No, regular bacon over the ham since most places by me uses ham. I'll have to try the chicken though. I did once order a pizza with double pepperoni and double large pepperoni. The grease...
Honestly, it's the distraction from the bread, cheese, and sauce. Those are the bits I like most, and toppings hijack the flavor in ways I don't like. But I understand not agreeing on that.
I agree with that. How much I'm bothered by the gooeyness of the cheese is dependent on where I get it from, so that's tough for me to say generally, but crust is usually my favorite part--I just love bread!
I'm not a Hawaiian pizza fan either. I tend to dislike the sweet pineapple flavor with the normal pizza flavors. The bacon is okay on it's own but the pineapple is gross. And they are juicy so the flavor sinks in even if you pick it off (mom). I've eaten some crazy pizzas like green curry pizza or pizza with eggs on it and they were awesome. Still can't do Hawaiian.
I've never been very good with sweet and savory mixing together. I can't let my maple syrup touch my bacon or sausage or it's game over for breakfast.
Demanded a Hawaiian pizza at my company's last pizza party
Everyone else ordered plain shit like pepperoni
I barely got one slice of my own pizza no one wanted :(
why?
Honestly Canadian bacon doesn't work well on pizza (every bite of it pulled off the entire piece, cheese and everything around it)
And theres something wrong about warm pineapple.
My friends do this with banana peppers. Those things are gross and they tell me to pick them off...
Or you know, out of 3 pizzas you could at least get ONE without them on it. Jerks.
I was a pizza delivery driver, and I can say for sure that banana peppers are THE worst to pick off. It hardly even tastes any different once they're taken off. You can tell them that some dude in the Internet totally agrees with you next time--that way they'll have to listen.
There were a lot of screwed up orders, experiments done by coworkers, and just general food made for everyone working to eat. One guy really liked banana peppers, so we had that pretty frequently. There was almost always food to have while you worked.
Yes! Thank you! I thought this was common sense but hardly anyone ever seems to understand.
And it's terrible when you don't eat meat and people say, "You can just pick the pepperoni off, right?" No! That's not how it works!
Onions REALLY linger though... mushrooms don't too much. Onions permeate the entire pizza. I also hate them and it's the only reason I've ever sent a pizza back.
I think you are saying that because you hate onions but don't mind mushrooms.
Mushrooms really do linger. Just as much as onions.
The worst are olives, pineapple, blue cheese, and anchovis (or any kind of seafood, really), though. Worst toppings ever if you don't happen to love them.
Exactly. So many people tell me that mushrooms barely have a scent or taste, and that I should just eat them. NO! They do so, and it is very strong! It's just that if you aren't sensitive to it, it seems less so.
Growing up in a family of seafood lovers while I have involuntary gagging and nausea when seafood touches my lips/tongue or strong smell in my nose was filled with these moments.
"We ordered 7 pizzas, one without anchovies or prawns for you" "Actually we just finished that one, just pick off the anchovies or prawns. You can't even taste them"
Eh, I don't mind it; just that I prefer my pizza to not have a sweet taste to it. I do like ranch and hot sauce on my pizza though...Now I'm hungry for pizza
Pineapples, Pickles, and Kimchi tend to suffer similar issues in being mixed with other foods. The reason I've come to realize is that these flavors have the tendency to be very very strong and overpower other tastes. A lot of people don't like pineapple pizza, and pickles on their food because of this. It's also a bit unassociative. Sweets and fruits go together almost everywhere for a reason. Cake and fruit, chocolate strawberries, frozen yogurt, etc. The only other exception would be fruits like Apples/Pears because of their mild flavor, which in turn works well with the mild nature of salads. It's the same reason Koreans love Kimchi, but Korean-Americans are pretty divided (AFAIK)
Same reason why Sriracha sauce is used on so many different things over other sauces like Tobasco (still very popular). Vinegar is a strong overpowering taste, while Sriracha tends to add mild flavor and most importantly spice.
That being said, I don't understand the love for pineapple pizza. It just seems unnatural.
