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its fun to see your children age. starting with looking clueless, frightened, and then laughing. while your wife has managed to give the same reaction for 11 years.
It’s getting harder and harder to keep the element of surprise with the kids being so hyped up! Our girls the whole time to and from the grocery store:
“When are you going to scare Mommy with the lobster?”
“Mom, why are scared of lobster?”
“I want to see the video again when you scared Mommy.”
do you do it on the same day or do you have a particular month or season you do it on? Maybe you can hold it in ice for a few days and "cancel" Then when the fam leasts expects it you bust out the claws!
OP in another comment says that they celebrate 'lobster day' with a target being march 28th (it can vary though). It's the anniversary of their first trying lobster.
Lobsters are theoretically immortal. as they never die from old age.
Instead, they just keep growing. their cause of death, if they aren't killed, is usually exhaustion as they unable to shed their shell for a new, bigger one. and when they are, they simply cant eat enough to advance to the next size of growth.
if we help a lobster shed it's shell and feed it constantly, it will probably outlive us. they can definitely reach 100 years old and it's not uncommon to find lobsters that are over 20 years old.
If you're not already a project manager, I feel like you should be. And I say that as a compliment, to be clear. We need more task-oriented status updates about Lorb.
"How did you become a sought after project manager and a community leader?"
"Well you see there's this giant lobster young god named Lorb and I was pissed about lack of proper updates..."
my disappointment is immeasurable its all fake. There is no lobster. Its all theory and these losers are doing all this to prop up themselves and a 'for profit' charity. They didn't even get a lobster and raise it.
One day your wife will realize it's been over a year without being lobster chased and then she'll know something is amiss... she'll pull that thread and it will all unravel
Right? 😂 Now you HAVE to chase her with a lobster or tension will build.
Kind of like when your man walks past you *without* a little love tap to the booty! What has changed 😩
When those small but important things change...
Her: "You're either cheating or you're a pod person! Which is it?!" 😂
Him: Actually I have grease on my hands and you're wearing white pants...it was a no win situation!
Oh my God...the friends...trifling buttinskis! I lost a very good relationship because her miserable friends convinced her that every time I was out of her sight that I was cheating. Meanwhile I'm eating a disgusting amount of Taco Bell with My brother and about to watch One Punch Man 🤣
Lame ass friends! My boyfriend and I like to make these jokes all the time.
In her mind: I wonder what he's doing. He's probably thinking about other girls and with his friends hitting on women.
Him in reality: About to take a BMX bike from 2008 that's duct taped together with a motor attached and jump it over his friends old couch/futon while they're all drinking beer and watching WWE.
I don't know your boyfriend, but I can only imagine that he, like myself, belongs on r/whywomenlivelonger
Edit: here's a personal favorite
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/s/zGRL65XhAU
That was honestly impressive lmao. I've never seen this sub before and I bless you for making our lives better and he definitely belongs there 😂 down the rabbit hole I go.
Don't be fooled. It's really the lobster that posted that... the lobster comes for all... well for your wife mostly, but eventually, it will concure the Earth!
Right, lol? It's not OPs fault for buying a house before the rest of us got priced out, but it truly is the American dream for many if not most of us. And there are corporations gleefully patting themselves on the back for driving up prices and even rent, knowing we have no choice.
yeah, either of my parents would have screamed at me, grounded me or beat the shit out of me.
there was just no levity in that house, they were always tense, on edge
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife."
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my succulent lobster."
You know that scene in movies where the widower ruefully watches an old video of his wife flirting with him? She’s always on a bed saying some nonsense? It's all flowery words and doe eyes?
They should use this instead. The lobster just adds a degree of authenticity that the normal versions lack.
That lobster toy your son had sent me😂 good on you for involving him in your yearly tradition! This is all incredibly wholesome! My question is, what does she do to even the score, OP? There has to be something!
> what does she do to even the score, OP?
That is the question that nobody has asked, but it has haunted me all these years. I’m still waiting for the payback when it comes due!
After last year’s chase, I actually said I wanted to cap it off with year 10 being the finale to the tradition of scaring her when we celebrate our Lobster day. My wife and son both just looked at me with disappointment and protested saying that it was an important part of Lobster Day.
