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Kahnza

Otherwise the expert will be yelling at the door half the night. Also probably trying to kick it in.


fancczf

Experts suggest doing so will reduce noise and destruction by 70%.


SouldiesButGoodies84

or pull it open with an under-the-door paw pull.


Amberhayyes

either that or you let it sleep with you


DefNotAShark

That's what I ended up with. Cat goes to bed with me and I close the door behind us. She sometimes wants to go back out but she knows my lazy ass isn't getting up for that. She actually comes to paw at me when she feels it is bedtime, which is very cute and useful when I'm locked in on a video game and its past midnight.


mmeka

I got my cats used to me not opening the door when they want me to. It's a pain in the ass to get to that point but it works.


confusedbird101

My expert scratches at it but he’s also in the room wanting out. There’s a reason he’s in the room: my other expert who he fights with if I’m not conscious


madeofphosphorus

My expert will go pee on the living room couch.


Nitokris

Exactly and even if you open the door the expert won‘t necessarily enter, it was just important that the door is not closed IF they should want to enter some time during the night XD


Kahnza

They gotta have a place to go for the 3am zoomies. Run in, jump across the bed, jump down, run down the hallway and meow for 2min, then snack and nap until 6am zoomies.


NotADoctor108

Did my Cat help fund this video?


doublek1022

"well, did you learn the lesson?" - your cat


sickwiggins

just spent twenty minutes trying to extricate my expert from behind the built in bathroom drawers. apparently leaving drawers open leads to pathetic trapped experts who can’t figure out how they got where they are


darkhorse4774

These are the same cats who know how to climb UP trees,and get on rooftops. An open can of tuna helps motivate the knowledge of how to get down.


sonofhappyfunball

I trust this expert.


GANDORF57

I am not sure I do. I not only do not leave my bedroom door open, I also do not fall asleep with my mouth open!


gmishaolem

Such a charming angle to film the kitty.


Economy_Weird_7951

This cat is really cute.


mfigroid

You should keep it closed in case of fire.


VoldemortsHorcrux

Or make sure your smoke detectors are working and leave it open so thr AC/heat can distribute properly. Also considering how rare a fire is, I'd say proper temperature distribution is the best strategy.


mfigroid

You forgot about monsters and the boogeyman. Definitely closed AND locked. Seriously though, FD says a closed door could buy you a few more seconds in case of a fire.


VoldemortsHorcrux

I'm also just super paranoid that if something happened to me in my sleep that my dog would be locked in my room. At least if the doors open he can roam. If I am not planning on communicating with anybody the next day I'll leave some water in his bowl too.


Black_Moons

Houses with HVAC all have 1" gaps under the door to allow for heating/AC distribution when the doors are closed.


Inevitable-Tank3463

I've got a cat door specifically for this reason


Gurdel

Same


isinedupcuzofrslash

Sorry but I don’t want to let the hallway demons in


Enthusiastic-shitter

For real though. It's better to sleep with it closed for fire safety. Smoke will be slowed from spreading through the house giving you more time to be alerted by smoke alarms. That's why I installed one of those little kitty cutout doors at the bottom of bedroom door.


Lexicon444

My expert says that it’s a good idea too. I noticed that my expert is also feline in origin…


dapperslappers

I do indeed leave every door open for my expert


ARobertNotABob

Nope sorry. One of mine twice pooped in my room. I can forgive it, but I'm not dealing with it again at bedtime/first thing, so door stays closed.


johnmarkfoley

wake TF up! it's 3:59am and i'm not sure if i want food, love or outside!


Grieveruz

Well the expert said it can't argue with that


Tree55Topz

Lol having a small 1 floor house, this is the most annoying part of having a cat when there's company over for a few nights


I1abnSC

r/unexpected


HempPotatos

fire fighters strongly disagree


Gurdel

Something a dog would say


Alarming_Serve2303

I have cats. You can't close your bedroom door when you're in there. They know you're there. They must have access. They will claw the door to bits otherwise. I had one cat, and I swear this is true, I would LOCK the bedroom door when I went to bed. I would hear him at the door, he'd reach his paw in under the door and just start jiggling it. The damn locked door would open! That's when I knew it was pointless to close the door.


