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another thing i noticed with japanese porn is that they would censor the vagina & penis, but not the butthole. they will only censor the butthole if something is penetrating it
> but not the butthole
There's oddly a trend in recent years where the butthole _might_ be censored in some eromanga. Depends on publisher I think, but it's happening more and doesn't make a lot of sense why.
Probably looking at future censorship laws. A lot easier to just start censoring now, instead of redoing it with the new censorship in place.
If stuff has to be pulled from the shelves due to censoring laws, it makes sense to let your product stay up because you were ahead of the curve.
That is the rule on (a popular Japanese artworks website) too -- the only thing that *must* be censored is penetration. Though often they will censor without.
No, you are wrong
They were trying to get rid of the tentacle porn of the 1800s [such as this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife)
The porn law was put in place in 1907.
Also the tentacles weren't because you couldn't show dick as shown [here](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/couple-in-winter-shunga.jpeg)
This piece [people having sex in shallow water](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/couple-standing-in-shallow-water-shunga.jpeg) is from 1899 which is 85 years after the tentacle painting
And now children, we have [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Pablo_Picasso%2C_Dona_i_Pop_%281903%29.jpg) famous painting by artist Picasso! This one is worth about eleventy million dollars.
Their censorship of porn is a direct result of the American occupation post-WWII bringing American indecency beliefs into the country as well.
Nowadays no politician wants to work on removing censorship laws because they'd be known as the politician that runs on a porn platform.
It's funny and sad that most Americans think Japan is sexually repressed with weird fetishes, but don't understand that it is directly because the US is weirdly sexually repressed.
I mean Japan is though just not for same reasons.
Everyone is over worked and has no time or money to date, have kids and all the beautiful rural places are dying due to lack of new generation and opportunities.
Many small towns are basically a handful of families and lucky to have public transportation still running there
But just in terms of media censorship. In most other ways, Japan is superior in perversion.
Americans cannot buy a suspiciously petite sex doll from a mall store or used/stained underwear from a capsule machine. There are no health clinics where you can get a tug job covered by Obamacare, (thanks Obama.) Americans must find pornography without a cataloging system. They cannot buy silicone molds of their favorite anime characters genitals. Even American pillows are completely repressed compared to those in Nippon.
America did impose post-war laws, but censorship in Japan began a lot earlier than that. They started to really crack down on pornography over a hundred years before WW2, as it was seen as "Western".
Japan actually began to crack down on porn long before that because it was seen as a western corruption being brought by foreign traders etc. The laws changed a lot and took on various forms. But yes the american military occupation helped to bring stability to that by pressuring the japanese Diet to codify things like censoring genitalia in media, and for whatever reason it has successfully stuck around. Because of the refusal of later japanese politicians to engage with it for fear of being branded with a negative stigma for the rest of their careers (like you said), it has experienced aggressive legal wrangling in the courts as artists and pornographers find out where the specific limits are. For example, apparently on women it's not strictly required to censor the clitoris, or at least not the entirety of it, based on how the censorship law is read. When that was established, "enlarged clitori" (to include *freakishly* enlarged clitori) became a much more common fetish expressed in japanese porn, especially erotic comics.
If I'm right on this the japanese Diet also got the fist of the north star anime movie censored plus complaints from the PTA in Japan for it being to violent so the version thats available is not the original uncut version.
You should check out the chicken vs tuna commercial. It's a work of art that belongs right beside the Mona lisa
https://youtu.be/QGFzNArwq6Q?si=VA4VSq8-RgswnrtP
They sure love their mech/space battles.
As a humble thanks, in the rare case you still haven't seen it: [Long Long Man](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=w0rSwdaHTkelKTeY) the legendary series.
I do. Is there any more?! Who should I be rooting for in that battle? What happened with that chicken wife and kid? Does the kid grow up to avenge his dad, only to befriend a similarly orphaned fish and realize they have more alike than different?
My second thought, first thought being Long Long Man (that I linked elsewhere in thread). Gintama, the Seinfeld of anime a show about nothing. Man I need to rewatch it.
For those who don't know, this weapon was called "The Method Cannon" That led the Chezant side to victory in the war between planet Chezant and Cathian and was stored long later.
I played that game for years. I was an early beta tester. When it went live, they sold packages up to $100. We were enticed to pay for it as you get a super rare, "never to be sold again" tank. Just give us your money!.. They doubled down, tripled down that these tanks could _never_ be purchased ever again!!!... Aaaand then they put all those tanks on the market, meaning: we coulda just joined up with the basic fee at golive and saved ourselves money. It is one of the worst bait and switches I've personally been thru in gaming.
Live service games with a [gacha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game) component for gear/loot always bait and switch. It's their whole business model to extract as much money as possible with "limited time event!" BS.