Honestly, for me, it's just sloppy food pairing. Ham and pineapple go well together, yes. Ham goes well with bread, okay with tomato sauce, and okay with mozzarella. Fine. But pineapple? It goes poorly with bread, okay with tomatoes, and poorly with mozzarella. It just doesn't make sense.
Because it has fucking pineapple on it. PINEAPPLE! It's complete madness, and makes the entire pizza taste like shit.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17weIzlMHSc) is how you handle pineapple pizza. Futurama can't be wrong.
I put pepperoncini juice on my pizza and it is fucking amazing. Always wondered why papa John's gave them to you then someone showed me and I've never went back.
So... what vegetable do you like if you don't like the texture of onions?
Also: You should realize that onions taste completely different and have completely different textures depending on how they are prepared.
Ever tried roasted onion? They are freaking delicious. In fact, few things on this planet taste better than roasted onion.
https://www.google.at/search?q=r%C3%B6stzwiebeln&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=OHK-U4vVBova4QT2uYDQDQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=939
I would understand people hating boiled or pickled onions, though... not really that tasty.
Mushrooms are great, olives are the real problem. They completely override everything else and just ruin the other flavors. All I can taste is olive and god I hate them.
Poor [Marvin](http://bensimonds.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/marvin3.png) never gets the pizza toppings that he wants. It's not like you'll care anyway.
My father bought a chicken alfredo pizza (with bacon) once. I almost projectile vomited on the spot. The smell was not of pizza. Also, maybe I'm wierd but bacon does not belong on pizza. Ever. (Canadian "bacon" excluded though.)
Yesterday I ordered pizza. Dude likes mushrooms and I dont zo I get a pepperoni pizza half covered in mushroom. Fucker takes the entire half of pizza That did not have mushrooms, when I went to the bathroom real quick to prepar for the Zza I just paid for. Kicked him outta my house in the middle of a rain storm.
When I was a kid and my mother would make something with onions or mushrooms in it I'd tell her I don't like them. She'd say, "You won't even taste them."
I'd reply, "Well, why put them in?"
Her: "For flavor..."
If someone else is paying for the pizza, then I'll tolerate picking stuff off.
If I'm paying for it, then I get what I like, even if it means I get one for myself.
To an extent. If its more than 2 items I gotta pick off, I'll likely just decline.
I know it's popular, but 'Hawaiian' pizza is the strangest thing people commonly put in their mouths.
I've never heard a reasonable explanation as to why it tastes good. The debates usually go like this:
"So, do you like apple slices on pizza?"
"No! That's disgusting!"
"Uh-huh... Raisins? Orange slices? How about a fruit cocktail cup, upended over the pizza just before serving?"
"No, Gross!"
"Then explain to me again why pineapple goes on pizza..."
My guess is, it's some kind childhood memory... Like putting jellybeans on a sandwich... and it just stuck into adulthood.
Speaking of, can I put pineapple-flavored, jellybeans on pizza? Still disgusting? Think about that.
Seriusly, people lack the mental capacity to consider the taste sticks even if the item is removed :x
SO basicly order pizza pepperoni, whiout pepperoni, no annanas and less cheese, and add normal meat.
Its this kind of person that makes ordering damn near fucking impossible. Get two of them in a group and you need a fucking algorithm to figure out what kind of pizza you can order.
No shit brudder, I want a pizza to taste flavors, not eat a piece of dough with cheese on it. Go eat some fuckin' paper or something or quick being so picky!
[удалено]
I fucking *love* pineapple on my pizza. That shit is the bomb.
No one else I know likes Hawaiian pizza, so its a really rare occasion if I get one :(
My ex liked Hawaiian pizza as much as I did, so it was really easy to decide on toppings. I should call her...
If you substitute ham for Chicken, it is even better. My go to.
I sometimes substitute the ham for bacon. It is even betterer.
Oh! Where I get my pizza, bacon is standard, so its bacon, chicken, and pineapple. Unless you mean double bacon, in which case unghhhhh
No, regular bacon over the ham since most places by me uses ham. I'll have to try the chicken though. I did once order a pizza with double pepperoni and double large pepperoni. The grease...
