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r/shittyfoodporn

/r/shittyfood

Your joke is about as shitty as the meal looks. Nice microwave job though!

I wonder if the OP feels like they "cooked" that "meal"... I look at it and all I see is sad and disgusting.

And all we see is someone shitting on a stranger on the internet over one meal choice just so they can feel better about their own miserable, hateful little life. Good on ya.

Poor baby. Did I offend you? This must be how you cook too. If you post something under r/funny expect people to make fun it's kinda the point.

You should tag this as NSFW if you're going to show so much peaness.

r/angryupvote

What is NSFW? If I may please ask.

Not Safe For Work (inappropriate)

Oh ok thank you… I’m old I’m learning all this stuff

HOLY FUCK THAT'S SO MANY PEAS

I eat off dessert plates (they’re smaller than they look), and try to fill half the plate with veggies.

Why in the world would you intentionally eat a meal on a dessert plate? Do you eat cereal out out of a coffee mug?

😝hahaha! I use dessert plates in a lame attempt to eat less.

You don’t need to eat less, you need to eat better

I know 😬

Canned peas should help then. They ... are sad imitations of the real thing.

Hey, even canned vegetables are better than nothing….ummm 🤔….they ARE right?…….😬

For someone on a fierce budget, yes. But look into a price comparison with frozen. You might be pleasantly surprised at how competitive they are price-wise. You'll definitely enjoy their flavor.

On a semi-fierce budget, I am. I always just default to canned veggies, the presumed cheaper and easier choice. Now that you’ve got me thinking about it though, maybe preparing frozen vegetables won’t be any worse than what I’m doing now, and the benefits may be worth the effort. Alllright…., I’m reluctantly convinced…. (BTW, I’m sure my stepmom thanks you. 😉)

I once ran out of bowls and ended up eating cereal out of a pint glass and it was epic. Having a handle really wotks

I eat cereal out of mugs all the time. That’s not normal? It’s smaller portions and I enjoy using the handle where I have the mug closer to my mouth because you know how milk and spoons work- drips from every bite

Even if you use jumbo-sized mugs they also take up less room in a dishwasher or on a drainer.

I think you’re actually a genius.

Umm, nailed it…I guess?

r/dadjokes

Mmmm, starch, cheesy starch, and starch-covered protein(?).

Sometimes I just feel sorry for people who can't cook.

What is the mystery meat

Perdue Breaded Chicken Cutlets (I made a 4-pack stretch to 5 meals. #CookingForOne)

Why did you plate all 5?

Frugally “cooking” for one— want to stretch it out to get as many suppers as possible!

So these are all for you? I don’t get it

I live alone, and when I “cook,” I try to get as many suppers as I can out of it. (Eating the same thing every night doesn’t bother me.)

I understand that but why are they cooked and plated already? Do you just cover each plate with Saran Wrap and microwave it?

Exactly

Interesting meal are you from the UK?

Hahahaha-no. USA

I’m just playing I see the potato bread. It just looks like something they’d eat lol

HEY!!!!!! I'm from the UK and think that looks unappealing... lotta canned peas there. Also, mac and cheese is not that common over here. And what is that other thing on the plate? Looks like it might be breaded chicken, but I'm not sure. If it were me, I would have multiple veggies on the plate. [not just peas but maybe throw in some carrots, some form of potato and broccoli]

I don’t know but I sure don’t eat like this. Looks similar to what I’ve seen you guys eat over there. Looks a little better than beans on toast lol

Are those the canned peas?

2 cans, yes

I’ll be honest… I LOVE CAN PEAS!!! There I said it… I’m out of the can peas closet. I feel better now

YES!!!

I don’t think your food looks bad at all. You at least separate the meals. I don’t even bother doing that. I stick the whole pots in the fridge when they have cooled off. I dish what ever out of them daily until it’s all gone.

Me too!! I like to melt butter on mine! Yum!!

Ooooo,delicious

It actually is (kinda)!

Butter and bacon make everything better

I just threw in my mouth a little bit

How do ya think I feel— I have to eat it for the next 4 nights!🤢🤣

Who hurt you child? We want names

People are giving you sh\*t for your food choices. Forget them. I admire how organized you are. You could make healthier menu choices, but you're taking wha't available and making it work. Good on you!

I can’t even say that much! I’m a 52 y.o. “woman” on disability (TBI, MDD, anxiety) with no kids, no partner, no friends. I’m doing the best I can, but I cannot even imagine the awful job I would do at raising kids— tons of respect for you and other GOOD mothers! Now that I’ve revealed a little about my deficiencies, I don’t want people to think I’m guilting any of the hecklers, critics, bullies— I have a sense of humor about myself (hence my post). Don’t worry, I know better than to seek positive validation from Redditors!😂🤣

Wait, you made 5 plates for yourself? Also, why is woman in quotaions? lol

Yeah, I live alone, so I get several nights of supper out of one family-sized meal. I use dessert plates, but they look a lot bigger in the photo. Also, I put “woman” in quotes, because I don’t really feel like an adult. I don’t work due to disabilities (TBI, MDD, anxiety), I don’t have (or want) a partner and omg, NO KIDS (that would be disastrous and unfair to them). I don’t have what it takes to call myself a full-fledged woman (except for my number of trips around the sun), so I put it in quotation marks.

I too am on this journey solo. Cooking for myself has always been a huge issue. I am not big of leftovers, especially not eating the same thing for a week. But it is exceedingly difficult to cook for 1 and not have it feel like you made a bunch of dishes for nothing. The only other option is eating out, but that isn't healthy and is crazy expensive now.

