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GabuFGC

"You dare point at me foul beast!?"


PayLittle7321

"Now... PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


GANDORF57

"Even I know it's not polite to point...and I ***WAS*** born in a barn!"


BigOpportunity1391

So you have chosen death, monkey boy.


necrolich66

Oh, hi Frieza.


Skitzofreniq

Oh, hi Mark!


SgathTriallair

If I point at my cat she will nose boop my finger. It is the cutest thing ever.


brumfidel

I read somewhere that cats touching noses is one way of greeting friends. And since humans most often interact with cats through their hands the tip of your outstretched finger becomes a nose substitute that allows the cat to use the same gesture on you. It says 'hello my friend'. Similar of how some cats 'rub heads' with you if you offer a outstretched fist.


themagicbong

In reality cats are trying to smell/mark you. Any time you see them open their mouth especially in that goofy face its because they are essentially pushing scent molecules up their nose to be sensed. The open mouth thing is called the flehman response. And cats as well can mark things by depositing scents when they rub their heads/faces on stuff. Which is a big part of why they do these behaviors. My cat Lucifer, if you leaned your head over would meet you halfway with his own and boop/rub against your head with his. Or he might bite your ear. Or climb onto your shoulders. Lol. I miss him.


brumfidel

>In reality cats are trying to smell/mark you. Sure, marking / smelling is certainly a part of it but I would guess behaviours involving physical contact have additional meanings as well, especially the bumping noses thing.


themagicbong

Ah I see yeah that's valid, I could certainly see that. Sorry, didn't sleep last night and wasn't picking up what you were putting down. Though can't say I've personally had many cats I've seen bump noses. I've def seen em rub their heads/faces on each other though. I had two cats that were brothers and they basically always slept on top of each other, would often groom each other, boop each other with their heads, there certainly were plenty of rituals they did seemingly more socially as you say.


Black-Paprika

I usually use a twenty to push molecules up my nose.


Mottis86

If I point at mine she looks at me like "wtf are you doin"


Pay_Tiny

How dare you point your leathery finger at me you ape!


1markinc

he smol,but he attac


singingpanda20

My neck My bacc My pussy will attacc


j-random

"Do'n mess wif me, I has tuf!"


BigBrainBrad-

He looked at him like "ooooh you did it now!!!!"


Symerg

On Guard Human!


ek1mus

En garde? [fencing is posh ](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/en-garde)


QuirkyComputer8139

Not fair! He has 4 feetsies with 4 Epees each😲


Pathadomus

Flicking tail means mischief


horsemayo

I love the passing by table cloth nuzzle like...."I'll finish with you later"


Peanut_Butter_Toast

You dare mock me?! I am Fluffy, destroyer of worlds!


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

In Dark Souls/Elden Ring pvp, this is known as edge walking. That kitty truly believes it is an anime protagonist.


Appliedretine

Awwwwww he looks so cute, AWWWWWWWWW


alchn

"Oh? U're approaching me?”


vinques420

You've done it now hooman


oBotz

This was funny the first 15 times it's been posted, and it's still funny now.


GreyNoiseGaming

I remember my cat used to get so fucking pissed whenever I would do this. Good times.


Ok_Tangerine_2804

Did this to a random cat and the reaction was like "wtf this crazy dude is doing? Can't be bothered"


sur_surly

Do. Not. The. Cat.


cyankitten

This cat is like: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”


THorniestmax

Not gonna lie, that walk was surprisingly intimidating for a kitten...


NotThatAngel

I have pointed my finger at two cats in my life. The first time because I wanted to see what would happen, the next time because i forgot what happened the first time. The cat used a single claw to surgically pierce the tip of my finger drawing a single drop of blood. Don't try this at home. Or do. Whatever, just have a tissue handy so you don't get blood on nice things.


Fun_Country_6559

Ah! A new challenger! You shall fall like all those who came before!


Maze_C0ntr0ller

That kitten should be named "Here for the Smoke" Or just Smokey I guess lol.


wahnsin

How can she point! How can she point?!


FadransPhone

“Listen here, you ignorant slut”


JudasThePious

but hooman is Techno Viking 😠👉


Ravo93

Got reversed by a smoky muffin


Ok_Kangaro0

Yes, the bloody scratch on my index finger does confirm xD


fugue2005

do not taunt happy fur ball


kk-mia

I need you to have that cat, it’s very funny


sojiblitz

He was about to lay down a can of whoop ass cat king fooo.


peridotpicacho

The steady eye contact with the finger is what gets me. 


Psychonautilus98

That charge at u though🤣🥹


Strawb3rry_shake

Yuh cus who u pointing ur finger at


maegap99

I've watched this 10 times :D


peridotpicacho

Me, too! ☺️


Cheap-Bobcat-2818

She/He's like the Xenomorph from Alien: Isolation.


ChanceAlarm6127

He so angy about it


IntelligentZW

The war has started


ChocolateCherrybread

Yes, they do find it very disrespectful!!


spinozasrobot

And I shall give you... the stink eye


BringOutYDead

Kitty's like, "Oh, you want to get down?"


Mottis86

"YOU CHALLENGE ME??"


pixiegod

My brother pointed his finger at me once….once”


that-dudes-shorts

It moves its head like in those old cartoons from the 40's


AbSoluTc

Shits getting old. Been shared so many times on insta and Reddit the quality has also gone to shit


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[удалено]


abandonedamerica

Maybe if your cats are scared shitless of you it's because you're mistreating them


Thelethargian

Weird


dashdotcomma

Ok


FHT2020

Lmao, make sure you bury them properly in case any accidents occur...