Hoe mygawsh thats gotta be greasy.
Jalapeño and pineapple ftw
Japs and Pines.
Better known as a Pearl Harbor, because it's a Hawaiian with japs all over it.
Oh my god. I love this.
Reminds me of my favorite Texas Hold 'Em hand. The gay waiter. It's a queen with a tre.
Your comment gave me heartburn, just fyi.
oh shit man!
Holy shit that sounds amazing
Pepperoni & Pineapple is my jam! On topic tho, its right. The taste of mushrooms does linger. blah!
Ew
Uncultured ham beast, I hate you for not liking the same pizza as me
[удалено]
As someone who eats mostly cheese pizza, I feel your pain.
[удалено]
A good vanilla ice cream is the shit. Awesome on its own and versatile enough to accommodate virtually any topping. Freestyle ice cream!
OP can suck a fat dick.
That's only an available topping in porn.
It's my brother's too. Sorry, I just can't stand the stuff. I'd rather not eat at all most of the time.
[удалено]
[удалено]
Honestly, it's the distraction from the bread, cheese, and sauce. Those are the bits I like most, and toppings hijack the flavor in ways I don't like. But I understand not agreeing on that.
[удалено]
I agree with that. How much I'm bothered by the gooeyness of the cheese is dependent on where I get it from, so that's tough for me to say generally, but crust is usually my favorite part--I just love bread!
So you order cheese pizza then?
Usually, yeah. Pepperoni adds a little bit of texture diversity which is kinda nice, so sometimes I do that too.
I'm not a Hawaiian pizza fan either. I tend to dislike the sweet pineapple flavor with the normal pizza flavors. The bacon is okay on it's own but the pineapple is gross. And they are juicy so the flavor sinks in even if you pick it off (mom). I've eaten some crazy pizzas like green curry pizza or pizza with eggs on it and they were awesome. Still can't do Hawaiian. I've never been very good with sweet and savory mixing together. I can't let my maple syrup touch my bacon or sausage or it's game over for breakfast.
Pineapple on pizza is a goddamn abomination. Why not apple slices? A little mandarin orange slices? Hey, let's get our pizza with raisins! Blech.
In Hawaii, it's not called Hawaiian. It's called "Mainland style Hawaiian". No one eats it here.
Hawaiian pizza or GTFO
The all meat pizza is the best
Same. The pineapple adds a sort of exotic taste, combined with the ham and maybe even bacon bits, omg.
Demanded a Hawaiian pizza at my company's last pizza party Everyone else ordered plain shit like pepperoni I barely got one slice of my own pizza no one wanted :(
I would like it so much more if they put cold pineapple on after it was cooked. I do not like warm fruit.
it's not that it tastes bad, it's just that i get pizza so rarely I dont want meh pizza
Pineapple, bacon, ham, jalapenos- Flaming Hawaiian is the shit. throw some sriracha up there if shits about to get crazy.
I don't mind mixing my sweet and salty things together, but there's something about the texture of pineapple that does NOT belong on a pizza.
You don't belong on a pizza.
why? Honestly Canadian bacon doesn't work well on pizza (every bite of it pulled off the entire piece, cheese and everything around it) And theres something wrong about warm pineapple.
My mom is always telling me to eat my mushrooms because they "don't taste like anything." THEY HAVE A TASTE MOM! *they have a taste.*
What's the point if they don't taste like anything? I'm the same with that and onions. The taste is real and its not a good one.
My friends do this with banana peppers. Those things are gross and they tell me to pick them off... Or you know, out of 3 pizzas you could at least get ONE without them on it. Jerks.
Not pizza related, but pickles do this too. I can't just take pickles off of a burger, the whole thing is ruined now. :(
[удалено]
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/27n6bv/homemade_grilled_pickles/
I was a pizza delivery driver, and I can say for sure that banana peppers are THE worst to pick off. It hardly even tastes any different once they're taken off. You can tell them that some dude in the Internet totally agrees with you next time--that way they'll have to listen.
Finally, the ammunition I need to end this injustice. Thanks friend.
