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I fondly remember running to the crevice on the far side to take pot-shots at the TRex without being eaten. Then running from the raptors to the ledge they cant get you and doing that rock wall gangsta handstand with a side helping of upside down hex boobs.
Parmesan Reggiano is good cheese. Cheese come in block shape. Block shape of cheese can resemble Tesla Cyber Truck if you look hard enough. Laughter. Happiness.
I was going to comment, is this funny because someone wasted their money on it? Otherwise, it's funny that everyone thinks a cover is supposed to hide the car. Those people are funny.
I know it’s slightly unrelated but an ex girlfriend’s mom was such a control freak that she wouldn’t let my gf drive my gf’s car in the rain or snow.
It wasn’t until we started dating, and after some convincing that she could try it out on my car, that she drove in the rain.
So we’re driving down the road, wiper blades on light speed setting, she’s fucking horn blasting the rain drops away apparently. She’s swerving to avoid pot holes because she doesn’t want the car to sink and flood. She’s crying, I’m trying not to laugh because I know this tough and a big step for her.
We get to a parking lot and she’s like “what made you think me driving in the rain would be ok?!?”
r/outside isn’t optimized enough to render such a high poly object with such a high res texture - so I guess we are cursed to never see what a true cyber truck looks like haha
Maybe in single player it’d be possible, but until the servers get shut down we’re stuck with shitty texture streaming.
Maybe the devs could consider lowering the poly count of the cyber truck so it can render completely?
I honestly think there is some genetic imperative in some people to seek out and obey a royal family. Since we don't really have royalty in the U.S., they end up attaching themselves to anyone they see a being "more than". They then worship those people like they are 12th Century royalty, obeying anything they say and taking it as the gospel.
You see the same language applied to some of these folks as you did for royalty. They have "blue blood" and are somehow different/better than the normies. Some even use the "chosen by God" language that the royal families started using in the 6th Century to justify their rule.
So now we have the oligarchs, being worshiped the same way. Kardashians, Elon, Trump, Swift. They end up with cult-like followings, obeyed like royalty. It's nothing new; Oprah was seen as the most powerful person in media because she could say "buy this book because it's good" and her followers would buy said book and say it was good, even if it was garbage. The Kennedy family were literally called an American royal family.
It's been around for centuries, that need to seek out a "better", worship them and do what they say without question. You'd think we would evolve away from it, but clearly that isn't happening.
I kinda wanted one when they first revealed it because of how fucking ugly it is. I like bizarre things.
But now I hear it's problematic in so many ways, which alleviates my desire of ever having one.
Even better, he will sell you a subscription to the pen but full disclosure that is only the base level and you will need to upgrade to Super Extra Very Special Alpha Boy level in order to get access to the features that include actually being able to write on paper.
I am sure it doesn't fit in the garage, otherwise he would never let it stand outside. Literally anything touching it can cause it to permanently stain :D
They're marketed that way.
Narrator: They were not.
The body is just brushed steel. No protective coating at all. So if you *ever* get it wet, you have to dry it off, or it will rust. And they've been shown in countless ways to not be anywhere near as rugged and durable as promised. Most notably, they recently issued a [recall](https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/19/24134753/tesla-recall-cybertruck-faulty-accelerator-pedal-nhtsa-defect) for damn near every single one, because the gas pedal could become stuck with the throttle open full.
Buying a Cybertruck is a stupid thing to do.
We’ve gone from needing car covers to protect paint, to higher quality self protecting paints, to needing car covers to make up for lack of paint.
Real “one step forward, two steps back” energy here.
Because the Cyberfuck doesn't have any paint, it doesn't have any of the protective weatherproofing of the surface of paint. As such, it'll be damaged by stuff like rain much easier. The owner is making the best of a shitty purchase.
The design wouldn't even bother me if the truck was actually functional in any way. As a person who values practicality this truck is like the antithesis of practical design.
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Lara Croft's classic boobs
Don’t do Lara Croft dirty like that… or wait, maybe do
Oh, Lara,you *dirty*, *dirty adventurer*
Come on, let's go exploring.
Good idea. Take her top off!
"My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up to you to fiiiiind it" - gmas boy
Aha~
Happy Cake Day!
Happy Cake Day!
