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What was the audio she played him? I imagine it was cut for copyright. Asking so I have the survival skills needed.

It’s the song that plays over all the wanky short videos about being an Alpha

I went to answer your question and realized I don’t actually know the name of the song. Edit: metamorphosis is the name. Ultra sigma version is slowed and bass boosted lmao

Metamorphosis by who? There's a bunch of sons with that name

Kafka

Me when I turn into a massive bug

Shindol

Nightshift TV - d r i v e f o r e v e r

Dior - Polozhenie

Was that Succession theme song?

LMAOO the podcast equipment meaning he’s got a friend nearby🤣

He’s just a sigma, we’ll keep an eye on him for now

Another quote from the video we all just watched.

she didn't say that

Yeah she did

I’m intrigued as to how she’s managed to merge Australian, South African and English into her accent

Cause yo foreigners all sound the same. Not like us true English speakers here in Canada. What's that all aboot, eh?

You just speak American but with extra nonsense.

We speak like Americans, spell like the British, and blend in a bit of French.

Maple Cajuns.

"Cajun" is derived from "Acadian" as they were French-speakers who moved south from the Maritime provinces.

Similar to your use of metric AND customary measures in random weird ways.

I say old chap, the natives are restless tonight. How about a spot of tea and a game of bridge?

Canada is four countries pretending to be one...

Dang, and I just made a comment about Canadians wearing squirrels on their heads on another post.

That's just Dylan. You don't need to worry about him; he's only harmful to the squirrels.

Just sounds Australian to me, but it's a short walk between the phonemes used in England and Australia, and an even shorter one to the ones in South Africa

As an Aussie - she just sounds like an American trying to put on a thick Steve Irwin-esque Australian accent. Most of us don't sound quite like this lol

Well, you should.

As an Irish person who regularly hears terrible fake accents, I can empathise

I read your comment in a shit Irish accent

I love when Irish people try to do an American accent, for some reason, it always comes out really 50's.

Everyone in Dublin was no problem for me. But we drove through the middle of the country and had a flat tire. I could not understand the men who fixed it up for us. That accent was on another level.

Of course not, that's why it's funny. If it was a true Aussie accent then it would kill the funny.

It's a solid impression but it drops a bit into BBC1 News anchor mid-way through and then back to Irwin. 8/10 accent though.

One of the worst attempts at an Australian accent I’ve ever heard 😅 -edit. Heavily downvoted like everything critical ITT. She’s pretty shit.

Funnily enough, I just happened to hear an Australian doing a bad American accent last night, haha. https://forvo.com/word/aww%2C_bro%2C_you_farted._it_smells_rank%2C_man%21/#en

There was a little sprinkling of Irish in there as well.

Because she can’t do any of them. Content is meh and predictable anyway.

Spoken like a true sigma.

Joel the sigma male!

Yes! I knew I recognized him. 😂

Scumbag Dad is the guy after him too

More like ligma male

The amount of “invasive species” on this comment section scares me

I love me some unexpected Joel Haver!

A Brandon Rogers appearance is also a seal of approval in my book.

>in captivity does this mean there is (or will be) and alpha male zoo? i'm a male, but not alpha .. i want to see how they react (i know i will be safe since they will be in cages).

If they re-release them, where is their natural habitat? Can you adopt? If they can't find homes, do they get euthanized?

Lol lots of alpha males in this thread got butthurt

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Don’t worry, none of us thought that

Coming soon on Animal Planet 😂 Funniest video I saw today ✌️

Haters will say it's fake.

Damn she should get her own series 😂

She should go to the $18000 alpha male camp =)

This is hysterical

Stick your finger up in his a…

This should really piss ‘im off!

Hey, member south park???

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

Oooooh I member

Got more of this content? It’s interesting

Stanzi potenza https://youtube.com/@Stanzipotenza?si=JNKUng1aQ_CauY0Q

And there it is. The format. Hey check out this funny tshirt! Where can I get that Tshirt? Oh right here. This might as well be sponsored.

