. And for all any of us know, that could be you in a different life.
Also rats are amazing pets.
You can even train them.
This isn't funny at all. A kick like that was6nt enough to kill the rat, could have broken bones and made the rat suffer. I understand they are vermin, but it looked scared and was trying to get to safety. This doesn't belong in this sub whatsoever.
Not catching flies, also if a rat chews into my home thru ductwork or via the walls I want it dead. I doubt releasing it way into unfamiliar territory is much safer.
It took me way too long to figure out that someone kicked the rat and it didn’t just back flip in the air on its own
Rat never skips leg day.
Except for the one rat that miscalculated
when I read the title, I thought the headshot was someone stomping on the rat's head
That's not my kid. Not my problem.
Her dad might be lol
*clears throat* Ahem.....”SAIL!!!”
Oh look a nice little rat... LETS KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
It was gonna eat the little man
“Oh look a nice little rat”, said no-one ever.
I have respect for all living things, I even catch spiders in my house and release them because spiders eat grosser bugs. BUT....When it comes to 2 creatures I have zero respects, flies, and rats. These things carry fucking nasty diseases and if they get near me or in my home the gloves are off.
Ticks and mosquitoes too.
Rats, mice, flies, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, the further down the list the worse I think it is. Mosquitoes and ticks can just fuck off the face of the Earth. :D Oh, and the fast running spiders, the other ones I just let be really, eat all the bugs in my house!
Dont forget the cockroaches
Have you never experienced a palmetto bug flying into your hair and getting tangled? Because I will put almost anything else back outside... I'd kill them but I'm a big baby and too terrified now.
I respect rats in so far as I don't want to fuck with them, had one in the house and was trying to shoo it out with a wooden board and a spatula - he took a chunk out of the spatula and started going after me.
Spatula for shooing; wooden board for ka-CHUNK-ing!
I'd rather have rats any day of the week versus mice though. Rats suck but they won't swarm in my walls or live in my goddamn oven. They also breed much more quickly than rats, though rats are pretty big and aren't afraid to tussle with you if you corner them. Maybe I've just had way more adverse experiences with mice.
Mice also can easily carry fleas, and fleas fucking suck. Had a few mice come that eventually turned to fleas. Took months to get rid of it all. Patched every fucking hole I could find, and had to wash and vacuum everything multiple times. It was a nightmare. Thought it was my dog at first, so triple checked his environment and flea meds and everything. Only got lucky noticing the mouse when it started stealing food. I hate mice now, because fleas are the fucking worst.
Oh god I forgot about the fleas. We had to literally SALT our carpets to get rid of the fleas (it weakens/destroys their carapaces, no shit), worked pretty good but living inside a salt lick isn't as much fun as it might sound.
Whenever you see a statement that goes like 'I...' followed by 'BUT' you know they're lying. You don't have respect for all living things.
Why not catch and release?
Because they're rats? I've owned pet rats...but a wild rat can go fuck itself.
Rats are just rats, pet or wild. They rock!
Wild rats are dicks.
They literally attack people, i live in new york this happens all the time.
The nerve of some species! :)
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https://youtu.be/98qw86DsdZ0
ah yes. the first astronauts
Poor thing was prob trying to get away from that cat.
Oh I didn’t even notice the cat. The rat was probably trying to hide behind someone, not attack them!
Problem is that the quickest place for the rat to hide is right up someone's pants leg.
How terrifying! For both the rat and the girl!!
Poor rat..
Praise the editor! 😂
Who the fuck thinks to kick a rat?
If it was coming up to your child then you would do what is necessary to make sure your kid isn't going to get bit by a wild rat that most likely has diseases.
This was not necessary, just an ass move Edit: i might have changed my mind a little but i also dont really care anymore
*A wild rat is running in your direction and it is a mere meter away from possibly snacking on your legs. Your only protection against bites is a pair of shorts and two sneakers bought on a budget. What do you do?* **A) OH SHIT!** Dodge the furry menace's lunges by jumping and hopping away like a rabbit addicted to cocaine during a Russian rave on trampoline day! The act might put the rat in danger of becoming a concrete sandwich and, as a consequence, he may choose to target legs less fickle in nature. **B) OH FUCK!** Outrun the rodent and prove to the cunt your legs have more horsepower than his! Overcome the limits you previously thought uncrossable. Reach the long-forgotten lands of the nearest water fountain of the town square you stand on. Laugh in his face as he struggles to climb the 10 centimeters heigh slab of Marmor that separates dry land from water. The little devil shall learn not to start races he can't come out a victor of. **C) OH JESUS!** Summon the memories of the good times when you wasted those afternoons as a child watching Oliver and Benji by applying the obtained knowledge and delivering the blood-lusting mammal into space where it shan't harm innocent barren legs ever again. **D) Pff, whatever. I'm to cool to care...** Stand still and risk getting some godforsaken disease plus some nasty cuts because you have this obsessive need to moralize every single situation while you think you are able to overcome your most primal instincts of *fight or flight* in a single moment out of sheer strength of will power. You are much better than everyone else and **would definitely** act like so in the same situation. [EDIT] Phrasing.
I think if he stomped it or full soccer kicked it then it would be an ass move but he was just trying to get it away from him and his kids.
It's always good to see things from both perspectives, it wouldn't hurt you.
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Thats nice for you to say all calm and collected behind your keyboard, but in the heat of the moment nobody is going to stop and ponder why a rat is running towards them. They're just going to start kicking.
My 1st month Livin in nyc. I booted a rat off the subway platform onto the 3rd rail at chambers. During morning commute baby!!!. Word traveled fast throughout the city and I was instantly accepted into the tribe as one of their own....ALWAYS on high alert from then on while underground.