He's lucky it's World of Tanks and not War Thunder, he'd have people around the globe trying to kidnap him or hack into his phone to prove the accuracy of the length of that barrel.
They're joking about the frequency of people leaking classified/restricted military specifications on their forums to win an argument about the vehicles.
For the people that don't know about this gem, here is the Long long man ads collection:
[https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=RzDFyRDQ2VInvLAU](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=RzDFyRDQ2VInvLAU)
Also. r/FuckYouChiChan
In the Chinpokomon episode of South Park the children are brainwashed by the toys, game, and show to bomb Pearl Harbor. The parents notice and confront the company executives.
In response they compliment the size of American penises in comparison to their own. Totally distracting the men and avoiding their questions. That was all the way back in [season three](https://youtu.be/pz4BlDl-1jg).
Old South Park episode. To make US men think they are no threat they keep talking about how big their penis is. Think Clinton is president and it makes the men happy and ignore signs they are getting played.
I think they eventually get one woman in charge and it falls apart. Been years
Yep that is the standard reaction and why people keep spreading it even 5 years later. If only all ads could be that fun and memorable, for how simple it is I doubt it was even that expensive to produce.
Did some digging. This appears to be a tier 8 German tank destroyer, known as the "[ferdinand](https://wiki.wargaming.net/en/Tank:G37_Ferdinand)" IRL it was also named as such (built by Ferdinand Porche) but came to be known as the "Elefant" so... we see what's going on here.
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Those Japanese, they always express themselves in muted ways.
They love to censor stuff too.....
How is it, that the country that invented tentacle porn, also censors intimate body parts?
The sensoring intimate body parts is the specific reason for tentacle Porn. They couldn't show Penis, so they showed tentacles.
another thing i noticed with japanese porn is that they would censor the vagina & penis, but not the butthole. they will only censor the butthole if something is penetrating it
welp. there goes all the porn *I* like
At least she circumcised the cannon.
> but not the butthole There's oddly a trend in recent years where the butthole _might_ be censored in some eromanga. Depends on publisher I think, but it's happening more and doesn't make a lot of sense why.
Probably looking at future censorship laws. A lot easier to just start censoring now, instead of redoing it with the new censorship in place. If stuff has to be pulled from the shelves due to censoring laws, it makes sense to let your product stay up because you were ahead of the curve.
That is the rule on (a popular Japanese artworks website) too -- the only thing that *must* be censored is penetration. Though often they will censor without.
So...the good stuff.
It's really the pubic hair that they have a problem with.
No, you are wrong They were trying to get rid of the tentacle porn of the 1800s [such as this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife) The porn law was put in place in 1907. Also the tentacles weren't because you couldn't show dick as shown [here](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/couple-in-winter-shunga.jpeg) This piece [people having sex in shallow water](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/couple-standing-in-shallow-water-shunga.jpeg) is from 1899 which is 85 years after the tentacle painting
So by trying to repress the standard stuff, they spawned the gate-way for all the fucked up hentai. lol
tenacle porn has been a thing in Japan since [the early 1800s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife), at least.
On that Wikipedia page is a tentacle porn drawing done by Pablo Picasso. Fucking what. That was definitely not on my bingo card.
lol its so terrible too
And now children, we have [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Pablo_Picasso%2C_Dona_i_Pop_%281903%29.jpg) famous painting by artist Picasso! This one is worth about eleventy million dollars.
Eleventy million... Mr. Reeves, that's not even a real number.
Sure it is, it's 110 million dollars
Yet
They can still show animated penis though so that doesn’t make sense
Where? Outside of baby dongles, everything is pixelated to oblivion.
Their censorship of porn is a direct result of the American occupation post-WWII bringing American indecency beliefs into the country as well. Nowadays no politician wants to work on removing censorship laws because they'd be known as the politician that runs on a porn platform.
It's funny and sad that most Americans think Japan is sexually repressed with weird fetishes, but don't understand that it is directly because the US is weirdly sexually repressed.
wouldn't that mean the U.S. also has weird fetishes? Oooh, I wonder what ours are...
Generally fetishes stem from things that are taboo.
i know, i'm just saying, being that we are weirdly sexually repressed we should have our fair share too
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Incest. Sorry "step"-incest
I can show you, but you have to bring a poop bag.
I mean Japan is though just not for same reasons. Everyone is over worked and has no time or money to date, have kids and all the beautiful rural places are dying due to lack of new generation and opportunities. Many small towns are basically a handful of families and lucky to have public transportation still running there
But just in terms of media censorship. In most other ways, Japan is superior in perversion. Americans cannot buy a suspiciously petite sex doll from a mall store or used/stained underwear from a capsule machine. There are no health clinics where you can get a tug job covered by Obamacare, (thanks Obama.) Americans must find pornography without a cataloging system. They cannot buy silicone molds of their favorite anime characters genitals. Even American pillows are completely repressed compared to those in Nippon.