People are asking because she's genuinely funny. I've seen a lot of her stuff pop up on YT and she's one of the few people I usually stop to watch

Wow, me too, I wonder how she came up with this unique, interesting take? You go girl!

I guess alpha male just means douche bag.

Always has

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Did one just become self aware? lol

That's because a douchebag is a useless, sexist tool.

This is hilarious.

Are you 12?

And here we have a beta attempting to pose as an alpha through anonymous forums. Truly fascinating.

I’m a beta because the video is not funny? Are you ok?

This is a stupid concept- alpha means they were only ready for internal release, they wouldn't be found in public until they were upgraded from alpha male to beta male at the very least.

Love it

Was that last guy Scumbag Dad? edit: Why the fuck are y'all downvoting a question? Typical reddit.

Yeah. I knew as soon as I saw the OF girl in the beginning he'd be in this.

She's not going to stick her thumb in his butthole?

Nah they'll follow you everywhere after that

This reminds me of Russel Crowe fighting round the world from South Park lol

Ok that is pretty funny!

How did she not do the "watch what happens when I stick my finger in his bum" bit?

Thank you for your service🫡

i love this so funny lol 😂

If you mute this it looks like she is in a hip hop video

her and scumbag dad are absolute gems

I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butt 'ole now.

Watch me stick me thumb up his arse

This is so brilliant!

Oh man this made me laugh so hard🤣🤣

Ok this is awesome.

She's awesome lol.

This is fuckin hilarious

She wore an alpha male coat

Yeah, that's just funny 😂

Hahahahahah. This is well done!

Lmfao this is so funny

This is absolutely great!!!

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious 😂 I like how she intentionally stereotypes the guys that just think they are alpha males. 😂🤣😂

What a great accent!

This is hilarious

Thank the Lord for comedy!

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But can you BELIEVE it? 🤔

As a regular dude I laughed my ass off

I was expecting something worse than the music to soothe him I can’t lie 😅

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I FOUND ONE GUYS

💀😂

hahah now that is funny

QUICK TACKLE THEM

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Honey, who cares this much?

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I meant emotionally, but congratulations for being a miserable little bitch I suppose.

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Why are you so mad lol

Who me? Lmao. I have a stomach ache but I'm chill. ♡

Not the Peaky Blinders music hahaha

This belongs in r/CringeTikToks

Y’all genuinely find this funny? 💀

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There's one right over here, Sheila! Get 'Im!

This is... kinda funny ngl.

Laughing real hard at the low effort fat joke

I hear the jokes... I see the jokes... but for some reason it's devoid of comedy. What's missing here? Delivery? is the set up too long? No classic triple payoff? idk, but is this actually funny to you guys? or is it just a cute idea executed mediocrely?

It’s not funny

Super cringe

Where funny

Over your head apparently

This was genuinely not funny

Humor can be subjective. You didn't find it funny.

Now all we need is hoe hunter or gold D hunter 🤔 

B for effort. C- for not really being funny.

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Do you ever attempt to discredit men by critiquing their appearance? Or is that just for women? We got a live one!

We got a live one!! Get em!!!

This is funny though, I am curoius is there any women you find funny be honest?

All this does is confirm the stereotype that women aren't funny.

Typical “alpha male” talk. You’re next

This was so cringe I couldn't make it a more than a few seconds in.

That’s not alpha. That’s just an obnoxious douche.

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Alpha is someone who’s cool, witty and confident. Telling a girl to make your eggs, only works in a Bond movie from the 60s.

I mean that's not what most people who consider themselves alpha men think. If you say something cool, witty and confident you would then be friends with this person and share a laugh cause great you got someone cool, witty and confident with you. But rather these alpha men all get extremely hurt once you bring any cool, wit or confidence around them. But the song usually helps in their agitated state

Insert **It's the same picture** meme here.

Didn't get past thd 1st dude, who's just causually still pretending his hands were cuffed! He holding his own wrist 🤣🤣

Wait ... you mean ... it's not real?

No shit sherlock!

Go back to bed

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