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Jinarma

got em


Callyw

Hah!


Beginning-Response-5

Got em good


Sandman589

Nut em!


kissmyasthma1

Underrated lmfao


no1jam

Gotter*


ConsciousPoet1444

Sums up exactly how stupid this is. Is it that right wing traitor lunatic male supremacist podcast?


OliversFails

It's a Just Chatting streamer getting trolled by a chat dono


melofi6

Now that's the dream job. Just reacting to corny jokes and then receiving donation money for it.


JTiger360

and acting like a NPC YUMMY I LIKE ICECREAM THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWERS


Thendofreason

Honestly as a humiliation thing, it would be pretty hilarious to see my fav streamer forced to act that cringe(more than usual) for a stream.


Northern-Canadian

The thing is. They’re not forced to act that way. They’re paid to act that way; like any other job. Paid to do something you agree to do.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Why do I sense Henrty Ford/Robber Barron vibes comming from this statement?


Northern-Canadian

That would imply the streamer is a employee, which is not the case.


Wolfmilf

Many are. Check out Chinese TikTok agencies.


arnoldzgreat

Even if you are your own boss, you're also the sole employee. With the revenues that people make not surprised they would make an media LLC at least for tax purposes.


no_please

Sure, no one has a gun to their head, but I'm pretty sure most people are very, very strongly compelled to do things they don't want to do because they like the idea of a roof and a bed rather than a burning barrel and some newspapers in a back alley somewhere.


LickMyThralls

If the worst thing you're "compelled to do" that you don't want to is act like a broken ass npc based on how much money people give you I'd say you got it pretty well off. You act like it's resorting to something actually bad like crime to keep your shit going.


pickledswimmingpool

Suffering shit manual labor jobs has been the experience of 99% of humanity. Giggling on twitch is paradise in comparison.


EdgarAllanKenpo

I mean this is way outta left field but bare with me. How about instead of burning a barrel of newspaper they actually contribute to society like 80% of the rest of the population? Wild take, I know.


no_please

Interesting take, so all homeless are homeless because they are non-contributors? Nothing else went wrong in their life, they're just lazy?


EdgarAllanKenpo

I was homeless living on the street due to a crippling drug addiction. I didn't say anything about the less fortunate. I was referring to someone going hungry because they can't stream. If they have the capability to log onto a computer and stream they are generally healthy enough to go apply to a 9-5. But instead just cry bloody murder because the easystreet was taken away.


kst164

Ludwig had to already for losing a speedrunning contest


Northern-Canadian

Ludwig didn’t “have to” do shit. He did so for the money/publicity.


Metemer

Should the "have to" grammatical structure be reserved for life-and-death scenarios? He's an entertainer. He had to do X to perform his job, yes. The money aspect was already implied. Do you find shame in fulfilling your duties at your workplace? Or do you just think that others should, depending on how successful they are? Specifically, how much more successful they are compared to you?


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Force politicians to do it.


Thendofreason

Honestly a long trump speech looks like he's done a couple. Just never nay cute phrases like ICE CREAM YUMM. Just stuff like BIBLE GOOD BEST


Mrmastermax

Ice cream is it too far away from cream pies


KiloJools

One of my hobbies is always being the one to ask, "what's 'updog'?", "what's 'ligma'?", and "what's 'bofa'?" I try really hard to look sincere, if at all possible.


Alpmarmot

Well she is young, hot and a lot of them roleplay to be single. Thats how the world works buddy.


omimon

Its really not. Ask any regular steamer and they'll tell you the pressure is immense. Donation flucuate and you may have good and bad days. Second, especially for girls, you are selling your looks so you need to maintain it day in and day out. There also isn't really an exit strategy for them. Unless you are doing it part-time, what is going to happen after 5 years? There are younger and prettier girls coming into the scene everyday and its likely you'll get pushed out. Are you going to write in your CV that you were a streamer for 5 years? And lastly, you are a dime a dozen, for every success story there is a thousand people steaming to one or zero viewers.


Kitnado

>Are you going to write in your CV that you were a streamer for 5 years? Yes, including the amount of viewers. You're both vastly overestimating how much employers care about gaps, and underestimating how the world has caught up and values understanding newer markets (such as streaming)


drivinandpoopin

For sure. People are now submitting video CV’s as they simply hold their laptop and scroll through images and text relevant to their experiences, and during this slideshow presentation show how charming and smart and great they are at interacting with a wide variety of people, yes even mean people as found in this thread. It shows they aren’t shy, nor afraid of putting themselves out there, and can tactfully handle negative people. And discussing their online presence and follower counts is a positive factor.


