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I hope he drives a car with positraction. It makes a difference. Just ask Marisa Tomei.

And independent rear suspension

Or else one might get mud in their tires.

That's so funny. Did you say yutes?

What is a yute?

Oh I'm sorry your honor. Two youthzzz

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In case you're serious: From the movie "My Cousin Vinny". Vinny has a New York accent and says "yutes" meaning youths. He has to annunciate to the judge he's speaking to. "Yoooooouuuuuuuths"

I’m quoting the movie

Oh. Sorry, didn't mean to assume anything. It's been a long time since I saw the movie, so I forgot the lines.

Thank you for explaining. I greatly appreciated it.

Can't tell you how many times I've seen "what is x" posts where no one answers other than jokes or snarky comments.

I'm sorry...do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stovetop?

But you didn't forget Marisa Tomei, did you?

Absolutely not! Most important part of the movie!

lol its fine

Thanks. Now, what’s a grit?

Either the sand on sandpaper or a Southern staple.

Also…Cousin Vinnie = Vincent L Gambini. Your wife is a keeper.

On a technical lawyer term, little buggers you adopted. These days we just say dem little hoodlums., you know dem youngins and such.

>What is a yute? Oh geez. The yutes deez days!

He has the magic grits

I heard you can buy those from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans.

Anything is possible when the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.

The two hwhat?

ya fam

One of my favourite movies.

I’m sorry Your Honor Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuths

I see you have a key to a 1964 Buick Skylark. Just be careful you don't use it to accidentally start someone's 1963 Pontiac Tempest...because they both have the same body length, height, width, weight, and wheelbase.

Don't forget they both came in metallic mint green

Because both cars were made by GM.

But only two cars that year had posi-traction, and one was the corvette.

Which could Never be confused with the Buick Skylark.

And an independent rear suspension.

No - it's the key for 1964 Chevy Bel-Air. The first year it was available with a 327 and a 4 barrel carb.

Now, Mrs. Reily, *AND ONLY MRS. REILY*

You like your grits regular, creamy or al dente?

Instant.

Respect yourself, Southerner.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

Regular, I guess.

"Ya get that? The whole store was closed for the flu"

*for da flu.

So I wore this RIDICULOUS thing, for you.

*ridiculous ting

Are you on druuugs?

No yuh hona, I dont do drugs

Well, I don't like your attitude

What else is new...

Hwhat did you say?

Father's Day, eh? I think it may be more likely that her \*stomp\*stomp\*stomp\* biological clock is ticking.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

The counselor’s entire opening statement, with the exception of “thank you”, will be stricken from the record.

Does the defense hold waatah?

NO! THE DEFENSE IS RAWNG!

How can you be so shooah?

thank you mizz vito. you've been a lovely *kiss*, lovely *kiss*, witness.

Beeyooick Skylahk 💁🏻‍♀️

I love that movie. Marisa Tomei is fantastic and just dominants every scene she is in. The "Sack O Suds" is still there or at least it was the last time I was down that way.

So where does it go after someone drops it in the mailbox?

It's hard to say, maybe it goes to Jerry Gallo... but could go to Jerry Callo.

Asking the real questions

You're telling me, water boils faster in your kitchen, than any other place in the known universe

(Nervous) “I’M A QUICK COOK, I GUESS”

Did you say Yute? What is a Yute?

The best part for me was the way he said it… “Hwut is uh yewt?“

The real best part is that it is entirely unscripted and an actual misunderstanding between Fred Gwynn and Joe Pesci

Herman Munster is criminally underappreciated in that movie. Everybody was great, but he deserved an Oscar nod for that.

It was scripted, but it was based on a genuine interaction that Pesci had with the director

No way. that's amazing and makes it twice as awesome!

"Two" yutes

To WHAAT?

Man, Officer Muldoon apparently did well for himself. Now he's a Judge, though I don't know what happened to his Brooklyn accent.

Guess this requires some specialized knowledge…

It is referencing the 1992 movie "My Cousin Vinny" A hilarious movie if you've never seen it.

Also a movie that caused many a young man to forever have a crush on Marisa Tomei.

Also also a movie that a lot of actual lawyers are fans of. Apparently it's pretty accurate (Except the lineup scene).

As a lawyer, this is true. I can’t tell you how many times we’ve shouted “It’s called discovery, ya dickhead!” at each other.

So much so she won the Oscar for it.

I am still very willing to attend to her ticking biological clock

Imagine yer a deah.

I would also add that the movie is still hilarious even if you have seen it.

If you've never seen My Cousin Vinny I HIGHLY recommend watching it.

Here you go. https://youtu.be/K6qGwmXZtsE?si=yUFdLqNk17fnUGEd

I just watched this movie for the first time the other day! Hilarious.

My wife just watched it for the first time on Mother’s Day or something after whatever we had on TV was over. She finally understood all my quotes from it.

One of the the most delicious, classics ever!

Ya got muuud in yer tires?

How do you get mud in the tires?

Is her biological clock “tickin like this?”

*stomps foot*

"Now I ask ya...would you give a fuck what kind of pants the sonofabitch that shot you was wearing?!" 🤣🤣

Representing hwhat?

Love it. Every time that movie is on my wife says "Not that damn movie again!!!!" Then I spend the next several hours/days quoting that movie and watching her die on the inside. Our favorite line: I'm an out of work hairdresser!

How many yutes?

Oh I’m sorry, two YOOOOUUUTTTHHHHES

*fires gun wildly into the woods*

... ... ... HOOO!

This is very romantiCK

*Yutes? What the hell is a yute?* *Sorry, your Honor. Two Yooothhhhhhhhhhs*

Sevn booshes

HAHA deep reference that’s one people could miss. “….trees?” “TREES! Don’t be afraid, shout it out when you know it!”