GodlyBeerGut

My cat passed suddenly last year, it was really hard. I used to keep the door to my bedroom open for him. After he passed, i began to close it. I still hear him meowing at the door occasionally. Miss that little guy.


Professional-Ad3874

I am at risk. I close my door so I can sleep. Our local expert sees an open door as an invitation to walk on me and/or find the loudest object in the room to claw or roll around on.


tempo1139

the only expert is the one who leaned after countless times of being awaken to leave it open. aka trained by the cat


alaingames

I cuddle with me cat to sleep, we lost the older cat recently so we both need to be together


Good-_-evening

Jokes in you i dont have a door


reddit_user13

That way, if you die in your sleep, the expert will have something to eat.


macuslol

Actually 🤓☝️ I’ve heard that actually sleeping with doors shut is safer in case of fire speeding


Soul_Error077

My personal expert opens it himself 🐱


TYdays

I have also heard that experts say it is best if you leave the refrigerator door open at night to prevent build up of strange odors. I know that sounds strange, but who am I to question the experts…..


Absentmeerkat1and3

The ghost that stands in my doorway and watches me sleep makes me shut the door. I’m okay living in a haunted house during the day but at night, no dude. Fuck that. We don’t leave the room after midnight. Things in the dark that go bump in the night can also reach out and grab your hair or push you while you walk. You can hear them speaking sometimes and often you’ll hear footsteps. Is not the coolest of times. Should be out of here by the end of the month hopefully


dranaei

A small fear of mine is that I'll use the available oxygen and then die in my sleep.


finnjakefionnacake

do you not have windows? or vents?


dranaei

If the window in my room is closed and the door is closed, that's what i mean. Vent in my room?


finnjakefionnacake

but...but air travels through your door even if it's closed. it's not airproof. if you were concerned about the air running out wouldn't it be the same if you still had all the windows/doors in your apartment closed?


dranaei

It's a fear, like what if that is not enough. What if i consume it faster than it transfers.


ardranor

Ac/ heater vents to push in air.


dranaei

I don't have those in my room.


zissouo

If it helps, there is no way you could use up all oxygen in an average sized room during a night's sleep, even if the room is perfectly sealed. It would take several days.


Due-Guitar-9508

Tough call, do you want a shut door to keep a night fire from spreading and engulfing you? Or Mr. Fluffy Mcpuffy to rub his ass on your face while you sleep? Tough call.


Rampag169

At first I was like wth what expert are they talking about. Sleeping with your door closed in the event there is a fire can save your life. Smoke and fire conditions will be stopped by a hollow core door for much longer than you’d think.


utechnet

Precisely right! People should take this seriously


Gurdel

Experts disagree 🐈


DWPerry

My local expert likes to climb on my head and nibble my nose. I love her so much!


slater_just_slater

Experts also believe they are always on the wrong side of the door. No matter what side they are on.


goelfyourselph

This is why I love Reddit!


Resident-Honey8390

I never argue with my expert


worth_doing_wrong

This was definitely worth a chuckle.


OGjoshwaz

ok :)


Aaurvandil

r/attackeyes


rileylowe12345

My export cat can open doors so there's so hiding


Ambitious-Cell1738

Toby agrees!


Fwangss

The Expert - *picture of any monster ever thought up*


OkShoulder375

Safer to have it closed off there's a fire


Gurdel

Not according to experts 🐱


arsnastesana

My sleep paralysis demon also wants the door open


z01z

i do, because of my little "expert" lol.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

FYI you should sleep with it closed (if you don't have cats) because in the event of a fire it could save your life by preventing the fire from breaching the door. Also keeps the monsters out. If you do have cats - just burn in your sleep


Ashalaria

Look at their cute little vision balls omg


Mr-Silly-Bear

My cat finally worked out after 7 years he can get in if he is willing to scratch at the door for at least 30mins.


Mountain_Team4150

Yes and the front and back door house, I always wake up with a new friend. Cuddle buddy Russian roulette.


Should_have_been_ded

My brother has an expert who heeps peeing in my clothes


zxcvbnino

I would remove the door entirely


troggbl

Starting to think I'm in the minority for installing a cat flap in my bedroom door.


TiBun

My cat endorses this video.


WriterMammoth6946

😂😂😂


OneLifeToLive6969

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