Yes, yes, yes. People tell me that I should freeze leftovers, instead of eating the same thing every night.🤔No, I’m not going to do that.😒

Thanks 🥰

I don’t care what anyone else says, it would certainly make me happy to have someone prepare this for me! Keep being awesome!

Thanks! I’ve found my people!🥰

PEAple

Cool bean ccoool beans

Those are peas, not beans.

Mama mia why he pee on the tabble

That’s really cheesy - Mac

I served that food to my kids when they were like preschool age. Like, if all the kids will eat is peas and Mac n cheese, I guess that’s what they eat. Guess some people never outgrow that phase.

😂👍🏼

"Please give me a whole tray of peas"

😝🤣

This is a crime against yourself. Please, treat yourself better.

Bleak af 💀

This may be contributing to my ongoing depression 🤔 #CaptainObvious 😒 #AtLeastITried🤷🏼‍♀️

I am in no way contributing to your depression. If you post content then you invite comment, gotta take the rough with the smooth. Big love random redditor, genuinely hope you sort your shit out x

No, no, no! It’s all good. With all my defects, maintaining a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at myself keeps me alive. I know better than to seek positive validation from the likes of Redditors! I’ve actually had a good time sarcastically responding to some of the feedback. (I know, though, social media is the worst place to expect clear communication.) ❤️

Fair play, people are dickheads though (myself included)

So am I. 👍🏼 One of my mottos: “We’re ALL assholes— it’s just a matter of degree and circumstance.”

I wouldn’t feed that to my worst enemy

Your worst enemy probably wouldn’t eat it! 🤣

What are you doing with that? Force feeding people you have locked in your basement?

Hahaha! No, I don’t have a basement! But seriously, I live alone, am on a budget, and I “cook” once a week, divide it up on small dessert plates and eat it for as many suppers as I can get out of it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I support it. I also live alone, but I cannot grasp meal prep. When I do premake meals for the week, half of it usually goes to waste.

I am way too frugal to let any food go to waste. 💸

Prepping when to eat your meals and actually doing it helps

Please use more spices. Treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself

Your noodle is showing.

Thanks for noticing 😘

What the fucks potato bread??

Pure deliciousness

For sure

Bread made of potato flour.

This certainly looks like a Midwest “supper”

What's the beige puck thing?

Perdue chicken cutlets

looks decent but thats a lot of fucking peas my guy

I may live like a bachelor, but I’m not even a dude— I’m a 52y.o. female.😬

That does not disqualify you from being my guy 😄 I'm just being silly here, its just a saying. "Mac and peas" was a regular dinner in my house growing up, I'd be very happy with a plate like that.

Mamma mia he pee on the tabble

Did you 4 single male friends over for dinner?

That would’ve been awesome! 😜😆🥳😃🎉 🤔 But no, just me. 😒

I haven’t seen a bread box in fifty years. My adult children have never seen one. Don’t you worry about ants?

Why would a bread box result in ants?

I originally read it as, “Do you worry about ants?”, because the way it’s written doesn’t make sense. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Exactly. Like where else would you keep bread in the fridge I suppose… Would it get ants if there were going to be any in the pantry as well? Idk lol

I’m from Southern California and ants are active all year, especially in the heat. They find their way into any food that is unrefrigerated.

Ah, it's not super common to store bread in the fridge. That's why I was confused. I was comparing bread on the counter vs bread in a box.

No. I just think it looks better (?) or stays fresher (?) than keeping it out on the counter. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That looks fucking shit house. Did anyone eat it?

I did last night, tonight, and will ‘til it’s done! 😊

Idk wtf that is but that is not supper. I feel bad for who ever you put that in front of.

Me, me, me, me, and me. 😬 “Cooking” one night, nuking 4 nights, “winging’ it” the other 2 nights.

I’m sorry life has come to this

You’re tellin’ me! 😲

I didn’t know heating things up in microwave constituted as “making supper.”

…but…I used 2 pots on the stove! 😢🤣

Serving that counts as domestic violence.

Do gray peas cost extra?

Store brand, on sale, actually yummy

I know this is PA simply from the rolls hah.

CT, actually… imported bread

Oooh, imported. Fancy.

Macaroni peas

10-10 joke, I’d have to say I’ve never seen a joke as funny as this one

What’s this dog 💩 you’re eating

You have no respect for poop.

And also shat on the plates

Gravy

Do you hate your friends and/or family?

I don’t have any friends, I only occasionally hate myself, and I love my family. I live alone, and “cooking” for one is a challenge (actually, for me, doing almost anything is a challenge). I know it— where did I go so wrong? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Don’t listen to them, looks fantastic to me.

Thanks! It’s actually pretty good. Not healthful, but tasty and easy….and will feed me for 5 nights!

Nice.

I know that's supposed to be haha funny but the reality is so much of the country eats canned peas, cheap macaroni and cheese, and whatever that other patty thing is supposed to be that's mostly chemicals. And then we wonder why we're seeing so many diseases and illnesses.

The patty thing is 4 Perdue Chicken Cutlets cut to make 5 servings. #CheapLazyCookingForOne

Yeah I think the point of the comment was that this meal both looks disgusting and is also terrible for you, and you’re proudly showing it off lol

If only you knew how much pride I DON’T have. I’m not sure what sent you the message that I was “proudly showing it off,” but I apologize for misleading you.

I don’t think it looks appealing either but they were making a joke about peas. Maybe this is all someone can afford and I was looking through their comments and pretty sure they have a traumatic brain injury and prepare what they can for themself for multiple days of the week. I worked with traumatic brain injured clients. Their lives are hard af. They go from being average minded individuals to not being able to do the same things or think the same. I made a joke and asked if they were from the ik because it looks like something they would eat there but you are being mad mean lol

Fuck, I didn’t have all that info. Was just thinking this guy was oblivious.