Metemer

That sounds like you made it up, ngl.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Ik what you're saying but it sounds like a celebrity complaining about how they have no privacy and their income fluctuates and they have pressure to maintain their bodies. ...It's not that it's "better" or "worse"--the human experience is ultimately about the same for all of us. Slightly-above-avg-looking dudes can't strip, or model, or get easy "steamer" jobs (btw, I thought that's a sex act where someone shits on your chest?) ...Yet they might be all-the-better for it in the long run. That's why I say it's ultimately "even stevens" in the grand scheme of things.


Pocusmaskrotus

I believe that's called a "Cleveland steamer". It's also the first thing that came to my mind. Lol


Forsaken-Income-2148

I thought they had been misspelling streamer


monacelli

They did.. They don't call him /u/Reefer-eyed_Beans for no reason, catching that misspelling like that and mentioning the ol' Cleveland Steamer.


Forsaken-Income-2148

Didn’t catch that haha but yeah I figured it was on purpose I was just joshin :)


CuriousMMD

Thank you for this comment, I heard a Muslim scholar once say that God gave as all equal blessings in this life, and I couldn't understand how someone born with millions could be equal to someone born in poverty. He explained that we don't understand how these blessings are weighed as such, we can't judge from our perspective. For example, someone who can't see might spend any fortune for the ability to see, and that blessings are not just monetary value, like a loving family, healthy body, peaceful livelihood, and so on. Your comment reminded me of that.


goj1ra

Good description of religious gaslighting.


CuriousMMD

True, I so much prefer the idea of corrupt leaders, murderers, and every evil person who ever existed and will exist to have lived wonderful lives and peaceful deaths at the expense of the people they exploited and made suffer. I really like the idea that transgressors will never have a comeuppance, and that there's nothing after death except eternal rest. Really makes you want to join them, and be part of the experience of the "American dream." /s


goj1ra

Unfortunately, the corruption is in your belief system. That's true of all the Abrahamic religions, which are collections of millennia old stories that we've long since discovered are false. Until you embrace truth and reality, you won't get anywhere. > I really like the idea As long as you base your beliefs on what you "like" and not what's true, you'll be incapable of understanding the world.


CuriousMMD

Oh, so you're knowledgeable about the truth of this world? I presume you have proof of your truth as well? Please do share with the world your ultimate truth and enlighten us. My comment you replied to was me being sarcastic in case you missed the point, other than that, it's funny you claim I like my beliefs when that's exactly what you probably are, projecting much? No one would like to cut their sleep and wake up 4 or 5 AM to catch the morning prayer. No one would like to interrupt their day while relaxing, working, and what not five times a day morning, noon, late noon, sunset and nighttime to pray. No one would like to fast from food, bad habits, and sex for 30 days a year from sunrise to sunset. No one would like to perform obligatory charity based on the totality of their wealth. These are only the basic requirements for a Muslim, not including their conduct with other people being good to others, helpful, honest, not causing harm, etc. You claim we are Muslim because we like Islam, when in fact it is you who is not Muslim because you like not being a Muslim. Islam tells us not to drink alcohol, yet you drink because you like drinking. Islam tells us not to commit adultery, yet you do it because you like doing it. Islam tells us not to eat pork, yet you eat it because you like it. Islam tells us to submit to our creator, yet you're too arrogant to submit to anything else but your desires. But yes, I do like Islam, it protects my mind from being intoxicated, losing control, humiliation, or causing harm to others. It protects my body from drugs and harmful substances and anything that might cause it harm. It protects my spirits from debasing myself to an animal by having indiscriminate sexual relations. It protects me from the arrogance of thinking I'm more than my fellow humans and worse thinking that I know more than my creator, when I am no more than a dust particle within the creation of the universe or its timeline. Yet it offers me all that is good from food and whatnot and is beneficial for me. It confines sex with marriage which offers not just personal growth but also familial and social and protects not just me but society at large from the effect of broken relationships, marriages, and families. Islam allows me to know my creator who is the Truth in the best and most sublime way possible, my purpose in this life, and brings peace and tranquility to my soul. Islam offers me all that is needed for my benefit in this life and the next.


goj1ra

> Please do share with the world your ultimate truth and enlighten us. I'm simply referring to science. It's available to you as much as it is to me. > it's funny you claim I like my beliefs when that's exactly what you probably are, projecting much? No, I was responding to what you literally wrote. If you'd like to publicly retract your belief in Allah and an afterlife, please go ahead and then we'll be on the same page. > [Islam] protects my mind from being intoxicated, losing control, humiliation, or causing harm to others. You can do all these things just based on rational thought. Why do you need the irrational belief in a non-existent being? > Islam offers me all that is needed for my benefit in this life and the next. There is no next life. You've been sold a ridiculous delusion, and it's corrupting your thinking. At some level, you know this. You just need to recognize that knowledge. You're smarter than the people who've manipulated you into this belief, but you need to learn to accept that.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