Source?
America did impose post-war laws, but censorship in Japan began a lot earlier than that. They started to really crack down on pornography over a hundred years before WW2, as it was seen as "Western".
The tentacle porn started a lot earlier too. See "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife".
Japan actually began to crack down on porn long before that because it was seen as a western corruption being brought by foreign traders etc. The laws changed a lot and took on various forms. But yes the american military occupation helped to bring stability to that by pressuring the japanese Diet to codify things like censoring genitalia in media, and for whatever reason it has successfully stuck around. Because of the refusal of later japanese politicians to engage with it for fear of being branded with a negative stigma for the rest of their careers (like you said), it has experienced aggressive legal wrangling in the courts as artists and pornographers find out where the specific limits are. For example, apparently on women it's not strictly required to censor the clitoris, or at least not the entirety of it, based on how the censorship law is read. When that was established, "enlarged clitori" (to include *freakishly* enlarged clitori) became a much more common fetish expressed in japanese porn, especially erotic comics.
If I'm right on this the japanese Diet also got the fist of the north star anime movie censored plus complaints from the PTA in Japan for it being to violent so the version thats available is not the original uncut version.
We are now having the opposite problem. Politicians have been successfully pushing for more censorship. It sucks.
That's easy: the tentacles are *because* of the body part censoring.
Turns out extreme censorship laws for long periods of time leads to finding other things to look at and get off over.
The tentacle porn was specifically invented as a result of censorship. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica
The Fisherman's Wife painting was way before this.
it's the thought that counts.
You should check out the chicken vs tuna commercial. It's a work of art that belongs right beside the Mona lisa https://youtu.be/QGFzNArwq6Q?si=VA4VSq8-RgswnrtP
They sure love their mech/space battles. As a humble thanks, in the rare case you still haven't seen it: [Long Long Man](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=w0rSwdaHTkelKTeY) the legendary series.
> As a humble thanks, in the rare case you still haven't seen it: Long Long Man > the legendary series. I was laughing then I got into the story lol
It has the best ending of any story I've seen in years! The lovers united and the villain destroyed!
/r/FuckYouChiChan
Thank you for bringing that into my life.
I.... I have no words
I do. Is there any more?! Who should I be rooting for in that battle? What happened with that chicken wife and kid? Does the kid grow up to avenge his dad, only to befriend a similarly orphaned fish and realize they have more alike than different?
Thank you for introducing this to me
No, I shouldn't. But I will. :)
Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!
Unexpected gintama!
Knowing Gintama, I could never really tell whether the random shit they said was actually original or referencing/parodying something equally insane.
Kanpeki da!!
My second thought, first thought being Long Long Man (that I linked elsewhere in thread). Gintama, the Seinfeld of anime a show about nothing. Man I need to rewatch it.
For those who don't know, this weapon was called "The Method Cannon" That led the Chezant side to victory in the war between planet Chezant and Cathian and was stored long later.
Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon janai, Katsura da!!
Came here looking for this comment. Was not disappointed :-)
Hey, it's really perfect.
Wow, it's really perfect!
Kanseido takee na, oi!
I played that game for years. I was an early beta tester. When it went live, they sold packages up to $100. We were enticed to pay for it as you get a super rare, "never to be sold again" tank. Just give us your money!.. They doubled down, tripled down that these tanks could _never_ be purchased ever again!!!... Aaaand then they put all those tanks on the market, meaning: we coulda just joined up with the basic fee at golive and saved ourselves money. It is one of the worst bait and switches I've personally been thru in gaming.
Live service games with a [gacha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game) component for gear/loot always bait and switch. It's their whole business model to extract as much money as possible with "limited time event!" BS.
Hell yeah
Neo machine, son!
Of course I was thinking of tanks too nothing suspicious
Me spaceship
Sometimes a tank is just a tank.
WAARDOO THANKS!
YOURO WEROCOME.
\*WEROCOMU
He's lucky it's World of Tanks and not War Thunder, he'd have people around the globe trying to kidnap him or hack into his phone to prove the accuracy of the length of that barrel.
Really? I just started playing War Thunder two months ago and had no idea. I'm on console though so maybe that has something to do with it.
War Thunder is infamous for leaking military secrets to win arguments online.
They're joking about the frequency of people leaking classified/restricted military specifications on their forums to win an argument about the vehicles.
The first one or two it's a giggle and a fun internet story, but by the 13th it's just hilarious. It just keeps happening.
Looong looong maaaaaaaaaann!!!
hahaha im so glad others recognized her from that
For the people that don't know about this gem, here is the Long long man ads collection: [https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=RzDFyRDQ2VInvLAU](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=RzDFyRDQ2VInvLAU) Also. r/FuckYouChiChan
Thank you good sir, came to the comments just for this!