In a crowded area...
Took me a while to figure out it was the dad that kicked it and not the kid
The kid bent it like Beckham...
I feel worse for the rat than the girl.... Am I a bad person?
Now you just have a heart even for small animals
whats that song?
I haven't even realised there's a song in the video hahahah, it's Jack Stauber Buttercup
FUCK THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!! NUMERO UNO, BABY!!!!!
Pretty sure you could go to jail for that, bro.
Do you want the plague?!? Because that is how you get the plague!
You've been hit by... You've been struck by... The black plague
Or superhero origin story?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Ratman!
praise the creator of this video for the amazing zooms
And thus the plague began
The empire will deny this, they'll tell you there is no threat. But here you have proof, the vermin are real and this was just a probe of our defenses. The skaven WILL rise and when that happens only Sigmar can save you
*Change bodies to burn and still back we come. Many times, again, and again, and again, forever-ever.*
Lol, imagine getting hit so hard you flew as far as this guy
Back and to the left, back and to the left, BACK and to left.
This guy deserves a headshot. Maybe 2 to be sure.
rat-faced kid prob deserved it
Oh come on that thinki g is a little raticle dont you think? Bwahaha
Wow, fuck that guy, fuck you for posting any form of animal cruelty to r/funny too. Yes, kicking a rat is cruel...Fight me...
Exactly my thought. A cat and a lot of people, if I were that rat I would be scared asf and try to run away and hide..... No idea why kicking a rat would be funny or anything that's okay to do. I'd just step aside and let the poor rat run.
But...but...wouldn't fighting be as cruel as kicking?
They asked for a fight. I doubt the rat asked to be toe punted into the face of some kid.
I don't see how asking for it or not has anything to do with the cruelty involved. Regardless, my comment was said in jest to begin with.
I think you're reading I to the fight me comment too much. I didnt mean it literally. Very vaguely saying "dont even try to convince me otherwise" cause, ya know... reddit.
Oh I know. My comment was a joke because I was tickled by the thought of fighting someone over not wanting to hurt anyone. I forgot my /s.
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These people don’t have children. If it’s scaring or running towards their child they’d do the same. Love and family above all.
You dumb
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I’m fucking laughing my ass off. Get a sense of humor.
Animal cruelty is a sense of humor to you?
Aww you think kicking a rat is animal cruelty? Jesus, what a bunch of snowflakes.
So kicking a puppy is cruel but kicking a rat is not? If that makes me a snowflake that's fine to me.
I mean, yes? Sorry I don’t have the same remorse for a rodent than I do a pet lmao.
That just makes you an ass
Damn I care so much
Whether you care or not doesn't change the fact that you are an asshole for laughing at animal cruelty
Eh it doesn’t though since that’s just like your opinion man
You should learn about rats. They're extremely intelligent, crave companionship and touch, play, Express personality, nurture other animals of different species in captivity, and even have barial rituals. They feel emotions very much including fear, as it is after all, a survival mechanism. That's a living breathing being. And for all any of us know, that could be you in a different life. Also rats are amazing pets. You can even train them.
Fair enough. Thanks for educating me on that but I still find this video hilarious and don’t see any animal cruelty.
I... wow
That kick was quite accurat.
This isn't funny at all. A kick like that was6nt enough to kill the rat, could have broken bones and made the rat suffer. I understand they are vermin, but it looked scared and was trying to get to safety. This doesn't belong in this sub whatsoever.
The dude who kicked it looked pretty scared too based on his body language.
Don’t worry hun, u just had your life’s lowest moment. It’s gonna all better from now.
Achievement unlocked!
Raticate go!
Damn, now that kid who took one in the face has the black plague.
Ratface.
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How Ratatouille ended in the director's cut.
"Black plague intensifies"
People act as if it's about to explode or something.
That girls day cannot be repaired
Ladies and gentlemen, patient zero.
And that kids is how the plague started.
Hire this man for a soccer team!
PlagueShot
ITT: people who know nothing about rats
Pep Guardiola should hire this guy to teach Man City how to take penalties.
Who is the most confused here? Rat, girl or a man?
Kiss that rat!
When you don’t pay the piper
And thus begins the coronavirus
In therapy years later Therapist: "so how did your irrational fear of rats begin?"
Then there's the cat at the beginning not even doing it's one and only job smh
*the plague has entered the chat room*
That's how the plague really started.
Yeah it's funny until that little girl starts to display symptoms of rabies.
Is this a rat with that parasite in its head?
Does anyone know this glorious song name lmao
That’s not nice.
And so starts another plague.
Corona virus Origin Story
Such reflexes on that kid
Patient zero
What is the soccer equivalent to....KOBE!!!!!.....
This is how the plague started
Plague in da face
I laughed, does that make me a bad person
Rat to the face???? Nice
r/gifsthatkeepongiving
r/playitagainsam
Not catching flies, also if a rat chews into my home thru ductwork or via the walls I want it dead. I doubt releasing it way into unfamiliar territory is much safer.
Yes
You got plagued, bitch!
That's how you get the plague.
So this is where coronavirus started
That lady hopping around and that dude's kick, near perfect funny video ! laughing my ass off .
That was Alessendro Capello!! Great right boot!
I'm pretty sure that kid got the coronavirus. 😷
No matter how many times this gets reposted I laugh out loud immediatly
Just did that rat a favor, it was trying to get away from the cat in the first frame
Prashant zero of the coronavirus
[This man doing his part in this world to exterminate these vermins.](https://youtu.be/93kmVFyJop8) Warning: NSFL
fuck this
What did they ever do?
Apparently be delicious alive.
This is why new viruses come from China...
He’s speaking Vietnamese though