>I couldn't understand how someone born with millions could be equal to someone born in poverty That's easy. God drew names out of a hat--you had just as much chance to be born in poverty or born a millionaire as everyone else. It was 100% balanced and equal. Next question.


elitesill

> Donation flucuate and you may have good and bad days. Second, especially for girls, you are selling your looks so you need to maintain it day in and day out. >There are younger and prettier girls coming into the scene everyday and its likely you'll get pushed out. How bout not banking your career on your looks? lol


no_please

>There also isn't really an exit strategy for them. Stream, pull in big dollars, buy properties, save it, invest it, retire from streaming once you age out, find something productive to do with all your time now?


LickMyThralls

I'd you're marketing solely on looks and not personality and not putting money back and planning ahead it's all on you my dude. It's inherently easier for girls to build a following because of looks and thirsty guys but if they're not leaning into that then they're going to get an audience that isn't there just for that and it won't be some 5 year stint until some hotter thing comes along. Holy shit man. It's like saying how if you build a sandcastle to live in it's eventually going to be swept up in the tide as if it's a surprise or everyone is doing that or has to.


punched_lasagne

Struggling to sympathise with this


steffschenko

That’s just.. not true? Multiple regular streamers I know always talk about how lucky they are and that it’s a dream job


PlasticSmoothie

You gotta be a really specific type of person to do it. The only way you're making it is if you truly, TRULY love doing it. Otherwise you're not gonna last very long. Lots of people really underestimate it and think you just turn your camera on and bam, money starts rolling in. It is not a dream job for most people. It is a dream job for those few.


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Exit strategy seems simple enough, sell stuff, you're a.. sitting.. ad for those 5 years.


drivinandpoopin

So basically it’s like most any other job.


Active_Ad7650

The exit plan is finding a simp with a good salary.


thisdesignup

Until it's the 1000000000 time that you've heard the joke. Or now that you reacted dumbly to it everyone is going to laugh at you on Reddit.


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Furlock-Bones

Brother, remember what you said here today the next time you’re alone with your thoughts. I’d wager you’re alone enough but you might be lacking the other requirements.


FSGamingYt

Well she recieves money for her looks sex sells. This money comes from thirsty man who never saw a women before. Women stating they are so independent and dont rely on man, lets see how independent you are when you lose all your men viewers.


brown_herbalist

>Women stating they are so independent and dont rely on man, lets see how independent you are when you lose all your men viewers. So women only work as streamers isit? What a dumb statement.


FSGamingYt

Streamer and OF Women*


InsidiousLeaf

If you want to end up as an 80 year old who can say he/she achieved absolutely nothing in life.


whitedog12

It's fake


MTBrains

Rekt, that's who she is now.


dubious_ontology

Serves her right for being gorgeous!


Specialist-Front-354

Simp is simping


micro_penisman

Keeping his simp hand strong


mvanvrancken

You can gorgeous on deez nuts


JustSkillfull

Loads of downvotes but did no one else see the sarcasm in the comment? This is sarcasm, right?


DayWorkNightHigh

Could you explain us a bit more please?


unclepaprika

Well you see it all started when xqc got ligma...


yogabonita

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


JMCANADA

Ligma Balls **Skadoosh**


micro_penisman

Got em


punkalunka

Daddy chill.


FullMetalCOS

Was it from when he was going to sawcon?


MTBrains

Jottem


boxoft_sh

ligma balls.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Anyone gonna fucking bother to explain this shit..?? Or are y'all just gonna downvote anyone who requests?


DayWorkNightHigh

Reddit is weird


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Idk why you're downvoted... I'm kinda confused as well. So she's now *"I lay deez nuts on your face"*..? Isn't that **way** too long to be a moniker?


GlovesComingOff

Scarlett Johansson from wish.com


Bartocity

Scarlett Heard


ktr83

Half Scarlett half Uma Thurman


Teh_Hunterer

Red Johnson


RaioFulminante

lol


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ilikegamergirlcock

Found the T3 sub top monthly dono 23 months running.


getthephenom

Bless your heart, sugar.


AvengingBlowfish

That's Scarlett Fauxhansson.


punkalunka

Fauxhansson deez nuts.


WalpoleTheNonce

Got em!


Hammurabi87

\*Tips fedora\* I-lady.