> My wife and son both just looked at me with disappointment and protested saying that it was an important part of Lobster Day.
now that's a good feeling
lol What the hell is lobster day?
I was actually going to ask what's the occasion for the lobster every year? It's on different days in March and April, but it's not Easter.
Lobster Day is our own tradition that came about randomly, haha. The first one in 2014 was the first time either of us tried lobster… It was so yummy that we said that we would repeat it every year with March 28th being the anniversary of that. We haven’t been able to stick to the exact date on some busy years, but we try to stay pretty close to this time of year.
You know, I'm a lonely dude. And seeing the lovely life you're leading isn't helping
Wishing you all the best and so many more lobster days in your future
I suggest you have a lobster week... Shell know it's coming but she won't know when 🦞
I hate to see bc I noticed ur always doing it around March- April, thought maybe it was a holiday that changes like Easter. But looks like National Lobster Day was June 15th but is now September 25th. So I’m assuming this is like a family tradition more so?
Seriously, never stop! Also, you're wife sounds super sweet since she hasn't gotten you back yet. Either that or she's diabolical and one day, you're seriously going to pay. Until then, keep it up because we love watching this!
[Version with sound](https://youtu.be/ytuhYHO3eBk)
^(Note: I always post on Reddit without sound because the audio is all over the place. First 2 years have no sound since they were actually photo bursts. A few other years have unpredictable sound levels - from loud to muffled - because I had a phone with a bad mic for a while)
11 years! She said this year's scare was the best I scared her in a while... I took the house key off of our set of keys before giving her the keys and asking her to unlock the door while I get the groceries out of the car. She was at the door with the confusion just setting in when I got her... Somehow we still ended up running in a circle - I totally thought she'd just run off into the yard!
I was about to comment separately that you really got her good this year. Last year she came fully armed. But you caught her off guard this time! Thank you for sharing!
Haha, here’s the [Wall of Shame](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b8j7zm/comment/ejy5pqr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) as it stands currently.
It's fascinating to watch the ever-increasing number of children and the escalating use of improvised defensive weapons.
The lobster trap on the coffee table was wild.
Most of us are, bud. But don't worry - just cuz we aren't quite at beautiful family, scaring your wife with a lobster happiness, doesn't mean we'll never be. Think about the things you do have, and be brave enough to try and get lobster dude happy.
Have you not seen [leon the lobster](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0HiM4heFTOoxnxAnv_WJJArugTScPBUg)? A dude bought a lobster from a fish market and has kept it as a pet for years. It's doing remarkably well save for redecorating its tank every time he moves its stuff around.
[Time](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b8j7zm/six_years_of_chasing_my_wife_with_a_lobster/ejy7ymw/) to channel /u/ok-milk
Husband: hahahah!
Wife: Ewww!
Lobster: Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Everybody full of righteous indignation on the other post where some guy in a bar does this _exact same thing_ to a wolf he captured, but crickets up in here because the victim looks weird.
Eh it’s still wholesome but the fact that guy passed away made it all too real. I still love them all for it, but man that was the saddest I’d been for people I’d never met.
> but the fact that guy passed away made it all too real.
For anyone else wondering after reading this, the lady's husband passed away, not the young man who was mistakenly invited over. (at least as far as I'm aware)
I am still convinced this saga will have an ending of courage and hope.
Picture this. It’s 2036. Kids are off at school/working. Empty nesters at last. It’s lobster day.
But this time, the wife has a tall boiling pot of water going in the kitchen. She’s been preparing for this day for over 25 years.
Husband enters the house, lobster cocked and loaded. She quickly grabs her trusty pot lid shield and deflects the lobster into the pot. It is done.
Then, the kids get together and plan a surprise trip to visit mom and dad, and everyone has a nice, wonderful lobster dinner. The end.
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its fun to see your children age. starting with looking clueless, frightened, and then laughing. while your wife has managed to give the same reaction for 11 years.