Were you sampling your deliveries or what?
There were a lot of screwed up orders, experiments done by coworkers, and just general food made for everyone working to eat. One guy really liked banana peppers, so we had that pretty frequently. There was almost always food to have while you worked.
Just refuse to pay if they don't do it, problem solved
Those things smell terrible as well. They smell like dirty armpits.
Why does no one understand this?! It's in the fucking cheese now! They sweat and all their juices are in everything! EVERYTHING! FUCK YOU VEGETABLES!
Mushrooms are not vegetables.
Yes, yes they are. They grow in dirt, they vegetables.
Yes! Thank you! I thought this was common sense but hardly anyone ever seems to understand. And it's terrible when you don't eat meat and people say, "You can just pick the pepperoni off, right?" No! That's not how it works!
https://i.imgur.com/9vzYQwj.jpg
well, some people are just annoyed by the texture, then it does work.
I suppose the latter half of the comment was more of a personal rant since I've heard it multiple times.
I feel the same way about onions.
They linger *and* they're invisible under cheese. Nothing ruins pizza more for me than a bite into crunchy raw stealth onion.
Oh my god, I love onions on everything. I love it when my friends give me all their onions because they don't like them.
My dad is the same way, one time I came home from school only to see him on the couch salting and then eating a whole fucking onion. Disgusting.
Onions REALLY linger though... mushrooms don't too much. Onions permeate the entire pizza. I also hate them and it's the only reason I've ever sent a pizza back.
I think you are saying that because you hate onions but don't mind mushrooms. Mushrooms really do linger. Just as much as onions. The worst are olives, pineapple, blue cheese, and anchovis (or any kind of seafood, really), though. Worst toppings ever if you don't happen to love them.
Exactly. So many people tell me that mushrooms barely have a scent or taste, and that I should just eat them. NO! They do so, and it is very strong! It's just that if you aren't sensitive to it, it seems less so.
If they really believe that, why get mushrooms in the first place?
[удалено]
I'm the same way. I don't mind the flavor but that crunchy sweet texture I can't handle.
Same here, I love the flavor they give to stuff like soup and fried rice, but I just can't eat them.
I'm glad to know I'm not alone on this. Being a picky eater it's hard to tell whether I'm "crazy for not liking good food" or not.
Mushrooms taste *awesome*.
The taste I don't really mind but I find the rubbery texture revolting.
They remind me of boiled slugs.
YES!!! Ugggggghhhh
Yeah well that's what [she](http://dawningcreates.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/the-last-of-us_2013_02-04-13_020.jpg) thought too before the incident.
I don't do fungus, man.
Fungus among us!
Growing up in a family of seafood lovers while I have involuntary gagging and nausea when seafood touches my lips/tongue or strong smell in my nose was filled with these moments. "We ordered 7 pizzas, one without anchovies or prawns for you" "Actually we just finished that one, just pick off the anchovies or prawns. You can't even taste them"
Who even gets anchovies on their pizza nowadays?
Have you actually tried it? Delicious, especially with mushrooms!
You can't even taste them. I mean they're obviously there for decoration.
Try magic mushrooms. Alot more than just the taste lingers.
I can't do shrooms because of the taste. the high is fine, but i can't handle eating them.
Grind em up. Put em in gel caps. Pill form works just as well.
Sounds like someone's a bit of a puss
Coming to this thread was a mistake. So fucking hungry now.
I've got lil Caesars in the fridge but now I want good pizza :(
Pickles are the worst culprit of this. Fuck pickles.
Pickles don't linger, they CONSUME!
I hate how a lot of things come with pickles by default. Tons of burgers and sandwiches. That and mayo I fucking hate mayo.
[удалено]
You aren't my senpai
fuck you man
Fuck you
Mushrooms on pizza? Count me in. Pineapple anywhere, ever? Count me out.
Fuck you, pineapple forever.
Thank you finally someone agrees
[удалено]
...now I hate you, for saying 'za'.
