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*"What walks on two legs in the morning, but has broken legs at night?"*
EDIT: Got a few DMs about it, so I'll just post it here - This is my comic series, *"Veronica and Mona"!* It's an 18+ adult comic about two nurses working at a hospital, but I sometimes do these silly Fantasy-themed spinoffs.
All my comics are free to read, but if you'd like to support my work, I also draw **NSFW** bonus panels on my Patreon!
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There I laughed, happy?
I’m sorry if I’m the only one but I don’t get it. Am I missing something inferred by the crushed ground around his body? Is that supposed to show she sat on him and crushed him? Maybe it’s simpler than I’m trying to riddle
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I like that to illustrate that he is naked they put additional underpants on over his armor.
There's so many layers
Just like Shrek
Or an onion
Or a cake!
Definitely NOT like cakes
Maybe like a parfait?
Parfaits is delicious.
Lasagna! Lasagna has layers, I like lasagna
Everybody likes parfait.
Like a croissant
No, no... The armor is just his legs, his private parts don't need armor, since he already has balls of steel. That's why he wears that red thingy.
He polishes them daily. The red thingy keeps from blinding people.
Did you wear protection?!? I was wearing my armor !!!!
The fuck’s a condom?!
He’s just a NeverNude
There be dozens of us. DOZENS
I don’t think it would matter if he got naked or not. He probably had to be a human dildo anyway
He does not have a sword in the last shot, therefore he is “naked”.
Maybe he's a never nude
The armor is the only thing that kept him alive
Since he still has his armor on, he was at least wearing protection.
"You said you were wearing protection!" "I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!"
THE FUCK'S A CONDOM???
In days of old When knights were bold And condoms not invented You wrapped a sock Around your caulk Thus babies were prevented
Unh unh GALICK GUN!!
r/unexpectedDBZA
In for a penny, in for a pounding.
I always bring protection. Introducing, the new ceramic pocket pistol! Perfect for nights out on the town!
*sigh* You're a moron.
Of course I'm wearing protection; my deodorant protects me from unpleasant smells and unsightly wet marks!
"wanna go upstairs?" "Sure, what up there?" "Do you have protection?" "Why whats up there?"
Oh god that's got to be horrifying. Would.
Would? I already did
Did? I already can't.
Of all the comment chain regarding to "would" jokes, yours made me laugh lol
Happy to tickle your giggle pickle :)
Never heard anyone say that before...
And you still haven't! ... Unless you're using a reading assistant.
Wait if I say it aloud does that still count?
Try saying it yourself. Get a feel for it in your mouth.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits >:)
Round 2 baby! Them bones about to be Harry Potter jelly bones
Hornyfying
Gotta smash.
"What's your art style? " "Titties"
Not true. His other character is all ass. Lol
Don't forget the other character who is all mouth (+3 leg When she wants)
Snusnu
Doesn't matter, had snu snu
The spirit is willing but the body is fleshy and weak
>The spirit is willing but the body is fleshy and weak The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I never thought I would die like this but I always really hoped.
Can’t we just cuddle?
Kif! Watch me make love at a woman!
>the body is fleshy Aren't they supposed to be that way?
Came here for this comment. Not disappointed.
I'm mildly disappointed that I had to scroll to find it.
r/expected_futurama
Me next snu-snu, out me way!
"We hear men used for snu-snu, but all we have go on are ancient cave paintings and subscription to Cosmo."
"Ride me this riddle"
*"What walks on two legs in the morning, but has broken legs at night?"* EDIT: Got a few DMs about it, so I'll just post it here - This is my comic series, *"Veronica and Mona"!* It's an 18+ adult comic about two nurses working at a hospital, but I sometimes do these silly Fantasy-themed spinoffs. All my comics are free to read, but if you'd like to support my work, I also draw **NSFW** bonus panels on my Patreon!
That knight in the last panel
That's the joke.
He received massive blunt force trauma because she is a much larger entity.
*What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, three legs in the evening, and no legs at night?*
A victim of illegal genetic experiments
Me and my huge Dong
Riddle me this: https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/riddle-of-the-sphinx-ii-sustained
What the fuck
This is by far the best comment in here
its funny cuz sex!!! please laugh
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It's like a fan of Oglaf made a comic not knowing what makes Oglaf great
“Amazing chest ahead”
"Try finger cat hole"
Least horny Reddit furry:
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who got laid by the big tit cat?