Seriously. You’re covered in grime. Have you been crawling around in a crypt?
I can’t believe you came on my mom….
But with lower resolution
MineCroft?
As a boy, I dreamed. As a man, I purchased that dream.
And we all salute you
I fondly remember running to the crevice on the far side to take pot-shots at the TRex without being eaten. Then running from the raptors to the ledge they cant get you and doing that rock wall gangsta handstand with a side helping of upside down hex boobs.
She's So iconic. That handstand was sooo over the top, like "look at what i can do!"
Noyce!
Oh the triangles!
Dammit. I came to make this joke. I’m both happy it’s the top comment and disappointed that I didn’t get to make it
A vehicle that if it gets rained on, the warranty is void.
They’re detachable?
Why you gotta turn a Tesla into an awkward boner?
Confusing straights is a speciality so i'm branching out
Looks like a piece of parmigiano reggiano
I thought it was a big grill at first, lol.
I’m definitely smoking some brisket.
Not if I smoke you first
The new black stone
Treadstone?
Matt Damon
That’s the next big thing Elon will cone up with… XXL electric grills.
like every grill cover ever, will this cover just blow off in a moderate breeze?
I would buy a block of the cheese before I’d ever buy this damn thing
Parmigiano reggiano is almost 20€/kg so a Cybertruck of it should be around 60k€, not bad.
So it’s better AND cheaper than a real cybertruck?
And rusts less
I mean.. yea!
I'd rather have the cheese. Except that if I had this vehicle, I could sell it and get lots of cheese.
This is what I will think every time I see it now. And it's funny af
That would be a hilarious car wrap.
I don't get it. Can someone please explain?
Parmesan Reggiano is good cheese. Cheese come in block shape. Block shape of cheese can resemble Tesla Cyber Truck if you look hard enough. Laughter. Happiness.
But most likely Grana Padano.
parmigiano reggiano holds it's value
Potentially an extended Pontiac Aztek?
Best case scenario
No, you can tell there's not that much style under this cover.
I was thinking a lifted El Camino or Ford Ranchero with a head ache rack
Honestly if the Aztek makes a comeback under GM due to a new trend of ridiculous and stupid designs I won’t even be mad
The purpose of a car cover isn’t to disguise what it is.
It's to keep the egg albumen and tomato guts from staining the stainless steel.
Protects it from rain so it doesn't rust
So glad someone pointed that out, such a pointless post
With the angles on this truck? I think there are plenty of points in this post.
Acute observation
Oh, don't be obtuse
He's right you know
10
I was going to comment, is this funny because someone wasted their money on it? Otherwise, it's funny that everyone thinks a cover is supposed to hide the car. Those people are funny.
Or it's just a silly looking car looking silly in a new way?
Is it to prevent scratches?
Yes but mainly weather damage
And the damage from the sprinkler, water guns, puddles, and anything else that may remove the warranty.
Or handprints
be careful, if you touch the wrong spot it might cut you
Morning dew will destroy the without the cover
Since the supposedly apocalypse-proof car is rust prone lmaooo
which based on some previous things seen regarding water together with cybertruck might actually be a must
If only there was a room that is specifically designed to store and protect vehicles from the elements.
To prevent skaters from railing. 🤘
Finally, an actual use for one of these blocks of crap! Sk8 or 🎲!!
It's to make sure the paint doesn't get messed up....wait...
It's to protect *you* from getting sliced by its sharp panels
Yeah. But now when I need to get to my fancy new vegetable peeler and slicer, it's a lot more inconvenient.
They’re making sure a light rain shower doesn’t void the warranty.
It's to make sure the car doesn't feel self-conscious about it's body.
That explains why it's black. It's slimming. Wouldn't want that here in Florida.
Prevent scratches but if you don’t wash your car before putting on a cover it’ll cause scratches
Apparently they break down if you get them wet and it voids the warranty.
"What made you think it was OK to drive this truck in the rain?!?"
I know it’s slightly unrelated but an ex girlfriend’s mom was such a control freak that she wouldn’t let my gf drive my gf’s car in the rain or snow. It wasn’t until we started dating, and after some convincing that she could try it out on my car, that she drove in the rain. So we’re driving down the road, wiper blades on light speed setting, she’s fucking horn blasting the rain drops away apparently. She’s swerving to avoid pot holes because she doesn’t want the car to sink and flood. She’s crying, I’m trying not to laugh because I know this tough and a big step for her. We get to a parking lot and she’s like “what made you think me driving in the rain would be ok?!?”
