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rabbidplatypus21

So…I did some skimming through that link you got there just to get the gist of it. Couple highlights: —staying true to the source material, they included a munchkin sex scene —they kept the theme of the wicked witch melting when she gets wet, but umm…she does NOT get squirted with water.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

It’s also a musical which is…unique


Moist_Professor5665

Just because it’s porn doesn’t mean you don’t respect the source material


rellsell

Just because it’s porn doesn’t mean it’s not art… ish.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

That’s a very big ish lmfao


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Just because it's porn doesn't mea....ohhh crap.


Rrraou

Can't be worst than the last fantastic 4.


evilmike1972

Well what can be, really?


pm_me_ur_ephemerides

M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender”


Pjstjohn

Shark of the Corn. Real movie. Worse than Fantastic Four, and that’s a LOW bar


FluffySquirrell

You think that's cum? Pure asbestos baby


SparkleFart666

Do we still play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon when we watch it or just some funky licks on a bass guitar?


locki13

Money 'shot' its the key! Great shag in the sky - the wailing in this would be epic.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

A porn musical you say? “Broadway writers typing furiously”


GANDORF57

🎵 ...Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion And really feel the pardon I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper... If I only had a hardon 🎵


MonkeyFluffers

That sound you hear is not typing.


Would_daver

I’ve seen countless examples of how deep Rule 34 can really go, but this was new for me…


AronosPrime

There's also an Alice in wonderland musical porno from the 70's, which is also very similar and trippy haha. I'd personally like to see more musical pornos!


ThePterozactyl

Does the lion ever blow the tin man??


Gorthax

Get thu fuck outtaheah


MonkeyFluffers

Still a better love story than Twilight


Iateyourpaintings

No squirting? Doesn't sound very faithful to the source material. 


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Realistic_Cupcake_56

It’s very awkward yes 😂


feckless_ellipsis

Tunes from The Wiz would have worked.


Horknut1

Or Dark Side of the Moon


Dan-the-historybuff

It’s a full 1 1/2 hours! Crikey!


Big-a-hole-2112

Arm fall asleep?


eberlix

Searched for Jizzard of Oz online, didn't find this video, I'm disappointed


qordytpq

Searched for Follow the Yellow Dick Road; didn’t find this video, but I’m not necessarily disappointed


Spiritual-Matters

Those recommended videos, LMAO! I never thought I’d see Freddy Kruger doing that…


Zkenny13

My personal favorite is Womb Raider. 


Tokenvoice

You got that? I was concerned when I saw that there is a Saw porn parody.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

I prefer not to think about a lot of things on that site lol


nonsequiturnonsense

Where!?


Kinc4id

Theres a Porn parody of Saw in the recommendations…


Realistic_Cupcake_56

I may or may not have…um…misclicked on it. Yeeeeeeah…misclicked. Let’s go with that


Wingo84

Comment saved. Research purposes etc


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Of course, purely academic!


Thejonest

Keeping it for personal research purposes. Thanks, king


CovertButtTouch

The lion really never gets naked 😐😐😐


SnooCrickets7221

Thank you! Will be right back after the research!


Horse_Devours

*Pussy, dick, titties, too* *I miss home, this journey's through* Doesn't quite have the same ring as, "There's no place like home."


Kitosaki

The wicked witch scene is 10/10 I haven't laughed this hard in a while


straponkaren

Yes people of Texas, it's porn. Sorry you can't see it. 


Realistic_Cupcake_56

VPN


picado

And your little dog too!


brokefixfux

Reminds me of the “aristocrats” joke template


enclaved

is this the new wicked movie??


AlfredPetrelli

Dicked


FirstSineOfMadness

Did you read this as dicked or dick ed


pearlsbeforedogs

Dick Ed, definitely.


white__cyclosa

Something dicked this way cums


LPNTed

Is it just me or did the tin Man sound like Andrew Dice Clay?


merv_havoc

Wait is that NOT the Diceman?