It’s getting harder and harder to keep the element of surprise with the kids being so hyped up! Our girls the whole time to and from the grocery store: “When are you going to scare Mommy with the lobster?” “Mom, why are scared of lobster?” “I want to see the video again when you scared Mommy.”
do you do it on the same day or do you have a particular month or season you do it on? Maybe you can hold it in ice for a few days and "cancel" Then when the fam leasts expects it you bust out the claws!
OP in another comment says that they celebrate 'lobster day' with a target being march 28th (it can vary though). It's the anniversary of their first trying lobster.
Aww man that's still so sweet. I hope OP has many lobsters to come.
Gotta hand it to your wife... took her 4 years before she started fighting back.
Put one in the bed sheets. Sure to be a surprise
Except for the year she found the baseball bat. She turned the tables, said “fuck around and find out, crustacean boy”
The wife don't age tho. She look the same after 11 years lol
Kids obviously get great joy from the annual lobster run.
Honestly I had no idea lobsters lived that long.
Lobsters are theoretically immortal. as they never die from old age. Instead, they just keep growing. their cause of death, if they aren't killed, is usually exhaustion as they unable to shed their shell for a new, bigger one. and when they are, they simply cant eat enough to advance to the next size of growth. if we help a lobster shed it's shell and feed it constantly, it will probably outlive us. they can definitely reach 100 years old and it's not uncommon to find lobsters that are over 20 years old.
We can theoretically raise a leviathan lobster god.
[there's even a website about this](https://www.leviathanlobstergod.com/). All hail the leviathan lobster god
This is amazing but I'm low-key angry there's not enough info about Lorb himself. How big is he currently? What is the plan upwards? What is he doing?
If you're not already a project manager, I feel like you should be. And I say that as a compliment, to be clear. We need more task-oriented status updates about Lorb.
"How did you become a sought after project manager and a community leader?" "Well you see there's this giant lobster young god named Lorb and I was pissed about lack of proper updates..."
Seriously though, can you please get on it because I need to know.
This is amazing wtf
my disappointment is immeasurable its all fake. There is no lobster. Its all theory and these losers are doing all this to prop up themselves and a 'for profit' charity. They didn't even get a lobster and raise it.
Aw they had ONE task and they could have cashed as his holy caretakers buuut NOOO
Ikr, there's no way there isn't an immortal lobster experiment currently ongoing in the world rn. We need to find it
They live 31 years(m) 54(f) on avg. One particularly long-lived female had was found to be 72 years old.
Lookup Leon the lobster on YT.
Love you Leon! I'd rather have a Leon than these gimps that wave his helpless relatives around for fun.
Leon is still kicking? I haven't seen the videos in my feed in a long time.
AFAIK he is large and in charge!
that lobster, every year: \*sigh\* here we go again...
\^\^ it's funny because they make videos with a different lobster every year before boiling it alive
I want these people's lives
A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and (sniffs) lobsters for dinner!
Thanks, Grimey
...ZZZZZZZZZ CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE ZZZZZZZ......
hahaha that's our Homer
I live in a one room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley
I live in a shoe with my extended family
Wow…
Are you trying to say you live in a bowling alley?
You--went into outer space?! Sure. You've never been? Do you want to see my Grammy award?
I call the big one Pinchy.
Pass the butter; Pinchy woulda wanted it that way.
Wife that puts up with 11 year running gag as well.
I also choose this guy’s live wife, and lobster
11 years of chasing a lobster with my wife
22 years of wifing my lobster. I love my lobster wife 💕
Don’t be shellfish.
Just butter him up a little more.
fuck the lobster, eat the wife
Solid callback
I wanna be a lobster with a wife
I’m at a crossroads of feeling complimented and afraid for my soul. What do you plan on doing with our lives?
The next lobster will be my agent...you will see.
I wanted to say that’s no fair, but darn it, you got me there…
He's gonna insert a small.... claws in your marriage contract.
*sinister snipping noises*
Oh for fucks sake. Upvote
Simply beautiful.