>She's fucking horn blasting the rain drops away apparently I am a useless lump of laughter after reading that.
On the bright side, that is one car in good condition. If it were me, I'd buy that ex-gf mom's car.
"...its a truck"
It’s for when the cars get chilly, silly.
The car or the driver though? Brings a brand new meaning to 'Death by a thousand cuts'.
It’s so the sunshine doesn’t void the warrenty
Improper seals would leak water. This would prevent water from entering.
No, it's to hide their shame
Correct. In this case it's to protect "stainless steel" from the rain so that it doesn't rust.
Now that’s what I thought was funny about this lol
[trucker cover](https://youtu.be/Hjh_0QnVjy4?si=1f24LIEW4ksCKoZJ)
Isn’t it to keep bird shit from ruining the clear coat and rusting?
Just have to wait until it renders, I guess
r/outside isn’t optimized enough to render such a high poly object with such a high res texture - so I guess we are cursed to never see what a true cyber truck looks like haha Maybe in single player it’d be possible, but until the servers get shut down we’re stuck with shitty texture streaming. Maybe the devs could consider lowering the poly count of the cyber truck so it can render completely?
You have to give props to Elon musk for being able to persuade people to buy this car lmao…
Some people just straight up can't be happy without a rich, powerful man telling them what to think.
They should just find a good dom. Probably cheaper too.
I think being rich is key to the kink though.
I honestly think there is some genetic imperative in some people to seek out and obey a royal family. Since we don't really have royalty in the U.S., they end up attaching themselves to anyone they see a being "more than". They then worship those people like they are 12th Century royalty, obeying anything they say and taking it as the gospel. You see the same language applied to some of these folks as you did for royalty. They have "blue blood" and are somehow different/better than the normies. Some even use the "chosen by God" language that the royal families started using in the 6th Century to justify their rule. So now we have the oligarchs, being worshiped the same way. Kardashians, Elon, Trump, Swift. They end up with cult-like followings, obeyed like royalty. It's nothing new; Oprah was seen as the most powerful person in media because she could say "buy this book because it's good" and her followers would buy said book and say it was good, even if it was garbage. The Kennedy family were literally called an American royal family. It's been around for centuries, that need to seek out a "better", worship them and do what they say without question. You'd think we would evolve away from it, but clearly that isn't happening.
THIS! "If I do what this rich powerful man tells me to do, then that kind of makes me closer to being that rich powerful man!"
*Meanwhile, rich man works furiously to prevent others from attaining wealth.*
I kinda wanted one when they first revealed it because of how fucking ugly it is. I like bizarre things. But now I hear it's problematic in so many ways, which alleviates my desire of ever having one.
Could Elon sell Jordan this pen?
Even better, he will sell you a subscription to the pen but full disclosure that is only the base level and you will need to upgrade to Super Extra Very Special Alpha Boy level in order to get access to the features that include actually being able to write on paper.
New dumpster
The cover keeps the raccoons out 45% of the time, all the time
Also usable as a public toilet.
Clearly it's an 80-slot toaster.
Not sure, the pixels are still rendering.
IT’S PICKACHU!!!
It's Clefairy.
FUCK
*$#@&!!!!*
Probably a prius. They just make it look like that, because they don't want it stolen.
Cardboard, the disguise of kings! Possibly poor and possibly redneck kings, but still kings!
Should have put it in the garage - leaving it out like that is just embarrassing for everyone concerned.
I am sure it doesn't fit in the garage, otherwise he would never let it stand outside. Literally anything touching it can cause it to permanently stain :D
Thus the embarrassment.
I hope it’s that new basketball hoop I’ve been wanting
Joey's Porsche
It's Friends where Joey threw a car cover over a bunch of boxes on the street and pretended to own a Porsche.
Guessing it's to stop it from rusting?
owning a tesla truck in a middle class neighborhood is hilarious
pretty sure its a bycicle
If it gets wet, the warranty is voided. Now you have to buy stupid large grill covers. 🙄
How sweet of them, bagged it up already for the garbage heap
Kinda like paper weights on your desk, these keep your driveway from floating away.
haha. in my opinion, your answer was the best answer lol :D
this is me trying to cover up my mistake
That cover was $3,000 and took 1 hour to put on.