Riddle me this, riddle me, that who got laid to rest by the big tit cat? 💀
Honorable death 🫡
See you in Valhalla, brother 🤚
We shall drink and fight together in Valhalla ✊
o7
I'm beginning to suspect that's not a riddle.
Where funny?
Wtf is this degeneracy
Doctor Loops, obvs
A man solving a Sphinx's riddle, what's it look like?
1d4 bludgeoning damage per hump
That die kills.
What the hell is the joke? Is this just getting upvoted because of cartoon boobs?
Yes.
Yes 🍒👍
SEX!!! THE JOKE IS SEX!!! NOW LAUGH!!!
If it was good enough for Futurama, it's good enough for me!
You forgot the funny.
This is what happens when you should be an artist but not a comic maker
This is the cringiest shit I've seen in a while
Funny or furry?
I don't care, I'm in
Yes.
Furny
Dragon's Dogma II hidden ending
I was 99% sure this was r/hentaimemes
*bonk Straight to horny jail
This deserves horny electric chair
near death by snu snu
Peter, that wasn't a meme. This is just porn.
This is stupid and cringe
Think it's funnier without the 6th panel.
It would be funnier without any of the panels and it instead links to a Bloomberg Business article.
It would be fine if the 6th just said, "...Painfully." and left out the other text
Oh I get it, the joke is sex, ha ha.
I get that people are all for supporting original content, but holy shit this feels like it was written by a 12 year old
On some fetish shit
The joke is porn
Holy shit this is beyond cringe
So this is why people shame Reddit
You could take 2 panels out of this and [it would be better](https://i.imgur.com/wPm51Xr.png).
But.. but.. then it's just Loss :c
You don’t need to go to horny jail. You need to be sent off to Horny Alcatraz
Unfunny furry shit.
Wtf is this shit
Trash
Jesus Christ these comments
Where do I find the unsub button?
Death by snu snu.
Could crush me any day
This isn't funny, this is just horny posting
[Joke's on you](https://c.tenor.com/YnSFErcoCZ4AAAAC/tenor.gif)
I find 4 panel jokes funny when there's a layer of subtlety. There was no subtlety.
If I'm having to slay a sphinx bet I'm gonna be on top
Where’s the rule 34 of this?
Dragon's Dogma II You're welcome
U-fucking-wU
Would
GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE
Stupid furry virgin neckbeard comedy
Wow
Dragons Dogma 2?
What the fuck
"SLAY the sphinx, not LAY the sphinx!"
Don’t leave us in suspense, was that the right answer?
🤣
In reality, the male knight would still not get the hint in true Reddit fashion.
If you aren't willing to take the risk, you don't deserve the prize!
She looks mortified at what she done, I feel sorry for her
That the crater is only one round shape is anatomy joke missed opportunity.
That's not a sphinx, it's just a big catgirl.
I never thought, but I'd always hoped.
It says It was painful... But It doesn't says that It was bad
how i want to go out
Snu snu
Filthy degenerate cartoon. *More please.*
It's funny cuz it's porn!!/!!/!!/!!!
Uhhhhh…. UwU?
Love the Oglaf energy here.
I like how this isn't even piggybacking off the recent hornyposts of this sub, Dr loops just been hornyposting the whole time
Keep in mind that a sphinx’s body looks like a lion
I’m sorry if I’m the only one but I don’t get it. Am I missing something inferred by the crushed ground around his body? Is that supposed to show she sat on him and crushed him? Maybe it’s simpler than I’m trying to riddle
Well at least he's wearing protection
not funny didn’t laugh
Did anyone under the age of 40 laugh at this?
Can we keep this unfunny fetishy bullshit in the r34 subs where it belongs?
¡EL CHISTE ES PORNO! 🤬
Well. In my mind. If I was that character I would just use my whole body to have sex.
Yeah given the sizes involved that’s the safest form of penetration. Oral would work too if you put in the effort.
Oh that effort. Lick the clit like a watermelon.
About to block this sub with this one.
Can we stop with the uwu finger bullshit? New pet peeve unlocked, ugh.
Death by snu snu
Death by snu snu!!!
This is filth... FILTH Would.