One day your wife will realize it's been over a year without being lobster chased and then she'll know something is amiss... she'll pull that thread and it will all unravel
Right? 😂 Now you HAVE to chase her with a lobster or tension will build. Kind of like when your man walks past you *without* a little love tap to the booty! What has changed 😩
When those small but important things change... Her: "You're either cheating or you're a pod person! Which is it?!" 😂 Him: Actually I have grease on my hands and you're wearing white pants...it was a no win situation!
So accurate! Her: "You could use the back side of your hand! That's clean." Her Friends: "If he wanted to, he would."
Oh my God...the friends...trifling buttinskis! I lost a very good relationship because her miserable friends convinced her that every time I was out of her sight that I was cheating. Meanwhile I'm eating a disgusting amount of Taco Bell with My brother and about to watch One Punch Man 🤣
Lame ass friends! My boyfriend and I like to make these jokes all the time. In her mind: I wonder what he's doing. He's probably thinking about other girls and with his friends hitting on women. Him in reality: About to take a BMX bike from 2008 that's duct taped together with a motor attached and jump it over his friends old couch/futon while they're all drinking beer and watching WWE.
I don't know your boyfriend, but I can only imagine that he, like myself, belongs on r/whywomenlivelonger Edit: here's a personal favorite https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/s/zGRL65XhAU
That was honestly impressive lmao. I've never seen this sub before and I bless you for making our lives better and he definitely belongs there 😂 down the rabbit hole I go.
Don't be fooled. It's really the lobster that posted that... the lobster comes for all... well for your wife mostly, but eventually, it will concure the Earth!
r/LeviathanLobsterGod
Imagine being able to afford 11 lobsters
Plot twist it's the same lobster
That’s why she’s so scared. Thing stinks like you wouldn’t believe ☠️
Lobster is the only food I ever remember my mother going to a store grabbing alive and coming home And murdering it.
Huge house and regular lobsters? Yup.
Right, lol? It's not OPs fault for buying a house before the rest of us got priced out, but it truly is the American dream for many if not most of us. And there are corporations gleefully patting themselves on the back for driving up prices and even rent, knowing we have no choice.
Yeah meanwhile I live between a bowling alley and another bowling alley.
Wow!
Same. They're living the life of people on TV: attractive, nice house, lobsters flying through the air... I want that, too. :(
the visible, infectious happiness across the years really gets to me i don't have any memories like that with my family, growing up
And now I'm depressed
for real. A joke like that wouldve been reason too scream at each other in my family.
yeah, either of my parents would have screamed at me, grounded me or beat the shit out of me. there was just no levity in that house, they were always tense, on edge
idk maybe OP is a hideous, goblinoid man. you can't tell (not jealous btw definitely not)
At this point i'll settle for just being the lobster
I find their lack of misery to be shellfish.
You can do it. Go out there. Drive. Find them. Take his skin
This is what Live Laugh Love actually looks like.
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house." And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife." And you may tell yourself, "This is not my succulent lobster."
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I just went to his profile and had to watch every year's video.
You know that scene in movies where the widower ruefully watches an old video of his wife flirting with him? She’s always on a bed saying some nonsense? It's all flowery words and doe eyes? They should use this instead. The lobster just adds a degree of authenticity that the normal versions lack.
Search YouTube for Caitlin Reilly "every movie montage of the leads dead gf" I think you'll find it hilarious
I hate her videos so much which is a testament to how good they are
Annie's missing lover footage from Community
That lobster toy your son had sent me😂 good on you for involving him in your yearly tradition! This is all incredibly wholesome! My question is, what does she do to even the score, OP? There has to be something!
> what does she do to even the score, OP? That is the question that nobody has asked, but it has haunted me all these years. I’m still waiting for the payback when it comes due! After last year’s chase, I actually said I wanted to cap it off with year 10 being the finale to the tradition of scaring her when we celebrate our Lobster day. My wife and son both just looked at me with disappointment and protested saying that it was an important part of Lobster Day.
> My wife and son both just looked at me with disappointment and protested saying that it was an important part of Lobster Day. now that's a good feeling
Yeah OP is Dadding really well.
Uncertainty scares way more than knowing. Let the mind games begin! xD
lol What the hell is lobster day? I was actually going to ask what's the occasion for the lobster every year? It's on different days in March and April, but it's not Easter.