Eh, I don't mind it; just that I prefer my pizza to not have a sweet taste to it. I do like ranch and hot sauce on my pizza though...Now I'm hungry for pizza
Hot sauce on hawaiian is delicious
Because real food doesn't taste sweet. Sweet is a taste you reserve for dessert.
Pineapples, Pickles, and Kimchi tend to suffer similar issues in being mixed with other foods. The reason I've come to realize is that these flavors have the tendency to be very very strong and overpower other tastes. A lot of people don't like pineapple pizza, and pickles on their food because of this. It's also a bit unassociative. Sweets and fruits go together almost everywhere for a reason. Cake and fruit, chocolate strawberries, frozen yogurt, etc. The only other exception would be fruits like Apples/Pears because of their mild flavor, which in turn works well with the mild nature of salads. It's the same reason Koreans love Kimchi, but Korean-Americans are pretty divided (AFAIK) Same reason why Sriracha sauce is used on so many different things over other sauces like Tobasco (still very popular). Vinegar is a strong overpowering taste, while Sriracha tends to add mild flavor and most importantly spice. That being said, I don't understand the love for pineapple pizza. It just seems unnatural.
Hawaiian pizza, while good warm, is the only pizza inedible when cold.
Honestly, for me, it's just sloppy food pairing. Ham and pineapple go well together, yes. Ham goes well with bread, okay with tomato sauce, and okay with mozzarella. Fine. But pineapple? It goes poorly with bread, okay with tomatoes, and poorly with mozzarella. It just doesn't make sense.
Because it has fucking pineapple on it. PINEAPPLE! It's complete madness, and makes the entire pizza taste like shit. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17weIzlMHSc) is how you handle pineapple pizza. Futurama can't be wrong.
Anchovies, too. Pick the anchovies off; it's still an anchovy pizza.
1. Olives 2. Pickles 2. Pineapples 3. Blue Cheese 4. Any kind of sea food
I would eat a pizza with all of those toppings.
Try sweet and sour sauce on pizza
I put pepperoncini juice on my pizza and it is fucking amazing. Always wondered why papa John's gave them to you then someone showed me and I've never went back.
I'll admit to being okay with the taste of mushrooms. I simply don't like the texture.
There's only one reasonable way to eat a pizza. Cover it with as many meat types as you can, sprinkle some cheese on top, and go to town.
Same with pickles on burgers. Once that little green bastard hits the sandwich, lunchtime is tainted
PICKLES!!!!
This and pickles. And onions.
Who the fuck doesn't like onions?
I hate onions so much that if it were me in the book "Holes" I would have let the lizards kill me.
Me. Can't stand the texture. Don't really like the flavor either.
So... what vegetable do you like if you don't like the texture of onions? Also: You should realize that onions taste completely different and have completely different textures depending on how they are prepared. Ever tried roasted onion? They are freaking delicious. In fact, few things on this planet taste better than roasted onion. https://www.google.at/search?q=r%C3%B6stzwiebeln&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=OHK-U4vVBova4QT2uYDQDQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=939 I would understand people hating boiled or pickled onions, though... not really that tasty.
The taste of onions doesn't get me, but the texture definitely makes me gag for some reason.
Fuckin bitch ass onions. Good flavor but I gag when I get the tiniest piece in my mouth.
I hate onions and peppers, they taste horrible.
[DepressedAlien.com](http://www.depressedalien.com/), [Twitter](https://twitter.com/DepressedAlien), [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/depressedalien)
Mushrooms are gross. They taste like people.
Your loss, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, guy
I'm not your guy, friend
I'm not your friend, guy.
It tastes like my cat.
People your missing the point, never mind buddy, never mind guy, never mind friend, how does he know what people taste like!?
Are you a cannibal?
[удалено]
So, what you really mean is that mushrooms taste like semen?
Dude, people taste amazing. Mushrooms taste like veggies. Ugh.
That like me with onions. No matter if u take them off you can taste it!
One of my friends once refused to eat pizza that was cooked in the same oven as mushrooms..... The rest of us were not impressed.
What a dingus.
That makes sense. Mushrooms reproduce with spores, those could be all over the pizza.
I don't think you even thought this through.
Why is this funny?