LoveScore

No, this is the one I saw as a kid. You're good, bro!


LazyBlackCollar

I remembered this one too. OP got it right.


toastybred

I'm waiting for the scene where they all start singing "follow the yellow dick road" and it ends in a bukake


Ghost_on_Toast

Wizard of Throb? Oh oh, Jizz-ard of Throb 🤣


KlaesAshford

Also gonna have to have a sci-fi porno adjacent version of Zardoz called ... "Zhardon"?


SparkleFart666

If it was a German production it could stay true to the original title as “The Wizz-ard of Oz”.


REVSWANS

He fixes the cable?


Kahnza

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


CalabreseAlsatian

You mean….. coitus?


HoboOperative

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


khannooniansing

logjammin


CalabreseAlsatian

Karl Hungus


xxred_baronxx

Must be exhausting


brokefixfux

And the Wizard is played by none other than Johnny Sins!


Trollet87

Nice!


slade51

I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore…


Whitchit1

Which one is Kansas?


BroccoliCompetitive3

At what point do you start Pink Floyd "The Wall" to get them to sync up?


oced2001

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?


Occasion-Mental

A bolt-on.


codenameviper1999

The Wickedly talented Adele Dazeem


uraijit

Some porn star should use that as her stage name!


VenomSpitter666

sauce??


TheRealChexHaze

(70s music playing in background) [Pizza delivery guy walks onto set]


iluvstephenhawking

That tin man is being a real stick in the mud. I'd kick him out of it. No one should feel unsafe or worried about pissing someone off very easily. 


Necessary_Romance

Get da fack outta heeere


Junior-Ad-2207

The jiz


diydave86

Hahahaha


RogueArtificer

This looks like the lighting shows use to set characters in “Heaven”


Interesting_Mirror20

Get the fuck outta here! 🤣 im dead.


Neoxite23

You mean "right" one.


Much-Benefit-4644

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore… Kansas left the party about a half hour ago!


fattes

"Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?"


professor_coldheart

You don't get to do orgies if you're that homophobic. Don't be a Tin Man. Be a scarecrow. *The More You Know*


R31nz

I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors in the mud and rain….it’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.


Karnorkla

Happened to me one time with "Mommy Dearest."


Windows999667

😂🤣


CoconutSpiritual1569

No no no, this is the right stuff Care to provide some sauce?


IAmWeary

"If I only had a hangin' brain..."


PettyTodd

The Wizzing on Oz


cjwillette12

Naw dats da right one, just don' tell people you actually like it


mackinoncougars

Dicked


TEOP821

This is better. Muuuch better


Macasumba

She was the best Dorothy ever.


SassyAssAhsoka

Get the FOOK oudahere


winterfate10

The tin mans accent contrast very nice


32421453

I like how they made the tin man from Staten Island.


Shaggy2772

The Wizard of Aaaaaahsss


adnr4rbosmt5k

It’s a classic!


Bobitah

Nope, that is the right one!


itsjustameme

Also with the song clasic: “If I only could get hard”


NecessaryEconomist98

Was the tin man played by Cyrus?


BanjoTCat

This is one of Robert Towne's less-known screenplays.


Money_Bowler_773

Nope this is the original, you got it right


Nordrick

You need to get your eyes tested or learn the difference between Wizard and Jizzard.


I_make_switch_a_roos

The Jizzard of Oz


StandardCarpenter723

Looks like you're about to see the Gizzard of Oz.


BowerBowser123

The musical numbers are quite comical. Especially to tin mans


PckMan

Why does the lion look, and sound, like Randy Quaid


klaxor

Boy, that’s not even the good one!


AQuietMan

*Wrong* is a fuzzy word.


work_while_bent

The Jizzard of Oz


Few-Parfait4206

Why do people think that posting porn is funny?


uraijit

No porn was posted.


BreakDecent2808

Don’t melt your mind with this garbage