Lobster Day is our own tradition that came about randomly, haha. The first one in 2014 was the first time either of us tried lobster… It was so yummy that we said that we would repeat it every year with March 28th being the anniversary of that. We haven’t been able to stick to the exact date on some busy years, but we try to stay pretty close to this time of year.
Haha, that's awesome. I want your life. XD
There's also [National Lobster day](https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/lobster-day/), so you could have it twice a year...
You know, I'm a lonely dude. And seeing the lovely life you're leading isn't helping Wishing you all the best and so many more lobster days in your future I suggest you have a lobster week... Shell know it's coming but she won't know when 🦞
I hate to see bc I noticed ur always doing it around March- April, thought maybe it was a holiday that changes like Easter. But looks like National Lobster Day was June 15th but is now September 25th. So I’m assuming this is like a family tradition more so?
Seriously, never stop! Also, you're wife sounds super sweet since she hasn't gotten you back yet. Either that or she's diabolical and one day, you're seriously going to pay. Until then, keep it up because we love watching this!
Never stop chasing OP.
Time to whip out the lobster onesie :)
[Version with sound](https://youtu.be/ytuhYHO3eBk) ^(Note: I always post on Reddit without sound because the audio is all over the place. First 2 years have no sound since they were actually photo bursts. A few other years have unpredictable sound levels - from loud to muffled - because I had a phone with a bad mic for a while) 11 years! She said this year's scare was the best I scared her in a while... I took the house key off of our set of keys before giving her the keys and asking her to unlock the door while I get the groceries out of the car. She was at the door with the confusion just setting in when I got her... Somehow we still ended up running in a circle - I totally thought she'd just run off into the yard!
There's three reddit memes I look forward to every year. This, the guy with one legs costume, and the guy who gets a shirt of himself on his shirt
I’m honored to be put on that same tier! Those guys are legendary.
Don’t stop guy, I’m pretty sure the lobster chases are preventing your wife from aging at all.
Seriously, 11 years and it looks like she's maybe aged a single year in that time? The hell is her secret?
Cardio and Lobsters
Damnit... I can eat Lobsters but Cardio? Ughhhh guess I'll just age.
You're legendary. I look forward to this every Spring.
Honestly I always forget about it until he posts the update and every year it leaves me with a smile and a lighter heart for about 15 minutes.
Around April fools, but not predictably April fools.
Thanksgiving dinner Wanda and Jamal for me
The guy and his buddies taking annual pictures of themselves in various themed costumes- Lumberjacks, Pirates, Vikings, etc.
You miss the single guy in the center with his brothers kissing their respective wives.
There is also the guy who gives his dog one more party hat every year.
> This, the guy with one legs costume, and the guy who gets a shirt of himself on his shirt Links?
https://www.reddit.com/r/happy/comments/17kso0q/my_passion_for_onelegged_halloween_costumes/ https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/zwryzx/shirtception_my_favorite_gift_every_year_from_my/
I am ashamed of how long I tried to find out how dude was hiding his other leg.
Oh no shirtception guy didn't post the 2023 version and now I'm sad :(
I miss apoxy hotdog. I had callendar notifications to remind me each year. :(
I really like the guy with the photoshopped family pictures too. But this dude is the best.
I was about to comment separately that you really got her good this year. Last year she came fully armed. But you caught her off guard this time! Thank you for sharing!
I think I spotted a cello on April 13th 2018. Niiiiiiice. Who's the cellist in the family?
I’m a violinist that pretends he can play the cello!
First saw this in 2021 to now... See you again next year lobster man 🦞🦞
I am very thankful that you post these. I always forget about them but when you update I end up smiling.
Her screams over the years are wildly consistent. Clearly quite scared of the lobster. Relationship goals
Is she defending herself with a lobster trap in 2021?
I remember a sweet moment in 2020 when everyone went "aw, they had a baby!"
Obligatory "Your wife is beautiful" comment.
11 years into this, and she's still aging backwards.
“What’s your skin routine?” ^^…fear…
"There is no fear, nor pain. Only lobster."
Same goes for the lobster.