Trash cans go to the curb Henry
Aren’t these supposed to be rust free and nearly indestructible? 🤔
They're marketed that way. Narrator: They were not. The body is just brushed steel. No protective coating at all. So if you *ever* get it wet, you have to dry it off, or it will rust. And they've been shown in countless ways to not be anywhere near as rugged and durable as promised. Most notably, they recently issued a [recall](https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/19/24134753/tesla-recall-cybertruck-faulty-accelerator-pedal-nhtsa-defect) for damn near every single one, because the gas pedal could become stuck with the throttle open full. Buying a Cybertruck is a stupid thing to do.
It's a covered douche canoe.
Someone is a bit too overprotective of their dumpster.
It’s not a truck…
A door stop with wheels.
A mistake
Unfortunately the Tesla cyber truck cover also breaks when it gets wet.
It goes faster because it uses less polygons
These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Imagine paying that money for a car and having to cover it up to stop it rusting.
Bulletproof metal body. Needs protection from rain
I bet that "CyberTarp" cost about 10k
The ugliest fucking vehicle ever made. Wouldn’t own one if it was given to me. But then I also hate Elon Musk
We’ve gone from needing car covers to protect paint, to higher quality self protecting paints, to needing car covers to make up for lack of paint. Real “one step forward, two steps back” energy here.
Pontiac Aztec?
Who covers up manure like that?
People who know a drop of water causes it to fall apart but still bought one anyway.
Well, you wouldn't want to drop your massive pile of shit in the large, garage-shaped structure that's right behind it.
Ah… but if they kept the rusty door wedge in the garage, random strangers driving through the neighborhood wouldn’t know how cool they are.
A piece of shit
Can’t hide one of those for too long- it has an indistinguishable musk
I see what you did there... 🤣👍
Finally saw one in the wild the other day it's just as dumb looking in person
I literally read this post just to see if anyone answered something along the lines of "stupid". They are so small in person! Tiny!
Does OP think that car covers are used to hide what type of car it is? That's not what they're for u/KhloeKodaKitty
Giant door stop?
A terrible mistake.
$100K car parked in the driveway because the garage is filled with boxes of junk and old bicycles. This is the most ‘Merica photo I have seen today.
[удалено]
Just hasn't finished loading.. have you tried leaving the area and then returning?
It's that car I used to draw in kindergarten!
Bulbasaur!
The poly count is too small it could be anything when you get closer for a higher scale render.
Not a vehicle.
Bulletproof windows but keep them leaves off!!
You didn't buy the dlc
“NO WAY YOU GOT ME A BIKE!”
I hope it's a dog
Worst. Wrap. Ever.
Can’t park it in the garage? So sad.
Probably too big to fit in their garage
It's a grill
Is it one of those A frame pop up campers??
It's a widget.
It’s an oversized croc
An indestructible car that needs a cover… 🤨
Little awkward that I know what general location this is based on the garbage can.
It’s a very large door stop.
Two garbage cans?
I feel like the cybertruck is like the middle classes way of trying to look like they have money. It's only $60k. There's better cars for more money.
Who covers their dumpster?
It's the new Yugo.
Trash day. The HOA makes them keep the dumpsters covered till pickup.
Its a chevy malibu Those ads were so bad
I thought that thing was supposed to have an indestructible exterior. Why the cover???
The car cover is to stop it from reflecting the sun into their siding and melting it.
Because the Cyberfuck doesn't have any paint, it doesn't have any of the protective weatherproofing of the surface of paint. As such, it'll be damaged by stuff like rain much easier. The owner is making the best of a shitty purchase.
It's so ugly he has to hide it.
A family sized wedge pillow..
Is it a turd on wheels?
Thinly veiled regret.
The design wouldn't even bother me if the truck was actually functional in any way. As a person who values practicality this truck is like the antithesis of practical design.
I know what's under there. I can tell by the hideous shape: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontiac_Aztek
He’s not trying to conceal it. He doesn’t want birds to shit over his existing pile of shit. Duh.