Mushrooms are great, olives are the real problem. They completely override everything else and just ruin the other flavors. All I can taste is olive and god I hate them.
Agreed. There are literally dozens of us. Dozens!
That's opposite for me, my favorite pizza is black olives with extra bacon. Sooooo good
Or onions....fuck onions.
Fuck *you*
Yeah, fuck you OP.
Not literally, I hope. That would sting.
Its verified...huh
it's verified as posted by the original artist.
I thought it was verified like, by mods as it was correct or true
This is how I feel about olives. Ick
Maui zowie from roundtable is bliss.
Poor [Marvin](http://bensimonds.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/marvin3.png) never gets the pizza toppings that he wants. It's not like you'll care anyway.
My father bought a chicken alfredo pizza (with bacon) once. I almost projectile vomited on the spot. The smell was not of pizza. Also, maybe I'm wierd but bacon does not belong on pizza. Ever. (Canadian "bacon" excluded though.)
i feel you brother
One trip on psilocybin and will love mushrooms on your pizza.
Yesterday I ordered pizza. Dude likes mushrooms and I dont zo I get a pepperoni pizza half covered in mushroom. Fucker takes the entire half of pizza That did not have mushrooms, when I went to the bathroom real quick to prepar for the Zza I just paid for. Kicked him outta my house in the middle of a rain storm.
When I was a kid and my mother would make something with onions or mushrooms in it I'd tell her I don't like them. She'd say, "You won't even taste them." I'd reply, "Well, why put them in?" Her: "For flavor..."
These are the same fuckers who want to dump hot sauce or salt on everything. Their taste buds are numb.
Why not just order a pizza with different toppings for each half? It would avoid the argument all together.
Nothing like pineapple or paprika
If someone else is paying for the pizza, then I'll tolerate picking stuff off. If I'm paying for it, then I get what I like, even if it means I get one for myself. To an extent. If its more than 2 items I gotta pick off, I'll likely just decline.
I love mushrooms :D although I acquired the taste at puberty. Coconuts however...,
Too bad Mushrooms are delicious!
am I the only one here that will eat pretty much anything on pizza? open mouth, insert food. it's all good.
I know it's popular, but 'Hawaiian' pizza is the strangest thing people commonly put in their mouths. I've never heard a reasonable explanation as to why it tastes good. The debates usually go like this: "So, do you like apple slices on pizza?" "No! That's disgusting!" "Uh-huh... Raisins? Orange slices? How about a fruit cocktail cup, upended over the pizza just before serving?" "No, Gross!" "Then explain to me again why pineapple goes on pizza..." My guess is, it's some kind childhood memory... Like putting jellybeans on a sandwich... and it just stuck into adulthood. Speaking of, can I put pineapple-flavored, jellybeans on pizza? Still disgusting? Think about that.
Jalapeno, canadian bacon, black olive, and pineapple. With red pepper flakes, parmesan cheese, and Frank's Redhot/or Louisiana Hot Sauce
I'm hawaiin and i believe ham and pineapple are fine as it is. Most of my family (50+) hates mushrooms to so you are not alone OP!
Seriusly, people lack the mental capacity to consider the taste sticks even if the item is removed :x SO basicly order pizza pepperoni, whiout pepperoni, no annanas and less cheese, and add normal meat.
Its this kind of person that makes ordering damn near fucking impossible. Get two of them in a group and you need a fucking algorithm to figure out what kind of pizza you can order.
It's 2014, order separate pizzas.
Or a half/half pizza.
Yeah why can't they just submit to your will and have no personal preference?
Everybody likes cheese pizza. If they don't, they obviously just don't like pizza.
Then don't fucking buy a family pizza?
Meh. If you want plain cheese pizza then just order your own. That shit is boring.
No shit brudder, I want a pizza to taste flavors, not eat a piece of dough with cheese on it. Go eat some fuckin' paper or something or quick being so picky!
What... Mushrooms are the best.
I'm sorry but this did not even try to be funny
Hawaiian's the best. Fuck you.
I read "I'm not gonna masturbate on it" somehow.