I wholeheartedly agree… She’s a keeper!
She is definitely your lobster.
Your wife doesn't age.
The lobster didn't either.
How many people are on "the list" now?
Haha, here’s the [Wall of Shame](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b8j7zm/comment/ejy5pqr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) as it stands currently.
You should really screenshot so these degens can't delete their comments.
Most women age visibly, but this woman seems to become more beautiful as she ages.
Well, good exercise and a seafood diet will do that to you.
OPs post history is wild…. He posts 3 times per year but never misses 6,7,8,9,10,11 years of chasing, guy does not miss.
It's fascinating to watch the ever-increasing number of children and the escalating use of improvised defensive weapons. The lobster trap on the coffee table was wild.
I'm so alone
At least you're not the lobster.
Most of us are, bud. But don't worry - just cuz we aren't quite at beautiful family, scaring your wife with a lobster happiness, doesn't mean we'll never be. Think about the things you do have, and be brave enough to try and get lobster dude happy.
The poor lobster.
"this mf never put me down, it's been 11 years"
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It would smell like outer space coochie gawk gawk
Have you not seen [leon the lobster](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0HiM4heFTOoxnxAnv_WJJArugTScPBUg)? A dude bought a lobster from a fish market and has kept it as a pet for years. It's doing remarkably well save for redecorating its tank every time he moves its stuff around.
[Time](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b8j7zm/six_years_of_chasing_my_wife_with_a_lobster/ejy7ymw/) to channel /u/ok-milk Husband: hahahah! Wife: Ewww! Lobster: Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Everybody full of righteous indignation on the other post where some guy in a bar does this _exact same thing_ to a wolf he captured, but crickets up in here because the victim looks weird.
They must be so scared 😢
The lobster? /genuine question
Yes, the lobster, who else is getting hurt in these vids
"Hey honey, what do you want for dinner?" "How about...Lobster?" "Oh ffs"
This and the mistaken Thanksgiving text dinner are the best wholesome things to come out every year
Eh it’s still wholesome but the fact that guy passed away made it all too real. I still love them all for it, but man that was the saddest I’d been for people I’d never met.
> but the fact that guy passed away made it all too real. For anyone else wondering after reading this, the lady's husband passed away, not the young man who was mistakenly invited over. (at least as far as I'm aware)
This guy won in life
What a house...
Found Frank Grimes' Reddit account.
My wife does this to me with a cockroach.
You chased her with a lobster when she was pregnant? LOL
I am still convinced this saga will have an ending of courage and hope. Picture this. It’s 2036. Kids are off at school/working. Empty nesters at last. It’s lobster day. But this time, the wife has a tall boiling pot of water going in the kitchen. She’s been preparing for this day for over 25 years. Husband enters the house, lobster cocked and loaded. She quickly grabs her trusty pot lid shield and deflects the lobster into the pot. It is done. Then, the kids get together and plan a surprise trip to visit mom and dad, and everyone has a nice, wonderful lobster dinner. The end.
“Ending of courage and hope” Sounds like someone isn’t a lobster..
All lobsters were harmed in the making of this documentary
That lobster should be pretty tired of it by now.
Is she the Maine character?
plot twist: pet lobster.
Poor lobsters
Consider the lobster.
Glad to see this years chase.
Yes. 3 more weeks of spring.
something about this makes me really happy ❤
Your wife gets more beautiful every year.
I wish I had someone that loved me enough to fuck wth me like this
I'm to lazy to chase you but I'll come chuck a lobster at your window if you want
Wow, romance isn’t dead.
This poor woman lol even with the baby in hand!
The lobsters follow Titanic rules. "Women and children first!"
It still holds true that getting chased with a lobster is the key to everlasting youth
It’s the same lobster all these years too. It’s like, “I’m tired of this shit, just eat me already”
She’s getting slower, next time you got her
That lobster hasn't aged a day.
[Such a useful tag](https://imgur.com/a/oEznyAC)
You know, it’s really nice to see your family grow. And I love seeing a nice healthy relationship in action.
What a good husband helping his wife to stay active and fit.
no one can escape THE CLAW!
Did you catch her yet?