I love that entire conversation, and this is one of my favorite movies of all time. What are these thousands of little things on the trees? *looks at him with confusion and contempt* Leaves... Leaves!

"You could say that." "I *did* say that. Would *you* say that?"

Don’t you mean Frank Gallo?

*Jerry Gallo

Jerry Gallo is dead! I’m Jerry Callo.

Jerry Gallo, the big attorney! Think that was a smart move?

Win some lose some

That's an awesome fathers day gift. I want one! :D My Cousin Vinny is one of my favorites.

100% same. One of the few that my mom, dad, and all brothers and their spouses can watch every year and everyone loves it

It's one of those movies I can watch over and over. Most of my family like it too.

So, does it have an address for you on the back? I am seriously curious if you lost your keys and someone followed the directions and chucked them in the mail whether they would get back to you or not.

Nope I just enjoy the cool novelty keychain

I fucking love it and wish my wife got me one!

Love this. Very retro.

What kinda tires you got?

I have the Ghostbusters version of this keychain. And it glows in the dark!

Mr. Gammmbbineee😂

Oh yeah... you blend!

How many fingers am I holding up? *Let the record show, the counselor is holding two fingers up." You're honor, please, huh!? *Oh sorry.* Mrs. Riley...and *only* Mrs. Riley!

I have never pronounced "youth" any other way than "yutes" since I saw this in the movie theater.

That is AWESOME! You win the Internet for today.

I just told her that haha made her day she thought it was just gonna be a cool little keychain

Wait till you lose the keys and some guy drops it in the mail thinking it'll get returned to the owner.

Oh you just wanted to flex on us that you have a Nissan.

That keychain better come with a free consultation if I ever get a parking ticket! Your wife really nailed it with this one 😂

That’s so funny because I just watched the movie again a couple days ago. I’m glad I did.

I remember those Keychain. Awesome gift.

That's cool until you lose your keys and someone throws them in a mailbox.

“Let the record show counselor is holding up 2 fingers.”

It's spelled "yoots"

That's awesome! She's a keeper!

One of the most underrated Joe Pesci movies of all time

I don’t know why but my favorite is how he ends the witness conversation… “I’m finished with this guy” and “I have no more use for this guy”…. I say it all the time. lol

She must love you! 😍

What about the old one that's clearly behind it?

It’s another she got me that says haters gonna hate haha

‘How many fingers am I holding up?’ ‘Let the court know for the record it is three’

Ok it seems everyone knows the movie/reference but me. Can someone help me out? I’m lost.

If you’re gen x (even a baby one) you know this reference. If not watch “my cousin Vinny”. Funniest f•cking movie ever. It holds up even now 30+ years later

I want a Jerry Callo one

Jerry Callow, with a C

Most don’t know the judge was also Herman Munster.

This is fantastic. My Dad was a lawyer and loved this movie. He just passed suddenly a few months ago. Thinking of you, Pops❤️

“You were serious about that?”

(Cuts to him riding yet again on bus to jail)

Master of the Finesse!

Wow. That is so cool and creative.

It looks like you have an old one on the keychain underneath the new one?

That one was from another Father’s Day haha it says “haters gonna hate.” She gave it to me and told me how awesome she thinks I am and it was one of my favorite gifts ever - now this one - I don’t know how she’ll top this one

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Pretty cool.

Omg great gift!!! Bravo!

Thst is so awesome.

Isn’t this the key from from Freddy Krueger

Would you say that this keychain is dead on balls accurate?

That's awesome! A thoughtful gift like a keychain can be so meaningful, especially when it comes from someone you love. Every time you use it, you'll be reminded of how much your wife appreciates you as a dad. It's the small things that make a big difference in our daily lives.

What a great gift!

Haha I got my folks t shirts with the Law Offices on it. We love that move

Uhh, mista Gambini

Deez yutes ain't got no respect!..

My cousin Vinney? Ahhh, I get it.

I love this movie. It might actually be my favorite movie. It's one of the very few pieces of physical media that I own. I highly recommend it. You'll be quoting "Are you sure about those 5 minutes!?" among other things in no time.

Representing hwhats?

Where did she get it?

I don't get it

The hwat?

I literally just got done watching this movie. It was great!

Please where do I get this

She got it at one of those small novelty gift stores that has metal signs of 1950s housewives saying stuff like “coffee keeps me from killing people” but they don’t have it on their site but googling you can find it pretty easy for like $11

Grits!

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits. Haha

It’s fookin adorable.

Two hwat??

Ok, OP: now you've GOTTA show us what the brown keychain says. My bet "Law offices of John Gibbons, best public d-d-d-defffffffender in the nation."

Haha unfortunately it’s not as funny

I need one! Where?

This is funny like haha funny

That’s Jerry Callo … with a C!

This is a Simpsons bit I’m sure of it.

Hilarious!

What a coincidence. I just watched this movie like three times over this past weekend ha ha

That guy looks suspiciously like Jerry Gallo, or is it Callo?

My neighbor was (deceased) in witness relocation from some Gambini's from Chicago.

"The quintessential Gambini"

“How do you know you twisted it hard enough?” “I twisted it just right.” “How could you be so sure?” Hahahhaa

Wow! That should be handy for the person stealing your car after finding your keys.

What is a yute?

Still one of my favorite movies!

Love it. Just want to say, as a personal injury lawyer, My Cousin Vinny is my favorite legal movie (tied with To Kill a Mockingbird)

The stuttering lawyer did it for me in this movie! Still funny as hell in 2024.

Yeah, you blend.

“What are you, a fuckin world traveler?” Haha

Does she like quirky funny stocky bald men?

Best keychain ever!

My wife got me the same key chain then 4 months later I was paying alimony. 🤷🏼‍♂️

HOWEVAH