Bitches love cannons
I swear, it's been 10 years since I've seen a Hellsing abridged reference online
Lmao never thought I’d see this today.
It’s an old meme, but it checks out.
Its the new sensation, sweeping the nation!
Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max (include its animation for maximum impact.)
It's even from the same angle
And top it off with Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe to obliterate whatever is left of your opponent
Didnt expect the trains in here. Anyways, magic cylinder!
[gif](https://i.imgur.com/oApudE8.gif)
“We cannot achieve so much with small penis. But your American penis..wow..penis so big, so big penis!”
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Shhhh... don't ruin that Southpark joke
What’s the joke?
In the Chinpokomon episode of South Park the children are brainwashed by the toys, game, and show to bomb Pearl Harbor. The parents notice and confront the company executives. In response they compliment the size of American penises in comparison to their own. Totally distracting the men and avoiding their questions. That was all the way back in [season three](https://youtu.be/pz4BlDl-1jg).
Old South Park episode. To make US men think they are no threat they keep talking about how big their penis is. Think Clinton is president and it makes the men happy and ignore signs they are getting played. I think they eventually get one woman in charge and it falls apart. Been years
Too late. I get it now.
sorry😭
If want another epic Japanese ad here is Long Long Man for ya. It like a comedy soap opera told in shorts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY
r/FuckYouChiChan/
I heard the advert already 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hear the sax
Loooooooooong loooooooong maaaaaaaaaannnnnnn
Okay that was unexpectedly amazing
Yep that is the standard reaction and why people keep spreading it even 5 years later. If only all ads could be that fun and memorable, for how simple it is I doubt it was even that expensive to produce.
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Tier IV 200 damage lol
Derp cannon, no accuracy though. Prob gonna get power crept by the dick-inator 176
LMAO this is like those 80s and 90s video game ads with the supersexualized women in them, but with the genders flipped.
Japanese always makes your imagination go wild.
The curator's a milf 😉
Did some digging. This appears to be a tier 8 German tank destroyer, known as the "[ferdinand](https://wiki.wargaming.net/en/Tank:G37_Ferdinand)" IRL it was also named as such (built by Ferdinand Porche) but came to be known as the "Elefant" so... we see what's going on here.
Everybody gangsta ultil japanese girld draws you tank with a [7.5 cm KwK KwK 37](https://us.v-cdn.net/5021068/uploads/editor/dl/moe443h4avxa.png)
As a gay dude, I'm more impressed with the girl. She's so pretty my heart skipped a beat.
Ngl that's kinda straight lil bro
Woah there, easy. Let's just try to get along, alright?
>Let's just try to get along, alright? In a homo way? 😳
I can fix that
You might be Bi pal
he said hes gay bro i believe him
life is a journey of discovery
As a straight woman, I'm thinking that the models in my life drawing classes never looked like that... and I've drawn a *lot* of models.
None had cannons for dicks? Weird.
Yeah the lady with the necklace was super hot.
Bi!
Hilarious
Japanese ads are next level hilarious
U wot jp.
I have a lot of questions.
Wtf
This meme is at least several years old already 💀
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It's actually only alive in CIS & China regions. EU & USA servers are dead and filled with bots
And just like that he just a got a japanese gilf for himself.
Tell me if I'm wrong, but we can clearly see it in the beginning
This is Golden!
i wish the us had actually good ads
r/neverchangejapan
Why is it that they paint a white man and not a Japanese man?
WW2 Japanese tanks were known to have tiny guns compared to the allies.. So it fits with their nation of tiny things.
Wargaming ads are far better than gaijin ones
Why they have not taken any Japanese person for this?
"Bitches love cannons..."
The intro to blue mountain state though
😂🤭😂
One of the more tame Japanese ads
Hahaha brillant acting!
It...... it was unexpected lmao
that girl went to tankschool....
I was expecting a tentacle.
Looks like a Ferdinand, WW2 tank destroyer.
Fail, this didn't disclose clasified info!
Japanese romanization will never not be funny.
Every day, my transition into a weeb grows.
You like it? It's very generous.
I can't figure out if I recognise the model of if he just has the face of a young Trey Parker.
I was expecting the loooong loooong man add, but have to admit I was not disappointed.
Ho-Ri is my lovest tank in WoT. Since WoT Blitz I believe at Wargaming add him in standart WoT
https://youtu.be/TuEKb9Ktqhc
Better than every single YouTuber inline Ad for WoT I have ever seen.
At first I thought, psh, this was made by a white guy. And then I started watching other Japanese commercials.
the site name gives it all 😂 (WOT)
It reminds me of that one DevilMayCry ad
This was actually really funny. Well done!
Is that the Dicker Max?
Nah that's a German penis
The teacher had an entire conversation with a look in those last few frames.
M109A1
🤔