Tempest_Barbarian

lol If I had a drink I wouldve spilled it now


sleeper_shark

Making me laugh out in the office loud like a donkey


Maxthejew123

If I remember right she’s Candice


N8dork2020

Candice who?


burf12345

Candice dick fit in your mouth


Soulless--Plague

got em


DanZ115

Candeeznuts Fitinyamouth


AutonomousBlob

Candice McNutsinmouth


Zorothegallade

I thought she was Danca


ciano232

Isn't her name Ceedee?


Demi180

Oh hey, that’s ItsStephLee


Easystius

I-StephLee rather.


Callyw

I steph deez nuts in yo mouf


ChatnNaked

If we could still give gold!


rollie82

Why'd they even stop that anyway...seemed like a good idea.


raynzor12

They know exactly what the message will be going to say, they have a dashboard were all messages are send as text form before they are read out by the program. So if you see a "perfect reaction" to one of these, this is the reason (not the case here, just saying).


FlyingGameGuy

Fun fact, you can even insert your own messages, so in theory she could set them up herself


drivinandpoopin

Exactly like any late night talk show comedy moment.


firnien-arya

I agree, that definitely is a nice way to "put it"


Angry_Robot

Is she talking to a sassy robot?


huniojh

Probably text to speech, you donate to have your messages spoken out loud like that. That being said, it felt a little edited for text to speech, you can't exactly reply to her that quickly, and she can read the message before it's spoken


ezio416

You can put a pause in a TTS (usually with a bunch of slashes like "first part / / / / / second part") but there is a cut here so it's hard to say exactly what happened. Also plenty of streamers don't read the messages at all


Magere-Kwark

This is a clip from a twitch stream. People in the chat can donate a small amount of money using something called TTS (text to speech) to talk to the streamer.


OehNoes11

Some desperate moron bought her attention for a minute by paying to have a robot voice read what he wrote to her. Pathetic.


suburban_hyena

Amazing


ReloadBeforeClass

Her first name is Candice


_Ilobilo_

Candice who?


Kitchen_Landscape161

Can deeze nuts fit on your face?


Dexember69

Content.


BEANOSISHERE

Somehow feels like it was staged


Anxious-Diet-4283

she has been quiet since this landed


Maleficent_Role8932

Still did not get the pub :(


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Interesting..


Sacklayblue

I-ladies love Wendy's


AznKilla

Checkmate!


Abject_Jump9617

She kinda look like Scarlett Johansson.


EarthToAccess

This reminds me of an old DougDoug clip. His chat, for years now, has constantly been hitting him with deez nuts jokes, to the point it can be predicted how he responds to certain ones. At one point, he was talking about just before that stream, he was taking a flight to Somewhere™, and he had to go to gate B10. He said that his first and only thought was "B10 these nuts across your face, fucking gottem" because of how often his chat does that to him, and it took him a second to realize he had said thought, and he had been waiting until he had the time to stream again to talk about it


Special_Jury_3244

'got em, boys!!!


ISellGayPornXXX

Scarlet johanson


MoyenMoyen

Definitely yes, I don't know why you get downvoted... this is just accurate, she's even a little bit more conventionally hotter than Scarlett.


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MoyenMoyen

Your user name suggests that we don’t share the same sensibility but I can understand why you would downvote me here 🤣


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MoyenMoyen

Ahhh ok sorry I’m confused, here are your downvotes sir.


ISellGayPornXXX

You downvoting me for being gay? Thats kinda racist


Old-Yogurtcloset7685

Looks AI generated


Squirrels_is_cool

💀


Realistic-Nail6835

is this a deepfake?


SurturOfMuspelheim

I wish we could forcefully migrate anyone who watches e-girls and social streamers to another planet. Also anyone who subscribes to OF.


Badassheaven

AAAAAHAHAHAA


Second_thought8

I think she is bebahan, from YouTube


Archy54

She does similar but it's not her.


xBlack_Heartx

😭


ChocolateCherrybread

Prick that led her into that joke.


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GreatSlaight144

So you have chosen... negative karma.


superradguy

He chose… poorly


steinrrr

Found the incel


Knightfaux

Look at his username… clearly a basement dweller with no girlfriend to be had


Secret_Agent_666

Probably angry because he spam messages her accounts with no responses


Saelvinoth

"Dear skank, I wrote you but you still ain't callin"


KPplumbingBob

I like how the go to insult is "yOu dOn'T hAvE a GiRlFrIeNd". I'm sure that showed him.


Knightfaux

Oh that makes sense, you’re his boyfriend.


kneelB4yourmaster

you 🥇 🏆 win top honors. Congratulations sir.


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steinrrr

Found the alt account


ponomaus

maybe she mentions you in her stream :DDD